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This is a link post Macca missed the obvious tag
Ex-WWF wrestler's recent tweets seem to be following a certain trend

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npypdzz0kh8
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This is a normal post NEEDZMOARRRRRRROIDS!

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This is a link post know where the one is and have fun x
Bernard "Pretty" Purdie: The Purdie Shuffle - Drum Lesson

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This is a normal post A genius, and he knows it.
Noted for putting a sign above his kit saying "YOU DONE IT! YOU HIRED THE HITMAKER!"
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This is a normal post Saw him at Ronnies a couple of years ago
with Peewee Ellis, Reuben Wilson and Grant Green Jr., gigging as "The Godfathers of Groove". They were very funky. Purdie is the real deal, has played on more people's records than he's credited with. However, perhaps due to their combined age, they were introduced as the Grandfathers of Groove.
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This is a normal post Legend
Seriously one of the greatest drummers of all time. And bloody funny as well.
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The black Hal Blaine.
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This is a link post Lovely cheery Christmas Song
all about josef mengele
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I clicked this!
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This is a normal post That's a beauty

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This is a normal post Lovely

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This is a normal post Bootiful

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This is a link post Victor Wooten. "I don't want you to listen, I want you to feel"

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This is a normal post minded me of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1j1_aeK6WA
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This is a normal post Gosh. Imagine THOSE two as the rhythm section
well. To paraphrase, they could turn goat piss into gasoline...
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This is a normal post someone tried:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BP3H9DNEI8
also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A0gMRqm2PE
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This is a normal post Damn, I love this internet.

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This is a normal post He's a better bassist than lecturer.

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This is a normal post If he played bluegrass
He would be a wooten tooten bass player?
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This is a normal post If he went to live on the moon with some lovable, knitted aliens would they be the
Wooten Clangers?
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This is a link post Another day of digging through the youtube crates.


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This is a normal post As true now as it was then.
CAC
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This is a normal post Cats Are Courageous?

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This is a normal post Yes, yes they are
and this one was too, in the same way that Lola the cat in Coventry was courageous for getting chucked in a bin.

Cats Are Cunts, and Mary Bale was a slackfest for not then finding a canal.
eyeballeatingfuckers
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This is a normal post No way, she experimented with it!

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This is a normal post She couldn't even be arsed to do it herself
got her assistant to 'barrel' it
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This is a normal post I guess they didn't have wheely bins then.

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This is a normal post Weird story
This woman was extremely poor, yet could afford to have an expensive barrel tailor made, had an assistent and a manager.
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This is a link post I have been thinking about Jim McDonald recently.
Apologies if it's previously made an appearance but it's worth while.

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This is a normal post I thought he was in the big hoyse with elizabeth
So he is
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This is a normal post nice, ridden along there many times
interesting to see a world now gone
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This is a link post I cannot stop watching and loving this,
so there.

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This is a normal post Hahaha!
Excellent
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This is a normal post I'm glad I'm not wrong for once

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This is a normal post That is genuinely genius

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This is a normal post I know - I mean, I know how it's done and yet it still fucking magic at the same time.

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This is a normal post I now feel that Lockdown 2 was worthwhile.

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This is a normal post Feed them to the sharkticons.

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This is a normal post INNOCENT

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This is a normal post Well, that's brilliant.
And that's me off to my shed for some bucket fettling.
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This is a normal post I'm on my way to A&E
so I must've done something wrong
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This is a normal post at first I thought it was gonna be Man-E-Faces

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This is a normal post YES

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This is a normal post Well, it's November...
...but that's just gone to the the top of the Link Of The Year chart
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This is a normal post Where is link of the year?

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I expect it'll be on Channel 4, some time between Christmas and New Year.
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This is a normal post Why don't we have this man for prime minister?
Can we have him instead?
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This is a normal post Fucking Magnets

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This is a normal post Brilliant

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This is a normal post that was an unexpected smile you made me dun there, boy

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This is a link post Turnip Prize 2020
A Somerset pub's annual prize for shit art.

Apologies for BBC linkage.

Turnip Prize 2020: Finalists for spoof art award unveiled


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3D B3ta. What's not to like?
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This is a normal post 3ta
/maybe yours will catch on
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This is a normal post Jokes are better than technique

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This is a normal post You wanna stay in more, mate.

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This is a normal post Utini!

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This is a normal post Dathcha!

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This is a link post An hour of Muppet songs.
I need this right now.

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This is a normal post He's a bear
Like Fozzy bear,

Well....not so much like fozzy bear
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This is a link post Everyone remembers Cyberzone, right?
*bangs on a chainlink fence chanting 'Thesp!'

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This is a normal post Wow!

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This is a normal post Great stuff.

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This is a normal post It’s good, but it’s no Captain Zep - Space Detective
youtu.be/Xow3fJzLEP4

The full theme was quite the earworm.
youtu.be/3na-qC5Y4gg
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My god. The sexual tension on that bridge is palpable. And I was expecting the fish aliens to say "Oh Renee!" all the time.
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sexual tension is nipples are
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Space is a bit nippy.
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This is a normal post Oh god, you fucker
I had forgotten about that shit
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This is a normal post What the fucking fucking fuck?

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This is a normal post The things we had to endure pre-WWW in the name of interactive entertainment...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=uocizvB7skc
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This is a normal post Well that was fun.

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This is a normal post craig charles makes my skin creep
There is something deeply nasty about him.
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This is a normal post Oh, so it's not just me that thinks that.
Good.
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This is a normal post Most of what I know of the man comes from Red Dwarf cast commentaries.
He does come across as a bit of a bellend, but who can say.
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This is a normal post Who can say?
I imagine the cast of Red Dwarf can
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This is a normal post All the tabloid coverage of him in the early noughties was classic “MY DRUGS HELL” template.
A story that amused me at the time was that he got a cab from London to Salford to film Coronation Street. The cab driver said he was smoking crack and wanking over porno mags all the way. What was funny about it was the driver’s impotent outrage and moral indignation about it. Just stop the fucking car and tell the prick to get out if he’s behaving like that, don’t turn a blind eye and then hawk your story to the gutter press and falsely claim the moral high ground. Can’t be arsed to find the story, think it was NOTW so gone forever now, just google “Craig Charles crack” though, there were loads of stories. The was also an allegation of rape at a crack house I vaguely recall. No charges pressed I think.
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All detailed in Wikipedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Charles
Charged with offences of rape and sexual assault, acquitted of all charges at trial.
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This is a normal post fucking hell, have you got the cutting up on your wall or something

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This is a normal post You can go ahead and have a google about his adventures in Camberwell in the mid-90s.
Apparently there are a lot of people there who were very surprised by the not guilty verdict. Tabs might be able to elaborate a bit.

I’ve never liked him. Scruffy, unfunny cunt. But enough about me...
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He always seemed quite personable and relatable to me.
But then I'm a bit of a creepy sex-pest myself.
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It's probably quite telling that my reaction to hearing about THAT taxi ride wasn't shock, so much as "yep, that sounds believable".
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This is a normal post does this video contain the word "smeg"?

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This is a normal post Sadly this video is smeg free.
But it does feature the word 'awooga' quite a bit.
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Never forgotten. The man has roughed out the last 20 years on other people's music and cocaine.
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This is a normal post So... he's a radio presenter, then?

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Also describes most DJs.
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This is a normal post Yes, that's what I meant.

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This is a normal post I was logging core once on an RC drill righ that was on a dyke between two cyanide lakes.
The lakes and the dyke were lined with thick black plastic sheeting. Twice I saw the offsiders (the blokes who fill up the core bags) slip on the wet plastic and almost slide into the lake. As the only company man it was probably up to me enforce OHS on the drilling contractors, but I was fresh out of uni and just thought it was part of the job. The cyanide is used for spraying on the heap leach, vast ziggurats of low-grade dirt which it slowly soaks through and recovers a small percentage of the gold as a colloid
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But how did it smell?
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This is a normal post Like.... victory

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This is a normal post a lot like armand
assante
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This is a normal post Try it yourself, plenty of things contain cyanides.
I've got a cherry laurel hedge, crush/shred the leaves and they smell of benzaldehyde (cherry/sweet almond) and HCN (sharp disagreeable smell) in the background.
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This is a normal post We used to use cyanide where I worked
So we had antidote kits available, which contained amyl nitrate. There was at least one occasion where a colleague claimed to have inhaled cyanide but there was more than a hint that they were just after a free hit during working hours!
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This is a normal post Was it actually an antidote
Or merely something to help the poisoned enjoy their last few minutes?
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This is a normal post Plating circuit boards?
I OD'd on amyl nitrite decades ago.
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This is a normal post What happens when you OD on poppers?
I've seen someone try to drink them, but whenever I've sniffed too much all I got was a blinding headache.

I've also had a (non-smoking) friend ask for a cigarette, dip it in the bottle and stick it up his nose.

Takes all sorts, I suppose.
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This is a normal post Dizziness, headache, low oxygen level, purple lips, pale skin, confusion etc.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methemoglobinemia

I'd watched 'Yellow Submarine' with the bottle under my nose, I was 17.
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This is a normal post It's NITRITE
Amyl Nitrite. The Nitrates don't do anything.
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This is a normal post ^this

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This is a normal post I no rate

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This is a normal post Still toxic
b3ta.com/links/1555187
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This is a normal post I was afraid of marzipan for years after working in a PCB plating factory

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This is a normal post does this work good in a soda stream?

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This is a link post Hovercraft!
That is all.
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This is a normal post And buses too!
Something for everyone.
I did have to find a bit where one of them fired up and launched, if that's the right word for it. I still find it a very cool thing to watch.
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This is a normal post I've been on that.
It's the last running hovercraft service in the world. There's also a hovercraft museum up the road in Lee on Solent.
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This is a normal post Just the most amazing form of transport in the world
More science fiction than anything Nasa has ever come up with
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This is a normal post i went one a massive hovercraft once
it was amazeballs
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This is a link post An introductory lesson to playing the cheese grater
It is in French but that shouldn't hold you back
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This is a link post Answering the really important questions
like, can you make fizzy Buckfast?

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This is a normal post That's how they make Tennent's
A sodastream and some cold cat's piss.
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This is a normal post The one in cats is correct.

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This is a normal post His beard is ..
.. very weird. It's like he's stuck something on there.
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This is a normal post Possibly down to the way he cuts it.
He did a video on that too.
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This is a normal post He dyed it a while back, and his head. The beard is growing out now.
I suspect he may be topping up his head.
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This is a normal post he answers the important questions

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This is a normal post His piece on his mum's dementia was heart-breaking
as well as being informative, gross, engrossing and hilarious in turn. If I ever have to cope with one of my parents suffering from Alzheimer's then I will go straight back to that and watch it again. One of the most humanising pieces I've ever seen on the condition.

Also, he shot sparkles out of a barbie doll's bum and made fizzy Jagermeister. He should be made king of the Isle of Man.
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This is a normal post But can he make Bizzy Fuckfast?

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This is a link post How to make a Face mask Facemask I made this!
Good to smile at everyone again

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This is a normal post it's nearly 12 months until halloween you fucking spunk candle

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This is a link post this is all bollocks isnt it
Cummings 'leaving under a cloud' via the front door too. That MP was caught setting up a fake doorstep for the cameras a few months ago.

Boris Johnson forced to self-isolate again as crucial week begins


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This is a normal post Shown leaving from No 10.
But apparently worked at 70 Whitehall.

Publicly shown leaving.
But actually working remotely until December.
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This is a normal post why would he have some no-mark northern MP in his office anyway?
Utter horseshit
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This is a normal post clearly they're lizard people
with some kind of master plan we don't understand. rather than a bunch of twunts spinning plates.
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This is a normal post the plan, as ever, is to convince people like you that they're doing a decent job
Sadly it seems like they are succeeding
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This is a normal post hahaha
As usual you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You dumb prick
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This is a normal post And people wonder why Corbyn lost so badly, why Boris got a majority of 80, why the ‘red wall’ fell.
It’s because of exactly this kind of arrogant, contemptuous sneering that makes you ask your stupid question. If you weren’t so fucking stupid, you’d know talking to backbenchers is a vital part of a prime minister’s job. Something a prejudiced snob like you is incapable of comprehending. You’re the first to bleat ‘racist’ on here at anything you perceive as such, and you have an extraordinary talent for seeing racism where there is none, yet you have no problem with discrimination against ‘northern no-marks’.
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This is a normal post We're used to being ignored, patronised and outright insulted.
To be honest though, the worst thing is when a Northern tory tries to tell us how good we have it and how the Northern Powerhouse (which always makes me think of the gay club in Newcastle of the same name) is making our lives oh so much better.
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This is a normal post Went to get his box of porn back off Bojo...

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This is a link post Space X is go.
Hopefully not a repost.

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This is a normal post gc but still enjoyable
unless its been changed to re-include Bezos as apparently the creator dropped him from it for fear of losing his amazon account
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This is a normal post Yeah, well we know who the Hood is now.
It's not like you ever see them in the same room.
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This is a normal post I had a grin
from the beginning to the end of that, and then for a little while after.

Wonderful, didn't see it first time round.
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