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This is a link post Lost Oliver Postgate story
This is incredible.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I met him once
The way he talks for his shows is his normal talking voice.

Very nice chap.

Edit: That is indeed incredible and fantastic.

Good find
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You know this is a comedian called Tom Burgess behind it?

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
I figured that out but had already posted.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.
Shame the Flumps didn't get a bloody good kicking.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent, the delivery is spot on

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful!

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That had me going for a minute
Jolly good
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
and yet still oddly touching
(, Mon 29 Mar 2021, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post Ghosttown of Castles in Turkey
This guy has a channel full of off the beaten path travel videos. This is a nice one of a failed real estate project.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *** Hatted dudebro trigger warning ***

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post They're way too close together.
If you wanted to buy something like that, surely you'd want some land to go with it / be distanced from any neighbours.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post it'd make a good film set
Coming soon from Disney, "500 Princesses and the Frog"
Collect them all
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ...spawn of a new era

(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Passiontide: a vibrant McDonald's western about dying I made this!
I had the house to myself during lockdown, so to keep my sanity I made a high-energy McDonald's western where I play all the characters
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 10:20, Reply)
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u ok hun?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post nice understated acting chops

(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post Yum
Yuck
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post never heard of thick water before

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Spunk.
That's what we're all thinking. Amaright?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm burger ingredients
beef, onion, garlic

Flour water salt yeast (or sourdough starter) sesame seeds

lettuce onion tomato pickle (optional) cheese

special sauce (whatever that is, fuck it put some thousand island on it)

I count 13 ingredients with sauce being extra.

I want a burger now. Might make some later.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post On no he wasn't
- dead pedophile fooled by board sig
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what's happened?

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing remotely interesting

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I am the victim here
Please don't undermine my truth.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't handle the truth

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Burning Toast!
Happy candles Happy Toast!
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post A toast to happiness on your candle day!

(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 0:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Your "Candle Day" is only 23 hours long whereas as most people get at least 24 hours
You must feel like a right mug.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 3:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candicles!

(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 8:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candles there Toasty

(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ris?

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You know your b3ta signature says (1 like)?
Imagine if the popular 70s/80s paedophile Cyril Smith MP saw that and thought your post really did receive 1 like.

Now replace you with me, Cyril Smith MP with Sir Jimmy Savile and you may have some idea of what happened.

This is me. This is my story.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Deris
Ta!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Fake news

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems like we're responsible for 15% of this shitcunt's views.
So could we all just stop linking to this shitcunt?
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:24, Reply)
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Watch out, he'll make a video about you.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A perfect storm.

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post and you
and you...
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post 4 eva in our hearts

(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:40, Reply)
This is a link post Liked this cover
The original by Yngwie :-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4OxW_0qqv8
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Smash It!
on a sofa....I would love to see this sort of crazy playing except the fiddler is sat on a sofa eating chicken playing crazy complicated music. The band is going bonkers around them, the set is over the top and they are just...meh...chicken....BONKERS SKILLS!...more chicken...
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even like chicken.

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:30, Reply)
This is a link post hypnotic lava
pretty
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post it's cute, but it's got a few geos worried.
There was a lot of earthquake movement that preceded it, so there might have been substantial intra plate decompression and it looks like it used a mantle pathway from 20km down that hasn't flowed for 14000 years, when they've analysed its composition. It came up really fast. most of the other icelandic eruptions have been a different type, often thick rhylolites from shallower partial melting, a different class entirely. similar tholeitic basalts to this like hawaii's kilauea have erupted continuously for 35 years, and sinabung in sumatra has been spewing out since it popped its cork in 2010. It might be the start of something big....
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 3:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ta

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post So, more exciting YT videos then.

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post So
the people there might have to move somewhere else and stop shagging their relatives?

(apparently inbreeding is such a problem that they have a phone app to check if someone is too closely related before you start shagging)
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post how do you think they get people who look like Bjork?

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Was told this by a tour guide
Problem is, it's difficult to identify people because of how their surnames work.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 9:44, Reply)
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I'll bite. What are they worried about exactly?
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Morlocks

(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:26, Reply)
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Well at least it's not a Balrog.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post well, I say worried, but knowing other geos they're probably looking forward to it
but for other people, you might be looking at a long lasting and growing volcanic event, as these deeper tholeiitic basalt tend to go on for a while once reactivated, and can send up some big ash clouds once they get going. sinabung started off small but in the last few years has been sending up huge ash clouds 8km high. Atlantic winds can take these things over europe and fuck up flights. being iceland, at least there's not a lot of people living close by.
(, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah nice

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Faster than a speeding mullet.

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the winner the one who stands the widest....

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post whilst grimacing musically

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They are so earnest.

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Young and apparently not long after releasing their first album so possibly full of enthusiasm

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post All the way up to 11.
It's one louder.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post needs to carry to the back of the crowd

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They could have plugged their instruments in at least.

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post their music is so metal it makes the connection for them

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:18, Reply)
This is a link post SEE THIS BOWL

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He is indolent desire incarnate.

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post A gross petulant child.

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post touch of the 'mother is SO unfair' at 21s

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This is a normal post CaC

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
Loved this. Thanks for sharing. Reminded me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF34N4gJAKE
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 19:50, Reply)
This is a link post Animated trauma

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:26, Reply)
This is a link post c_kick - Interstellar Love (extended mix) I made this!
A remix I did, of 'Interstellar Love' by The Avalanches (ft. Leon Bridges). It's something that started as a joke, but I got more and more excited about the build-up how it sounded.
In result, I had a bit too much fun doing the piano part, to a level where it got way too much, and I had to tone myself down (tbh, it's probably still too much).

Might not be your cuppa, but if you like Dance music that is of high energy, and gives you that 'Out Run' feeling (as someone described it to me), I really hope you'll love this one.

I genuinly think this is the best remix I've ever done.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Very nice.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers!

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't think I would like that
But I do. *taps toes* I see however you already have one spammer who will "blow it up for you" wankers are ruining soundcloud I had 2 or 3 spamming stuff I posted within seconds of it going up. :/
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes that happens a lot on SC
Wankers, the lot of them.

Thanks!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post professional sounding job, nice one

(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow big words dude
Thanks!
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:26, Reply)
This is a link post It's all about the toes

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post NO
Tapeworms now this. Vomit Friday
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Like something from the Hobbit

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:57, Reply)
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The mess if you stubbed those toes on the table.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post A certain b3tan will be all over this.

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:21, Reply)
This is a link post Cal wrote some B3ta references into the Flickr API documentation
Which I wasn't expecting. Made me smile, anyway.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post does function wooYay return hoopla?

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Panowie!

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post he also called their recommendation engine "the magic donkey"
which was something I thought up once so I didn't have to answer to anyone when I made editorial decisions. "It's not me, it's the magic donkey."

Not sure exactly who thought up "woo/yay" but it was a catchphrase of mine and Joel's student flat in, god, 1992, so it remained a feature of our speech when we started doing early b3ta/rathergood stuff together nearly 10 years later.

The board DID add the hoopla bit.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Earliest hoopla I can find is from 2002
b3ta.com/board/37997

But I’m not convinced this is the first one
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Earliest hoopla I can find is
b3ta.com/board/37059

But there's a houpla that beats it b3ta.com/board/36037

Either way, we're just under a year away from the 20th anniversary of ho(o|u)pla
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Panowie has an interesting gestation
b3ta.com/board/518108
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Fast zoom that
About 1 million light years a second.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post the curse of astronomical mouse wheel sensitivity

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:30, Reply)
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There's a great video about this here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w1BHjOv7VM
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post That was very good, cheers.
No dudebros in backward hats, the purpose of the video was made explicit within 30 seconds, the people knew what they were talking about. 9/10. The one twat dragged it down a little bit with his Beakering 2nd camera angle.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, all of Brady Haran's stuff is good
I think I'm subscribed to them all. Plenty of down to Earth poms keeping his chirpyness balanced.
(, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 5:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Kind of looks like they just scratched a spiral into the old composite.
Hurrah for science nonetheless!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Those aren’t beavers, they’re groundhogs
The tails are wrong for beavers.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Those aren’t beavers, they’re groundhogs
Etc etc
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 12:49, Reply)
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They're Marmots. The clue is in the video title.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Groundhogs are marmots.
Although not all marmots are groundhogs, and the video's French, so I expect they're the kind of marmots that aren't groundhogs.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post you're all wrong, they're woodchucks
french woodchucks, or as they say in france, Le gros ecureuils laids qui crient quand vous les baisez
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post if they're French do they call them marmeaux?

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
A) Groundhogs are a type of marmot.
B) I wanted to do the “Groundhog Day repetition” joke.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta marmot experts strike again.

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:09, Reply)
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but how much wood can they chuck
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Answers are available as long as you provide enough constrictions on the various parameters.
You need to define wood unit quantity (if it's too big, your answer will always be 0, if it's too small, like individual grains of sawdust, your answer might be misleading), distance (typically the minimum distance that differentiates a chuck from a drop), and how much time is allocated to the task, and whether you want to work your marmot to death or not.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:59, Reply)
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They're Marmots. The clue is in the video title.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Their cousins, Alpine marmots

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Your mate, my mate, Marmot!

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post A whale in the Suez canal you say?

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This is a link post Lies of Heroism – Redefining the Anti-War Film

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This is a link post 18 metre tapeworm comes out of Thai man
"A 67 year old Thai man complaining of stomach pain and extreme flatulence found out his symptoms were from a 18 metre long tapeworm, possibly the longest tapeworm in Thailand in 50 years."
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ
Not clicking that.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:24, Reply)
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The patient gave a stool sample during a visit to a doctor in the Isaan province Nong Khai, which borders Laos. Lab tests found 28 eggs in the sample. The patient was given deworming medicine. He took it right before bed, and by the morning, the worm was coming out of his rectum
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "Do me a favour, could you stand on the end of this'
Interestingly, most dewormers just cause the suckers at the head to relax, it's the egg cysts which cause the most problems.
Enjoy your lunch!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
must have been like a magicians hanky
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Flags of all nations, ta-da!

(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm pasta
Edit: Nothing quite beats watching a worm exit the cats bum, on acid. Decades have passed but still...
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Who was on acid?
You, the cat, or the tapeworm?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Just the humans
It was a sort of horrible, magnified, focussed fascination. So glad it didn't say anything, either the cat or the roundworm.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:23, Reply)

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