The Police Are Blundering In The Dark
NSFW
A lesser-known giallo (for a reason) but will be of interest to B3tans as it stars our Ginger Führer as Alberto the butler
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:55, Share, Reply)
A lesser-known giallo (for a reason) but will be of interest to B3tans as it stars our Ginger Führer as Alberto the butler
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:55, Share, Reply)
And here he is in his latest sliver screen appearance
in Ashens and the Polybius Heist
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:13, Share, Reply)
in Ashens and the Polybius Heist
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:13, Share, Reply)
IMDB: Rob Manuel - Dodgy Guy
Also features Jonti Picking - quite the star-studded cast!
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 16:21, Share, Reply)
Also features Jonti Picking - quite the star-studded cast!
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 16:21, Share, Reply)
there's five of em
www.imdb.com/find?q=Rob+Manuel&ref_=nv_sr_sm
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 18:04, Share, Reply)
Whilst searching fractal cucumbers, I found this old blog post.
Fractal Fruit: Produce Carved into Elaborate Geometric Patterns
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Fractal Fruit: Produce Carved into Elaborate Geometric Patterns
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:00, Share, Reply)
Any particular reason you choose
the swastika filled courgette as a preview picture?
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:28, Share, Reply)
the swastika filled courgette as a preview picture?
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:28, Share, Reply)
The newspaper in the background is clearly Japanese
- where the gyaku manji and migi manji in the traditional sayagata pattern retain their original meanings as a symbol of faith and forutune.
It's shit that we dumbass Westerners were mainly first exposed to the symbol as part of the Nazi's shitty ideology, nicking simple symbols from "Aryan" culture. But in the normal context, it's a happy little benign symbol of the sun, eternity, the cycle of death and rebirth, the "myriad things" of Taoism, etc, etc.
/seriousblog
Ha ha yes, Nazis! LOL?
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 8:44, Share, Reply)
- where the gyaku manji and migi manji in the traditional sayagata pattern retain their original meanings as a symbol of faith and forutune.
It's shit that we dumbass Westerners were mainly first exposed to the symbol as part of the Nazi's shitty ideology, nicking simple symbols from "Aryan" culture. But in the normal context, it's a happy little benign symbol of the sun, eternity, the cycle of death and rebirth, the "myriad things" of Taoism, etc, etc.
/seriousblog
Ha ha yes, Nazis! LOL?
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 8:44, Share, Reply)
I only thought
swastika filled courgette would make a good dish on saturday kitchen.
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:23, Share, Reply)
swastika filled courgette would make a good dish on saturday kitchen.
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:23, Share, Reply)
I saw a series of interlocking stylised T shapes originally.
Nothing funny about that though.
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:57, Share, Reply)
Nothing funny about that though.
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:57, Share, Reply)
Call the Fractal Abuse Hotline now
CCaCalCallCallCall Call tCall thCall theCall Call the FCall the FrCall the FraCall the FracCall the FractCall the FractaCall the FractalCall the Fractal Call the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowACall the Fractal AbCall the Fractal AbuCall the Fractal AbusCall the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowe Hotline nowse Hotline nowuse Hotline nowbuse Hotline now Abuse Hotline nowl Abuse Hotline nowal Abuse Hotline nowtal Abuse Hotline nowctal Abuse Hotline nowactal Abuse Hotline nowractal Abuse Hotline nowthe Fractal Abuse Hotline now Fractal Abuse Hotline nowe Fractal Abuse Hotline nowhe Fractal Abuse Hotline nowthe Fractal Abuse Hotline now the Fractal Abuse Hotline now the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowl the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowll the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowall the Fractal Abuse Hotline now
etc
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 4:43, Share, Reply)
CCaCalCallCallCall Call tCall thCall theCall Call the FCall the FrCall the FraCall the FracCall the FractCall the FractaCall the FractalCall the Fractal Call the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowACall the Fractal AbCall the Fractal AbuCall the Fractal AbusCall the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowe Hotline nowse Hotline nowuse Hotline nowbuse Hotline now Abuse Hotline nowl Abuse Hotline nowal Abuse Hotline nowtal Abuse Hotline nowctal Abuse Hotline nowactal Abuse Hotline nowractal Abuse Hotline nowthe Fractal Abuse Hotline now Fractal Abuse Hotline nowe Fractal Abuse Hotline nowhe Fractal Abuse Hotline nowthe Fractal Abuse Hotline now the Fractal Abuse Hotline now the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowl the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowll the Fractal Abuse Hotline nowall the Fractal Abuse Hotline now
etc
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 4:43, Share, Reply)
Repeating a phrase that breaks down the more it is repeated is nothing like a fractal.
If you could make an ascii art showing the word fractal made up of the letters in fractal, that still wouldn't be a fractal.
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 13:59, Share, Reply)
If you could make an ascii art showing the word fractal made up of the letters in fractal, that still wouldn't be a fractal.
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 13:59, Share, Reply)
the b in benoit b. mandelbrot is short for benoit b. mandelbrot
trufax
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 16:07, Share, Reply)
trufax
( , Sun 22 Nov 2020, 16:07, Share, Reply)
Ouch
THIS is the moment a waiter smashed his teeth on a concrete bollard after jumping on a bag filled with cleaning fluid on his last day of work.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:31, Share, Reply)
THIS is the moment a waiter smashed his teeth on a concrete bollard after jumping on a bag filled with cleaning fluid on his last day of work.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:31, Share, Reply)
If your description is accurate, I have no wish to watch that.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:59, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:59, Share, Reply)
Me neither...
.. I'll instead keep watching the b3ta blog page for new updates ........ Any day now... Any day...
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 16:48, Share, Reply)
.. I'll instead keep watching the b3ta blog page for new updates ........ Any day now... Any day...
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 16:48, Share, Reply)
Slapstick isn't funny if the person is obviously suffering.
Except for sadists or people without empathy.
Too hungover for this.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 17:56, Share, Reply)
Except for sadists or people without empathy.
Too hungover for this.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 17:56, Share, Reply)
I wish that i didn't watch that
The person recording laughed too.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 20:27, Share, Reply)
The person recording laughed too.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 20:27, Share, Reply)
how dare you post this, planearm. you're worse than 10,000 Hitlers
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 22:36, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 22:36, Share, Reply)
Tat for Tips Poundland felt tips
I made this!
This week I draw Ted Danson and old Ted Danson from felt tips from Poundland.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:53, Share, Reply)
This week I draw Ted Danson and old Ted Danson from felt tips from Poundland.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:53, Share, Reply)
Across The Sea of Time
The canal boat trip video that was posted here a few days ago reminded me of this short film.
Soundtrack by John Barry.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 8:43, Share, Reply)
The canal boat trip video that was posted here a few days ago reminded me of this short film.
Soundtrack by John Barry.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 8:43, Share, Reply)
I think you undersold this somewhat.
This is fucking marvellous.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:05, Share, Reply)
This is fucking marvellous.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:05, Share, Reply)
c_kick - Exosphere
I made this!
Thought I'd try to break out of my musical comfort zone a bit, ended up with this. Euphoria @ 4:26
Here's a Soundcloud link
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:28, Share, Reply)
Thought I'd try to break out of my musical comfort zone a bit, ended up with this. Euphoria @ 4:26
Here's a Soundcloud link
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:28, Share, Reply)
Peter Mayhew Chewbaccas Voice
At the beginning of this video (at around the 0:25 mark), there is some footage of Chewbacca on set, without the added sound effects, where he just talks in English. It is hilarious. In fact, I think they should restore this for the trilogy.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:01, Share, Reply)
At the beginning of this video (at around the 0:25 mark), there is some footage of Chewbacca on set, without the added sound effects, where he just talks in English. It is hilarious. In fact, I think they should restore this for the trilogy.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:01, Share, Reply)
Is Chewbacca trapped in my nightstand?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIV8jHnfwP8
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:31, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIV8jHnfwP8
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:31, Share, Reply)
I would totally watch
a version of Star Wars where Chewbacca spoke in English.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:54, Share, Reply)
a version of Star Wars where Chewbacca spoke in English.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:54, Share, Reply)
Apart from Mayhew's which English regional accent should Wookies have?
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 7:23, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 7:23, Share, Reply)
If Cushing hadn’t been Tarkin, perhaps he could have voiced Chewbacca?
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 7:56, Share, Reply)
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 7:56, Share, Reply)
There should be a clip a la the fuhrerbunker with the voice redone
though it would be tiresome and overdone in a short while
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 12:01, Share, Reply)
though it would be tiresome and overdone in a short while
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 12:01, Share, Reply)
She
can deny it all she wants but we know she's your real mum.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:45, Share, Reply)
can deny it all she wants but we know she's your real mum.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:45, Share, Reply)
It's just that I'd heard so many good stories that she couldn't live up to the hype.
Shame really.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 16:04, Share, Reply)
I'm glad you like this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vN2c9OIVVY
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:24, Share, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vN2c9OIVVY
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:24, Share, Reply)
nice - my arm is asleep but don't worry about it
studiously ignoring the chest pains too
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:27, Share, Reply)
studiously ignoring the chest pains too
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:27, Share, Reply)
Pop an aspirin under your tongue eh, just as a precaution.
You know what happened to Mutated Monty.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:50, Share, Reply)
You know what happened to Mutated Monty.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:50, Share, Reply)
amateur - aerosol nitro here
*no disrespect to mm - replied before your edit
also - was a reference to the title of a mum tune
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:53, Share, Reply)
*no disrespect to mm - replied before your edit
also - was a reference to the title of a mum tune
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:53, Share, Reply)
Sadly filmed in portrait rendering the whole thing pointless
but still worth a giggle so still worth a click.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 18:34, Share, Reply)
but still worth a giggle so still worth a click.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 18:34, Share, Reply)
I assume electric cars are a bit like automatics on hills?
Often needing a little bit of pedal if you want to crawl in gear? But I guess the person accidentally pressed launch control or is just a total fuckwit?
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:07, Share, Reply)
Often needing a little bit of pedal if you want to crawl in gear? But I guess the person accidentally pressed launch control or is just a total fuckwit?
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:07, Share, Reply)
Darren McGarvey - I W!$H ! W^$ D£AD
NSFW
Glasgow rapper Loki tackles a difficult subject head-on
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 17:32, Share, Reply)
Glasgow rapper Loki tackles a difficult subject head-on
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 17:32, Share, Reply)
Far-out close-ups.
Close-Up Nature Photos of The Year Winners
The Top 100 — Close-up Photographer of the Year
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 12:58, Share, Reply)
Close-Up Nature Photos of The Year Winners
The Top 100 — Close-up Photographer of the Year
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 12:58, Share, Reply)
Bufo Bufo
You never capitalise the epithet in species' names.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:30, Share, Reply)
You never capitalise the epithet in species' names.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:30, Share, Reply)
The convention of binomial species names!
Glad it's not just me that gets cross about that.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:13, Share, Reply)
Glad it's not just me that gets cross about that.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:13, Share, Reply)
Archive.org has started putting up a library of flash animations & games with an in-built emulator
Loads of b3ta-adjacent stuff is already up there.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:49, Share, Reply)
Loads of b3ta-adjacent stuff is already up there.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:49, Share, Reply)
Guess I should confess that I found it a bit weird to rewatch this stuff
Did I find it funny before? Think I did. But now lots of it just seems a bit too wacky for its own good. I'm maybe just slightly too old to feel nostalgic about the early 2000s, ymmv, etc.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:53, Share, Reply)
Did I find it funny before? Think I did. But now lots of it just seems a bit too wacky for its own good. I'm maybe just slightly too old to feel nostalgic about the early 2000s, ymmv, etc.
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:53, Share, Reply)
Glad they're doing this.
Did recently consider digging out my copy* of Flash before it finally died in order to build a Steve Jobs quiz, where all the questions were going to be bitter digs at him for killing it. Then realised it would have an audience of about 4 people.
*cough
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 11:37, Share, Reply)
Did recently consider digging out my copy* of Flash before it finally died in order to build a Steve Jobs quiz, where all the questions were going to be bitter digs at him for killing it. Then realised it would have an audience of about 4 people.
*cough
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 11:37, Share, Reply)
blimey
some of that is amazing, some of it is terrible, all of it is "omg was that really 18 years ago?"
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:20, Share, Reply)
some of that is amazing, some of it is terrible, all of it is "omg was that really 18 years ago?"
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:20, Share, Reply)
i’m on a shit phone
but I used to love Ferry Halim’s Orisinal games
I hope they get archived 🤞
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 17:10, Share, Reply)
but I used to love Ferry Halim’s Orisinal games
I hope they get archived 🤞
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 17:10, Share, Reply)
I did like writing stuff in flash
anyone know of a flash like IDE/ framework but for HTML5?
( , Fri 20 Nov 2020, 19:32, Share, Reply)
Not HTML5, but Unity seems to have replaced it for web games.
Adobe Animate exists for HTML5 animation, but I don't see many people using HTML5 for Flash-esque stuff - bandwidth isn't such an issue any more, so people just export to video from any animation package.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:08, Share, Reply)
Adobe Animate exists for HTML5 animation, but I don't see many people using HTML5 for Flash-esque stuff - bandwidth isn't such an issue any more, so people just export to video from any animation package.
( , Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:08, Share, Reply)
Rent a goat
Invite a goat to join your next video conference call. Very reasonable rates.
( , Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:58, Share, Reply)
Invite a goat to join your next video conference call. Very reasonable rates.
( , Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:58, Share, Reply)
Be careful when clearing your windscreen
Be aware of what is going on around you
( , Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:53, Share, Reply)
Be aware of what is going on around you
— Link to tweet
( , Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:53, Share, Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »