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This is a link post The Time The Place
Chris Morris
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This is a normal post Well well well spotted

(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 7:29, Reply)
This is a link post Ronseal


A Brief Disagreement


(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post another instant classic

(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 6:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey that is amazing

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This is a normal post Superb

(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent

(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Steve Cutts is great...
I particularly like this one of his.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Hilariously bleak and well done.
Might break some sort of record for most copyright holders in a cartoon.
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This is a normal post Pretty fucking awesome

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This is a link post Zombies of Mora Tau
Treasure! Dames! Deepsea diving and Zombies
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I see your zombie film and I raise you...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gexMxZjq27Q
(, Tue 4 Oct 2022, 21:49, Reply)
This is a link post Posting this simply to push that spam off the board
Also difficult wank 3 out of 10

(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, that worked.
Spam is begoneth.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 18:09, Reply)
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If only granny tits begoneth too.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2022, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Feeling a bit concerned about Chesney now
Has anyone checked in on him since this was made?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 12:20, Reply)
This is a link post What happens when unusual laughs reach critical mass?
Awesomeness, that's what.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Good idea!
Edit: Going by the laughter, sexy tiems could result in an RSPCA visit.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 4:41, Reply)
This is a normal post ASMR to the ears
ASMR MRSA
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 6:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The bloke sounds like some kind of sea bird.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 12:58, Reply)
This is a link post Hold my beer

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyable
The Russian school excels in playing the big Russian and some northern romantic repertoire - wonderful mixture of bombast and mysticism, but anything else …
The example posted is like bludgeoning an intricate timepiece with a particularly bloody old soviet hammer.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post As some sort of heathen who doesn't know how it's supposed to go...
I found this as a comparison of what people usually think it should sound like:
Bach - Partita no. 1 in B-flat major BWV 825 - Giga: Netherlands Bach Society
(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo \o/

(, Tue 4 Oct 2022, 10:07, Reply)
This is a link post Storm Ian, 15 ft storm surge Florida
Shit!
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Get in the sea!

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Luckily for Florida
De Santis says this is a 1 in 500 year event.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds reassuring
Until you realise that it's been 600 years since Michael Jackson died, 800 years since the Sopranos was on telly and Fat of the Land is coming up for its 1000 year anniversary.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realise I liked classical music.

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This is a normal post Miami Vase

(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Somewhat ironically:

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post So this pitiful attempt at inlining bits of the youtube
Is the future of web3. Jeez
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Smelly hairy bastard.
The dog is nice though.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm not giving him a view.

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They Are Trying To Delete This


(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine the cunt on coke.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post urgh

(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Been off for a good while.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Stop publicising this bullshit, please.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Have we just found RB's b3ta account?

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Not watching that, it might contain Russell Brand.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunty-wunt...

(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post stop buying into and spreading this shit

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Words of wisdom.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 20:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone once told Maru "You gotta be in it to win it"
Cats are literal minded
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 3:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Autistic cats ftw!

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14 years old, looking going by his youtube channel
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It's just a phase.

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This is a link post BREAKING: A ROYAL JUST DID A TWEET



Hold the front pages!
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 19:21, Reply)
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Let's start by burning books, then.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 19:40, Reply)
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Qué?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Queue?

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 14:10, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8fcyqunOFI
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 18:28, Reply)
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You seem to have accidentally linked to a limmy video there. What did you really mean to post?
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbvWn1EY6g
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 10:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get why grown adults are acting like it's some kind of revelation that social media platforms thrive on misery and conflict.
How have physical newspapers kept going for all these decades/centuries?
Also, children have way more free time than adults, poor impulse control and short attention spans so will continually click through, of course Meta etc are reliant on them. If big tech was genuinely concerned with mental wellbeing they'd whack an 18+ barrier with ID verification in front of all their products.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 19:46, Reply)
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Agreed on all that. I'm not looking forward to my son discovering it.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I die inside a bit every time I see some toddler wandering about clutching a smartphone
Seems like childhood isn't really a thing now
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ^THIS

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a relatively modern invention, supposedly.

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Toddlers?

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Dying

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Childhood.
It's supposedly a thing we did without until two or three hundred years ago according to some over-educated social science types.

Not that women used to give birth to adults, just that we didn't use to fetishise/idealise the concept of childhood as a special time of innocence and wonder, rather we put them to work, and/or sold/married them off asap.

The evidence for this theory is pretty shonky as I recall.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a cause célèbre to distract.
Controversial subjects always attract attention, most mammals pay attention to potential threats to survive. My question is why should we be any different?
It is much easier to blame the media rather than look at what might lead to young people to be depressed, the answers might be far more painful to accept.


Edit: For light relief, Radio 4 is serialising The Exorcist, starting 11pm.
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b03vgxyz
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:44, Reply)
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To be fair, it was more a post about how the beeb seems to think someone posting something on twitter is news, but here we are.

You are right, the media (social or otherwise) aren't entirely to blame and there are much deeper and harder problems to solve. However I don't think they're exactly helping the situation. Quite the opposite. YouTube for example has been trying to force some particularly fringe content on me of late, despite me telling them I don't want it every single time it appears. Nobody seems to be taking responsibility for the societal cost of The Algorithm, despite it clearly having one.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Algorithm is another way of displacing responsibility.
'It isn't our fault (don't sue) it needs a tweak (then we'll blame an underling)" meanwhile the stock is still priced okay, so we're fine.
I watched a few chemistry videos and now it spams me with the sort of chemistry that prompts watch lists.

Maybe the royal worshippers peasants and 'won't you think of the children' worriers will be impressed.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give newpipe a whirl

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmarked, thanks.

(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be signed in when watching YT videos, and delete cookies from Google and YouTube on a daily basis. Works for me.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post The problem with this is that I can't use 'like' as a 'bookmark for later' feature.
I've never really had an issue with the 'suggested videos' feed, because I've never really paid any attention to it. When I find a channel I like (usually through recommendations from other channels I like), I subscribe to it. Whenever I visit YouTube, I go directly to my subscriptions feed and watch any new content from there.

On the occasion that I have stumbled across the suggested/recommended feed, it's only ever been 1) Fucking loads of knock-off versions of channels I've subscribed to, 2) Linus fucking Tech Tips, or 3) Videos that Youtube is pushing due to current cultural/political trends. It's bollocks.

Mind you, YouTube's entire business model is absolute bollocks, so it's not much of a surprise that their recommended feed is curated to suit YouTube far more than it's tailored to fit the user.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bookmark the url in your browser instead, unless you're talking the mobile app.
Yeah, "Recommended" is BS.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Mostly the mobile/TV app, yeah.

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I like saving the stuff I do like and 'watch later' functions.
My memory is too rubbish.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Youtube suggestions have been pretty sane for me lately.
My google news feed is absolutely hatstand though. It's like they're two different companies with two very different ideas of what I'm interested in, yet both are google.

I thiiiink YT suggestions are based on previous likes and 'engagement'. I suspect the news feed is based on card purchases (which explains why I get news that might interest people I've bought presents for, but none of any interest to me).

'Don't Recommend Channel' is the option that works, btw. Seems to chop off a lot of crazy branches for me, anyway.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 22:59, Reply)
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'Don't Recommend Channel' is precisely what I've been using, and every now and again YouTube decides that perhaps I didn't mean it and starts showing me the channels again. I've had to block some upwards of four times now.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Mozilla looked into it
theverge.com/2022/9/20/23356434/youtube-dislike-not-interested-buttons-bad-recommendations-mozilla-report
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 5:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That explains why it keeps trying to get me to watch egregious shitheads
despite repeatedly telling YouTube to fuck right off.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post "Shitheads with millions of views" is all that YT cares about pushing
not sure what buttons I have to press to get "Sidemen" and "MrBeast" to disappear completely
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I very rarely get recommended popular shitheads.
IDK who Sidemen or MrBeast are.

I've heard of the Paul brothers through boxing and wrestling. I'm aware of Poodiepie or whatever he's called through South Park. Beyond that I have no fucking idea who is popular on YT.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 14:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they all belong to this group of people that mainly "react" to other people's videos
but MrBeast does it while simultaneously setting fire to a million dollars each time
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 20:02, Reply)
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That doesn't surprise me one bit.
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This is a normal post Are you the only person using your yt account?
Cos this stuff doesn't happen to mine.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It happens to everyone, the channel owners see it at the point of origin.
Shadiversity did an interesting* video on it a few weeks back.

*your mileage may vary
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not happening to me.
That video seems to be about content creators complaining about their lack of entitled fame and fortune..? CBA to watch it and it might ruin my recommendations.
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I’ll reserve judgement until Harry and Meghan have had their say.

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Tbf, it's pretty impressive that he's tweeting from beyond the purple grave

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This is a normal post This is magnificent.
*click*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes,
worthy of a click
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "Corrupted by weasles"
Did they rip your flesh?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I love his concern.
I don't even live in the UK, and I'm worried.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post . . . that's my soul up there . . .

(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 3:00, Reply)
This is a normal post My friend lived there
She pointed out, with glee, that anyone who comes from there would be a Chorlton-Cum-Hardon.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Learn to spell you fucker
it's WEASEL not WEASLE
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This is a normal post Weezle

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This is a normal post Stoat

(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 14:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No, a stoat is stoatally different
But a weasel is weaselly recognised.
(, Wed 5 Oct 2022, 20:33, Reply)
This is a link post Have your say, Biatch!
Everyone should sign this.
If you don't, it's because you're scared of losing your Ukrainian "au pair".
Sign it, cunts.

Petition: Call an immediate general election to end the chaos of the current government


(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Just in case you're not angry enough
mobile.twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1570832839318605824
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah like fuck would those pricks agree to this

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post They've already dismissed it on the 20th
Essentially saying "You voted for us, it's all your fault, you have to put up with anything else we decide to pull out of our arses until the 5 years are up, fuck you"
(, Sat 1 Oct 2022, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was only the PM that could request a snap election?
Considering the lead in the polls that Labour currently has, I really really don't see Liz doing that, as she'd be effectively handing parliament to Starmer.
Unless, of course, she decided that she's completely out of her depth and wanted to resign. But then we'd end up with Rishi. So, still no GE. And I don't think she's bright enough to make an accurate assessment of her own ability.

If the objective of the petition is just to make a point, then fair play I suppose.

We'll probably be at war with Russia, Pakistan and China well before the planned GE is called anyway, judging by how things are going in Ukraine, so is suspect any talk of an election is largely academic.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post The Conservative Party membership knew that imminent war was possible, and still decided that Truss was the best person for the job.
Actually I don't know who would be worse in that situation - her or Johnson.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Starmer PM
Rishi as chancellor.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds great, sign me up!

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post VoNC with Tory support is a possibility.

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Still wouldn't trigger a GE, though.
I think a VoNC is a possibility, but not until we've received the verdict from the OBR, and even then I think the Tories would be reluctant to vote Liz out. Boris was effectively a VoNC in all but name, voting a second PM out in the same term would be far more damaging to the party's reputation than simply allowing the term to run its course.
If things go south after November, Liz is either going to resign, have some sort of terrible accident, or see out the remaining two years.
Not accounting for possible WW3 on the horizon, I suspect we'll end up with two years of Liz.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post No confidence in the government, not the PM
If they lose the former and can’t form a new government then it’s GE time as far as I know.
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This is a normal post It's hardly the right time for change, and the people of this country would prefer the government just get on with the job
said Boris

over, and over, and over, and over again
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 22:05, Reply)
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Make sure you take time to sign this one lads! It'll definitely be different to all the others that made no fucking difference at all.
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This is a normal post I live in a tory safe seat, it's pointless voting

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This is a normal post Ha. Exactly. All previous politicians are snakes but this next lot will have all the answers....

(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post Knob clouds
You're all thinking the same thing

'Shiny, sparkly object' in James Webb space image


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Complete with space crabs, it would seem...
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This is a link post H-Beams
I usually enjoy manufacturing videos.
But this is on another level for production quality.
Plus subtitles :)
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This is a normal post Glittering in the dark

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This is a normal post I-Beam?

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This is a normal post My Barber has started having this kind of stuff on the TV next to the mirror
In case anyone is not feeling manly as fuck already.
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This is a normal post It's from their classic 2012 album:
toastersnmoose.bandcamp.com
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I genuinely love this
So funky and so surreal.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2022, 7:55, Reply)
This is a normal post cunts

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched less than 30 seconds and yes, I agree

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I just wish I could undo my view, because every view adds up to only encourage these people with their epic mad bantz

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid for even clicking it in the first place with a title like that

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post "We are so non-inconspicuous right now."
Fucking imbecile doesn’t even understand the only language he can speak.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 15:47, Reply)
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oUJ27q0noU
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 20:15, Reply)
This is a link post news you can truss

(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 2:21, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

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