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Jurassic Park
I made this!
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Blonix be alright, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:09,
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V nice
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Sherbs, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:59,
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Very chilled
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 0:05,
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Have you done Bod yet?
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Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 16:34,
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Bill bill bill bill bale bale pale pail mayo
Try it with your eyes closed a second time.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:46,
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With sloganeering like that they should get into politics.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:56,
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Just goes to show that merkins have difficulty with the language
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 22:25,
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Now I'm baffled.
Why is there not a picture of Simon Mayo as the punchline to this?
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SonofRojBlake, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 9:33,
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couldn't hear 'mayo' at all
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piss and shit, Sat 13 Feb 2021, 16:10,
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fail
mail
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Sherbs, Sun 14 Feb 2021, 10:47,
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Interstellar theme on the Crystal Baschet
This gave me spine chills (in a good way)
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:05,
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Very good, but hard to ignore the bloody awful camera work.
Bass notes are surprisingly rich.
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Varmint, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:47,
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Piano Man
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razzle, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:07,
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he was punching above his weight with chritie brinkley
though perhaps not above his bank balance
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 7:03,
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Seen?
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:01,
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it's foul stuff, mountain dew, not sure how people can drink it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 23:10,
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It used to be much better.
You can still get the original stuff with sugar not HFCS in the US if you look hard.
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jonbob loves you, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 1:53,
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this would have have been about 15 years ago when I was on a van trip around the states
I don't know what I was expecting, perhaps something lime tasting, but I had to spit it out. I don't know how I'd describe the flavour in terms of something else, other than awful
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 6:58,
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Apparently you can track Scottish gritters real-time now!
And there are some real cracking names amongst them! Who can forget such favourites as "Gritney Spears" or "Spready Mercury"?
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guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:56,
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GC from a few weeks back
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razzle, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:58,
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I approve of this
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:30,
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Thanks man!
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mrmenfolk, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:35,
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made me smile, v good
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razzle, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:00,
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ah glad I got smiles :)
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mrmenfolk, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:51,
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Wax on, wax off. Paint the fence
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:53,
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Flawless victory!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:36,
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Might have a go at that later.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 11 Feb 2021, 11:49,
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Think he needs more practice
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:32,
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I was not expecting that
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razzle, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 12:59,
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I am guessing he wasn't either
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herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:02,
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It's a Knockout!
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 13:46,
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Nasty concussion there.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:19,
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Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem
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Varmint, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 15:55,
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Don't tell me -
he's in a korma now?
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plankton, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 16:28,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg-ivWxy5KE
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 18:04,
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Oh dear
More lockdown for you
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 21:09,
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have some respect, the poor man's laying on a hospital bed in a support cage with neck baltis
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 22:42,
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Christopher Hitchens on Mother Theresa
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 3:46,
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I remember when I first heard Hitchens attack Mother Theresa
I had believed all the PR lies too. What an amazingly sick, twisted and wicked human being she was.
And what a world that venerates psychopaths like her.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Feb 2021, 14:11,
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Sofie -99 Glimpses
i fell in love early on...
Then she did a star wars reference halfway through the song...
Shes a keeper
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Tivert, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 3:31,
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Been a while since we had a quiz
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:00,
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I did bad.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:15,
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I think I've been listening to the wrong song all these years.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 23:03,
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That was glorious
I did really badly until I started choosing the most mental option.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 0:39,
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I don't remember the song at all.
Used your method, 7/10!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 2:26,
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I'm not really sure how it goes
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 2:48,
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I did terribly at the beginning
but once I started remembering the long-forgotten narrative in the song, I did better with the later answers.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:13,
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Tis a well-worn phrase, but..
“WTF did I just read?” seems fairly apt.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 10:30,
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Well I for one
thought this was marvelous. If slightly dated.
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Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 14:38,
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For Mash get Smash
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 19:36,
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Which One Of You pt.397
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:06,
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He went full chimp there.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:50,
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at least he didn't pull the windscreen wipers off
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Feb 2021, 18:15,
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mine are disgusting
they squirt on my windscreen when I turn them on
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stubhuman, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 18:35,
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Well stop turning a chimp on then.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 20:28,
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It's they only way he can get them to clean the windscreen.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 20:44,
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That’s not Jif/Cif though...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 21:33,
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*misses pre-COVID-19 times...*
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 20:01,
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"The women were enjoying a day out in Redcar "
Fake news
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:30,
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Fake because:
[ ] There are no women in Redcar
[ ] It is impossible to enjoy yourself in Redcar
[x] Redcar does not exist
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 23:41,
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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You go to Bluecar - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You go to Redcar - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 9:26,
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“Oh hello rabbit hole”
youtu.be/9d5EvQiTGxg
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 19:25,
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Needs more Ozric Tentacles.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:06,
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That's gorgeous
loops quite quickly but still lully
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 23:18,
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I prefer the
previous two...darker and more psychedelic...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 1:18,
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"Something is rubbing slightly"
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:53,
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I didn't know this was a 'thing'
Blimey
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:08,
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as narrated by Kermit the Frog at around 1:40
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 22:29,
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This isn't a video of a lawyer displaying some sick kitten fetish costume
I made this!
But it is a new tune and video I made, if anyone's into that kind of thing.
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brandthedoggy, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:44,
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Don't lend your lappy to your kids
... ahead of an important on-line court case
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:29,
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I like the warning at the top left!
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:50,
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That whole account is mental
whole load of livestreams like this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7R_yyc7gu4
recorded on YouTube saying recording prohibited

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:20,
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More importantly, who the hell calls it a lappy?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 13:54,
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All the cool kids

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:14,
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I am a vampire and
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 18:47,
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Lappo? Lapper?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:19,
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Lappy486
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmzk5y_mrlg
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:40,
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That's joyful
His worried tone of voice matches the kitten's facial expression perfectly, and the subtle head movement and glances down at where he's presumably trying to disable the filter finishes it off nicely.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:17,
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Made a vid to my with my new shed
I made this!
i like building plaggy models and i also like history...i thought i would combine the 2.
Finally moved all my half finished projects from the loft to the shed i built last Summer while furloughed.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:40,
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I hate to tell you this, but
the German 'boot' is pronounced 'boat'.
Apart from that, a thoroughly enjoyable history lesson.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 22:25,
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:) i will remember that for next time. thank you.
lol...also just noticed i spelt portrait, portrat.
f***\1
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 9 Feb 2021, 22:27,
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very appropriate given the subject matter
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stubhuman, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 0:30,
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it's not quite the same as boat, our oa is more plosive, theirs more aspirated, but you're right it's a lot closer to boat than boot
I learned this by asking a hunnish mate if he'd seen Das Boot, and being corrected.
but as tusk said, it was a nice vid. hope you make some more
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 1:24,
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"/uː/ ok hun?"
"9"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 6:07,
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A German built a bathroom around his table.
Bad um Tisch
Thank you herrs und fraus, I'll be here all week. try the strudel
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 7:46,
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Things are going from bath to sausage round here.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:56,
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It's turned sauer.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:20,
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That was great. Well done on hunting out the archive shots too. Nicely done
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 7:48,
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Very interesting and all the better for its simplicity and clarity.
and the modelling is awesome
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:54,
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Kitten Zoom Filter Misshap
This is currently doing the rounds in public defense circles here in the US.
source: twitter.com/JudgeFergusonTX/status/1359202090824966151
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augsav, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 20:42,
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so there's a chance to accidentally neuter lawyers
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 20:59,
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I hear a pair of bricks is the best way to neuter a lawyer
“Doesn’t that hurt?”
Not if you keep your thumbs out of the way
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LP, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 22:14,
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I'm sure they'd object
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:15,
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It would make a mess of their suit.
Unless you first took their briefs down.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 1:10,
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"I'm here live, I'm not a cat"
is exactly what a cat lawyer would say.
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Tusk knows where you live, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 22:27,
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NWOT - Pathetic dog run over by cyclist.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-55996873
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 23:07,
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dog off lead gets hit by bike and nearly killed by bus
but sure, let it "be a warning to cyclists"
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horrid, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 1:06,
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I think you're supposed to stop and report it.
Could have hurt the cyclist though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 1:14,
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Basset hounds are fucking shit
they're bred to be ill. They have back problems and their ears become full of disgusting ear gunk that you have to clean every couple of days. It's some weird dog breading scam to make vets even richer.
Bastards.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 9:36,
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I loathe the crappy inbreeding that produces defective animals.
Breading dogs is almost as bad as coating them in batter.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:54,
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I hit a dog at this location
If you’re quick you can get the rest of the fuckers before they run off.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:17,
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Oh look, a cyclist playing the victim. It's never their fault.
If you actually read the story, the dog slipped it's lead only after being hit by the cyclist.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:37,
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I don’t think it’s clear at all
The basset hound, named Scooby, slipped its collar after a group of cyclists "came whizzing from nowhere" in Wootton Bridge on the Isle of Wight on Sunday, owner Jackie Dale said.
All we know is that the dog slipped it’s collar, and was hit by a cyclist. That doesn’t give any indication of the order of those two events.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:02,
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Reading between the lines here, she lost the dog, the police found it, the end.
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:51,
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you've only got her word that the cyclists even existed
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 12:59,
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Surprised someone didn't take a photo of the tyre tracks on the dog.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 16:31,
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I've crashed into a dog that was off the lead and about the same size
I didn't run over the top of it squashing it flat like a cartoon before riding off laughing. I went over the handlebars and fucked my arm up quite badly. Then I had to go to a and e. So I don't believe her story frankly
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:27,
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Exactly, I've nearly crashed motorcycles hitting less.
If the dog slips its collar at cyclists what happens if a lorry goes by?
A silly article.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 17:40,
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That was funnier than expected, never having realised those filters move
It's bloody hilarious
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 10 Feb 2021, 11:44,
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