It means we're cunts.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 23:50,
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Surely this is just part of operation 'Save Big Dog?
Even if it isn't, there is about 30% of the population who will like it. The same voters who would vote for a Trumpf.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-61112219
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 0:03,
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I fear it's worse than that...
The timing with the French election worries me.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 0:09,
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Isn't it the French just trying the populist right wing experience out*.
Like so many other places.
Le Pen does sound pretty Vichyous
*totally ignorant of facts
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 1:13,
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The French far right is a lot more firmly established and mainstream than ours.
They are a lot more organised, a lot more powerful, they have been influencing our deranged right wing opportunists for a long time, and clearly we have been influencing them. This kind of disgusting policy empowers racists everywhere.
This Rwanda shit can be used in different ways to upset different audiences, Le Pen can use it to whip up anti-British AND anti-refugee sentiment while also saying we're not going far enough (fascists don't need consistent arguments)...
French people are easily as potentially stupid as British people, so we could be looking at Frexit, too.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 13:56,
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Unfortunately
I think if we had a French style Presidential election, straight votes for individuals rather than parties, Farage would do very well in the first round.
I hope the system makes it look worse than it is, and when it's a two-horse race in the second round she gets battered like last time.
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I hope so too but Macron is less popular in France than Hilary Clinton is in America,
and there's a world war and economic crisis looming....
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 15:46,
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Yes, probably that proportion of people who feel safer with authoritarians.
Poor dears need a firm hand.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 16:52,
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Lol, fucking Rwanda. It's a stroke of genius if they can make it stick.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 15 Apr 2022, 8:00,
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'Humourless medieval bastards' tho...
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 15 Apr 2022, 14:54,
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Israel failed at that trick.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 16:45,
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It’s the nastiest of dead cats
and indicative of the level of concern within Operation Save Big Dog.
Also that we’re run by a bunch of amoral cunts, who will continue to pander to the far right in order to stay in power, without caring where that leads.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 8:15,
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Immigrants should fuck off to Africa, says definitely not racist government.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 8:46,
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On the bright side they're probably creating new jobs, possibly a manifesto commitment that didn't specify which country those jobs would be in
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New human trafficking opportunities, new radicalisation opportunities, it's all happening in dynamic Rwanda.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 17:25,
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Make Slavery Great Again
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 20:37,
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That gull is probably going to harass the shoebills in Rwanda
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 14:44,
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Spider-Man surprise lawyer cameo.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 23:10,
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So the fire really is under control
They weren't lying!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 22:31,
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Ooof.
I'm still trying to figure it out, but there's a reasonable chance it's the largest ship lost in open combat (i.e. not sunk at it's moorings) since the fucking Yamato.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 23:12,
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Smaller.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 15:06,
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She hasn’t sunk, she’s on a special underwater operation.
Shamelessly stolen from the Guardian comments…
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 8:10,
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A major enviornmental catastrophe?
Where is Greta to protest about the oil spill?
Who knows how many sea stars have been squashed?
etc.
What happens instead?
Stamps with the ukrainian soldier showing the finger to the war ship become collector's items.
And LAGR... (US tanker planes) and RRR... (UK tanker planes) from Brize Norton and Mildenhall spill CO2 by flying circles over Poland.
And Turkey and Israel have become the most advanced airfairing nations (i.e. Bayraktar drones...)
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Transparent Ruski bot is transparent
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 23:04,
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2,000 years (between Christ's death and now): EASY.
Just kill 50 sailors on board that ship.
Or ANY young humans ANYWHERE.
Each had 40 years before him.
The bad?
Make 50 mothers heart break forever?
Subtract 150 Mio USD from your GDP?
...
The good?
So much CO2 /methane saved by 50 people not flying on holiday / eating steaks for 40 years?
Earn 50,000 USD as an undertaker?
...
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Yes!
Clearly the only way to save the world is to exterminate all humans, indiscriminately - but if we have to choose, let's starting with sinking an evacuated stricken warship menacing the international waters in a war started by one of the world's great fossil fuel suppliers.
Except when it sunk, it was fucking empty, so no-one died from that.
Or was the unexplained fire the thing you were upset about? The fire that had nothing to do with the brave folk defending their homeland from invasion and genocide?
You can't have it both ways. Either Ukraine sunk your battleship because they're at war with you invading genocidal dicks, or your sailors' incompetence blew up and sunk you flagship.
Dickhead Russian cunts.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 23:16,
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Ha ha
I've started doing kits for the first time in 40 years, god how my eyesight and dexterity have waned, so this is relevant to my interests
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Sun 17 Apr 2022, 10:51,
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Is the tip of his nose meant to be visible?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:32,
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you haven't watched the series through yet, have you?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:37,
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spoiler alert:
'tis a fun watch x
*actual spoiler from episode two: youtu.be/glwhm75GIOw?t=1400
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:01,
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not yet apparently, no - have you?
heard he 'appeared' in several episodes of the simpsons and much like the young ones fifth house mate there is much speculation about what this might actually mean.
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 19:57,
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Can this become a competition on the image board?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:42,
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Nah, it would never catch on.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:10,
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Farewell then, Ron Pember
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 21:45,
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Important issues that the Government should prioritise!
There's a Change.org petition fast approaching 300,000 votes to sack Johnson and Sunak, so good luck to that. However, I did wonder if there was a similar one on the actual Petition Parliament pages. There isn't, but if you go digging right to the back there are some issues that are very important to some people, so much so, they have only 6 votes.
One that caught my eye, with 10 votes, is this very practical idea:
"Require owners register trampolines so they can be traced if it is displaced."
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Varmint, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:09,
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the one about the trampolines
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:55,
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I sent an email
It bounced.
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Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 19:34,
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Review school start times in line with the needs of adolescents.
Funnily enough, was probably started by a teachers’ union.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 20:29,
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There might be some element of truth to that
But there is a lot of evidence that it would improve students' performance e.g. www.newscientist.com/article/2187826-first-direct-evidence-that-later-school-day-really-does-help-teenagers/
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:34,
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Far be it from me to disavow the arguments of New Scientist,
but until we all WFH it’s good preparation for real life. Just how sheltered do these poor little lambs need to be? Never did me any ‘arm, guvnor.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:44,
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I see your point
But it appears that it's specific to younger people, so trying to get them to learn from 8am isn't as effective as starting school later. That said, I guess I could say the same about myself!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 21:40,
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The indulgent pedagogy of the decadent teachers’ unions would certainly have us on the side of the sleepy heads.
Many of our friends in Asia have different views. And get different results. Closer to home, even the lazy frogs, with their constant grèves et manifestations, have the kids in class at 8am.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 0:09,
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Totally nailed it
I hated these shitty cartoons when I were a lad, but these guys have totally got ii right n every way.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:23,
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I'm confused by your post.
Why would people who thought the D&D cartoon was shit want to play a shitty D&D ripoff? What am I missing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:39,
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I'm just knocked out by how well the reproduce everything
The art, the music, the voices. Absolutely nailed it in every way. Just cos I don't particularly like the genre doesn't mean I can't appreciate such an excellent reproduction
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 5:17,
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Finally, something you like.
If only you were this concise about everything you dislike.
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Beautiful
I suspect the hissing isn't hostile, more like the hissing of Manul; seems to be an equivalent to meowing in domestic cats.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 4:28,
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Interestingly, there's still a debate on the capability of big roaring cats with partly ossified hyoid bone like this YouTube specimen to produce true purring
Which reminds me of this Swedish research purring.org
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 5:11,
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Interesting idea, I'm not so sure though.
Many years ago I taught myself to purr for minutes at a time, difficult to get the circular breathing right though. I could get a passable sound both in the throat and upper palate as well as lips/tongue.
It really freaked out some cats.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:22,
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It reminds me of rottweilers.
They often make a snarling sort of sound when they're happy.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 6:22,
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Ie when they're ripping some kid's throat out
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:42,
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Makes for an exciting evening I suppose...
Funker530 link, just in case you're allergic.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 2:32,
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They'll be lucky if it's cops who catch them, pushing cows out of a speeding truck
When I was travelling there years ago a tourist was dragged out of his car by an angry mob and beaten to death for killing a cow in a car accident, easy enough to do as the mooey fuckers drift around like they own the place.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 2:49,
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I did wonder about that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 3:28,
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Jerry the Bellybutton Elf
Whenever we hear Gilbert Gottfried's voice we say 'it's Jerry the Bellybutton Elf'' ...love this episode......
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Wearing it when they ask 'what do you have to say in response?'
You respond, 'Well I don't feel my culture and religion are being respected'
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I'd forgotten about this:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-49708570
"New Zealand: Man brings clown to redundancy meeting"
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Varmint, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 8:51,
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Holy Fuck, is his untimely passing wrong.
NSFW
But Holy Hell, is it erotic.
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Oh what? :(
I just watched his episode of Smiling Friends (he played God, obviously) and he absolutely stole the show.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:35,
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Oh man, that sucks. I was just thinking about Joan Rivers' vagina the other day.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:44,
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Real shame. Pissed off this doesn't even feature on the BBC News website.
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All that build up and all that celebrity back slapping, and I didn't even get the punchline.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:42,
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Not watched this clip, but I assume it's about this
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(film)
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Thanks for that. Glad to see it's not actually meant to be funny
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:52,
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The film's worth seeing, once.
It is interesting to see how a comedians' in-joke where they try to out-gross each other has spanned so many different generations, nationalities and styles of comic.
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Also,
Gottfried having recently been interviewed for the film led directly to his reaching for it when a room full of comics groaned that it was TOO SOON to make a 9/11 joke. Like, really? Have this instead, then. Also explains the can't-believe-he's-doing-this reactions from the comedians, and the totally nonplussed ones from everyone else.
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it's in an in-joke among american comedians dating back a few years, where they compete to make it as filthy as possible when they tell it, the punchline is secondary
though in this clip I wish they'd just played Gottfried's bit from start to finish, and had the commentary before or after
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:56,
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Here you are. Video is shit but that doesn't matter.
When a joke works, it works.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 6:28,
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Only now I realise…
… he’d have made a perfect Ferengi. At least we’ll always have Iago.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:40,
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Oh my fucking god just imagining him in Star Trek
Insufferable in the best possible way.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 14 Apr 2022, 21:15,
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Honestly I had to double-check that he didn’t wear the ears at some point.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 21:41,
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Johnson and Sunak both issued fines. So that's it then, they both have to resign.
LOL in every universe except this one.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 13:59,
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Boris Johnson who was born in New York?
The same New York where several people were shot moments after the news of his fine was announced? I refuse to believe he didn't arrange that. He fucked that up too though. No one died. He'd better hope that Putin bombs the shit out of Ukraine this evening. Or... Could he kill the queen? He must be thinking about it.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:53,
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Chemical nukes, full of HIV and ransomware.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 23:32,
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Liz Truss 4 PM!
Get cheese done!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 14:35,
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She's beginning to sound like Barry White.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:45,
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Ooh, that's one for later...
"Tell me about your cheesy disgust whilst opening your pork markets and instigating nuclear Armageddon...!!!"
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:53,
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It's easter
They are all on holiday. No PMQs.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Tue 12 Apr 2022, 17:05,
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The greased piglet wriggles free again
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 17:20,
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Helped by the Met cops.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 18:29,
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Those shameless nurses and teachers are just as bad
I have it from a reliable source
www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-61085282
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I watched that live. He is such a stupid fucking cunt.
Imagine being represented by him. The shame.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 18:51,
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He looks like a bad parody, and acts like one too.
I seriously couldn't believe he was a real MP till I saw him live in the Commons.
I was sure he was played by Sacha Baron Cohen wearing an Alan Titchmarsh mask.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:32,
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Hope he's pleased with reaching number five in the chart, two Christmases running.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:58,
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'Johnson and Sunak fined after lockdown parties'
Misread that as 'fired' initially. 😢
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 20:41,
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I think Mister Speaker that the great British public would far rather we put all this twaddle and flim-flam behind us, and drew a line under who may or may not have eaten a socially distanced slice of birthday cake!
While the right honorable gentleman opposite spends his time playing politics, this government is delivering proper economic reform, telling a population that already had vaccines and still got ill to have vaccines, ignoring impending nuclear annihilation at the hands of a mental pensioner with nothing to lose, and Getting Brexit Done (cont. PMQs 94)
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:52,
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Camilla: "Tell Woodhouse to take the champers back to the cellar, Charles. I've told you not to trust everything you read on the internet"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 3:00,
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Charles, while holding a length of fishing line, for fishing, fishes. Obviously
Was not available or comment.
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