They were probably most upset by Sexy Suey
where Tintin is drinking French beer.
(, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:43, Reply)
"also brewed in the UK by Heineken at its Manchester brewery"
From the crystal clear waters of the city's famous ship canal our master brewers...
(, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:56, Reply)
It's actually nearer the River Medlock
(it's virtually in the area called Chorlton-on-Medlock), not that I'd want to drink water from the Medlock in central Manchester (or anywhere not near its source, TBH).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 May 2021, 19:12,
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The TOYMINATOR (Lockdown Activity)
I made this!
Shot on my phone. Better than 'Dark Fate?'
(, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:33, Reply)
Waoraughhhhhh Fookin 'ell, I agree with this
ya bastard
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unclepills, Thu 13 May 2021, 15:17,
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Well...
I watched Dark Fate and afterwards thought, well, that was a bit rubbish. It was predictable and went on far too long.
Whereas I've just watched yours and thought, that was pretty fun. It also wasn't predictable and didn't go on far too long.
So if by better you mean more entertaining, imaginitive and worthwhile watching, yes, yours is better.
(, Thu 13 May 2021, 22:31, Reply)
Well I thought that was ace.
So I gave it five tramps out of five.
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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 May 2021, 8:27,
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Repulsive horror device watches you.
- nope. Cannot unsee.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:23,
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I think the answer to all those questions was no, I can not imagine that
the only cool thing I liked was the the fact it had eyelids that could visually show the camera was not looking??!
unless it learns by itself to squint and pretend to be asleep
(, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:30, Reply)
Firstly, I've used that copyright free catalogue music myself - it's great
second, is someone going to put two of those on top of a monitor and a cyber-cock underneath and then marry the fucker? Like some really vile furbie?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:19,
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SPLAT! Right between the eyes.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 May 2021, 22:05,
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Jonny Five Is Alive!!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:33,
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A large furbie with its eyes replaced by these might be quite something
(, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:58, Reply)
This is a long, drawn out Zoom courtroom stream,
but it has a nugget of greatness at 17:25.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 12 May 2021, 12:13,
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Has to have been a flatmate prank
unless that kind of zoom username is common in various circle.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:14,
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The perils of a shared PC
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:21,
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I love how the judge has zero time for it.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 May 2021, 14:22,
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Oh well it was good while it lasted
That judge was so close to charging Buttfucker 3000's sister with contempt of court.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:22,
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Don't they habitually wipe themselves in their own shit?
I must admit, I don't own a pet so I don't get the mindset but that's probably a good reason for not having one for teh cuddles. Spiky shit rat.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 8:30,
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Q. How do they make love?
A. Carefully {/oldjoke}
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 May 2021, 8:34,
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Working here is like sex with a hedgehog.
One prick working against thousands.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:59,
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Sort of.
If they like the smell of something they'll bite it, make their mouths foamy, and then spread that on themselves.
That's probably why it bit the person's foot; it was adequately smelly. :)
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 May 2021, 8:54,
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Give us this day our daily Guardian.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 22:09,
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I do still like the Guardian Website
But it's being filled more and more with complete and utter horseshite.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 11 May 2021, 22:31,
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Comment is free, but click bait pays the bills.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 23:16,
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If you look at the guardian's homepage for today, there's something like 25 straight news stories before you see the first opinion piece
all newspapers have their share of fluff and inessential columnists, and the guardian's ratio isn't increasing. I remember burchill in the 90s and when they took the fantastic decision to give Peaches Geldof a column in the 2000s. You can always ignore them, unless you're a reactionary looking for something to get triggered by
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 May 2021, 2:43,
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oh look they've trotted those civil war quotes out again
www.theguardian.com/media/2021/may/07/guardian-200-what-we-got-wrong-the-guardians-worst-errors-of-judgment-over-200-years
Perhaps you should send Paul Staines the link Pru, there's enough material there to keep him goi9ng for about 30 years
(, Wed 12 May 2021, 9:21, Reply)
What happened to you Benny?
You used to be cool.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 12 May 2021, 10:52,
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Nostalgia Coma
I made this!
Also... choose your adventure. It's just like that thing on TV from before
(, Tue 11 May 2021, 16:30, Reply)
I liked that.
Also reminded me of a pre-Python Terry Gilliam and John Cleese comic strip.
yesterdaysprint.tumblr.com/post/177636236944/help-magazine-may-1965
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 11 May 2021, 21:34,
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Depends on your definition of correctly though
I got him twice before he managed to escape.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 12 May 2021, 9:49,
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Entertaining his passengers on a slow night
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 11 May 2021, 14:03,
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Nobody gives a shit about ugly plants
Evidence of an aesthetic bias among scientists
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:25,
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The fetish for dolphins is the worst.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 10:46,
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IDK, from what I hear a fair few dolphins are DTF.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 11 May 2021, 14:53,
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It’s like pandas all over again
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 11 May 2021, 21:34,
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The Max Headroom Show
1985. Back when Channel 4 was groundbreaking and good.
This, however, is dated to all fuckery.
(, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:03, Reply)
The 80s was a magical place
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 11 May 2021, 12:09,
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All I remember of season 2 was Max being obnoxious and rude to his guests
Loved the spinoff scifi series though.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2021, 16:25,
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I didn't know there was a series
Was it as good as the original film?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 11 May 2021, 17:15,
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They made the (UK) film to provide a back story for Max, who was created as a novelty video jockey
then a few years later they recycled/remade the film into a spinoff cyberpunk scifi series. Some of the same cast.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom#TV_history
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2021, 17:28,
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Funny at the time.
Generally I loathed the 80s.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 11 May 2021, 17:45,
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Centuries of Sound - 1935
I made this!
Presenting my 50th Mix, a 200-minute musical soundscape of 1935, free to stream and preview mix to download.
This one got way out of control, I spent a week listening to radio debates and only ended up using about 25 seconds. Going to have to trim it quite a bit next time.
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Zuowan, Tue 11 May 2021, 8:19,
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Should add here that it is all SFW except there are a couple of rude innuendos about meat, also Bing Crosby says "fuck" twice, though quite quietly, you might miss it.
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Zuowan, Tue 11 May 2021, 11:02,
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Those glass-floored bridges are not for the faint-hearted, particularly when all the glass shatters in a gale
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 May 2021, 3:16,
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"surrounded by gaping holes" is a productive google news alert
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 11 May 2021, 8:26,
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Some adverts don't age well...
(more than slightly distrustful of the GC saying no for this...)
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 10 May 2021, 22:52,
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At this point I think I'm basically in control of what appears on b3tans' YouTube recommendations.
I promise to only use my powers for good.*
*Not a promise
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jonbob loves you, Tue 11 May 2021, 1:02,
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But
Youtube is supposed to recommend things based on your viewing history and other things personal to you. How can we all get the same recommendations?
You know, it's almost as though they just push stuff at you that they want you to watch based on some financial agenda, but that's just crazy talk of course.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 May 2021, 4:26,
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I have a hypothesis for this.
Most of the recommendations will be the users musical or niche tastes and not posted.
Only certain categories will be considered as B3ta worthy, these categories will be reinforced by what is viewed on B3ta. The more posts viewed, the greater the chance the algorithm will recommend.
Over time the users recommendations converge.
An occasional B3ta user might not see this at all.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 11 May 2021, 18:35,
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You’ve got to love local papers
Even if they do call themselves The National
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 10 May 2021, 19:28,
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I’ve bookmarked that site. I’ve been wanting something punchier than The Shetland Times
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 10 May 2021, 20:57,
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Bullet point 2 should suffice -
www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2020/09/25/in-this-weeks-shetland-times-15
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 11 May 2021, 6:31,
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The bullet points are perfect. I prefer the first:
'Viking is warned by council after Sandwater loch incident'.
(, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:39, Reply)
It's a quality paper.
My favourite quote in it was from a jaded cop who said 'Yet again we have a liverpudlian who tried to smuggle class A drugs into Shetland up his bottom.'
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 10:51,
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UK Press Gazette
used to feature an ad for chief reporter there every single week. I can't imagine why it was a hard role to fill any young hack should have bitten their arms off. (narrator's voice: but no one did)
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 11 May 2021, 11:09,
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House prices up there are pretty astonishing.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 14:02,
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Relics of St. McCartney?!
Next: 'A splinter of the true Epiphone'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 10 May 2021, 22:19,
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It's a short article
But also, it's a Netflix series.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 11 May 2021, 7:12,
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Rocket League Taskmaster
I made this!
If you like the tv show, you might wanna give my adaptation a try - Alex Horne approved it! :)
(, Mon 10 May 2021, 16:56, Reply)
This is how guitar tuition looks to me
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 May 2021, 15:38,
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I particularly liked
the extra long finger that allowed him to easily get the difficult chord
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 May 2021, 22:11,
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As an aspiring guitarist
That spends a lot of time in the weird parts of Yootuuub, I can confirm this is accurate
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 11 May 2021, 12:13,
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The one secret scale that will make you sound like Yngwinie Maalmsteen
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 11 May 2021, 17:34,
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The most racist spoonerised song title
That brass section though, jeez
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 10 May 2021, 13:22,
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That was rather special
Cheers!
I think it's knocked this James Brown track into second place.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xzw5zBaePM
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 10 May 2021, 17:41,
Reply)
AFC HERTFORD Video: 1
NSFW
I made this!
Morning, filmed my local Sunday league football team (Division 5) and trying to make them look like super stars lol however, (Disclaimer) Filmed on a 5D with a 50mm f/1.4 lens. Not an ideal lens for the job but still hope you enjoy...
Edit: Not sure why? But its not showing the preview after I save it also, NSFW because of swears.
(, Mon 10 May 2021, 11:21, Reply)
scorsese himself wouldn't have been able to make that match watchable
but you did your best, fair play
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 May 2021, 11:45,
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Yes, I've picked many holes in this myself annd,
I'm not a miracle worker lol plus edit: my B and N keys are not working properly on my keyboard hence typo in my reply but thanks for saying I did my best :)
(, Mon 10 May 2021, 12:00, Reply)
Preview
Try changing yout.ube to www.youtube instead.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 10 May 2021, 15:29,
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Hello and many thanks.
I tried this after you suggested it. It didn't work though, I think my 'Save Changes' button is broken?
(, Mon 10 May 2021, 16:30, Reply)
It doesn't allow changes to the subject line.
Oh well at least you know for next time.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 10 May 2021, 19:33,
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Sorry for the late reply.
But again, thanks for the help/advice ;-]
(, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:39, Reply)
Gonads check
"We're going to need considerably bigger callipers..."
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 10 May 2021, 0:24,
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Due to rife poaching elephants no longer wear underwear
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 May 2021, 12:59,
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Dumbo in a tight pair of albatross smugglers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 10 May 2021, 22:14,
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To be fair it didn't help at the start standing staring at the elephant
There aren't many animals that like being stared at; makes you look like a predator.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 May 2021, 9:48,
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victim blaming
if he wants to wear sexy clothes on safari that should be up to him. It's the big game that have to change
(, Mon 10 May 2021, 13:08, Reply)
if big game animals have to learn how to treat others more respectfully
is that bio diversity training?
(, Mon 10 May 2021, 15:37, Reply)
you need to know elephant behaviour
if an elephant is flapping it's ears like that, it's a signal that the wifi is patchy in the area. If it charges toward you and stops, it's not aggression but an elephant's way of communicating to you that it's in an open relationship and prefers BDSM in the submissive role
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 May 2021, 3:12,
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did wonder where this was going
link title - gonads
yt title - seminal
(, Mon 10 May 2021, 14:28, Reply)
I too was disappointed.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 10 May 2021, 15:30,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbh-FcyjWws
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 May 2021, 17:48,
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Saved by the 'verify your age' message.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 10 May 2021, 19:57,
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