UFO Landing pad
Was exploring Google Maps and found the local UFO landing pad. Might be useful.
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Varmint, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 19:58,
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Theres a photo of it
if you drag the wee dude into it on Google maps.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 20:57,
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Cool - that's just up the road
A good excuse for a walk across the moor!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:31,
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preferably made of tinfoil.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 12:36,
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This is why everyone is rushing up north!
I knew it.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 1:01,
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Yep
The Ilkley Moor Alien
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 9:46,
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Nothing to do with the golf course next to the moor
That was a popular location for 'shroom gathering.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:10,
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God that was tediously done!
- I put it on 1.5x speed and still got annoyed with how slow the guy was speaking.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 21 Dec 2020, 9:33,
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🎄 It's gonna be a K-Mart™ Christmas!! 🎄
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:23,
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Wonderful Dizzy
I seem to remember Dizzy divides people here as much as Stewart Lee and Limmy, but the Oliver Twins have made a new one for the Spectrum.
The childish unofficial ones are funnier
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 15:38,
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It doesn't look as good as the earlier ones.
Nice resolution though.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:22,
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Landing the U2
The visibility from the cockpit is so limited that when landing the pilot has to rely on instructions from another U-2 pilot driving a car that races on to the runway when the plane is coming into land. These chase cars have reached speeds close to 140mph.
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The bulbous lumps under the wing tips are for skidding along the runway when they come to a rest, iirc.
It is a very Kerbal aircraft.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:59,
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if you meant a pilot's eye view then there was a cockpit video or photos a little while back, or was that the SR71?
either way there's a link on here, somewhere
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Top Gear wet dream alert!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:06,
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Funny you should mention that.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00lc5ph
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:59,
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Agreed
It was far better with Clarkson & co.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:28,
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Shurley shome mishtake?
It's great just to see it without his faux lad act and the other two pretending to laugh at his awful jokes.
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Why doesn't anyone tell the pilots that the wheels have fallen off
Seems like it would be important to me, for landing and stuff.
Yeah, I know they are meant to fall off. I'm just fascinated by how they end the landing. Does the plane just tip over on one side, or does someone catch it?
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Duct tape a rollerskate to each wing tip, sorted.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:06,
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Shame you have me on ignore
because we've already had this interesting conversation and got further into it than you on your own.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 14:20,
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Here's a recent collaboration
NSFW
I made this!
Me and John Lee Bird and Jamie from Xiu Xiu.
My musical pallet is extensive.
Possibly nsrw - fuck knows.
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Wuthering Christmas
I made this!
inspired by the link below
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 13:15,
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There's a big place in my heart for short songs
Many artists do the whole fucking intro and outro shut for their musical masturbation ting.
All you need is...
Bop bop bop, nice one.
Here's the next one.
Respect. And maybe collab bro?
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Thanks!
Yes, I like musical brevity and collabs
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 14:24,
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Reggie Watts explains...
We why should all experience hallucinogens. In a family friendly creative way.
GC from a bunch of years ago but some the n00bz could do with a bit of mind melt.
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"We why should all experience hallucinogens."
Sounds like you are doing.
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Varmint, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:53,
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Son wants reimbursed for parents ditching his porn stash
NSFW
value being appraised
marked as NSFW for text only
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My Mum threw away my Sharp MZ-711 after I moved out.
I was fucking raging. Didn't have any ascii porn on it though.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:51,
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Never forgive
Mother sold my ZX81, VIC 20 and gave my childhood books away.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:07,
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It was great.
You could write in assembly with it but it also came with a basic tape. I had the tape recorder added to it but not the weird printer so think mine was actually the 721 model.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 17:09,
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He's 42!
It was his moral responsibility to leave it under a bush years ago.
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If it needs a museum curator to apraise it then those erotic etchings might be a disappointing bush find
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“Worth $25,000”
He might have spent $25k on something he could probably have downloaded for free, but I dispute that anyone would be willing to give him that much for a used porn collection.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 18:07,
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I expect that's an insurance style valuation (i.e. what it might cost to replace it) not what he could hope to sell it for.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 19:07,
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Honestly,
I reckon a BBC news link is about as SFW as it's possible to be.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 20:18,
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Unless he accumulated that all post-divorce, in which case that's a hell of a coping mechanism.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 23:34,
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On the subject, and Kunt xmas #1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMljHkllXVI&ab_channel=KuntandtheGang
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Help get the Kunt to Christmas number 1
Sorry for being a spamcunt, just a reminder that you might wish to take part in this.
This has been a public service announcement.
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These days, what with the interwebs being the way it is, is there some chart website that updates in real-time or near real-time showing purely the downloads?
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Looks like someone attempted it but gave up
Fucking quitter, piece of shit they are.
www.livehits.co.uk/
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:21,
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I like that it is short enough for someone
with a premium Spotify account to rack up enough plays to count as a sale in a couple of hours.
(Assuming they don't just discount such behaviour)
Just gone up to number 3 on iTunes. Blimey!
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:54,
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Simultaneously number 2 and number 69 when I just checked. wonderfully appropriate.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:19,
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Might want to host your image elsewhere
My BitDefender is having a stroke over ymlpcl1.net
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Ratsta, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 12:40,
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Always finding new details in his incredible arrangements
This is one of the simpler ones but great to see him getting into it.
Bonus fact: The bass player is Nathan East when he was 16 years old
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 6:59,
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this was great
I forgot to reply earlier
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 0:17,
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Foster the Trees
I made this!
Here's a track I mixed earlier this evening, as part of a series of tracks I dubbed 'The Tree Lives Matter Sessions' in which I tried to incorporate a certain sample ("Tree Lives Matter") in various styles of music.
Contains a sample of Foster the People's "Your Heart Is My Home"
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 0:10,
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That song is way out of her league.
And what the fuck is going on with all the vibrato? She sounds like she's riding a washing machine on the spin cycle.
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 23:37,
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I think if she was in a studio she'd do a better job.
She does have a good voice.
But I agree I'm not a fan of that vibrato. And I can't really see anyone singing it better than the original.
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It has been said
that Kate Bush deliberately wrote songs that pretty much only she could sing.
They have been described as doing a vocal assault course.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 1:45,
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Pretty apt description.
I used to be in a large choir with some exceptionally good singers. Hearing some of the ladies attempt her songs was pretty entertaining!
We used to get pretty drunk on the tour coach, and sing drinking songs, and hearing some of the ladies try it while completely wasted was just fantastic!
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I'd liked to hear Nina Hagen sing it (then).
Or Laure Le Prunenec (Igorr, Corpo mente)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:01,
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or Beth Ditto
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:15,
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She's a bit of a genuine national treasure in my book.
That's just her messing around doing karaoke in her front room, doing a really difficult song, and she's doing it pretty bloody well.
She seems nice, has got a good voice, so why the hate?
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I worked a gig at Cartmel Races last year where she was the support act for Cliff Richard.
She didn't take herself too seriously and the crowd seemed to find her entertaining. Her tight gold catsuit made watching from backstage entertaining too...
(Cliff was...odd...)
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 2:38,
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There's something a bit off
- being a professional singer with a karaoke rig in your front room "for parties". Ok, we get it mate, you sing good, can we just get on with having a few drinks and a laugh?
Then refusing to sing what the kids want, but doing your own favourite instead.
I mean, I don't hate it, but she's just putting me in mind of my semi-acquaintance Gary the Goth who used to always sing his fucking stupid Cure cover versions whenever he was left alone for 5 minutes with a guitar, while everyone tried not to look embarrassed.
It's not a bad rendition (even speaking as a fan of Kate), but it feels a bit wrong.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 8:36,
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I thought “Not singing what the audience wants” is an integral part of Karaoke?
She’s okay, but she’s done better covers.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 11:19,
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My theory is that men in their 50s and over, who have been wanking over Kate Bush for decades, are overprotective of her.
That said, S.E-B is attention hungry and has delusions of grandeur. If her mum wasn't famous she'd have probably not even made it as a one hit wonder.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 14:08,
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Is Janet Ellis that powerful a force in the pop business?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 14:16,
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I'm not saying she and Mark Curry drink virgin blood, but they are looking well.
In partial seriousness, I'm sure she knows where a lot of bodies are buried (having worked in children's BBC shows from the late 70s).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 19:21,
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Should have sung
the blue Peter theme tune.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 3:15,
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Woman has fun
Internet rage ensues
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 13:36,
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renovating a sunrooom that looks out on the garden?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 22:08,
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How to Protect Your Shopping Trolley
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 21:44,
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Unfortunate misunderstanding of defence in depth from the outset
Protecting key assets begins well outside the battle space. We start with a realistic threat assessment. Task your intelligence gatherers with critical targets - concentrated on the actors not the arena. We collate all the intelligence from both open source and other available means. Based on analysis we assess the threat level.
Then we use a drone to drop a hellfire on any supermarket identified on sat imagery.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 22:40,
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Made me think of this:
youtube.com/watch?v=0PSyiRXIEyc
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 2:46,
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*plants magnetic mines near the checkout*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 19 Dec 2020, 16:28,
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I'm sure the Mr Muscle fan club will be along in a minute to tell us how he isn't a cunt after all actually
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Well they might say that
but he is a cunt.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 17:55,
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And that word is
'rebarbative' - I had to look it up! 'Unattractive and objectionable', apparently.
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I thought I told you to do Alex Salmond next?
Chop chop
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 18 Dec 2020, 18:02,
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Rarely were truer words spoken
Aboot that jackass Jacob ; reminded me (and c.f. the 'Covid Times' post below) of that old Swedemason 'Monster Crash' from 2019 : www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j_CxQFziFU (with apologies for GC)
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Bright Eyes
Everyone sing along!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:12,
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now that's reminded me of "fiver to bigwig"
I guess the rest of my day is going to be filled with me digging through old Osymyso tracks
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LP, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 12:25,
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This is fantastic
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 20 Dec 2020, 16:55,
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Andrew shows Keira his video
I made this!
Terrifying bit from Love Actually, now with music from Under The Skin.
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Woo!
Excellent timing on some of that! Love it when the music and image come together so neatly. Did you manipulate it to get that effect at all?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 18 Dec 2020, 9:05,
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Only a little on the track
Tried to leave the editing to the bare minimum :)
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