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This is incredible.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 19:09,
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I met him once
The way he talks for his shows is his normal talking voice.
Very nice chap.
Edit: That is indeed incredible and fantastic.
Good find
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:04,
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You know this is a comedian called Tom Burgess behind it?
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Varmint, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 21:05,
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Yes
I figured that out but had already posted.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 12:00,
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Amazing.
Shame the Flumps didn't get a bloody good kicking.
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Varmint, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:05,
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Excellent, the delivery is spot on
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:24,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 21:24,
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Wonderful!
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:48,
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That had me going for a minute
Jolly good
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 0:48,
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Brilliant
and yet still oddly touching
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Mon 29 Mar 2021, 9:22,
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Ghosttown of Castles in Turkey
This guy has a channel full of off the beaten path travel videos. This is a nice one of a failed real estate project.
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bovine intervention, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 16:18,
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*** Hatted dudebro trigger warning ***
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:09,
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They're way too close together.
If you wanted to buy something like that, surely you'd want some land to go with it / be distanced from any neighbours.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:35,
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it'd make a good film set
Coming soon from Disney, "500 Princesses and the Frog"
Collect them all
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:58,
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...spawn of a new era
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:03,
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Passiontide: a vibrant McDonald's western about dying
I made this!
I had the house to myself during lockdown, so to keep my sanity I made a high-energy McDonald's western where I play all the characters
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An astonishment swithen.uk, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 10:20,
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u ok hun?
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stubhuman, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 2:15,
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nice understated acting chops
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 9:54,
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Yum
Yuck
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:54,
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never heard of thick water before
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:17,
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Spunk.
That's what we're all thinking. Amaright?
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Varmint, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:58,
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Hmm burger ingredients
beef, onion, garlic
Flour water salt yeast (or sourdough starter) sesame seeds
lettuce onion tomato pickle (optional) cheese
special sauce (whatever that is, fuck it put some thousand island on it)
I count 13 ingredients with sauce being extra.
I want a burger now. Might make some later.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:26,
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On no he wasn't
- dead pedophile fooled by board sig
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 6:22,
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what's happened?
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 7:11,
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nothing remotely interesting
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ozof, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 7:35,
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I am the victim here
Please don't undermine my truth.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:03,
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I can't handle the truth
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dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:49,
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Burning Toast!
Happy candles Happy Toast!
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Varmint, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 0:06,
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A toast to happiness on your candle day!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 0:49,
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Your "Candle Day" is only 23 hours long whereas as most people get at least 24 hours
You must feel like a right mug.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sun 28 Mar 2021, 3:15,
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Happy candicles!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 8:11,
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Happy candles there Toasty
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:25,
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Ris?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:31,
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You know your b3ta signature says (1 like)?
Imagine if the popular 70s/80s paedophile Cyril Smith MP saw that and thought your post really did receive 1 like.
Now replace you with me, Cyril Smith MP with Sir Jimmy Savile and you may have some idea of what happened.
This is me. This is my story.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:02,
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Deris
Ta!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:17,
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Fake news
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:40,
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Seems like we're responsible for 15% of this shitcunt's views.
So could we all just stop linking to this shitcunt?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:24,
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Watch out, he'll make a video about you.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 15:30,
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A perfect storm.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 18:12,
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and you
and you...
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ozof, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 18:20,
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Very good!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 18:41,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 19:49,
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4 eva in our hearts
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 16:40,
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Liked this cover
The original by Yngwie :-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4OxW_0qqv8
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 2:27,
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Smash It!
on a sofa....I would love to see this sort of crazy playing except the fiddler is sat on a sofa eating chicken playing crazy complicated music. The band is going bonkers around them, the set is over the top and they are just...meh...chicken....BONKERS SKILLS!...more chicken...
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midnightrambler, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:26,
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I don't even like chicken.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:30,
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hypnotic lava
pretty
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custard, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:54,
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it's cute, but it's got a few geos worried.
There was a lot of earthquake movement that preceded it, so there might have been substantial intra plate decompression and it looks like it used a mantle pathway from 20km down that hasn't flowed for 14000 years, when they've analysed its composition. It came up really fast. most of the other icelandic eruptions have been a different type, often thick rhylolites from shallower partial melting, a different class entirely. similar tholeitic basalts to this like hawaii's kilauea have erupted continuously for 35 years, and sinabung in sumatra has been spewing out since it popped its cork in 2010. It might be the start of something big....
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 3:51,
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ta
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custard, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:05,
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So, more exciting YT videos then.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:32,
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So
the people there might have to move somewhere else and stop shagging their relatives?
(apparently inbreeding is such a problem that they have a phone app to check if someone is too closely related before you start shagging)
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:15,
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how do you think they get people who look like Bjork?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 22:51,
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Was told this by a tour guide
Problem is, it's difficult to identify people because of how their surnames work.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 9:44,
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I'll bite. What are they worried about exactly?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 14:37,
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Morlocks
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:26,
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Well at least it's not a Balrog.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 19:32,
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well, I say worried, but knowing other geos they're probably looking forward to it
but for other people, you might be looking at a long lasting and growing volcanic event, as these deeper tholeiitic basalt tend to go on for a while once reactivated, and can send up some big ash clouds once they get going. sinabung started off small but in the last few years has been sending up huge ash clouds 8km high. Atlantic winds can take these things over europe and fuck up flights. being iceland, at least there's not a lot of people living close by.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 28 Mar 2021, 23:53,
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Ah nice
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Sherbs, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 17:31,
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Faster than a speeding mullet.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 1:05,
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Is the winner the one who stands the widest....
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midnightrambler, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 9:27,
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whilst grimacing musically
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:46,
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They are so earnest.
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Varmint, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:07,
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Young and apparently not long after releasing their first album so possibly full of enthusiasm
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:50,
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All the way up to 11.
It's one louder.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 27 Mar 2021, 12:35,
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needs to carry to the back of the crowd
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 13:53,
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They could have plugged their instruments in at least.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 14:30,
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their music is so metal it makes the connection for them
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 20:18,
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SEE THIS BOWL
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:21,
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He is indolent desire incarnate.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 22:25,
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A gross petulant child.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 0:56,
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touch of the 'mother is SO unfair' at 21s
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 0:03,
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CaC
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:31,
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inception (1925)
Who needs a green screen?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:30,
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Excellent
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:52,
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Wonderful
Loved this. Thanks for sharing. Reminded me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF34N4gJAKE
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Farty Funkhouser, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 19:50,
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Animated trauma
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:26,
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c_kick - Interstellar Love (extended mix)
I made this!
A remix I did, of 'Interstellar Love' by The Avalanches (ft. Leon Bridges). It's something that started as a joke, but I got more and more excited about the build-up how it sounded.
In result, I had a bit too much fun doing the piano part, to a level where it got way too much, and I had to tone myself down (tbh, it's probably still too much).
Might not be your cuppa, but if you like Dance music that is of high energy, and gives you that 'Out Run' feeling (as someone described it to me), I really hope you'll love this one.
I genuinly think this is the best remix I've ever done.
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:07,
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Nice.
Very nice.
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RenegadeMaster, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:54,
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cheers!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:16,
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I didn't think I would like that
But I do. *taps toes* I see however you already have one spammer who will "blow it up for you" wankers are ruining soundcloud I had 2 or 3 spamming stuff I posted within seconds of it going up. :/
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:26,
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Yes that happens a lot on SC
Wankers, the lot of them.
Thanks!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:25,
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professional sounding job, nice one
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 0:08,
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Wow big words dude
Thanks!
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c_kick or, as some people call him, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 8:26,
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NO
Tapeworms now this. Vomit Friday
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:53,
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Like something from the Hobbit
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Varmint, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:57,
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The mess if you stubbed those toes on the table.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:07,
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A certain b3tan will be all over this.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:21,
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Cal wrote some B3ta references into the Flickr API documentation
Which I wasn't expecting. Made me smile, anyway.
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Astatine, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:43,
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does function wooYay return hoopla?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:14,
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Panowie!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:47,
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he also called their recommendation engine "the magic donkey"
which was something I thought up once so I didn't have to answer to anyone when I made editorial decisions. "It's not me, it's the magic donkey."
Not sure exactly who thought up "woo/yay" but it was a catchphrase of mine and Joel's student flat in, god, 1992, so it remained a feature of our speech when we started doing early b3ta/rathergood stuff together nearly 10 years later.
The board DID add the hoopla bit.
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rob, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:24,
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Earliest hoopla I can find is from 2002
b3ta.com/board/37997
But I’m not convinced this is the first one
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LP, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 18:58,
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Earliest hoopla I can find is
b3ta.com/board/37059
But there's a houpla that beats it b3ta.com/board/36037
Either way, we're just under a year away from the 20th anniversary of ho(o|u)pla
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:10,
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Panowie has an interesting gestation
b3ta.com/board/518108
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 20:37,
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Fast zoom that
About 1 million light years a second.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:07,
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the curse of astronomical mouse wheel sensitivity
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:30,
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There's a great video about this here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w1BHjOv7VM
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:48,
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That was very good, cheers.
No dudebros in backward hats, the purpose of the video was made explicit within 30 seconds, the people knew what they were talking about. 9/10. The one twat dragged it down a little bit with his Beakering 2nd camera angle.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:21,
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Yeah, all of Brady Haran's stuff is good
I think I'm subscribed to them all. Plenty of down to Earth poms keeping his chirpyness balanced.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 27 Mar 2021, 5:47,
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Kind of looks like they just scratched a spiral into the old composite.
Hurrah for science nonetheless!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:59,
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Those aren’t beavers, they’re groundhogs
The tails are wrong for beavers.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 12:47,
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Those aren’t beavers, they’re groundhogs
Etc etc
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 12:49,
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They're Marmots. The clue is in the video title.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:26,
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Groundhogs are marmots.
Although not all marmots are groundhogs, and the video's French, so I expect they're the kind of marmots that aren't groundhogs.
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Astatine, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:37,
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you're all wrong, they're woodchucks
french woodchucks, or as they say in france, Le gros ecureuils laids qui crient quand vous les baisez
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:21,
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if they're French do they call them marmeaux?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:20,
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A) Groundhogs are a type of marmot.
B) I wanted to do the “Groundhog Day repetition” joke.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:02,
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B3ta marmot experts strike again.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:09,
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but how much wood can they chuck
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razzle, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:20,
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Answers are available as long as you provide enough constrictions on the various parameters.
You need to define wood unit quantity (if it's too big, your answer will always be 0, if it's too small, like individual grains of sawdust, your answer might be misleading), distance (typically the minimum distance that differentiates a chuck from a drop), and how much time is allocated to the task, and whether you want to work your marmot to death or not.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 15:59,
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They're Marmots. The clue is in the video title.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 17:08,
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Their cousins, Alpine marmots
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:35,
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Your mate, my mate, Marmot!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 23:52,
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A whale in the Suez canal you say?
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sat 27 Mar 2021, 11:54,
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18 metre tapeworm comes out of Thai man
"A 67 year old Thai man complaining of stomach pain and extreme flatulence found out his symptoms were from a 18 metre long tapeworm, possibly the longest tapeworm in Thailand in 50 years."
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 11:48,
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Christ
Not clicking that.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 13:24,
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The patient gave a stool sample during a visit to a doctor in the Isaan province Nong Khai, which borders Laos. Lab tests found 28 eggs in the sample. The patient was given deworming medicine. He took it right before bed, and by the morning, the worm was coming out of his rectum
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:05,
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"Do me a favour, could you stand on the end of this'
Interestingly, most dewormers just cause the suckers at the head to relax, it's the egg cysts which cause the most problems.
Enjoy your lunch!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:20,
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ha
must have been like a magicians hanky
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:07,
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Flags of all nations, ta-da!
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Varmint, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 16:59,
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Mmm pasta
Edit: Nothing quite beats watching a worm exit the cats bum, on acid. Decades have passed but still...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 14:22,
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Who was on acid?
You, the cat, or the tapeworm?
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 19:04,
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Just the humans
It was a sort of horrible, magnified, focussed fascination. So glad it didn't say anything, either the cat or the roundworm.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 26 Mar 2021, 21:23,
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