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How aerodynamic is your cow?
Yes. It appears I'm in that bit of YouTube again...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 0:47,
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african or european? laden or unladen?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 1:29,
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Are you suggesting domesticated catle migrate?
The Almabtrieb not withstanding, of course.
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unclepills, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 6:04,
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How spherical is it?
And is it in an ideal vacuum?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 1:54,
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There are no aerodynamics
in a vacuum...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 12:12,
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That sounds ideal
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 13:32,
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Well obvs
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 13:35,
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How will they get the green stuff off the cow afterwards?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 4:29,
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Cows face away from the wind
So they’re running the test wrong, it needs to be arse-first
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 9:42,
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Wouldn't it just inflate then?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 20 Sep 2022, 7:56,
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Flying cows
youtu.be/dUVmehDr2fc
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 16:29,
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Flying cows
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GH2Im7_gzgg
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 17:00,
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How well does your toilet flush
More CFD nonsense
youtu.be/e1x9VcHBwRI
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Tue 20 Sep 2022, 15:41,
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Neil Young & Crazy Horse - A Band A Brotherhood A Barn
(Official Documentary)
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 0:16,
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After 15 years of SNP rule there’s much just cause for discontent in bonny wee Scotland.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 23:13,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 23:32,
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And not a single mobile phone in the air recording the moment in glorious portrait.
No surprises there...
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 20:57,
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They were more respectful back then of course.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 21:45,
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Nobody would have dreamed of doing that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 22:22,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwy6gSs-ljA
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 23:40,
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Bet the camera was rubbish tho
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 5:01,
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Some nob heads lifted the sluice gate earlier in the year which drained the lake leading to some very low level ford splash action for a couple of days. This also exposed the birds nesting around the lake to hungry foxes and the like.
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swank, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 13:26,
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I used to work in Rufford Park.
One night the lake disappeared completely, Due to subsidence it had all drained into the mine below. That was back in the day when Nottinghamshire still had a large mining industry. Thanks Thatcher.
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Varmint, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 13:32,
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Must have been a shopping trolley goldmine
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 13:48,
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Still, carbon neutrality would be an unachievable dream with those mucky mines open, so silver linings.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 16:27,
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Climate Neutrality is still an unachievable dream.
Just slightly less unachievable than it previously was.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 22:05,
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Thanks Coleen.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 0:06,
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This word 'ford' I do not think it means what you think it means
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 14:24,
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Quite right, at least one of them is a Volkswagen.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 19:09,
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It's hardly a ford if you can't drive through it, more like a paved river...
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 5:01,
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How about putting up a warning sign?
Anyway, fuck SUV's.
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Mex3 =mememe, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 20:35,
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Derbyshire museum sucks
"When I say I have a vacuum collection, people seem to think I sit in the shop at 3am, stroking them..."
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 10:22,
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I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60 - can you help me with that?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 17:02,
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Normal US television
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:16,
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A great interview
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 15:09,
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better than I expected
Insightful chap
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 7:57,
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Excellent.
Interviewed by Laurie Taylor
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Varmint, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 8:30,
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There's my Doctor
not that chap playing Phillip on Netflix.
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id10ts WTF happened, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 22:39,
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I was more of a Sylvester McCoy fan.
The Happiness Patrol was wonderfully dystopian.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 22:48,
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I missed most of his time being The Doctor
But wasn't he involved with that awful Bertie Bassett character? Maybe seeing only a short clip out of context gave a bad impression, but it was a long time before I wanted to watch it again!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 9:48,
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That was Kandyman!
The Happiness Patrol's executioner. He killed his victims with molten sugar. Good Times.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 17:25,
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Finally something we can agree on!
Back to camera for the long speech, Ace and her bag of nitro-9 beating up daleks with her baseball bat, The Destroyer Of Worlds just kind of standing there gurning, Nicholas Parsons in his best ever acting role, the Gods of RrrrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrRrrrrrrrrrrrragnaRRrrrrrrrrRRrrrrRRrrrrok, the friendly xenomorph, straight blowing, Pex lives, leave the girl, it's the man I want, I'm happy you're glad, I haven't been Merlin yet, rat-kin, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 19:32,
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conversely
jeff goldblum would have made a zesty doctor
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ozof, Mon 19 Sep 2022, 21:58,
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Great fan of Nigel Eaton's, click.
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Varmint, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 16:36,
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Nigel Eaton's what?!
Oh.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 16:43,
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Is that the entertainment laid on in the Manuel Mansion for the big day?
what eccentric lives these internet thousandaires live
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 23:59,
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Respect
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 12:20,
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Disgusting.
Are they Holly & Phil's?
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:31,
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This would go nicely with my hearse exhaust fumes jar NFT
*throws money at screen*
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 16:28,
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.......and
............................it's gone
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 23:48,
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I stood up for 22 hours and all I got was this lousy wristband
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 13:08,
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Used orange wristband only £1,200 buy-it-now
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/204095827540?hash=item2f850f2e54:g:oh4AAOSw4hJjJxON
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 14:45,
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Oops - Post code included
Do you work at the computer repair store, or the massage parlour?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 15:23,
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Laptop repair with happy ending.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 16:22,
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None of them have actually sold.
If you pull up the listings on the eBay app, they're all showing as removed.
Still, a lovely reflection on how utterly cunty society is.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 15:40,
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Is this all just money laundering?
Or do these people only slightly rabidly love the monarchy, so they can't be arsed to show up?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 21:34,
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Nothing ever happens around here
Electrical fire in a (posh) English village
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:52,
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Makes me proud to be British.
"That pole is on fire."
"Oh dear, has anyone dialled 999?"
"Yes."
"That's all right then, let's stand at a safe distance and record this without any further unnecessary commentary."
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jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 5:09,
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"Turn the fusebox off"
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 5:30,
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Unexpected fireworks
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 5:36,
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Reminds me of Swaggy when he sees a black actor in a movie
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 10:50,
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I know, right? Imagine being critical of blackwashing. Surely only a despicable racist would find the practice problematic.

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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 11:27,
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What, a black Ro-land from Grange Hill?
The world's gone mad.
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 11:32,
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Aww was just teasing
I never wash anyway
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:14,
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What specifically are you actually upset about?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:23,
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Virtue signaling.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 15:42,
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Not this again.
So you're signalling the virtue of not signalling virtues because..?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 18:01,
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 18:42,
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Bless, you really tried, didn't you!
Might put this on the fridge.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 19:31,
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I’m waiting for the eskimo Thatcher biopic
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:32,
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OMG Inuit people
*cancels*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 20:47,
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Apparently, it was kinda sorta retrospectively decided that 'Eskimo' wasn't as pejorative as was first thought.
But it had negative connotations for so long that it's staying in the bin.
The name was believed to have originated from 'eaters of raw flesh', but them word people did some more digging and decided it was much more likely to have its origins in 'weavers of snow shoes' which was seen as actually being quite a positive association due to the expertise and skill required in making the footwear.
I'm probably paraphrasing quite a bit, too tired to Bing it, but it was something along those lines. I suspect sticking to Inuit/Yupik is probably the safer bet (assuming you don't mix them up).
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 21:16,
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out of idle curiosity how do you personally self identify yourself?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 23:35,
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Usually by looking in the mirror.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 6:48,
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Thanks man
That’ll come in handy at my next dinner party when I find myself talking to an Eskimo and wondering if I made some faux pas in calling them an eskimo
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 5:07,
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damn that 5g
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 13:27,
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With all the recent talk of Goatse-
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:11,
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you can do what you wanna do in living color
fire marshall bill (let me tell you something, etc.) and all the rest of them
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 9:13,
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Silly tank crew overtake.
Fun in war at 7:13.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:05,
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Might just be me but the video started after the overtaking tank
start about 7m13s worked for me
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 6:20,
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You're right, brain fart on my part.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:44,
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It quite a formal presentation there in a studio for what’s essentially showing some YouTube clips
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 13:54,
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I guess it's because TVP is a Polish Public Service Broadcaster.
Not just for clips, some of which come straight from Telegram and certainly wouldn't be allowed on YT.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 15:15,
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Ah, that explains it
I thought it was some bloke going to an awful lot of trouble for his YouTube channel, but polish public telly is not a huge step up from that
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 18:06,
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An Earful of Zit
(1994)(Audio tape) Intro
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 23:31,
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Organic architecture
Research group documenting traditional architectural methods.
Music quite soothing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:50,
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Excellent, thanks.
That channel gets a sub from me.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 15:22,
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Nice
I always find it soothing watching other people work
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 18 Sep 2022, 13:58,
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Yes, OK we'd like you to take a simple, iconic melody
And fuck it to death. Like, totally fuck it with all the notes.
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colmcq2, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 16:49,
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Yep, that's sacrilege that is.
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 17:28,
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Fo' sure
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:53,
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after about 2 seconds I wanted to kill myself
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 18:38,
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Shocking music abuse
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 19:18,
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It's fine.
Lots of people like this sort of thing.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:07,
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People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.
You can't trust people.
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pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:09,
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Himmler had A Sky Full Of Yellow Stars and Fix Jews on repeat
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 5:54,
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You're being unfair.
It was her first time on I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, and it's hard to sing Kate Bush to the tune of the American national anthem.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 21:07,
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candles!!!
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:03,
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moar candles!!!
(but not 21)
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custard, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:24,
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global warming is getting out of hand
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:34,
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Candules!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 1:31,
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Bloody Hell!
I'm blinded!
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jonbob loves you, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 5:10,
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It's a candle gang bang
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 8:39,
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Burn it down!
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 9:00,
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keep up to good woke cheers
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:28,
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Happy candles!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 19:36,
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Flame on
Festive B3tan Day
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 20:51,
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I am the god of hell fire!
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 8:59,
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Happy epic candleage!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:50,
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lol
Happy Candlemass!
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 2:54,
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bend over there's some candles here for you
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 3:57,
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Wow, candles
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 8:39,
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happy candles m8
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 14:28,
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21 happy flaming candles up your bum
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 17:32,
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Happy candles!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 19:34,
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Happy Feast of St Candleberts Day, Monkeon
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 20:50,
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I liked the song when it came out, cause I've always liked Kate Bush.
I was briefly pleased that it got more attention.
I'm now fucking sick of it, and wish it would fuck off.
It's not her best tune. It was kind of clever, it's kind of catchy - but every other song on that album is better than it. It's as if The Beatles were remembered only for Yellow fucking Submarine.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 22:31,
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YouTube that, ya wanker!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:51,
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He really is a massive Bel!
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Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:22,
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this makes me happy, nauseating creep of a man.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:40,
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Look at this woke bullshit
Can't even do some basic stalking these days. Fucking fumin
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:56,
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Couldn't have happened
to a "nicer" bloke. Twat.
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dogbomb, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 17:20,
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Areet?
Long time no see
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jonbob loves you, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:38,
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Ey up!
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dogbomb, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 4:01,
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Fucking hell man, where have you been? You've been missed.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 0:02,
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My sock was cooked.
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dogbomb, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 4:01,
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What sort of cunt would do that?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 18:18,
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Where the shuddering fuck have you been?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 8:38,
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Still around
Just a lot more lurky. (I stream these days)
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dogbomb, Tue 20 Sep 2022, 10:44,
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o/
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 11:19,
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\o
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dogbomb, Tue 20 Sep 2022, 10:45,
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Good, with his creepy smile.
Should have got another 6 months for wearing that shirt.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 18:33,
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I had never heard of him until now.
What a nasty cunt. Tours with Katy Hopkins, previously employed by Jim Davidson, and arrogant and stupid enough to have represented himself in court.
Looks like he's been punched in the face a lot, which is understandable.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 20:03,
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Just goes to show the power the nonces at the BBC have...
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swank, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 9:37,
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Was he aggressively pitching monkey tennis at them?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 17 Sep 2022, 18:14,
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Left users "wide open"
arf....
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TBL I posted this on, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:08,
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"Ars Technica"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:15,
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Well played that writer.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 18:35,
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