Another video on Kubrick's creative process from a genuinely worthy Youtube channel
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My Way - the 'Sideways' version (contains live sea crabs)
I made this!
More karaoke from me. You really shouldn't expect anything else for quite some time. You may as well settle in.
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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 12:35,
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Kafka's Joke Book
"A first sign of the beginning of understanding is the wish to die. Am I right, ladies?"
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 0:18,
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Ha ha,
I like the horse one.
Reminds of the classic Strindberg and Helium animations
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 9 Feb 2021, 8:50,
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Check out John Moe's Pop Correspondence
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/search?page=2&q=john+moe
The Joni Mitchell and Billy Joel ones made me laugh
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 10:56,
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This is really well done.
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/joni-mitchell-applies-for-a-tenure-track-philosophy-position
we can conclude that after the application of this bilateral, hylomorphic analysis that due to these contradictory “up” and “down” epistemologies of cloud tropes, the reality of clouds is somehow still understudied, having been ignored in favor of their Platonic form/sign, and that we really don’t “know” clouds at all.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 18:38,
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The chicken one is my life.
The Marjorie Taylor Greene one is spot on too
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-terrible-things-i-have-said-and-done-my-entire-life-and-right-up-until-a-few-days-ago-do-not-represent-me-as-a-person
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:23,
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One of these jokes is a dud
If you would be kind enough to have it taken outside and shot, we may be able to condsider a stay on your execution.
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The compilation of Trump bullshit is a go to resource for me
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:35,
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Exclusive Website
Only one visitor allowed at a time. Feels very early b3ta, I like it.
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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 23:33,
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Hang on, someone has been in there for 8 hours.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 9 Feb 2021, 8:52,
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Sometimes
the number of people in front of you goes up.
Read from that what you will...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:30,
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I think it is a test
and I think/hope that by not waiting to get access, I passed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:51,
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I own 0 pairs of trainers and 0 pairs of jeans.
In fact I own 0 denim items. Can anyone beat that?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:54,
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You want me to beat your denim items?
Will you be wearing them at the time?
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 19:34,
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To win I guess you need to have fewer.
Therefore a negative number of denim items.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 20:50,
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not owning trainers isn't a big surprise
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:43,
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I own more than the average number of legs aamof.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 18:48,
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Want some big 'splosions?
'course you do.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 22:12,
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I wonder how many people I just watch die terrible deaths....
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:47,
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...is this going to be an awkwardly dark joke about how their deaths weren't particularly terrible?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:07,
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Not a joke.
If ivesb saw some terrible deaths then it was in their imagination. They did not see them in this video.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 9 Feb 2021, 17:10,
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I wouldn't be so certain
that 5:48 explosion I counted 4 people in the blast and only one on his belly moving after it. looked pretty nasty. then in the one immediately after you see a moving bus and man on the street get engulfed in a massive thermal blast. the man a further 50m away looks like he got nicely toasted, so I reckon ivesb is spot on, we are watching some people who are getting deaded
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 2:39,
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I had wondered if I was watching snuff video myself
it helped cracking one out
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:06,
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hope you timed the blast
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 2:40,
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I don't know
But I am so going to try that.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 22:05,
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I had a look into it
patents.google.com/patent/WO2017136714A1/en
Requires low/high pressure for degassing and impregnating the wood after the lignin is removed though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 23:03,
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Yep
I guessed that the impregnation would be the difficult bit. I suspect it will need to be a very low viscosity resin as well. Every time I tried using vacuum pumps at work for de-gassing experiments I'd get shouted at for putting dodgy gases through the pump which could affect the oil and bugger up subsequent experiments.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 10:54,
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Given the problem of removing the lignin from a solid block as well.
Using Kraft paper pulp it would be easier to mould/bleach as well as impregnate.
Not terribly 'green' given the chemicals and energy required and not recyclable in most cases.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:31,
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WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
I swear some days it feels like we're one small step away from becoming the Vorlons.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 22:29,
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step 1: remove most of the wood
step 2 replace the 90% of structural material that you've dissolved with a marine epoxy that goes transparent in UV
step 3: put it in the sun
congratulations, you now have a transparent piece of epoxy. In the future you may even make windows out of it if people ever start preferring plastic windows
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 0:47,
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I see your point
But are the "most" and "90%" based on actual data? The properties of a cellular structure impregnated with resin could be very different to just resin.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:06,
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once you remove all the lignin, and fair whack of the celluose and hemicelluse, can you still call it wood?
if you got a corpse, let the maggots eat all the flesh and put the skeleton in a chemical bleach it until was all degraded, then covered that skeleton with epoxy, would you say "hey, we've made a transparent human"? I suspect they're using the term because it sounds more green than what it is
you can add a lot of thing to epoxy to change its properties, no doubt. Fiberglass springs to mind. I'm sure a lattice of degraded cellulose has some effect. But they compared its thermal properties to glass. Id like to see how it performs against similar epoxy polymer sheets to see if it's worth the fuss
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 21:42,
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I read the article and you have fundamentally misunderstood what was written in it.
1: Painting 1mm strips of wood with h2o2 is not 'removing most of the wood' or dissolving it. Painting wood with h2o2 is an additive process.
2: Painting white stained wood with marine epoxy is not replacing dissolved structure, it's filling in natural depressions that you find in wood.
3: The wood, h2o2 and marine epoxy combine, you delightfully confident man.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:47,
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they said it removes all the lignin, so it's not an "additive process", dingus
it depolymerises the lignin, breaking down the long plant polymers and releasing oxygen and a bunch of short chain ketones that would evaporate, which is why they stand them up and hopefully don't breathe the fumes.
(edit) just had a look at the lab data ((https://www.mdpi.com/2073-4360/11/5/776/pdf). The hydrogen peroxide actually removes a fair bit of the cellulose and hemicellulose along with the lignin. It states lignin removal is "from 29% of weight down to 2.9%". You'd apologise for your unwarranted superciliousness if you had the least bit of class about you, brb. pretty much everything you stated is wrong
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 20:57,
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"replace the 90% of structural material that you've dissolved"
how much of the wood is removed?
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look up the percentages yourself if you're fascinated in knowing the answer
i feel like Ive defended my comic reply enough to would-be pedants. Sometimes I wonder what some are doing on a comedy website
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 10:23,
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is that that what you claim after being wrong? how convenient
is your whole account one long troll dedicated to dimwitted argument? I'd say well played sir, for such a sustained performance
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 20:50,
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Doesn't cellophane count as "transparent wood"
It's made from wood and you can see through it.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 15:11,
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Pretty much, difficult to make it rigid and tear resistant though.
Old technology doesn't get much grant money though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Feb 2021, 2:18,
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It’s a prank bro!
The refrain of reprehensible shitwombles the world over.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 19:44,
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Is that a picture of them?
They certainly look like the sort of twat that would do something like that and think there couldn't possibly be any negative consequences for them.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 0:26,
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Jesus what kid of upbringing* has he had that he thought any other reaction
would come from threatening an American with knives?**
*apart from priveliged
** and probably with better syntax and spelling
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 9 Feb 2021, 11:22,
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"...but I'm a YouTube star influencer, my dad will sue..." etc.
The sheer smugness in the photo is enough to annoy.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 14:38,
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 10 Feb 2021, 14:07,
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Cassanova's wiki page is BONKERS
one of many crazy parts reads "Back in Paris, he set about one of his most outrageous schemes—convincing his old dupe the Marquise d'Urfé that he could turn her into a young man through occult means"
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colmcq2, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 18:48,
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must have found a buyer
b3ta.com/links/Going_away_forces_outfit_sale
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Every eye test I’ve ever taken has been in the altogether.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 21:08,
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In another incident
The police spoke to a couple having a "fumble in a Fiat", saying they were "not involved in essential exercise". Brilliant.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 21:31,
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This is the same police force that fined two women exercising together with takeaway coffees as they said they were having a picnic, so I’m disinclined to take their word at face value.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 22:06,
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Very useful, cheers.
It claims stuff is hard deleted forever, not sure I believe that though.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 17:04,
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Especially if a victim screenshots it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 17:45,
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https://paedophiliaisokifthekidsaresexyadvocacygroup.tusk.page
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 6:17,
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I have absolutely no fucking idea what's going on here.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 13:30,
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The novelty of these videos has gone off
Now it's just a man having his awkward afternoon breakdown
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 13:49,
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If you want my attention just say hello.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 17:07,
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Seriously just say hi. You don't need to neg me.
Imagine just being friendly and freely exchanging positivity because it feels good. That could be your new life.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 16:07,
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Is this guy the new Limmy? As in he can't put anything on the internet without someone posting it here to the bemusement of most?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 15:02,
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I don't know
when he goes off on some late 70s UK TV thing he/they can be amazing. They've nailed every aspect of the style only taking it a couple of degrees beyond how weird things really were, but some of the Quentin vids are unfathomable, but I hope they keep making them. Chuck stuff at the wall, see what sticks.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 16:24,
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They are definitely better the more of a narrative there is,
Rather than just being weird for weirdness’ sake.
Eg youtu.be/NGD3v7HkxIw
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 17:10,
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Joe Pesci's house is for sale, and pretty much yeah.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:01,
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I was thinking "massive coke palace". I wasn't expecting the "serial killer living in a cheap beachfront cafe" vibe.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 11:10,
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I like how his only wall decorations
are photos of himself, and his own movie posters.
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I was hoping he'd at least have a painting of a man in a rowing boat with two dogs.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 8 Feb 2021, 12:11,
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If it's anything like the Italian families that live near me
There will be at least one ice cream van behind each
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F*ck me $6.5million
I didn't realise uPVC and Formica cost so much.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 14:42,
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Reminds me of this quote about Ike and Tina Turner's house:
Ike Turner showed his refurnishing job off to Bob Krasnow of Blue Thumb Records... and Krasnow remarked: “You mean you actually can spend $70,000 at Woolworth’s?”
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Varmint, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 15:26,
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Isn’t that the mansion from GTA: Vice City?
I’ll be honest though, it’s hardly awful inside. Could use some soft furnishings, a couple of nice pictures.
Also lose all the movie posters and the pinball machine. They make it look like a student dorm.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 19:41,
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Is it an American thing..
To have the bed literally in the middle of the room so you can walk all the way round it?
Or is that weird for them too?
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I wasn't expecting that
But then I did read that as Joe Pasquale
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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 21:01,
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He must really hate Home Alone
Lots of memorabilia from some long forgotten films but nothing from the one a lot of people will know him from
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propellerhed, Tue 9 Feb 2021, 9:37,
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It was probably too traumatic
what with all the repeatedly being hit in the head and other such injuries.
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That is pretty tragic
I'm just surprised it's taken this long - I remember seeing this sort of video years ago and thinking "Why would you do this in a country where people carry guns?".
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 17:17,
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I never realised they did maternity ones.
EW
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 17:43,
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I’m glad that didn’t go down the avenue that I feared...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 17:09,
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The marvellous Taj Mahal with the marvellous Pointer Sisters
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 2:59,
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Since it’s the Super Bowl at the moment
Maybe it’s time to revisit when Joel became mildly (in)famous in America..
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 8 Feb 2021, 0:07,
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