Even though this is ancient, I somehow missed it.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 8:28, Reply)
Yes, it's strictly speaking an Ad but does it really make you want to buy them?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 7:35, Reply)
so i'm out
anyone else getting repeated cloudflare errors when posting or redirects to a borked links page?
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 7:51, Reply)
I love collecting bad translation gibberish.
I got one on a set of hoverboard instructions: "Beware the lack ego loss of consciousness old man hands the hazard while driving."
(Although I think I've misremembered and that actually makes more sense than the original.)
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 15:42, Reply)
I wish people wouldn't ride those things on the pavement. IIRC they're only legal to drive on private land anyway.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 6:48, Reply)
These guys rent them in a local-ish town www.voiscooters.com/ride-safe/e-bikes/
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Not saying it didn't happen but it's phrased really weirdly.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 12:28, Reply)
but not privately owned ones. You're also supposed to wear a hi-vis jacket that says "I AM A TWAT" in clear red on white lettering.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 17:59, Reply)
They're going to dig up the corpses and sell them to the more educated sheep who publish Graze Anatomy
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could use CAPS LOCK in his title like all the knob jockeys on YouTube these days
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 16:06, Reply)
'I'll give you mý CAPS LOCK when you pry it from my cold dead fingers'
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 17:13, Reply)
...and someone has sent him funeral plan glossies
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 0:14, Reply)
of a person who takes his own table to a restaurant.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:03, Reply)
I'm sorry we don't have any tables free.
No problem squire, where will i set up?
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:59, Reply)
No problem, eh? Ho ho! I can set up this bad boy here, eh? Eh? Get set up, eh?
*sings something tunelessly about setting up a table*
Eh? Eh? Ho ho!
*continues for quite some time*
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 12:33, Reply)
He seems like a very cheerful sort, always happy to enjoy whatever is on the menu, and try new things outside his comfort zone. I like him.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 21:45, Reply)
It’s easily the best part of the vids.
He does seem an affable chap, but his celebration of junk food gluttony, and the high praise of what is so very obviously not good food, does grate on me. However, I’d rather him than some Instagram teenager who’s just discovered avocado.
(, Sun 1 Aug 2021, 0:22, Reply)
usually means more than crossing the Pennines for a takeaway.
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I saw him react very favourably to a meal he had from a middle-eastern vegetarian place, involving a number of foods he'd never tried before. He's clearly a man who likes his burgers and kebabs, but he gave it a go and liked it.
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Windy weather.
I knocked out a kind of electronic Koyaanisqatsi vibe tune for it.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 14:34, Reply)
Edit: 2, actually:
- Everybody is a Star
- Video Breaks #21
Direct links here.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 8:53, Reply)
Pretty heavy on stats, based on German military archives as well as serious books.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 23:15, Reply)
it fired high-expletive rounds
a right barrel of laughs
/qotw
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 23:22, Reply)
Helluva plane!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 21:19, Reply)
They had 124s taking off every so often which were impressive enough, but were beaten hands down by the Ilyushin 76s, which were absolutely deafening.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 22:19, Reply)
...pretty much in the flightpath on take off?
Good job it's got a lot of engines.
(, Thu 5 Aug 2021, 0:18, Reply)
from a certain point of view.
Also creepy trousers.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:42, Reply)
Otherwise the air wouldn't leak out.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:22, Reply)
This dude should be compulsory viewing for everyone.
Those homeomorphic trousers are very entertaining.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 19:43, Reply)
Looking for trouble from French Line
NSFW because watching would be a mortal sin apparently
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 16:29, Reply)
And that's after they cut out the ping-pong ball trick.
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It's like she's borrowed her body from someone else and hasn't quite learned to fully move it yet.
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Uncommanded thruster firing leads to declaration of spacecraft emergency on ISS.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 9:37, Reply)
I can't be the only one who slightly panicked when I saw that headline. Thankfully it appears that it was sorted out within an hour, which is often faster than I can parallel park.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 12:59, Reply)
and open throttle in flight mode. It's a common mistake.
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then I’m going with an intergalactically gross Catherine wheel effect.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 16:59, Reply)
Everyone else accelerates away.
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There would be some natural curving of the turd, of course, and if you rotate your body there's a good chance of it snapping off.
More research is required.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 15:56, Reply)
He invited them to a fancy dinner before launch day, and nearly everyone who attended got flu.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 17:51, Reply)
Here's his completely foolproof and obviously entirely legally watertight* book on how to run up loads of credit debt then wipe your slate clean so you can start all over again. Or something.
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I agree most credit debt is greed or stupidity.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 14:48, Reply)
I managed to do that, and I didn't have to pay some con-artist money for a book in order to do it.
You just have to spend a year or two not answering the phone or replying to any letters.
They stop after a while
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 10:51, Reply)
apply for dozens of credit credit cards then run up them all up to max buying store vouchers which you then sold for a little under face value. there was quite the active market for them, for a while our share house shopped with nothing but sainsburys vouchers. Ditto run up your council tax, utilities, tv licence, etc, though that was easy enough to put in a fake name anyway by the simple ruse of adding a fake name to the account, then a little later taking off the real one. you could put off the baliffs for six months by asking for a payment plan then renegging on that too, but usually you were off to heathrow with the money already wired home long before then. I guess you might face issues if you ever returned, though most were on one year holiday or 4 year ancestry visas, and the pound used to go a long away back in your home country
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:15, Reply)
Bookmarked for later. Hopefully it's better than that tiresome yacht one.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 23:37, Reply)
and then goes on to explain how crap the police can be. Its a bit long, but interesting b'cos you could be in the same situation
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 21:09, Reply)
"If you're like most people and someone who rarely encounters the Police." Says just about everything you need to know about this bellend. He's one of those 'Freeman of the Land' fuckwits with half a tree wedged up his arse with the Police likely because he was a bit of a twat when he was younger and never quite for over the fact that he was treated like the adolescent gobshite he likely was.
I was also an adolescent gobshite. I continued to be a bit of a gobshite well into young adulthood and I learned pretty bloody quickly that your treatment you receive is almost always dictated by your conduct.
No doubt there are wrong 'uns in the Police. But this rocket's insistence that the Police are universally malicious/poorly trained reeks of "Be the change that you want to see" or 'If everybody around you seems like a cunt, it's probably you that's the cunt'.
This fool isn't providing a public service. He's simply a sounding board for the rest of the ACAB wankers that have been raised to believe that we'd be better off with a tribal/mob justice system and that the Police are doing more harm than good. He's lucky the British Police generally do follow the book for the most part. There are plenty of countries not too far afield where his kind of behaviour would have resulted in a sustained kicking down a back alley.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:03, Reply)
My own experience of the police is that being polite and compliant is enough to get you out of most spots of bother (as long as you're white and well spoken of course). Arsehole/bent coppers are a bit more tricky. Keystone cop volunteers and council officers are the absolute worst to deal with.
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He does have 260k followers on YouTube and he also appears to have a clear, concise and prescient awareness of the Law himself.
The last dealing personally experienced with the police I was actually requested to edit and rewrite my own statement. Upon doing so and requesting clear confirmation from the Officer in charge that this was acceptable i noted that there were in excess of 30 misspelt words on the copy sent to me along with three complete inaccuracies in the account taken down by the interviewing officer.
He has many valid points which remind me of the wise words of the 8th Baronet Sir John Dalberg-Acton.
Also Cats or Dogs?
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 23:06, Reply)
Yeah, but he's not one of those guys who tries to use the Magna Carta to get out of trouble, neither is he an auditor type dude. I understand why you might think he is, as his videos often do get associated with them, but he specifically disassociates himself from them.
He doesn't just make up totally harebrained interpretations of the law as though he knows what he's talking about. He's actually won cases, rather than laughed out of court. And he refuses to take on any of those auditor types who specifically go looking for trouble... he only does the ordinary people who've got fucked over by some coppers for no reason.
He is pretty damned tiresome, that's for sure. But check out the one with the cop (who looks like a child who borrowed his dad's uniform) outside his window trying to convince him to come downstairs to be arrested for having said "No shit" to the cop earlier in the day. That one is fucking hilarious.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 2:31, Reply)
I very much doubt that he was arrested for saying 'no shit' to a police officer and expect that him behaving aggressively towards school staff (presumably in front of a load of children) to the extent that a police officer became involved may have had something to do with it.
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I mean, that is literally what happened. The facts of the matter is he was arrested, charged and tried for saying no shit.
He had been at a school to pick up his daughter, and somehow the staff at the school didn't know where she was. He was understandably upset about this, and a cop who saw came over to speak to him. The cop said "I can see you're upset" and he said "no shit I'm upset". Eventually his daughter was located and he took her home.
More than 3 weeks later they forced entry to his house weeks, they arrested him, they took him all the way to trial, and obviously the case was dismissed.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 2:52, Reply)
the cops totally knew the charge wouldn't stick, there's plenty of case law showing it needs to be heavier than that kind of swearing to be a public order offence. they were just doing it to hassle the cunt who was regularly calling them hodor on youtube
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 13:10, Reply)
there is a culture of avoiding accountability in british policing (though the majority of other countries are worse), and it has improved somewhat over the decades.
I worked training coppers at Hendon Police College, and you get a mix. You get smart coppers who know how to work within the rules (and use them to their advantage). but you also get a lot of thick cunts who barely pass probation after several attempts, and they're the ones who are corruptly covering up their fuck ups. One of my main projects was trying to teach them their powers under PACE, but there's a lot to learn and I know a lot of it won't stick. they need to understand the penalties for each offence to determine if it's arrestable or not, and understand legal concepts like "reasonable suspicion" and "reasonable belief". And PSOs and Community Police regularly overstep their powers, as they get far less training and I reckon the uniform and too much tv makes them think they have full cop powers.
Still, this bloke seems to be needlessly antagonising them or forcing confrontation in order to generate youtube hits.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 0:23, Reply)
His most recent blog post is surprisingly telling.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 10:54, Reply)
Reminds me of the Tone Scale.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:25, Reply)
He's since removed it, but you can still see it here:
web.archive.org/web/20210716185821/https://crimebodge.com/ive-been-suspended-on-youtube/
What a fucking Express reading prick.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 13:54, Reply)
I wonder if he's a /links reader...
Hello, you cunt.
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Of course the problems he gets are nothing to do with his attitude or how he approaches things. It's always someone else's fault.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:53, Reply)
Would love to see what he had been doing which caused the officers to approach him. My guess would be 'being a cunt'.
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 18:43, Reply)
"Pareidolia is the tendency for perception to impose a meaningful interpretation on a nebulous stimulus, usually visual, so that one sees an object, pattern or meaning where there is none."
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 18:47, Reply)
I have back issues too, so have some sympathy from one who knows. Maybe you can find a decent stretch from a decent physiotherapist that can sort it out a little. Avoid chiro witch doctors and well meaning hippy idiots if you can.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 19:52, Reply)
the dog is already used to waiting half an hour between waking up and getting fed downstairs, but after that I'm fairly mobile
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 22:34, Reply)
A pull up bar helped me loads when my back went a few years ago. Not for actual pull-ups but for stretching my spine whilst keeping my feet on the floor.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2021, 23:37, Reply)
I used to go to fetish nights and get (gently) pulled on the rack before the start of the night (No, really)
I also found those 'old people nursing home' chairs with the big backs to be quite good when you get to the point of being able to sit up again. Or a good reclining office chair (not the little ones, the big ones with the padding and good arms) on full recline. I found it reduced spinal compression when sitting.
Aside from that, just floating in a swimming pool and moving your back slowly front to back and side to side helps get some movement back.
Or laying flat on two of the firm hospital foam mats, the ones they have in the emergency room on the trolleys.
Anything that will allow your muscles to relax and forget they are in spasm. The hard bit is getting up again without them freaking out and going back into spasm...
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 11:02, Reply)
I lie flat in a hot bath to relieve back pain (arthritis and sciatica).
(, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 15:23, Reply)
after he died. I will try the swimming thing, that sounds nice, thanks.
(, Sat 31 Jul 2021, 12:51, Reply)
So many video sites have terrible tinny compression
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