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Macca missed the obvious tag
Ex-WWF wrestler's recent tweets seem to be following a certain trend
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 3:12,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npypdzz0kh8
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 14:10,
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NEEDZMOARRRRRRROIDS!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:28,
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know where the one is and have fun x
Bernard "Pretty" Purdie: The Purdie Shuffle - Drum Lesson
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 0:25,
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A genius, and he knows it.
Noted for putting a sign above his kit saying "YOU DONE IT! YOU HIRED THE HITMAKER!"
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 18 Nov 2020, 10:22,
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Saw him at Ronnies a couple of years ago
with Peewee Ellis, Reuben Wilson and Grant Green Jr., gigging as "The Godfathers of Groove". They were very funky. Purdie is the real deal, has played on more people's records than he's credited with. However, perhaps due to their combined age, they were introduced as the Grandfathers of Groove.
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Hemipygous, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 14:46,
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Legend
Seriously one of the greatest drummers of all time. And bloody funny as well.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:57,
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The black Hal Blaine.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:34,
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Lovely cheery Christmas Song
all about josef mengele
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:19,
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I clicked this!
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unclepills, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:48,
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That's a beauty
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:59,
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Lovely
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 9:25,
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Bootiful
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 15:36,
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As true now as it was then.
CAC
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unclepills, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 23:57,
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Cats Are Courageous?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 8:33,
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Yes, yes they are
and this one was too, in the same way that Lola the cat in Coventry was courageous for getting chucked in a bin.
Cats Are Cunts, and Mary Bale was a slackfest for not then finding a canal.
eyeballeatingfuckers
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unclepills, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:45,
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No way, she experimented with it!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 14:40,
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She couldn't even be arsed to do it herself
got her assistant to 'barrel' it
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unclepills, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 17:45,
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I guess they didn't have wheely bins then.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 20:03,
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Weird story
This woman was extremely poor, yet could afford to have an expensive barrel tailor made, had an assistent and a manager.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 9:46,
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I have been thinking about Jim McDonald recently.
Apologies if it's previously made an appearance but it's worth while.
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Sgt. Welt, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:30,
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I thought he was in the big hoyse with elizabeth
So he is
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 9:27,
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nice, ridden along there many times
interesting to see a world now gone
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:06,
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I cannot stop watching and loving this,
so there.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 17 Nov 2020, 15:42,
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Hahaha!
Excellent
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 15:51,
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I'm glad I'm not wrong for once
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 17 Nov 2020, 18:39,
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That is genuinely genius
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:03,
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I know - I mean, I know how it's done and yet it still fucking magic at the same time.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:44,
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I now feel that Lockdown 2 was worthwhile.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:16,
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Feed them to the sharkticons.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 17:05,
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INNOCENT
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 17 Nov 2020, 17:06,
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Well, that's brilliant.
And that's me off to my shed for some bucket fettling.
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Varmint, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 17:14,
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I'm on my way to A&E
so I must've done something wrong
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 17 Nov 2020, 17:55,
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at first I thought it was gonna be Man-E-Faces
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 17:21,
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YES
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 17:48,
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Well, it's November...
...but that's just gone to the the top of the Link Of The Year chart
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 18:33,
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Where is link of the year?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 19:58,
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I expect it'll be on Channel 4, some time between Christmas and New Year.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:39,
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Fucking Magnets
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 9:05,
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Brilliant
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augsav, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:38,
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that was an unexpected smile you made me dun there, boy
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 15:05,
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Turnip Prize 2020
A Somerset pub's annual prize for shit art.
Apologies for BBC linkage.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 10:53,
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3D B3ta. What's not to like?
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 14:56,
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3ta
/maybe yours will catch on
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 15:19,
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Jokes are better than technique
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:35,
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You wanna stay in more, mate.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 10:42,
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Utini!
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Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:33,
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Dathcha!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 17:00,
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An hour of Muppet songs.
I need this right now.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 0:31,
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He's a bear
Like Fozzy bear,
Well....not so much like fozzy bear
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 13:01,
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Everyone remembers Cyberzone, right?
*bangs on a chainlink fence chanting 'Thesp!'
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 16:55,
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Wow!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 17:42,
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Great stuff.
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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Nov 2020, 18:44,
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It’s good, but it’s no Captain Zep - Space Detective
youtu.be/Xow3fJzLEP4
The full theme was quite the earworm.
youtu.be/3na-qC5Y4gg
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 19:40,
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My god. The sexual tension on that bridge is palpable. And I was expecting the fish aliens to say "Oh Renee!" all the time.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 21:48,
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sexual tension is nipples are
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:52,
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Space is a bit nippy.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 13:37,
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Oh god, you fucker
I had forgotten about that shit
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 21:57,
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What the fucking fucking fuck?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:06,
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The things we had to endure pre-WWW in the name of interactive entertainment...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uocizvB7skc
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 15:00,
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Well that was fun.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:58,
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craig charles makes my skin creep
There is something deeply nasty about him.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 21:11,
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Oh, so it's not just me that thinks that.
Good.
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Varmint, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 22:02,
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Most of what I know of the man comes from Red Dwarf cast commentaries.
He does come across as a bit of a bellend, but who can say.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:08,
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Who can say?
I imagine the cast of Red Dwarf can
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 9:55,
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All the tabloid coverage of him in the early noughties was classic “MY DRUGS HELL” template.
A story that amused me at the time was that he got a cab from London to Salford to film Coronation Street. The cab driver said he was smoking crack and wanking over porno mags all the way. What was funny about it was the driver’s impotent outrage and moral indignation about it. Just stop the fucking car and tell the prick to get out if he’s behaving like that, don’t turn a blind eye and then hawk your story to the gutter press and falsely claim the moral high ground. Can’t be arsed to find the story, think it was NOTW so gone forever now, just google “Craig Charles crack” though, there were loads of stories. The was also an allegation of rape at a crack house I vaguely recall. No charges pressed I think.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 20:14,
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All detailed in Wikipedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Charles
Charged with offences of rape and sexual assault, acquitted of all charges at trial.
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abc, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 22:14,
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fucking hell, have you got the cutting up on your wall or something
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 12:33,
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You can go ahead and have a google about his adventures in Camberwell in the mid-90s.
Apparently there are a lot of people there who were very surprised by the not guilty verdict. Tabs might be able to elaborate a bit.
I’ve never liked him. Scruffy, unfunny cunt. But enough about me...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 8:58,
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He always seemed quite personable and relatable to me.
But then I'm a bit of a creepy sex-pest myself.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 12:14,
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It's probably quite telling that my reaction to hearing about THAT taxi ride wasn't shock, so much as "yep, that sounds believable".
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 12:39,
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does this video contain the word "smeg"?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 22:03,
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Sadly this video is smeg free.
But it does feature the word 'awooga' quite a bit.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 11:36,
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Never forgotten. The man has roughed out the last 20 years on other people's music and cocaine.
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Sgt. Welt, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:12,
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So... he's a radio presenter, then?
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 8:19,
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Also describes most DJs.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 11:06,
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Yes, that's what I meant.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 11:14,
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I was logging core once on an RC drill righ that was on a dyke between two cyanide lakes.
The lakes and the dyke were lined with thick black plastic sheeting. Twice I saw the offsiders (the blokes who fill up the core bags) slip on the wet plastic and almost slide into the lake. As the only company man it was probably up to me enforce OHS on the drilling contractors, but I was fresh out of uni and just thought it was part of the job. The cyanide is used for spraying on the heap leach, vast ziggurats of low-grade dirt which it slowly soaks through and recovers a small percentage of the gold as a colloid
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 14:22,
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But how did it smell?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 14:53,
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Like.... victory
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 16 Nov 2020, 15:07,
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a lot like armand
assante
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 2:08,
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Try it yourself, plenty of things contain cyanides.
I've got a cherry laurel hedge, crush/shred the leaves and they smell of benzaldehyde (cherry/sweet almond) and HCN (sharp disagreeable smell) in the background.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 15:24,
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We used to use cyanide where I worked
So we had antidote kits available, which contained amyl nitrate. There was at least one occasion where a colleague claimed to have inhaled cyanide but there was more than a hint that they were just after a free hit during working hours!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 17:08,
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Was it actually an antidote
Or merely something to help the poisoned enjoy their last few minutes?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:19,
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Plating circuit boards?
I OD'd on amyl nitrite decades ago.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:53,
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What happens when you OD on poppers?
I've seen someone try to drink them, but whenever I've sniffed too much all I got was a blinding headache.
I've also had a (non-smoking) friend ask for a cigarette, dip it in the bottle and stick it up his nose.
Takes all sorts, I suppose.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 4:14,
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Dizziness, headache, low oxygen level, purple lips, pale skin, confusion etc.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methemoglobinemia
I'd watched 'Yellow Submarine' with the bottle under my nose, I was 17.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:18,
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It's NITRITE
Amyl Nitrite. The Nitrates don't do anything.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 6:14,
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^this
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 11:00,
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I no rate
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dribble, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 14:37,
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Still toxic
b3ta.com/links/1555187
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 16:24,
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I was afraid of marzipan for years after working in a PCB plating factory
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 14:32,
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does this work good in a soda stream?
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 17 Nov 2020, 7:29,
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Hovercraft!
That is all.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 13:40,
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And buses too!
Something for everyone.
I did have to find a bit where one of them fired up and launched, if that's the right word for it. I still find it a very cool thing to watch.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 16:46,
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I've been on that.
It's the last running hovercraft service in the world. There's also a hovercraft museum up the road in Lee on Solent.
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plankton, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:00,
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Just the most amazing form of transport in the world
More science fiction than anything Nasa has ever come up with
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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 18:28,
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i went one a massive hovercraft once
it was amazeballs
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 15:06,
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An introductory lesson to playing the cheese grater
It is in French but that shouldn't hold you back
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 13:03,
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Answering the really important questions
like, can you make fizzy Buckfast?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 10:22,
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That's how they make Tennent's
A sodastream and some cold cat's piss.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 13:14,
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The one in cats is correct.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 14:44,
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His beard is ..
.. very weird. It's like he's stuck something on there.
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GeeFunk, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 14:42,
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Possibly down to the way he cuts it.
He did a video on that too.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 14:50,
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He dyed it a while back, and his head. The beard is growing out now.
I suspect he may be topping up his head.
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Varmint, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 22:23,
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he answers the important questions
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 16 Nov 2020, 20:23,
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But can he make Bizzy Fuckfast?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 11:57,
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How to make a Face mask Facemask
I made this!
Good to smile at everyone again
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mrmenfolk, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:53,
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it's nearly 12 months until halloween you fucking spunk candle
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Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 17:17,
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this is all bollocks isnt it
Cummings 'leaving under a cloud' via the front door too. That MP was caught setting up a fake doorstep for the cameras a few months ago.
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:14,
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Shown leaving from No 10.
But apparently worked at 70 Whitehall.
Publicly shown leaving.
But actually working remotely until December.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:17,
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why would he have some no-mark northern MP in his office anyway?
Utter horseshit
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:36,
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clearly they're lizard people
with some kind of master plan we don't understand. rather than a bunch of twunts spinning plates.
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:41,
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the plan, as ever, is to convince people like you that they're doing a decent job
Sadly it seems like they are succeeding
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 10:01,
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hahaha
As usual you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You dumb prick
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 16 Nov 2020, 16:15,
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And people wonder why Corbyn lost so badly, why Boris got a majority of 80, why the ‘red wall’ fell.
It’s because of exactly this kind of arrogant, contemptuous sneering that makes you ask your stupid question. If you weren’t so fucking stupid, you’d know talking to backbenchers is a vital part of a prime minister’s job. Something a prejudiced snob like you is incapable of comprehending. You’re the first to bleat ‘racist’ on here at anything you perceive as such, and you have an extraordinary talent for seeing racism where there is none, yet you have no problem with discrimination against ‘northern no-marks’.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 19:48,
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We're used to being ignored, patronised and outright insulted.
To be honest though, the worst thing is when a Northern tory tries to tell us how good we have it and how the Northern Powerhouse (which always makes me think of the gay club in Newcastle of the same name) is making our lives oh so much better.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 23:18,
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Went to get his box of porn back off Bojo...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:45,
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Space X is go.
Hopefully not a repost.
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gijoel, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 1:32,
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gc but still enjoyable
unless its been changed to re-include Bezos as apparently the creator dropped him from it for fear of losing his amazon account
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 8:11,
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Yeah, well we know who the Hood is now.
It's not like you ever see them in the same room.
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gijoel, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 9:29,
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I had a grin
from the beginning to the end of that, and then for a little while after.
Wonderful, didn't see it first time round.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 16 Nov 2020, 16:11,
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