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This is a link post Patti LaBelle at the 1996 National Tree Lighting

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post a classic

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 1:12, Reply)
This is a normal post What a professional!
Really making the best of a terrible situation
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 7 Dec 2023, 0:49, Reply)
This is a link post sunak headline in greek newspaper
you've probably caught this one already, but if like me you're behind the times
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post They've clearly lost their marbles.
sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post alright last week's Have I Got News For You

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, that show never ends
Did they ever express contrition at platforming Boris back in the day? Surely such a self-deprecating bumbling wheeze must be a nice chap, ay viewers?
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I vaguely remember they did address the idea that they were somehow responsible for him becoming PM,
and pointed out how fatuous it was.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 6:32, Reply)
This is a normal post how jolly nice for them to absolve themselves
of course, these shows have no effect as would-be leaders have little interest in public image and exposure, as boris's 4 appearances and hosting slot attest.
I recall how Clinton received no boost from appearing on the arsenio hall show, too, not endearing himself as a likeable sax playing dude to a national audience. it would be fatuous to suggest otherwise
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hislop always gave him a hard time, and Merton wasn’t on side either.
I think it was his first appearance when Hislop skewered him on Darius Guppy. Subsequent appearances didn’t go much better. But, yes, he bumbled through and got laughs. I hardly think they can be blamed for his subsequent elevation though. That’s a bit mental tbh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 22:01, Reply)
This is a normal post again with the black and white
expressing regret at repeatedly platforming the cunt is not saying Hignify is solely responsible for him being PM, and wouldn't have killed them. Boris's trick has always been the affable bumbling self-mocking persona masks some pretty nasty politics
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 1:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Well what are you saying? Should he have been no-platformed?
That they should have expressed regret that subsequently to appearing on the show he turned out not to be the best PM we’ve ever had?
I used to love HIGNFY, I don’t like it or watch it anymore, but I just cannot understand your anger at them. I think it’s misdirected, at best. Hislop has always been hypercritical of Johnson. For years. Since long before his appearance on the show. And he was on the show.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 2:48, Reply)
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"That they should have expressed regret that subsequently to appearing on the show he turned out not to be the best PM we’ve ever had?" --this
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 6 Dec 2023, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post \○/

(Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Now it feels like Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post Generational stupidity
One of those stories that makes you wonder how these people survived long enough to breed.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 6:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Well if it weren't just a practice shell the fella in the article would have never been born in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 7:38, Reply)
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“tests showed it was live with a very small amount of charge”

The full version was designed to fuck up an entire ship. A practice version would be easily capable of fucking up an elderly gardener.

Practice shell or not, picking up ordnance from a firing range is pretty dumb, bashing said ordnance with garden tools knowing its origin spectacularly so.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm. They called it a "missile".
I don't know if anyone here has a strong opinion about whether a missile is always guided or can be a shell like this one.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post A guided missile is so called because it's a missile equipped with a system of guidance.
A missile is generally a self propelled projectile, but it can also be any object thrown or launched with intent to damage a target, e.g. a bullet or a chalkboard rubber.

I feel very strongly about maintaining this ambiguity.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Anyone ambiguous about this strong opinion?
I'd appreciate it if the powers that be made all missiles guided by nature of being missiles so i could be very withering about the inappropriate usage to someone online.
"Oh i think you'll find a rock is very much NOT a mi...", i think nuance and there not actually being a right answer is hugely overrated.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You are entitled to a little ambiguity too,
in that the act of aiming a throw/launch/fire/impulse/whatever is, in a sense, guiding that object to its target.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm ambivalent about nuanced ambiguity.
On the other hand the effective meaning is really what the receiver takes it to be.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post So you completely agree with me
I take it
 (dyllon nice beaver., Tue 5 Dec 2023, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Missiles' are objects propelled through the air so it's fine.
A thrown stone is a missile.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 5 Dec 2023, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post Stupidness
in animated form. I quite liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 1:06, Reply)
This is a link post Harvie Krumpet
A beautiful Australian animated short from 2003 narrated by Geoffrey Rush.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a wonderful short.
Adam Elliott went on to make Mary and Max, a truly wonderful film.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 2:09, Reply)
This is a link post Yahtzee is back.
Personally I’d give RoboCop a “6/10, wait for the sales”.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Bald back on form
doing what he does best
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post nice little doco
I'm never sure why americans are always whining about illegal latin american immigrants
they're the best, wish we had them in Australia. Want someone to cut your grass for 5 bucks? Easy. We had engine trouble travelling through the southwest, and two mexicans in a taco bell carpark in houston with a schoolbag full of tools fixed and tuned our van for 20 bucks. Don't get that in stoke newington
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 1:35, Reply)
This is a link post Sean Bean landing a plane.

(Planearm, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Lucky there was a passenger onboard of the right kaliber

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 17:06, Reply)
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Can't be Sean Bean. He was alive at the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post You should see Danny Trejo's record.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post He can sing?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 20:08, Reply)
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No.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel that add would be a lot funnier
if it wasn't an alcohol free beer.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 23:02, Reply)
This is a link post Solving a Rubrik's cube
in 0.38 seconds
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ai taking our jobs

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it, are they actually moving?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Software company now making puzzle toys?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 8:53, Reply)
This is a link post Space Wars Silliness


(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 20:50, Reply)
This is a link post Inappropriate beehive.

(gijoel, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally appropriate outside the local petrol station.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 21:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if she's had a buzzcut

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
*Something about a honeypot*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2023, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, that'll give her a seven year itch.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful stuff, so much hairspray

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 10:01, Reply)
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www.tubedubber.com/?q=s3IQ5EbTdBQ:rNkgDJpcuwU:0:100:0:0:1
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post God I fucking hate that song

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Tue 5 Dec 2023, 17:49, Reply)
This is a link post The Tesla Cybertruck
Great for supermarket car parks.
(Planearm, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post No wonder Top Gear packed it in.
How can you possibly compete with this?
 (Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?
I never watched Partridge so I just don't get it.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Sort yourself out, mate!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 0:46, Reply)
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Peaky Blinders: The Next Generation leaves a lot to be desired.
 (I helped save b3ta! Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Never have i wanted someone to fall over and break a bone so very badly.

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sun 3 Dec 2023, 16:36, Reply)
This is a link post Singing floof

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That cat is totally not into that.

(Covid69 Boris variant., Sat 2 Dec 2023, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Typical cat
Performing on demand is an anathema to cats
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 11:46, Reply)
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'Oh alright, if you must'
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2023, 18:19, Reply)
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Translation: "Stop clicking your bloody fingers at me. If anyone here is a fucking waiter it's fucking you."
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 4:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Seems this is a thing
And yeah the cats are fine with it, they would bugger off otherwise. These are cats that trust their owners/entertainers/slaves.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkbiyYOwGl0
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 1:19, Reply)
This is a link post These are the droids you're looking for.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY..
 (gijoel, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 4:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool, but...
Imagineering? Who the hell thought of that wanky job description?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s what Disney call their park development/engineering team
Has been since the 80s

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walt_Disney_Imagineering
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTuber copies it in a couple of weeks
- almost, anyway

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHjnWm7hGH8
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post love that video
I didn't understand about 75% of what he was saying or know what he was referring to and his voice is really scratchy to listen to, but it was noneheless fascinating to see it develop
 (sticklebrlcks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, he's not the smoothest presenter
-but his projects are really compelling.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Please don't give them weapons

(I helped save b3ta! d0gbyte, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute,
until you realise that they're actually operated like the droids in Silent Running...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 23:56, Reply)
This is a link post What could possibly go wrong?!
Didn't see this coming, please reassure me it's not happening.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 2 Dec 2023, 3:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The prefect end to 2023

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a war in Ukraine?

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Opening up new pork markets

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 2 Dec 2023, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno, could be perfect
Republicans apparently love a blundering incompetent, spouting nonsense, telling them what to do.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 11th Level MERPer, Sun 3 Dec 2023, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If she really likes it she'll start a church.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 3 Dec 2023, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post The Trussafarians?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 4 Dec 2023, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post In god we Trusst.
Believe Truss will support you.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Dec 2023, 12:50, Reply)
This is a link post If Pantera wrote 'Back in Black'
Ronseal.
(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Fri 1 Dec 2023, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post it's not terrible
but more because it's a good song than the caterwauling
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 1 Dec 2023, 22:39, Reply)
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Ohidunno. Close. A little too much bass for a Pantera track.
 (ohidunno, Fri 1 Dec 2023, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The Kyuss one he does is great.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 2 Dec 2023, 10:30, Reply)

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