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We've gone way beyond Uncanny Valley
Stay for the promotion this time.
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:27,
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Really?
Tom was as enthusiastic as always and its an interesting video but I found the robot to be very unconvincing: not even close to the uncanny valley for me. The dead eyes, the way the mouth/lips moved and the skin texture/colour were all off and it didn't have any of the rapid and subtle micro movements a real person makes all the time.
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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 10:11,
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^this
though I would like a test of whether the robot's face would have unlocked his phone
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 10:38,
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Probably still realistic enough for it to serve the main purpose he bought it for which is obviously so he can have sex with himself.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 13:01,
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I'm sure its 'fully functional'...
...but only from the neck upwards apparently!
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Manofmilk walks without rhythm but still attracts the worm, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 13:28,
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That's more than enough for some fetishists.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 14:03,
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All this technology, just so he can suck his own cock.
Bill Hicks was right.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 18:22,
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Dosn't look like it can suck, more of a gentle gnaw
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:44,
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Yes, a little disappointing.
Maybe if they teach it to yodel...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 20:15,
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Tom Scott is Satan?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 5:35,
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An irritatingly confudent and enthusiastic Satan.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:19,
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^
Lifeless gaze and something seriously weird about the eyelids. Mouth movement when talking looks to be almost just open or shut. Even smart tracking for the eyes, so it makes eye contact or looks at cameras, would swing it a fair way. As it is, it comes across like someone fitted a Lego Technic Control Centre into a corpse. Static images look bad enough, but movement kills any illusion completely.
Vastly different budget I know, but not a patch on Amalgamated Dynamics' work.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:32,
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32 YEARS AGO
just saying

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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:36,
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Tim Hunkin does it much better.
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Varmint, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 11:08,
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I found the grey ones more "realistic"
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:00,
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The 600 series had rubber skin, we spotted them easy.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:33,
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Technical sarcasm.
I hope the propaganda starts competing for comedy value.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 22:42,
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Looks Soviet era.
Russian military notoriously throws nothing away.
Looks like it would be trivial to bring one of these down with a commercial drone armed with a net, depending on how high they operate.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:37,
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Yup, given the stories of looting coming out of Ukraine they sound like regular packrats.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 0:01,
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to be fair, I'd be looter too given half a chance
I mean, if you're shooting them dead and shelling their towns, pinching their ipad and cappuccino maker seems more of a misdemeaner in comparison
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 2:29,
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I'm not sure I'd want to be hefting a 60" plasma screen while i'm busy running away though.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 3:27,
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Definitely has a 60s-70s look about it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 1:54,
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You don’t have to use an MQ-9 for artillery correction.
If itβs going to be used by squaddies then cheap and familiar beats expensive and advanced.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 14:43,
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I'm sure you're right, it does look homemade though.
If it was an amateur effort, I'd be impressed. However, from a major military power, a bit rubbish.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 18:26,
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Was that a Flintstones tribute at the start
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 4:34,
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I think they've taken the Wurzels' "I am a cider drinker"
A bit too literally!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 14:45,
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Shrek 2 dinner scene remake
I'd thought of posting the "Side by side" comparison, but I found the
stereo sound irritating, however, if you wanna see it, here it is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QJJjmxENtQ
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Carboholic, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 19:37,
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James Brown!
With a young Bootsy.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 18:28,
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Fuck yeah that's brilliant
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 12 Apr 2022, 8:46,
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Not GlassCock
It's J-Cock
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 12:43,
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I've already seen this
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 11 Apr 2022, 22:39,
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Captain Picard Takes a Shit
Letβs get a trend going.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 12:21,
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Love Major Grin.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 14:03,
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I can’t really relate; I never poo in public loos.
Why is there a gap in the seat anyway?
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jonbob loves you, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 16:00,
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Eh?
Major Grin is the name of the channel/nickname of the bloke what makes comedy Star Trek edits and out of context things like this (mainly to criticise the septic tank lorry crash that is modern Star Trek).
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 17:01,
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Oh right. I thought you were talking about his look of frustration.
I wonder what itβs from then; I thought it was just Stewart doing another funny short like his country album advert.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 17:26,
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A tv show called Blunt Talk, it says on this internet here.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 18:50,
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*googles*
Yeah⦠Seth Macfarlane. Not going to watch that.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 19:05,
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Elderly Pregnant Women Are Free To Bend Over And Wipe Their Stools Butt-cleansing Aids For Fracture Patients Bathroom Tools
Don't put too much paper towel in the groove, don't press too hard, otherwise the paper towel will not out, it is difficult to press, and even damage the toilet wiper shrapnel.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 11:28,
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Orifice on a stick
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 11:34,
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Elderly + Pregnant = Elgnant
Maybe yours will become a pornhub category
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 18:23,
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The only toilet shrapnel I have any truck with is insufficiently-chewed peanuts.
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jonbob loves you, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 19:07,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSJQEl5vcAo
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 7:17,
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Why? Why? Why! Gela Samsonadze is oficially invisible!
Is not an edited scene, is 100% official from The Samsonadzes series, the worst Simpsons rip-off ever!. Invisible Simpsons is a way better than invisible Samsonadzes!.
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Anthonyb3ta70100, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 3:24,
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I only watched a short amount of that
Not sure why but i feel depressed now.
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Sherbs, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 10:47,
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Gerda van Dorp lol
Gouda van Derp!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 2:51,
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I don't know how high up in the dutch underworld you'd need to be to pull off a job like this
but it must have been a big cheese
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 2:54,
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For cheese lovers this is a feta worse then death!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 7:32,
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The dutch farmers will be going fucking emmental
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 13:22,
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an udder case for
jim roquefort
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ozof, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 13:30,
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At the tone, leave your name and fromage and I'll get back to you
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 19:12,
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Or maybe it was
The Halloumi-nati
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An Egg ,D, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:59,
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winna!
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 3:02,
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Chill the frell out dudes!
I made this!
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 23:08,
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TLDW
Reading about theta resonance, yeah I might need some catching up to do
I think this video is worth watching
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKTZ151yLnk
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 9:30,
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432Hz magic lol
Anyone reading this, please take your real medical problems to a real doctor, not to a hippy with a synthesiser.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 14:23,
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Especially one that uploads a 1080p file to YouTube
That results in a 128 kbps AAC file.
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 14:34,
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My PC struggles at 1080
Let alone anything higher. Especially with effects heavy shit like this.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 16:16,
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It's fine, audio compression is homeopathic, the waveforms remember the frequencies that were once there
and the more you subtract them the stronger they become.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 17:09,
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This is not a replacement, or even an addition for medical help
Shit like this helps my autistic daughter calm down. That's why I make them.
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Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 16:15,
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As you can see they make my autism a lot worse. :P
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 17:04,
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Very nice!
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CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 22:27,
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Interesting that at low playback speeds its a little disturbing
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 10:46,
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World darts final tonight
Dude from my hometown just won it. Well done Neil!
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Terry hoosh, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 22:52,
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ah, the Ballyclare Blowpipe
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 2:35,
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he doesn't even have a wikipedia entry, so I thought I'd try and get a nickname started for the bloke
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 4:36,
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He goes by the name 'Duffman' ,until 20th century Fox send him a cease and desist.
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Terry hoosh, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 13:21,
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ha
I'd love him to say "Duffmaaan..just got...one hundred and eighty points" on a good set
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 2:34,
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Jim Cornette Sings "The Cult Of Meat With Extra Cheese"
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 21:44,
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It's not GC
It's CC
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 17:59,
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Complete cock?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 19:09,
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Good Lord above....
NSFW
The preview photo did not prepare me for this weeks episode.
*unzips*
I actually need to mark this as NSFW (its borderline but you know how the snowflakes are)
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 16:55,
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5/10
A tricky enough thrap.. pesky blue gun
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Terry hoosh, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 17:11,
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Pause button works well.
seemingly
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 18:09,
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Maybe it's an edging video.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 20:35,
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For some reason, the image popped into my mind of Fripp motorboating
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Varmint, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 19:43,
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Like a tufty third boob.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 20:34,
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Ha!
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Varmint, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 21:37,
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Obscure Dylan recording discovered
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 22:53,
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The Invi-Simpsons Instagram account
I made this!
The best invi-Simpsons art, now also on Instagram!.
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Anthonyb3ta70100, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 4:30,
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You xanthophobe
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 8:02,
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Thanks anthonyb3ta7100, I have subscribed to Invisible Simpsons Twitter and Instagram and look forward to signing up to invisible simpsons onlyfans for exclusive invisible erotic content.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 10:08,
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It's very very very very NSFW
this is the cleanest example I could find and I think you will agree its in extremely poor taste.
although having said that, Phowoar....
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 16:51,
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Mods!
Ban this filth.
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Varmint, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 10:33,
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I'll be on the naughty step for sure
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TBL I posted this on, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 14:57,
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keep up the good work, Anthonyb3ta70100
I do not have Twitter, Instagram or OnlyFans but thank the Lord that you let us see your amazing photoshopsmanship on b3ta for free
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 11:25,
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Do you have a tiktoks?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 17:22,
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Every cliff-hanger moment from Trial of a Timelord
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 0:58,
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Mister Valeyard, we've been activated!
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 1:26,
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Fender Factory Tour 1959
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nswcAPvH0P8
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 1:33,
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I like this
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Sherbs, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 11:00,
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do you play the g3tard?
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Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 11:34,
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I do
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Sherbs, Sun 10 Apr 2022, 12:48,
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A horse in Lord of the Rings says 'Benny Hill'
I'm not fucking joking, it says 'Benny Hill' and I'm pure freaking out
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Apr 2022, 15:18,
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I think about this quite a lot
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JauntyArt, Sat 9 Apr 2022, 16:31,
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I can't think about anything else. Horse is a big BH fan I suppose, who would not be.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 9 Apr 2022, 20:44,
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Whoa
Wtf
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Terry hoosh, Sat 9 Apr 2022, 19:35,
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There’s a horse in Harry Potter and the Tedious Sequel that says «Women have cervixes.»
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 9 Apr 2022, 20:14,
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Worse than "Benny Hill"
and that's bad enough
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 9:02,
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Mind firmly boggled, very odd.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 9 Apr 2022, 21:36,
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FUCKING HELL
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 9 Apr 2022, 21:39,
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i've analysed it and you can definitely hear it
tinyurl.com/ydhutst8
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Apr 2022, 23:14,
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I didn't believe you
but now I do
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 16:36,
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