Face the telescreen
Migrant offenders to be required to use facial recognition 5 times a day for monitoring.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 15:47, Reply)
Complete and utter fucking rotter.
He's not supposed to say it out loud, even though the rest of us know it.
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Varmint, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 14:56,
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I'm really hoping for a win for Truss.
Because she basically told Sturgeon to go fuck herself, and because I fancy her a bit.
It's all irrelevant anyway, as we'll probably be speaking Mandarin by this time next year. Or dead.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 15:13, Reply)
you are just fucking wrong there, swaggo
Maybe stick to shelf stacking in B&Q eh.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 15:42, Reply)
Wrong about what?
Fancying her a bit?
The fact she politely told Sturgeon to fuck off?
That we're a gnat's fart away from seeing Pelosi say something that triggers actual fisticuffs between Taiwan and China?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 15:48, Reply)
I don't think they meant 'wrong' as in 'incorrect'.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 20:04,
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I wish I could rationalise it.
Some people are homosexual. Some people are heterosexual. I suppose I'm just trussexual. It's not a choice.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 20:22, Reply)
Yes
It is definitely wrong to fancy Truss, even a little bit. Dorries would be much filthier.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 21:54,
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Yeah - it does seem wrong
Sometimes people have issues that make them vulnerable. I doin't think that is controversial to say. She feels like she is right on the edge of being able to get into a relationship with someone who just wants to be the smarter person in the relationship. I dunno, it seems unhealthy at best.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 22:52,
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Unfortunately for you, even ghastly little shelf stackers have the vote.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 20:14,
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What? You mean you’re not a card carrying member of the Conservative Party?
I’ve overestimated you.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 20:30,
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Labour just haven't done it for me over the last few years. Soz.
Plus, they don't have Truss.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 21:07, Reply)
OH GOOD
I bought an 18v Dewalt combi drill on offer, had nothing but trouble with it...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 23:46,
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I'm also hoping for Truss
because she is a walking shitshow and will make a pig's ear of everything, shortening the time that the tories are in power.
At a minimum, she will ensure they lose the next election.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 23:12,
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It's quite challenging imagining how it could be worse
But the good old Brits will still vote for them because... Nobody knows anymore
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 14:12,
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Because it was either Boris or Jeremy.
Regardless of how Bojo turned out, we still made the right choice.
(, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 16:05, Reply)
"Regardless of how Bojo turned out"
I take no responsibility when confronted with the shitty reality and consequences of my democratic choices
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 8 Aug 2022, 0:39,
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Doesn't it seem a little odd that there's a building like echo but the video shows him in the open air?
Wouldn't other noise have been picked up?
No fan of either candidate.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 15:27, Reply)
He's using a PA, so two sources of his voice?
Or, is this deep fake.....?
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Varmint, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 15:58,
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I thought the audio also seemed slightly out of synch with the video but given how close the person filming it is then maybe that's the cause
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 17:49, Reply)
Sunak can't even hold a mic correctly
There will be someone turning up the volume and gain on that just so they could hear him.
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Varmint, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 17:55,
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There's probably a building or a wall off camera,
but there are also lots of trees around him that would echo. There's also a constant low rumble, like distant car/aircraft noise and wind.
It all sounds legit to me.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 15:09,
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He didn't actually say that
They've edited the tape.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 19:02,
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Jesus screamwanking Christ look at the state of the fat fuck
and yes - that's one depressing looking wedding.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 12:49,
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RIS?
Why are we looking at your inept singing / dancing?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 13:05,
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I can't get away with being that shit
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 13:25,
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It's Boris.
I only know this as I followed the link as the video was obviously either filmed by a cretin or its been compressed to buggery by bookface or whatever and rehashed.
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 13:57,
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Fuck, is it?
Now you mention it, the inept body language is spot on.
I thought it was some just old pissed up knobend dancing with his grandchild or something.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 17:33,
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My first thought was that we were supposed to be laughing at the posh kid behind the camera
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 18:02, Reply)
JFC
I thought it must have been a pensioner (dancing in a suit that used to fit him in the 1970s) dancing with his granddaughter.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 21:57,
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That's exactly what I thought I was watching too
I thought some old guy had grabbed hold of a bridesmaid, and she desperately picked up a kid to stop being groped by him.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 23:17,
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Sweet Caroline as a first dance?
Are you sure this isn’t a parody?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 13:41,
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I mean, I can't be sure
but you could ask the same thing about his whole time in office, couldn't you?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 13:55,
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I's his wife's name
Third wife that is.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 7 Aug 2022, 11:29,
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Bit tasteless of
Alison Jackson to do her thing with a Jimmy Savile lookalike.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 14:26,
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Yup, depressing
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JyOuM-xVvOI
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 14:36,
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Well if all his lockdown parties were that shit I don’t know what all the fuss was about.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 20:29,
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Theme from Child's Play (2019)
written and performed by Bear McReary
Lovely stuff
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 12:35,
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I loved his Battlestar Galactica stuff
espealliy this cover thingy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTYClyo7jC4
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 13:54,
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Yup - got 'em all
Even after the show turned a bit crap, the music was still awesome.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 19:13,
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I like it all
except the boxing episode.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 23:28,
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John Marco Allegros the Sacred Mushroom and the Cross
Basically the entire religion of Christianity is based on people tripping balls.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 9:35, Reply)
I hear 'snake llama' at first.
NWOT Meanwhile in Wales...
Tesco Clubcard tattoo
m.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9RiRUF21A
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:04,
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So the Incan legends were true
I heard that too
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 6:14,
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I thought that was what he was laughing at
unless he was talking about people who flash their privates at serpents, snake alarmers!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 7:08,
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A Brief Look at Jordan Peterson - SOME MORE NEWS
I know some of you can't stand it, but this one is fairly well done.
"Hi, woke moralists! In today’s episode, we take a look at Jordan Peterson through the lens of Jungian archetypes – just as he would want – and explore some of his other ideas about climate change, gender, marriage, hierarchies, and lobsters. Don’t check the timecode!"
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:45,
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b3ta.com/links/1590480
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:56,
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3hrs just to say JP is a prick
I could have done that in 10 seconds
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$$ ✅, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:46,
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I think it's a worthwhile video
because he has many followers, some of whom may not realise that he's an idiotic, Nazi sympathising, messianic-delusions-having, pseudo-intellectual prick.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 20:56,
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Never thought I'd see the day that I was citing a Guardian article, but:
www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jun/22/what-the-left-gets-wrong-about-jordan-peterson
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:26, Reply)
Pretty shitty article from a pretty shitty newspaper.
'Don't call out Nazis because it encourages more Nazism' and 'he's really not that bad' seems to be the crux of it.
See the last decade's rise of nationalism, exceptionalism, jingoism, isolationism, populism, racism, and actual fascism, for why that approach is complete bollocks.
Fuck Nazis, and if you listen to what he actually tries to say you'd agree that he is that bad.
We are not going to be able to reach radicalised people by pandering to the same irrational fears and delusions pushed upon them by the cunts who exploit them for power and profit. I think we can only show how it's been done to them and let them decide what to do about it. A large part of that is exposing these influential fraudsters.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:10,
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So, you're saying that by actually forgetting about absolute fuckwits like Katie Hopkins, we've actually done her a favour
And what we should really be doing is making sure that these types get as much exposure as possible? Righto then.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:26, Reply)
... No, I think you entirely substituted what I said for something you'd prefer to argue against...
..Which is not a very honest or productive use of your intellect.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:39,
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That's a pretty shitty apologistic article...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:30,
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Does he have many folllowers on here then?
I ask as there only seems to be one person obsessed by him on this board.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:43,
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Dunno, but it's an interesting video that I thought I'd share on b3ta.com/links
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:11,
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If he wasn't controversial those demographics wouldn't follow him.
Apart from being a famous psychologist with cash rolling in, he might be communicating with people who prefer an authoritarian viewpoint (roughly 30% of the population). I don't know a great deal about his videos.
Cheer yourself up with Alex Jones getting caught out, I did
m.youtube.com/watch?v=IC9RiRUF21A
Ahahaha just in
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62427918
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:46,
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I'm less critical of him
i'm in agreement with on him against equating questioning of the proposition that "gender is defined entirely by identity choice" as hate speech, that seem to be gaining increasing currency outside of the more loopy sociology departments, and in some other points as well. I try not let my personal feeling about him , that he's deliberately picking provocative positions to build a profile on the right rather than for academically honest reasons, or a prick a la katie hopkins, stop me judging each of his arguments on its merits. but it can be tough with his smug canadian face
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 2:30,
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3 fucking hours?
Wow, glad I didn't give it even 2 minutes
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:38,
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I've seen him a few times on these panel type shows without seeking him out
My view is that he make some reasonable points, though not necessarily argument winning ones, and some poor points. He's obviously an intelligent guy with an academic teaching background able to articulate his views cogently. Though he does fall back on his psych research when cornered, which is the most pissweak of all the sciences.
My main beef with hm is that they often seem to pair him with these histrionic non-academic doofuses, like some boxer who they set up against chumps. People who seem incapable of countering or even seeing when Peterson makes poor argument, and ones who go too far with their own, which Peterson, being an academic, is able to easily pick off.
Or they have him arguing against some proposition that few people, at least few reasonable people, are making.
So I think he picks easy fights, deliberately so, to build his profile among people who like watching videos with titles that start "peterson detroys...."
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:47,
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saw the first bit of brb's vid, though Im not going to wade through a 2 hour critical analysis of the fucker
some fair examples of "arguing against some proposition that few people, at least few reasonable people, are making". it's not exactly strawmanning, but it's close.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 2:13,
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My view is that he's like Elon Musk
Musk has done some wonderful things with the cars and rockets and so forth, unfortunately he's an utter dick.
Peterson has made some good points and has made more widely known some valid research which runs counter to what is basically an emotion driven agenda almost entirely disconnected from reality.
Unfortunately, he's also an utter dick, can't see when he's glaringly wrong, and when presented with a question he doesn't like the answer to, he'll waffle on about obscure psychological bollocks, or religion, until the time for that question is almost up and, then he'll end by questioning the person who asked the original question as to what they *exactly* mean by using a particular phrase at which point the host moves the discussion on.
Some of his recorded lectures are not bad where he's actually teaching students in some college somewhere, the rest of it is patchy at best.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:37,
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Can you actually quote one his good points in full?
It's all subjective, obviously.
I once heard him argue against the existence of objective reality. The guy is obviously educated beyond his means of understanding.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 13:02,
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Probably
but I'm not going to because I'm not getting drawn into a conversation about him. I've said what I think of him.
Regarding objective reality though, Einstein proved there isn't such a thing, with general relativity. Two observers can view the same event and disagree about the facts of it, and both be right.
I'll talk about physics if you like, I quite like that. Black holes are completely mental.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 23:22,
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Objective reality might not make much sense to us, but it's there.
An observer's subjective perception does not define (or, being charitable, fully define) objective reality. If you don't sense or measure the presence of the lion, it can still eat you, and if you don't know there's no ground beneath your feet, you will still fall down the hole.
There must be an objective reality even if everything we perceive is actually a hologram, a simulation, or the dream of a sleeping dragon or whatever.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 23:52,
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'Objective reality' in the absolute sense is really is dependent on where the observer is etc.
On an individual level, the exact experience of falling down the hole will differ. Yes, they will still fall down the hole, with different results according to which individual falls, size, health, athleticism and many other factors.
Yes, in a simplified way there is an accepted 'objective reality', it's just different for everybody.
In the lion case, it might depend on who is spotted by the lion.
Brian Blessed - the lion covers it's ears and runs.
David Attenborough - lion asks for autograph.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 3:06,
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plenty of physicists claim thersis no objective reality right up to the point you punch them in face
then shit gets real
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 7:51,
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I think you must have mixed up the definitions of subjective and objective in your head.
Objective reality is not different for everybody. What's unique to each observer is their own (subjective) perception.
Objective reality is not dependant on the observations of an ignorant life form that can't even observe or directly measure 99.999...% of their observable patch of universe. A black hole 28 billion light years away (which has no causal relationship with our observable bubble) is not even slightly affected by the musings of a flea.
Your subjective experience of reality has to be a subset of objective reality, that is to say, whatever you experience has a foundation in something greater, consisting of processes and states of being that we don't yet, or cannot understand.
Humans did not know about germs, bacteria, spores, etc, for a very long time. But our ignorance of these micro-organisms did nothing to protect us from them. The dinosaurs presumably knew nothing of asteroids, and their ignorance did not protect them. Our planet 'knows' nothing of gravity or mathematics, yet is bound by them.
Objective truths apply to you even if you are ignorant of them, even if your brain is incapable of acknowledging them, even if you have no brain.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 14:04,
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Peterson has given nothing new to the world
it's just that so many people are so god-awful stupid that they think he is giving them previously unknown views and truths. he is just stating the obvious. but if you are stupid, you think wow omg he is so deep and smart.
this doesn't mean I'm saying Peterson is shit. it is people who are shit.
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 2:29,
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A whistle stop tour of the influences on and of Peau d'Äne (Donkey skin)
It is in French but that shouldn't matter too much.
Peau d'Äne is a French fairy tale that involves a Donkey that shits gold.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 11:35, Reply)
I've got a gold coin that was shitted out by a donkey
It was in Efterling in the Netherlands
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 12:43, Reply)
This is very satisfying to watch
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 9:14,
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Interestingly this parasite can extend the lifespan of its host www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-86182-6#Sec7
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 9:37,
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I read that there Parasite Rex
the arms race between parasite and host is astonishing and the way that a parasite can modify the behaviour and physiology of the host is ... well... one of the creepiest and most fascinating things I've ever read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasite_Rex
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 9:47,
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Yes, it's a great read
Though the Toxoplasma gondii in my brain made me leave a 1 star review on Amazon
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 11:55,
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one bit of interesting research is gastro inflammatory disorders like IBS and crohns have a tiny incidence in poor african countries
they found that intestinal parasites, that are endemic, have an inhibitory effect on gut inflammation, possibly evolved to protect themselves. They've probably been the norm right up to modern sanitation, so that our guts may have evolved to be overly triggered as our parasites would balance it out.
So if you know anyone with ibs, tell them to take a trip to the congo and drink out of rivers.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 1:49,
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I wonder if helminthic therapy would also work for people with irritable brain syndrome
Asking for a friend. FFS
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 12:07,
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Zombie snails
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Go_LIz7kTok
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 12:52,
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great sound effects
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 6 Aug 2022, 1:52,
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How the fuck did he get hold of the hornet?!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 13:32,
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It was probably acting weirdly, what with the big old nasty parasitic infection, and didn't put up much of a fight.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 17:48,
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Not sure I like nature that much.
Though I did find a second instar ladybird with cordyceps infection last week.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:55,
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I think the real question here is:
Why would anyone do anything to help a murder hornet?
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jonbob loves you, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 3:20,
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Maybe he's trying to make friends?
(hiding to nothing, if you ask me)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 9:20,
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I feel that he could have achieved a better outcome
using the heel of his shoe.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 15:33,
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Aww, it's fake!
I was really hoping to see a follow-up where you saw the snake try to consume the van : (
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 10:11, Reply)
Don't you just hate it when you park your van and some cunt puts it up on bricks and wraps a giant inflatable snake around it?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 21:00,
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Not his best album.
Damogen Furies only had a couple of good tracks too. I miss the likes of Theme from Sprite.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 2:42,
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You just reminded me of this...
youtu.be/6BDlkp_eY-A
This was from an ad for sprite.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:20, Reply)
Cheers.
I really liked that series of ads.
ed: Here is another one of my favourites: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hh3gI2NNVM
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jonbob loves you, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:33,
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he has made some fucking brilliant records and some that are bafflingly shit
There, I said it.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 9:54, Reply)
^ This
When he gets it right it's off the scale but often it is bafflingly shit and I want to kick him in the nuts.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:49,
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Saw him live at the Roundhouse last October
Was supposed to be May 2020 but for some reason he had to postpone...
Anyway it was fucking amazing!
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:23, Reply)
A fungus lures male flies to mate with female corpses
"The longer a female fly carcass has lain and rotted, the greater the male’s lust. "
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 21:14,
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Sesquiterpenes sounds rude, and I guess it kind of is.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 23:34,
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Well I need some action it's been a while
Where do I sign up to be a male fly?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 23:19,
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Devo - Space Junk
Was reminded of this early Devo tune by seeing an article on the BBC website about a couple of sizeable chunks of Space X Capsule have been found in SW Australia.
Video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZDCRidVsxc&
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Varmint, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 19:53,
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boingboing.net/2022/08/03/five-headlines-this-week-that-prove-we-are-living-in-a-science-fiction-novel.html
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 20:58,
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Roger Moore as James Bond best lines
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 19:08,
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I liked his "oof!" whenever he got punched in the stomach
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 21:47,
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Fucking shitey Moore cunt.
Unless you want Bond to be a parody of suave spy bollocks, Roger Moore was shit.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 22:45,
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Well someone wrote the script, then a few people approved it. They're at fault. Moore just turned up and vomited out the lines. Unless you're crediting him with taking a brooding plot with gritty dialogue and turning into Carry On Bond, in which case he probably deserves some credit for rewriting?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:34, Reply)
They can change 'stand' to 'patio'
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 21:16,
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Russian Winnie the Pooh
This is as GC as you like, but I don't care because it's ace and it was stuck in my head this morning so I need to stick it in yours too
Also "OMG HOW MANY FUCKING CANDLES?!!"
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LP, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 14:15,
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B3ta pensioner!!!
happy candle day.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 14:47,
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Is the b3ta pension scheme any good?
Is it based on the number of times a b3tan has been called a cunt?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:58,
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Great to know I'll be able to afford heating and a PornHub subscription
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 4 Aug 2022, 19:03,
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20 deliriously happy candles every which way up your bum
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:19,
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Fucking candle overload
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:36,
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I see many candles
Fire station has been informed.
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:37,
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Congratulations on your candles jubilee
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:59,
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The new Batgirl movie is so bad that it will never be released.
Was it a licensing scam like with the 1994 unreleased Fantastic Four?
Seems doubtful as it had Michael Keaton reprising his role of Batman, and some other fairly high profile people involved.
If the decision was based on quality, how come the 2004 Catwoman was released in actual cinemas?
::EDIT::
Some more details about various continuity issues and the change of direction from streaming to cinema here:
www.forbes.com/sites/markhughes/2022/08/02/batgirl-cancelled-by-new-leadership-at-warner-bros-discovery/
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:02,
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From what I read if they don't release it
they can write the whole project off as a tax-loss, which would make more financial sense than releasing it. Must be absofuckinglutely dire.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:06,
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I mean that's all right there in the article, so I'm assuming brb just hasn't read it.
I can think of a few other recent films that I'd rather have been written off as a tax loss as well. Thor 4 springs immediately to mind.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:54,
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Yeah I read that and other articles, so I'm assuming you're just in a bad mood.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 20:17,
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Not sure which is the better news:
"Warner Bros also confirmed that Scoob! Holiday Haunt would be scrapped."
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Varmint, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 14:47,
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I am glad that someone in authority up there sees diminishing value in more streaming content,
even if it's for financial reasons rather than the environmentally destructive and socially divisive reasons that I hate them for.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 15:26,
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"it did not have the “spectacle that audiences have come to expect from DC fare”"
What? A big grey CGI monster surrounded by smoke?
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 16:11,
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My Batman brings all the boys to the yard
b3ta.com/links/1590385
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 19:35,
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Yes I've heard that
That doesn't explain why grown men agonise over them though
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I have a theory that killjoys like you
have had a really rough transition from childhood to adolescent to adult, and you feel some kind of stunted emotional need to sneer at people who can still enjoy childish things.
Some people grow out of needing to feel like a proper adult. Their happiness should not have this negative effect on you. I hope you're okay. x
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 20:26,
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I never got into them, but this one always makes me smile:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=POlaR26dD1Y
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 22:40,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fxPDelW9uk
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 23:03,
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I think you've subconsciously projected Batman's back story onto me there
Which probably undermines your analysis a bit
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bat mother - assumed killed by bruce wayne but was actually looking after gotham city before he was old enough and rich enough to do so
and then robin woke up and it was all but a lucrative dream
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 22:05,
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No, I don't think I did, and I don't think it would even if I had.
I think you were perhaps belittled for holding onto childish things, and you think others should suffer as you did.
Perhaps you thought you could earn kudos by pretending to be mature, but in your immaturity you decided the solution was to belittle others for holding onto childish things. Perhaps that stunted your ability to accept the childish happiness experienced by others. Perhaps you'll never get past this barrier to your emotional development.
Either way, I think asking members of a puerile comedy arts website to grow up is either trolling or betraying a significant lack of self awareness.
And I mean all this is the nicest possible way. x
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 23:18,
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Think of it like breasts.
Made for kids, and yet most adult men (and some adult women) like them too.
Do you like breasts, or are they something you stopped enjoying because you are now an adult?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:44,
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Telling other people to grow up does not have the effect of making you seem like a mature or balanced individual.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0la5DBtOVNI
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 20:19,
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Is strange because a number of films have bombed in the cinemas and yet ultimately turned a profit from DVD sales.
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Boards of Canada - Dayvan Cowboy
Felix Baumgartner version
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 22:56,
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Insert truncheon joke here:
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 22:36,
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seems a bit homophobic
an officer in civvies can put on his football shirt and go to a pub with other supporters, as long as they're not pissed to start their shift. what's wrong with a gay officer partying at a gay nightclub?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 23:40,
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Hard to say with a paywall
I tend to assume that the force doesn't want them stripping off their uniforms. Same rule applies to earning a bit on the side doing hen parties or stag dos.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 0:33,
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they weren't in uniform, that much was clear
the implication was that it if they had to return to police the gay nightclub, as you do, it would somehow be bad if the patrons knew the officer was gay and participated in legal gay community activities there. Again, I'd compare it to our nominal kidderminster FC supporting copper who returns to the pub to police it.
I've been to Heaven a few times with some gay mates, it's pretty mainstream and I'd bet their strip show was tame
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 1:40,
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Well if that's the case this is backward.
Even more so than forbidding gay officers to go to pride parades. One would think the various police forces would want people to see them as being inclusive.
Perhaps this should go to the courts; no employer should be able to dictate what an employee may/may not do while they're not being paid.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 2:43,
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they had a Gay police officers association when I was working for them, though I just googled they'd disbanded years ago
maybe why they're not kicking up a fuss. The Met black police officers association were pretty bolshie. a lot of our vids ended up looking like an episode of Shaft so we couldn't be accused of underrepresenting them
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 3:47,
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No, employers absolutely can, and indeed do, dictate what employees may/may not do in their own time.
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Only if it brings your employer into disrepute
so I guess the officers can go on a jolly to another city and get their kit off THERE, just not in the same area they work in.
Maybe the police could do a jolly exchange scheme?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:12,
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Can't have officers bringing the force into disrepute
*cough-photographing-dead-women-for-teh-lols-cough*
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:07,
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cough-cough-racial profiling-cough-cough-politically compromised agents of the Conservative party-cough
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:18,
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My goodness
if I start on about the Met illegally strip searching children I may cough up a lung...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:24,
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I wonder if they they are going to strip out of their unform after work.
With an added blue oyster style hat.
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