Been looking for this for ages...
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:49,
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Quite Funny
But why not link the original uploader?
youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q
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luvtub, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 19:21,
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I'm surprised creatives make anything these days
As soon as something is slightly popular, it's ripped, nicked and repurposed. Sad really.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 6:25,
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Apologies
I didn't clock it wasn't the original upload, fixed now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:27,
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A wearable air purifier you say? One that makes you look like a dog just back from the vets?
*throws money at screen*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 13:19,
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The amount of air that'll have to move, I bet it's noisy as fuck.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 15:01,
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Waiting for the fully enclosed helmet for covid infected individuals
one that tests and purifies what they are exhaling but doesn't come off until some threshold is reached that suggests its safe to do so.
Then those who are otherwise physically ok can wander about, helmet on, pleading to have their nose scratched.
Fed and watered through a tube the costs of production will be kept down by allowing advertisers to project ads on to the inside of the helmet that the wearer cannot switch off.
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Absolute fucking morons
A two-layer fabric mask will do just as well. Viruses don't survive long outside of hosts, so only close contact can transmit them. A fabric mask will do a better job that this piece of nonsense
(, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:59, Reply)
Some of these things are just desperate Doctor Who cosplays
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 14 Jul 2021, 10:14,
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Bezos taking this well I see
Would like to see him touch down only to find his ex-wife has given away all her shares and got an allotment
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"Largest windows in space"
Hang on, the Earth is in space, isn't it? Therefore, technically, every window on the planet is in space. In fact, I drove my car in space this morning. Suck on that, Bezos.
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96% of population seems like a figure they pulled out of their arse
I'd take bets that 99% would never have heard of the karman line, and NASA and the US military use 80km. Its only really used by some swiss org that ratifies air acrobatics as far as I can tell, there's no legal definition
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 15:06,
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For a man who made his fortune by starting out selling books, you’d hope the cunt could spell shepherd.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:12,
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Oh, um, this embarrassing. Er, Amazon Prime is a bit shit really.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:21,
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The Kamen Line
should be the point at which jeans should be pulled down below to be officially classed as a moon.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:23,
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Nicked from an advert.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:49,
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Just two billionaires comparing the size of their toys.
Neither have any relevance to any meaningful view of space travel. They’re the equivalent of pressing your face to the window of your house to look out. SpaceX are walking around the block, while planning a trip to the pub.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:47,
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But, but, mines still better, er, you smell!!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 11:55,
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he waited for 15 flights before doing it himself?
what a pussy
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 12:40,
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It's noticeable that he stepped down from his job at Amazon before doing this, as "Amazon CEO dies in experimental rocket explosion" would probably have an interesting effect on the share price.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 15:03,
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People who went on jollies to space also bought
- the unwavering loyalty of a political party
- a sporting team
- a villanous lair in a volcano
- The services U2 and Coldplay at a birthday party
1 review
5*
Ha fucking ha you twats! Now go and check out Tubular Bells.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 16:57,
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Pretty tragic, not surprising really.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 20:25,
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He'll go into space,
look back at earth.
And feel NOTHING.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 9:41,
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^this
Another great big yacht on order as soon as he gets back to try and cheer himself up.
(, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 10:12, Reply)
So, is this DLC for the Legendary edition, or what?
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Tue 13 Jul 2021, 14:44,
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It's my birthday!
I took part in a bit of a challenge a couple of weeks ago, a mountain bike ride around the Lake District called the Jenn Ride - a fund raiser for St. Gemma's Hospice. 104 miles, 14,000 ft of climbing and very tough. This chap, Barry Godin, makes great videos of his challenges, and the scenery and views in his vid of the Jenn Ride really shows off the Lake District to its best, and you get just an idea of how tough the challenge was. Worth watching on a big screen if you can. Happy Birthday to me.
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Varmint, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 9:10,
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happy feast of st candleberts day!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 14:59,
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That looks awesome
And well done!
I was thinking about doing the coast to coast ride but that looks like more fun, even though I'd have to do a bucket load more training to stand any chance of completing it.
BTW Happy Candles!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 17:28,
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I've done the C2C Whitehaven to Tynemouth twice, and it is a really good route.
Tends to be short, steepish climbs and long, gentle descents. It's a nice route, would recommend!
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Varmint, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 18:39,
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Timepiece - 24hrs around the world in the 1960s RAF
documentary/PR piece
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Lordy Lordy
NSFW
this one's definitely NSFW
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:09,
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Do any of her videos have covered norks, or are they always on display?
also, absolutely the worst cover of Pretty Vacant it has ever been my displeasure to witness.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:17,
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I thought it was one of their better covers
But I guess that and your second comment are not actually mutually exclusive.
They’re having fun though, so what the hey. The gulf in quality between covers and own material is painful however.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:43,
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Totally bonkers.
Whatever makes you happy in life :)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:39,
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Yep
Depending on your viewpoint that is one of the better ones. I don't think anyone pays the slightest attention to the music anymore. There are 2 main points to this video and they are covered in body paint :)
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:48,
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"there's no point in asking you'll get no reply"
Toyah's daily conversation with her agent
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Never Mind The Top Bollocks
Here's The Fun Bags
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 22:23,
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Ahhh I think it's really sweet
They clearly really love each other and have a great laugh.
Apologies for not being more cunty x
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Watch Richard Branson possibly die in a fireball of hubris
For those on Sockcooker's exceptionally long ignore list. :)
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 14:53,
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Deffo SockCooker’s SockPuppet
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:39,
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Ignore is so I don't have to look at shit like this
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 15:44,
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I thought it was so SC didn't have to face up to what he's done
wrt making false accusations of paedophilia and trying to ruin people's lives out of narcissistic spite.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:04,
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Also that
I love space but sockcooker killed it for me =(
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:27,
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voyage to the "edge of space"
Sounds a bit like legal spoke to marketing and nixed the whole he's actually going into space bit.
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It seems he did not explode in a ball of fire.
This bodes well for future rich people that can afford to go up in one of those things.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:52,
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I think they might have had an issue with the rocket in the last few seconds of powered flight, it looked like it was sputtering or losing pressure or something
but everything was fine. Now Khalid is mumbling a vague melody to a tinny beat. So many commercial tie-ins. Now Premier Anatoly Cherdenko has nowhere left to go. :(
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:59,
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Probably running out of fuel
Tight arse Branson most likely used 2 star instead of 4 star.
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 22:50,
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as long as he got his green shield stamps
bet he's rolling in tumblers
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Tune in for the possibility of seeing Richard Branson explode!
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Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 14:32,
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Getting revved up for tonight’s match!
I made this!
An evening in prep for the England vs Italy final!
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Big band video posted on here recently?!
Morning all,
i am racking my brain trying to find what i consider the finest big band brass video that i am sure someone posted on here.
Seventies i recall, possibly yorkshire TV or ITV.
The main man of the band appeared to have a cocaine habit but blew a mean horn. Show ran for about 45 mins.
Did i dream this?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 11:53,
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Soundscapes for the Sculptures of Campbell Park
I made this!
Previous link shared didn't have the audio, so re-posting. This is my son Dan who was commissioned by the Milton Keynes International Festival to make sculptures more interesting.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 11:23,
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That's some proper quality art stuff there
- pearls before swine!
(And by swine I mean us lot. Except for the halal / kosher / vegetablist contingent.)
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 11:33,
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I used to work with someone who would say "Nose to nose, your toes are in it. Toes to toes, your nose is in it."
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 16:59,
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did they beat Cruise - Kidman?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 0:27,
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You should give it a go. Another spinning arse.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:49,
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If it wasn't a flat gym floor, but a slightly concave surface
She'd go on forever like a Euler's disc. Tim explains:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHh6JsDbN-s
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Varmint, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:08,
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Yikers. Is this perpetual motion bollocks?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 23:42,
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Be grateful that there are no bollocks hanging out of Y-fronts in this video
(, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 19:39, Reply)
That looks like a good workout for the spine and super fun.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 0:06,
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Exactly what I loole like when I'm putting washing out
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Octo I ruin everything., Sun 11 Jul 2021, 14:36,
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5 quid on tails
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:15,
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"Mystery surrounds sticky substance that fell from the sky
into Limerick pensioner's back garden"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 21:36,
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Quentin TV
6:18 is going to give me nightmares for quite some time.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 10 Jul 2021, 19:50,
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Tsssk. Women’s cricket.
Make your mind up love, do you want it or not?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 19:19,
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Good catch there
Would be good if she could do that about twenty times
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Only need to do it 10 times, surely?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 11:22,
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I have no idea what this or how I found it but I LIKE IT
but then I do have a love of funky easy listening
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 17:47,
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That was rather superb.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 21:02,
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Absurdly accomplished guy dies
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 14:16,
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he cropped up a lot
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 23:17,
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Karaoke Channel where all the song lyrics have been altered to be about a guy not wanting his son to be circumcised
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Years ago
I was on a Star Wars forum. There was a poster there who was obsessed with growing back his foreskin. An American doctor, IIRC. Anyway, he was often wanging on about some doctor who had some method of foreskin regrowth via stretching it out. These songs brought it all back. Thank you so much.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 14:12,
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The Phantom Prepuce
Turtleneck of the Clones
The Empire Pulls Back
Return of the Claggage
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 15:54,
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The Prepuce Stretches back.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 15:56,
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Rogue One was worse than Back To Earth.
RO and Solo are the worst Star Wars prequel movies.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 17:21,
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No way, there are football weirdos everywhere
and I hear they're all infected with the Johnson variant.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 0:23,
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Heard about these foreskin regrowth using weighs etc
But why? Mine has gone, had no choice and I blame Spock as it was the thing to do at the time but do not miss it.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 10 Jul 2021, 21:29,
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"Spock stole my foreskin"
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 4:11,
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There seemed to be a variety of overlapping reasons IIRC...
Not least was a moral/ideological opposition to infant genital mutilation, the shift from the American medical norms of the 50s to the more enlightened medical norms of today, and the shift from religious/societal sexual repression of the past to the more open and healthy attitudes of today...
Also I got the impression that there was a fair bit of resentment towards one's parents, one's given religion, and the culture you're born into that demands part of your genitals removed. There seems to be a strong victim/survivor identity dynamic at work.
I guess a lot of MRA types are attracted to it, but after laughing at it, and listening to the arguments, I found I had a fair amount of sympathy for them. These are men who are upset that their genitals were mutilated without their consent, upset that a range of experiences and sensations (and sexual functions) are denied to them.
And it became clear that while the men advocating for foreskin regrowth were at least a little bit weird, the men and women arguing in favour of genital mutilation were a lot worse.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 14:06,
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The only valid reasons are medical (usually phimosis) or choice.
All the others are ritual mutilation.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Jul 2021, 17:01,
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