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This is a normal post They were probably most upset by Sexy Suey
where Tintin is drinking French beer.
 (GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post "also brewed in the UK by Heineken at its Manchester brewery"
From the crystal clear waters of the city's famous ship canal our master brewers...
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually nearer the River Medlock
(it's virtually in the area called Chorlton-on-Medlock), not that I'd want to drink water from the Medlock in central Manchester (or anywhere not near its source, TBH).
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 May 2021, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a link post The TOYMINATOR (Lockdown Activity) I made this!
Shot on my phone. Better than 'Dark Fate?'
(Rex_Cymru, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I especially enjoyed the tramps dialogue.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waoraughhhhhh Fookin 'ell, I agree with this
ya bastard
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 13 May 2021, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post excellent
the real thing
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of good stuff in that...
Clickety
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 12 May 2021, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic work!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 13 May 2021, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
I watched Dark Fate and afterwards thought, well, that was a bit rubbish. It was predictable and went on far too long.
Whereas I've just watched yours and thought, that was pretty fun. It also wasn't predictable and didn't go on far too long.
So if by better you mean more entertaining, imaginitive and worthwhile watching, yes, yours is better.
 (Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Thu 13 May 2021, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I thought that was ace.
So I gave it five tramps out of five.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Fri 14 May 2021, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is better than Dark Fate
Have a click
 (Sherbs, Sun 16 May 2021, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Repulsive horror device watches you.
- nope. Cannot unsee.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think the answer to all those questions was no, I can not imagine that

the only cool thing I liked was the the fact it had eyelids that could visually show the camera was not looking??!

unless it learns by itself to squint and pretend to be asleep
 (razzle, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Firstly, I've used that copyright free catalogue music myself - it's great
second, is someone going to put two of those on top of a monitor and a cyber-cock underneath and then marry the fucker? Like some really vile furbie?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I think he's calling you daddy


 (razzle, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post E.T. PHONE WHORE

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 12 May 2021, 18:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post SPLAT! Right between the eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 May 2021, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jonny Five Is Alive!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 May 2021, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post A large furbie with its eyes replaced by these might be quite something

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 May 2021, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post This is a long, drawn out Zoom courtroom stream,
but it has a nugget of greatness at 17:25.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 12 May 2021, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous!
He'd obviously been on a previous call.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 12 May 2021, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 12 May 2021, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has to have been a flatmate prank
unless that kind of zoom username is common in various circle.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 12 May 2021, 13:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The perils of a shared PC

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the judge has zero time for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 May 2021, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well it was good while it lasted
That judge was so close to charging Buttfucker 3000's sister with contempt of court.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 12 May 2021, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post relive that magical moment
once again
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 May 2021, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you legend!

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 13 May 2021, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Superb thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 13 May 2021, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Video has been removed
Anyone got a copy?
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 12 May 2021, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1565913
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 May 2021, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Spiny cuteness


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 May 2021, 2:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't they habitually wipe themselves in their own shit?
I must admit, I don't own a pet so I don't get the mindset but that's probably a good reason for not having one for teh cuddles. Spiky shit rat.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Q. How do they make love?
A. Carefully {/oldjoke}
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 May 2021, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Working here is like sex with a hedgehog.
One prick working against thousands.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 May 2021, 13:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sort of.
If they like the smell of something they'll bite it, make their mouths foamy, and then spread that on themselves.

That's probably why it bit the person's foot; it was adequately smelly. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 12 May 2021, 8:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
no
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 12 May 2021, 9:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do still like the Guardian Website
But it's being filled more and more with complete and utter horseshite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 11 May 2021, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Comment is free, but click bait pays the bills.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you look at the guardian's homepage for today, there's something like 25 straight news stories before you see the first opinion piece
all newspapers have their share of fluff and inessential columnists, and the guardian's ratio isn't increasing. I remember burchill in the 90s and when they took the fantastic decision to give Peaches Geldof a column in the 2000s. You can always ignore them, unless you're a reactionary looking for something to get triggered by
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 May 2021, 2:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh look they've trotted those civil war quotes out again
www.theguardian.com/media/2021/may/07/guardian-200-what-we-got-wrong-the-guardians-worst-errors-of-judgment-over-200-years

Perhaps you should send Paul Staines the link Pru, there's enough material there to keep him goi9ng for about 30 years
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 May 2021, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to you Benny?
You used to be cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 12 May 2021, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Nostalgia Coma I made this!
Also... choose your adventure. It's just like that thing on TV from before
(mrmenfolk, Tue 11 May 2021, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very, very good!

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 11 May 2021, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks dude!

(mrmenfolk, Tue 11 May 2021, 19:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.
Also reminded me of a pre-Python Terry Gilliam and John Cleese comic strip.
yesterdaysprint.tumblr.com/post/177636236944/help-magazine-may-1965
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 11 May 2021, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aw wow!
Never seen these.. who doesn't love her...
 (mrmenfolk, Tue 11 May 2021, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not seen these before.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 May 2021, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely work
Plus I chose correctly!
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 12 May 2021, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depends on your definition of correctly though
I got him twice before he managed to escape.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 12 May 2021, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one!
Unless you wanted to end me...
 (mrmenfolk, Wed 12 May 2021, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Entertaining his passengers on a slow night


(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 11 May 2021, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rubbish
Imagine living next door to him.
 (WinnieTheTurd, Wed 12 May 2021, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Nobody gives a shit about ugly plants
Evidence of an aesthetic bias among scientists
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fetish for dolphins is the worst.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post IDK, from what I hear a fair few dolphins are DTF.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 11 May 2021, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right too

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 11 May 2021, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s like pandas all over again

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 11 May 2021, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a link post The Max Headroom Show
1985. Back when Channel 4 was groundbreaking and good.

This, however, is dated to all fuckery.
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post The 80s was a magical place

(I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 11 May 2021, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post All I remember of season 2 was Max being obnoxious and rude to his guests
Loved the spinoff scifi series though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2021, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't know there was a series
Was it as good as the original film?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 11 May 2021, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post They made the (UK) film to provide a back story for Max, who was created as a novelty video jockey
then a few years later they recycled/remade the film into a spinoff cyberpunk scifi series. Some of the same cast.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom#TV_history
 (I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 May 2021, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny at the time.
Generally I loathed the 80s.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 May 2021, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
me too,

even nostalgia is not as good as it used to be
 (razzle, Tue 11 May 2021, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
OH VIENAAAAAAAAAA!
 (abc, Wed 12 May 2021, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Centuries of Sound - 1935 I made this!
Presenting my 50th Mix, a 200-minute musical soundscape of 1935, free to stream and preview mix to download.

This one got way out of control, I spent a week listening to radio debates and only ended up using about 25 seconds. Going to have to trim it quite a bit next time.
1935


 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 11 May 2021, 8:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers looking nice outside and sounding nice inside

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Should add here that it is all SFW except there are a couple of rude innuendos about meat, also Bing Crosby says "fuck" twice, though quite quietly, you might miss it.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 11 May 2021, 11:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post "surrounded by gaping holes" is a productive google news alert

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 11 May 2021, 8:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Some adverts don't age well...
(more than slightly distrustful of the GC saying no for this...)
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 10 May 2021, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post At this point I think I'm basically in control of what appears on b3tans' YouTube recommendations.
I promise to only use my powers for good.*
*Not a promise
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 11 May 2021, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post But
Youtube is supposed to recommend things based on your viewing history and other things personal to you. How can we all get the same recommendations?

You know, it's almost as though they just push stuff at you that they want you to watch based on some financial agenda, but that's just crazy talk of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 11 May 2021, 4:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a hypothesis for this.
Most of the recommendations will be the users musical or niche tastes and not posted.
Only certain categories will be considered as B3ta worthy, these categories will be reinforced by what is viewed on B3ta. The more posts viewed, the greater the chance the algorithm will recommend.
Over time the users recommendations converge.
An occasional B3ta user might not see this at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 11 May 2021, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a link post You’ve got to love local papers
Even if they do call themselves The National
Investigation looks to confirm Paul McCartney link to Scottish town


 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Mon 10 May 2021, 19:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I’ve bookmarked that site. I’ve been wanting something punchier than The Shetland Times

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 10 May 2021, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Bullet point 2 should suffice -

www.shetlandtimes.co.uk/2020/09/25/in-this-weeks-shetland-times-15
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 11 May 2021, 6:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bullet points are perfect. I prefer the first:
'Viking is warned by council after Sandwater loch incident'.
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a quality paper.
My favourite quote in it was from a jaded cop who said 'Yet again we have a liverpudlian who tried to smuggle class A drugs into Shetland up his bottom.'
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post UK Press Gazette
used to feature an ad for chief reporter there every single week. I can't imagine why it was a hard role to fill any young hack should have bitten their arms off. (narrator's voice: but no one did)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 11 May 2021, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post House prices up there are pretty astonishing.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 11 May 2021, 14:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Relics of St. McCartney?!
Next: 'A splinter of the true Epiphone'.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 May 2021, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a short article
But also, it's a Netflix series.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 11 May 2021, 7:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's not the original
Paul McCartney.
 (Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 12 May 2021, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Rocket League Taskmaster I made this!
If you like the tv show, you might wanna give my adaptation a try - Alex Horne approved it! :)
(seriesly AWESOME, Mon 10 May 2021, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fun, but a bit niche

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 10 May 2021, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
And yeah, probably more than a bit... ;)
 (seriesly AWESOME, Mon 10 May 2021, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a link post This is how guitar tuition looks to me


(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 May 2021, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I particularly liked
the extra long finger that allowed him to easily get the difficult chord
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 10 May 2021, 22:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post As an aspiring guitarist
That spends a lot of time in the weird parts of Yootuuub, I can confirm this is accurate
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Tue 11 May 2021, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one secret scale that will make you sound like Yngwinie Maalmsteen

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 11 May 2021, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a link post The most racist spoonerised song title
That brass section though, jeez
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 10 May 2021, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was rather special
Cheers!
I think it's knocked this James Brown track into second place.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xzw5zBaePM
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 10 May 2021, 17:41, , Reply)
This is a link post AFC HERTFORD Video: 1 NSFW I made this!
Morning, filmed my local Sunday league football team (Division 5) and trying to make them look like super stars lol however, (Disclaimer) Filmed on a 5D with a 50mm f/1.4 lens. Not an ideal lens for the job but still hope you enjoy...
Edit: Not sure why? But its not showing the preview after I save it also, NSFW because of swears.
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Mon 10 May 2021, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post scorsese himself wouldn't have been able to make that match watchable
but you did your best, fair play
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 10 May 2021, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I've picked many holes in this myself annd,
I'm not a miracle worker lol plus edit: my B and N keys are not working properly on my keyboard hence typo in my reply but thanks for saying I did my best :)
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Mon 10 May 2021, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Preview
Try changing yout.ube to www.youtube instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 May 2021, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello and many thanks.
I tried this after you suggested it. It didn't work though, I think my 'Save Changes' button is broken?
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Mon 10 May 2021, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't allow changes to the subject line.
Oh well at least you know for next time.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 May 2021, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry for the late reply.
But again, thanks for the help/advice ;-]
 (Sneak7h1ef television is my religion, Tue 11 May 2021, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Gonads check
"We're going to need considerably bigger callipers..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 10 May 2021, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I suspect they had to change into another set of underwear
 (razzle, Mon 10 May 2021, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Due to rife poaching elephants no longer wear underwear

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 May 2021, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post We'll,
many people do find used underwear to enhance erections
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 10 May 2021, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
used elephant underwear porn?

I must lead a sheltered life
 (razzle, Mon 10 May 2021, 19:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dumbo in a tight pair of albatross smugglers.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 May 2021, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair it didn't help at the start standing staring at the elephant
There aren't many animals that like being stared at; makes you look like a predator.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 10 May 2021, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post victim blaming
if he wants to wear sexy clothes on safari that should be up to him. It's the big game that have to change
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 10 May 2021, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post if big game animals have to learn how to treat others more respectfully
is that bio diversity training?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 10 May 2021, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post you need to know elephant behaviour
if an elephant is flapping it's ears like that, it's a signal that the wifi is patchy in the area. If it charges toward you and stops, it's not aggression but an elephant's way of communicating to you that it's in an open relationship and prefers BDSM in the submissive role
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 11 May 2021, 3:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post did wonder where this was going
link title - gonads
yt title - seminal
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 10 May 2021, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I too was disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 May 2021, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nbh-FcyjWws
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 10 May 2021, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Saved by the 'verify your age' message.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 10 May 2021, 19:57, , Reply)

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