Funny Medic Stereotypes
Because Rohin has been very quiet lately.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 21:51,
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"Naked Tuesdays are not a thing"
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 12:59,
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Louis Cole - Let It Happen
Ample zooming
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 19:52,
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not my favourite of his
But I did discover the sax clown the other day. Pretty sure it's him as it's the same sax and lots of commenteros agree
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly3EJbzRPjc
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 4:34,
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That's their defence against the Pelosi-provoked imminent attack by China?
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Varmint, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 20:25,
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If you had 24 hours with this girl and she couldn't say no, what would you do?
This guy has some ideas.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 16:46,
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Wonderful to see this generation of young women empowering themselves via the medium of Social Media.
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Equality via the backdoor?
Fnnarr Fnnarr
Same goes for the football.
Empowerment of stupidity, shallowness, greed, banality etc.
What they should be really doing is burning the world to hasten a future where every living thing is equally charred and no longer poses a threat to the universe...
...ahh I see, they are. Marvelous. Carry on.
I thought litotes would kill me one day anyway.
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Start a discussion about values, self esteem, self worth.
Go on to societal expectations and what is meant by personal choice in a world of endless persuasion and greed. Talk about reflecting on choices and responsibility.
Go home with my teenage self screaming WTF MAN, YOU DIDN'T EVEN SNOG HER!!! In my head.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 19:14,
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I'd take her to a 2 Unlimited concert
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 23:06,
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I'd keep asking her what was the first Bond filum
"Doctor"
"Doctor who?"
Then if there's any time left we'd go to karaoke and sing Bob Marley's Woman Cry
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 5:01,
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Karaoke would be a washout
No Rehab by Amy Winehouse, or Vanilla's seminal piece No Way No Way
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 Aug 2022, 13:08,
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I feel like I'm missing a lot of background/character information that might help this make any sense.
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Luckily this is the internet
and all you'd have to do is click on the name of the guy that made it and watch even a small selection of his other videos. They're not very long usually.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 0:46,
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Yiffalert
Squirrels with big balls (having lots of fun)
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 9:42,
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Cute
Squirrels again laughing in the face of mass and gravity.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 18:57,
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Animals traversing a fence
I would never miss a grand national if this were true
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Sadly, this lyric version only exists so the Gene Rodenberry could claim half the royalties every time the music was used
- whether the lyrics were used, or not.
Rodenberry wrote the lyrics after Courage had written the theme, so that he could have an extra stream of income.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 9:11,
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Wikipedia says that while that's true, these aren't Roddenberry's lyrics.
Maybe Uhura was trying to get some royalty action too. And they claimed we wouldn't use money in the future!
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How dare you attempt to out-Trekkie me!
I demand satisfaction! Choose your contest: Parisses Squares, Anbo-Jitsu, or Dom-jot?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 11:21,
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Nobody will be satisfied until you...
Take off your shirts and wrestle in the desert like real Federation officers.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 11:55,
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Look around you. Can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 12:03,
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I'm NOT taking my shirt off!
It has to be artfully ripped by the wardrobe department, about halfway through the fight.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 13:30,
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Such spirit. I wager fifteen quatloos that he is untrainable.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 22:42,
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As I say, I only just saw that on Wikipedia.
I looked it up because it was news to me. I'm very disappointed in the philandering cokehead.
Anyway: Strategema, obviously.
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Men from the GPO
The enforcement teams who took down the pirate stations. Could make a film out of this stuff. Also the YouTube site Ringway Manchester is really good.
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The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 8:24,
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His piece on how they 'listened' for radios in the past is good, didn't realise 'radio silence' included the receiver
Once read a book on Operation North Pole by Giskes, all about the Germans hunting for radio transmissions during WW2.
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This series has made a change from his usual videos
passing signal reports from Werneth Low
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 17:30,
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Nicholls voices half the women in this clip
Barret voices the other half.
They were such cheapskates when they made Star Trek: The Animated Series.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 7:49,
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One of the good episodes.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 22:32,
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It's easy for posts to be misinterpreted
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 5:52,
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RIP Uhura, whose name means freedom.
My nan also died today.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 20:53,
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Sorry for your loss
Both now cannot be contacted on any communication channel
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 22:28,
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would
also, uhura
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 23:42,
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That lead down a wikipedia path to alien abduction insurance. How naive I feel not knowing that existed.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 0:41,
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if you didn't know that means they've already done a memory wipe
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 0:45,
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The name Uhura sounds like a klaxon.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KBmvQ9MpnqY
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 18:48,
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One of the most useful French lessons ever
Why is this not taught in schools?
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 20:34,
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So we can blame the French for our irregular spelling?
Germans have it so much easier.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 20:49,
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Germans have 16 different ways of saying "the"
That doesn't make it easy at all.
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Varmint, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 22:22,
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Grammatical gender is indeed silly, though the cases would be easier if we thought the English ones.
But German spelling is very, very regular; if a word is spoken clearly you rarely have any trouble spelling it. E.g I can’t quite remember exactly what “Aktiengesellschaft” means but spelling it is a piece of piss.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 22:37,
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gemans don't leave spaces between words because that would allow someone else to put their towel down
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 0:47,
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Because it will only encourage them
Not once have I ever needed to describe that a monkey was in a tree eating a banana since I left school.
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 21:03,
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I'd sit on a talking bench
if you could guarantee the other person would give out top tips in this style.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 21:04,
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Maids outfit and a bit of tossing if you are into that sort of thing
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TBL I posted this on, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 18:08,
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We've all been saying that for fucking months now.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 20:22,
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The comment section on that is better than the video
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 22:28,
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Jesus
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sun 31 Jul 2022, 18:51,
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unfortunately not
I like how they use the English guy for the devil in Kiss make-up. Always playing the baddies...
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 0:54,
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I struggle to understand how people still believe this stuff, religious or not.
It's like a set for a rubbish metal video.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 1:55,
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it's a huge market, the bible belt in the States
they would have thousands of bible camps that kids get sent off to that might screen this video. To them it probably has a modern feel and gets across the gospel message while being "Down with the kids". To our outside eyes it all looks infantile and exploitative, but cults never seem that way when you're in them. I remember driving through some missouri town with all these christian billboards and thinking that it was basically the Taliban with Walmart
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 5:38,
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also, I have questions
say cheese!
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 12:29,
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Peace was never an option. Goose attacks visiting eagle
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 7:57,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkhLRZt-lI
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 9:12,
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Looks well pleased with itself.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 7:40,
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Nonsense
The animation starting at 2.37 looks like Butters' work.
I can't believe it's not Butters'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 22:56,
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The first few minutes are particularly ridiculous
James Hoffman is awesome!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 8:29,
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I work in a Builder's Merchant. Makita literally struggles to give away these things.
Every year, around the turn of Spring, Makita lets us know that if we buy 'Two pallets of slightly outdated but perfectly good tool that is at end of life' we also get 'pallet of Makita coffee machines FREE OF CHARGE!' or something similar, depending on what their marketing team has been told to shift that time round, and every year we end up with a pallet of coffee machines that we end up flogging for about a tenner each.
I'm convinced that a few years back, somebody at Makita product development thought that these things would be an absolute game changer and pulled the trigger on having tens of thousands of the contraptions manufactured under the belief they'd sell like hot cakes.
Unfortunately, they're completely impractical for site use:
You'll only get about three cups of coffee out of a fully charged 5Ah battery.
It only has the capacity to brew a single cup.
And Makita don't make a 110-18v adapter to allow you to run this thing off the mains.
Most sites that prefer Makita tools will have an absolute fuckload of batteries, but Makita tools are notorious for absolutely chewing through them so nobody in their right mind is going to be using a fresh battery to brew a 7 minute single cup of coffee. If you were able to plug these things into the mains, they'd perhaps have some practicality on site. But, as it stands, they're shite.
That being said, they'd be absolutely brilliant for camping trips/days out/trips to the cinema and stuff on your days off.
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Tbh I doubt they’re made by Makita.
Probably some generic Chinese gadget in a different shell. Take them apart and I expect the innards are the same as the Ryobi one.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 17:33,
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Undoubtedly. The body is that nasty brittle PVC instead of the GRP that Makita traditionally use for their bodies.
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Christ.
There goes another suppressed memory, released back into the winds of recollection.
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British 70s rules.
The flask must have a tartan or beige metal body, internals made of very breakable glass. All plastic parts off-white and capable of imparting a distinctive flavour to whatever is in it.
The flasks were sold at Boots or possibly Woolworth.
Contents must be either tannic tea with the wrong amount of milk or instant coffee.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 22:05,
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I didn't know Makita were known for chewing through batteries
My brushless drill seems to go forever on a single charge to the point I forget it needs recharging!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 6:52,
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My brushless drill also goes forever on a 3Ah battery
but the circular saw chews through a 5Ah in a couple of hours
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 31 Jul 2022, 13:43,
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Yeah, my Combi lasts forever on a 5Ah battery, too.
But like My Name says, start using anything with a bit of grunt (Circular Saw/Mitre Saw/etc) and the you'll learn pretty quickly to keep a second battery on charge!
The batterys will charge significantly faster than you can run them down most of the time, though. So it's not a massive inconvenience, just a midly annoying one.
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I thought Makita chewed through batteries...
Then we had a lot of Milwaukee drills and grinders (ship had to sail, no time to wait for a late delivery, so got what was on the shelves).
Charges slower, chews faster with less force and more noise.
'Orrible.
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I wouldn't take one camping.
Light weight gas stove with small cylinder weighs less and will give more brews. Work well with all the standard toys. Mokka pot, aeropress, cafetiere etc.
If I was that desperate for coffee at work I would go outside and brew up in the car park.
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Marketing bullshit, that's why.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 17:16,
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My hot-desking office only has 5A available on the desk so no kettles,
and the machine coffee is undrinkable.
We went through a spate of these being used around the place before the humourless pricks in HR got involved.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 19:15,
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You could have run a small filter coffee maker off without any issues.
Apart from the humourless pricks in HR.
There's some right wet blankets in my workplace, too. We don't have a 'proper' designated staff canteen/rest area despite being a workplace of well over 50 full-time staff. There are a couple of smaller rooms with tables and chairs dotted around the place, but the one I had adopted recently got converted into an office for our new Industrial Cleaning Department.
I used my initiative, ordered a reception chair from Viking and set up a new hovel in a disused goods elevator in the depths of one of our warehouses. Dark. Secluded. Lovely. I made the fatal mistake of showing it off to a couple of fellow colleagues. The following week the door was sheeted over and an 'OUT OF ORDER - DO NOT USE' sign had been plastered over the barricade. Wankers.
I now have a second fortress of solitude set up in the neighbouring building - a disused industrial bakery - which we also own but have never fully utilised. There's a lovely vacant kitchen up there on the first floor at the end of some sprawling darkened corridors. This one is staying a secret!
Edit: off *5A - fucksake.
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Sounds like a particularly disappointing sandbox game.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 30 Jul 2022, 21:57,
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Perhaps. But getting paid to play it makes it a *slightly* more attractive prospect.
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is there a drill bit to make the froth?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 1 Aug 2022, 2:41,
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James does use a drill-driven bean grinder
which is probably the most fun he has in this film...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Aug 2022, 9:51,
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Hames Joffman trolling at 1:18
Meta Everything.
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 5 Aug 2022, 17:49,
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