Something something, final thoughts.
TV host Jerry Springer dies aged 79
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 15:33,
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He'll be fine
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjpuEKJ6EvY
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:16,
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theshovel.com.au/2023/04/28/absolute-scenes-heaven-jerry-springer-reveals-jesus-has-two-daddies/
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 13:54,
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He was no Trish
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 0:09,
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Take care of yourselves, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand each other.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 14:53,
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Hawai · Maree oki kaisen : The War At Sea, From Hawaii To Malay (1942) english sub
Effects by Eiji Tsuburaya, creator of Godzilla and Ultraman.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_War_at_Sea_from_Hawaii_to_Malaya
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Skip to about 83mins if you just want to see the Pearl Harbor attack
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nice find
that speech at the 53 minute mark gives an insight into the mindless obedience for the emperor they were angling for
of course, human nature being what it is, it didn't work on everyone. Saw a doco on these midget sub pilots they trained for suicide missions, basically manned torpedos. a fair number of them bottled it, a couple even ditched and surrendered. but a lot of them had the zap successfully put on their heads
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 1:16,
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you may also want to check out "Farewell Rabaul"
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 8:31,
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I know you never comment on my weird and hateful images but please inflate my YouTube channel views
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 18:15,
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Brilliant
and it lasted longer than his other rocket
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:17,
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Does he have a bumper sticker that says
Dog is my co-pilot?
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An Egg ,D, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 21:42,
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Ambient lounge dub cheese
I made this!
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:30,
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Jullie hebben de lekker kaas!
Mucho gusto!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 11:52,
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If this was cheese, it would be Jarlsberg
"Probably the best cheese in the world”
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:18,
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This bodes well, might make a quid on Spotify with this one
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quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 16:56,
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Yes.
This bloke needs to get refunds from his dentist and tanning salon though.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 28 Apr 2023, 14:57,
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sorry if glasscock, hadnt caught it before, and neither did he
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 23:59,
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im now thinking I have seen it before
but you're right, was a prank, the host wasn't in on it though
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 8:35,
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The front cover for Volume 2
has the same subjects in the picture but with slightly different facial expressions. not a lot of people know that.
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Ah, well, not quite, akshally
Volumes 1 & 2 are the 7 inch EP editions, and have the same photo on the cover as each other, whereas the photo shown here is from the 12 inch LP edition, which includes all the material of Volumes 1 & 2, plus some hilarious* additional songs.
* For 1962
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 13:25,
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go easy on him
he's just taken a wrong tern in life
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 1:13,
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Featuring bonus nominative determinism towards the end.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 21:49,
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ah, the old chip-on-the-willy trap
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 1:15,
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How can anyone confuse a Larus argentatus for a Gulosus aristotelis?
Completely different jizz
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 7:08,
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"Rewilding education"
I was searching for something related to actual rewilding - you know, of the re-wolfing, re-beavering kind - and came across this. The level of bullshit is astounding.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 13:50,
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This sort of bullshit tends to happen more in the business world than in education.
Someone obsessed with their job becomes obsessed with another thing (e.g. rewilding) and has the bright idea of mashing them together to make it seem like a fresh new take, but actually they're just going through the standard Dunning-Krueger motions and imposing a repurposed and fundamentally misunderstood technical lexicon on their primary obsession, usually in order to obscure and justify their old prejudices and foibles.
I am constantly amazed at how consultants spin their bullshit, and how idiots are impressed by such obvious nonsense.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 14:05,
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Just teasing, I saw a wall of text and made an incorrect assumption.
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At first I thought they meant "rewilding education" literally
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 14:25,
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Was going to throw it as the screen
- but decided to cut out the wasted process steps, thus maximising throughput and streamlining my learnings delivery pathway.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 16:09,
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Not his bin, of course
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 16:25,
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Sounds like theft to me
Freeloaders, stealing my money out of their bins!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 17:13,
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We might have a chevron going here
Stuff like this makes me get up every day
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 22:08,
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I don't know who that is TBH
Not in a "well I'm so cultured / rarified / lofty" - just real ignorance
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 7:01,
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I love a bit of nominative determinism
www.rewildingeducation.org/jonny-field
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LP, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 16:27,
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If rewilding is bringing back predators like wolves
I shudder to think what educational rewilding would mean. Cloning programs for pervy PE teachers and bullies who flush your head down the bog?
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Greenbat, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 22:57,
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The Royal Society online
Ongoing digitisation project of the amazing Royal Society archives
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 11:21,
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Earth Song
Harry Belafonte didn't like doing television, finding it generally cheapened his art. Jim Henson was a fellow artist he trusted and worked with the Workshop to create these puppets based on traditional African art.
He also sang this song at Henson's funeral.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 1:35,
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Yeah
he was a great human being.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 9:03,
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This went totally over my head when I saw it as a kid
- but it's awesome!
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 9:38,
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THis is a brilliant short doc about the scandal that erupted over Petula Clark touching Belafonte's arm on TV.
Who knew that Pet was such a staunch ally of the good?
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p006zj9f
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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 9:27,
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my brother struggled for years with a harmful moose addiction
he was an elkoholic
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 0:30,
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i bet he always had loose moose aroond the hoos
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simbosan is too tired, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 1:34,
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They got tired of hospital food
b3ta.com/links/Are_you_here_for_elk_tive_surgery
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 6:54,
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energised by the "idea of open sourcing all art and killing copyright" yet still wants 50% of the royalties
Grimes says anyone can use her voice for AI-generated songs
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Presumably there's a long list of things that you'd have to agree not to include in songs
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She "may do copyright takedowns ONLY for rly rly toxic lyrics".
"That's the only rule... [I] don't wanna be responsible for a Nazi anthem unless it's somehow in jest, a la Producers I guess."
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From the album Grimes Against Humanity
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:26,
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Except
"I never saw the producers"
twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/1650583850601291788?cxt=HHwWmICx8YrRhugtAAAA
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I've never watched The Room
yet have a fairly good idea of most of it through clips, video reviews, memes and reading The Disaster Artist.
This is not intended to be a defence of whatever stupid bullshit Grima Wormtongue comes out with.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 14:34,
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It would be cheaper to use a squeaky rubber chicken with tons of reverb
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:45,
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A bit like this?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZzdYqBf8Mc
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Apr 2023, 17:14,
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Grimes is a fucking mentalist. This shouldn't be a shock.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 15:54,
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So, what first attracted you to the deluded stock-tanking billionaire pyromaniac Elon Musk?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 16:32,
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If the answer is "Roko's basilisk", please both go away and never bother anyone else again.
Spoiler: the answer is "Roko's basilisk".
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If Hitman was clinically insane
really, truly , gloriously unhinged.
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 21:43,
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Withnail has gone too far this time.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Apr 2023, 13:18,
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It's official. Britain is now beyond parody
Unicorn Kingdom - GREAT Campaign
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 17:42,
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I get a security warning if I click on the "tech unicorns" link
It says it is unsecure, do not proceed.
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Varmint, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 22:53,
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You couldn't make it up
this government is a complete shambles
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 11:46,
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“We just launched a campaign in… Silicon Valley. Just talking about, you know, our companies what they were doing. A lot of ministers were out there the other week, and it was a huge success, right. And it was called, what was it called?” he said, turning to an aide whom we can only assume would rather have been in Sudan than owning up to a moniker which seemed such a good idea after three glasses of Champagne and a trans-Atlantic flight.
“Yeah, Unicorn Kingdom, right,” Sunak ploughed on. “We just launched a campaign…and we tried doing it in a slightly more funky way this time, but it definitely seems to be working.”
www.theregister.com/2023/04/25/uk_becomes_unicorn_kingdom/
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Kunt has completely sold out.
He was never very funny, but the Viz style profanity was at least mildly amusing. That was pretty much, totally SFW.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 23:28,
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He'll never get in the charts with a name like that, the big silly!
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 11:30,
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I wouldn't say sold out
More a suspension of normal services, presumably so he can slag off the BBC when they won't play / acknowledge one of his SFW songs under a SFW pseudonym.
I can't imagine he'll stay off the Viz-style profanity for too long though, seeing as his idea of SFW involves the words "child molester" and "nonce". I don't think those words have featured in a Number One before (although I suppose I could try asking ChatGPT).
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www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/19691214/7501/
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 20:13,
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www.officialcharts.com/charts/singles-chart/19740714/7501/
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Apr 2023, 20:38,
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Some good research there, TP
Although I was talking about the lyrics, not the actual nonce / child molester.
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There has never been in my lifetime a better time for republicans.
I rather suspect they are going to fuck it up by going down the angry, bitter, ‘string ‘em up’ route. This will get the royals sympathy, which is counter productive to the movement. Kunt is not an asset to the republicans. It really, really isn’t a hard thing to argue against without coming over as chippy and hateful, but those obsessed with it usually are that way. They’ll have more luck killing them with kindness.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 21:14,
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Word.
It's quite incredible just how how spectacularly bad the last few years have gone for the monarchy. They're ruining it for themselves perfectly well on their own.
Kunt reminds me of those Just Stop Oil twats. His wacky antics aren't winning any people over, he's just yelling into an echo chamber with this voice of the people shite.
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I think Charles’ reign will last his lifetime.
William, however, I think may very well be forced to consider the Dutch/Danish model as the only way to survive, and dispense with 80% of the palaces etc as well as cutting the the pomp and ceremony right down. Unless of course the rabid haters run the republican campaign, which may actually save the monarchy.
I had a lot of time for Liz, her children and grandchildren really not so much. I reckon that is a pretty common standpoint.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Apr 2023, 22:16,
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That's pretty much how I feel. By no means a Royalist/Monarchist, but old Lizzie had a certain charisma that the rest are solely lacking.
Plus, she wasn't a complete cunt.
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he should try to effect change the traditional and effective way
by harvesting peoples social media metadata and then targeting them with a well-funded campaign of lies and bullshit bespoke for each profile
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 27 Apr 2023, 7:21,
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That sounds like it might require a bit of talent.
More talent than writing children's songs for adults, that is.
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The guy is a complete parody of himself.
I suspect that he threw a bit of a creative tantrum when Macondo didn't make it big (because, let's be honest, they weren't very good), then spent the next few years thinking "fuckit" and began producing low-effort novelty tracks tailored for the anti-establishment types that would absolutely eat that shit up by the bowlful. He's the musical version of a failed actor re-establishing themselves as a children's entertainer.
He upset that cunt Ladbaby, though. So his career hasn't been a complete failure, I suppose.
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Heroin, Coke and Baaaaaarbiturates.
Lamb and £10,000 of drugs found in car during police search
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