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I waved my foot in the garden
I made this!
Here's a song I wrote for Eurovision in 1942
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elliotmason, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 11:15,
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It's good, but it's no roundest pickled egg
Reminded me of Python's "I Bet You They Won't Play This Song on the Radio"
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 12:24,
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Ditto
An entertaining
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beanolabub, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 14:57,
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The one I can't ge out of my head
Is 'Washing up liquid residue'
A lovely song where nothing goes wrong. We need more of that sort of thing these days. Always makes me smile and feel better.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 19:47,
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I want a Wagonwheel now.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 22:22,
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Is this a euphemism?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 21:20,
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Urban dictionary can't seem to agree on a definition. Some of them seem wildly improbable.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wagon%20wheels
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 19:06,
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Yep, that's me
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 21:26,
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I'm pretty sure
I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue have a patent on this kind of stuff.
Nevertheless, very jolly.
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 18:04,
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BRAVO SIR!
wonderful stuff
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crab_bloke), Wed 18 Jun 2025, 15:24,
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Many thankages!
*does a curtsy*
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elliotmason, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 11:16,
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Leaders should always have a parade of the things they like,
so we can judge their taste in a fun format. This one should have featured Hamburgler, Miss World, and the cast of Les Mis.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 21:23,
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Macauley Culkin in drag singing "Relight My Fire" by Take That as Bob Carolgees and Spit the dog perform a fifteen minute magic act.
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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 9:58,
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Might legit want to watch that.
Make it happen, Octo!
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 10:56,
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It was good enough for the Queen gawdblesser

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 13:20,
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Nice for the waxworks to get some air.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 13:57,
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lol
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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 14:06,
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I missed the news that Cliff Richard had become a zombie, presumably it was years ago.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 8:27,
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Eubank had to punch his head clean off iirc
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 9:56,
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magic burlesque
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Jun 2025, 15:51,
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burlesque sex
It's called spit the dog for a reason...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 18:59,
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Swallow the Dog would have been more appropriate in that case.
Yum.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 19:19,
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I was thinking more as an abbreviation of spit roast...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 20:37,
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Technically a puppet wank.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 17 Jun 2025, 0:13,
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[insert name of political figure of your choice here], you mean.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 14:27,
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It's a bit fake
I just watched it up to the really fake bit.
I was there. It is missing about 2 hours of American History. The fuckers deserve a chance,
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An Egg ,D, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 2:37,
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I honestly expected someone to take a pot shot at him that day.
But I suppose even 47 needed a crowd to hide in.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 16:30,
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He was behind a very thick, light bending, screen
It messed up pictures from an angle and got wet when it rained, efforts to clean it had made it worse. It was visible from about a quarter mile away on a cellphone camera.
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An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Jun 2025, 0:30,
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A young Tim Key on Britain's Worst Drivsr
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 21:16,
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He was doing it on purpose, wasn't he?
Little cunt.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:11,
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He did a good interview on the Adam buxton podcast the other day
Sadly this didn't come up
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dyllon nice beaver., Tue 17 Jun 2025, 13:04,
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How to disco dancing
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 18:12,
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I like this!
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 19:53,
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Some nice dancing skills here.
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Sherbs, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 6:04,
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Disco baby sexy baby hot!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 21:18,
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This is proper old school GC, downloaded it as a file from the b3ta newsletter, before youtube was a thing.
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Zuowan, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 21:59,
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Love it
Proper ancient GC, to the extent that my wife of many years and I still call Ix/Cax at each other when we dance.
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timothycrippins, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 22:28,
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I showed it to Finnish friends when I visited in 2007, there was another one too, an Estonian advert for mince from the 70s.
Edit: found it! The description says "Soviet" because I guess the uploader was unable to tell, but this is Estonian - www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LAVk1sHW8
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Zuowan, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 22:36,
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At that time
it was..
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 0:35,
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Yes, obviously I know.
But Estonian is related to Finnish, not Russian, that's the point.
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Zuowan, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 7:55,
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One of the original WOO YAY gifs. I can't find it tho
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 2:44,
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colme/nel
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:59,
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those oldies knew how to boogie
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 9:34,
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Taste The Biscuit (Death Metal Version)
I waited for the keyboard solo.
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Sherbs, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 10:07,
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Adam Curtis Interview
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 12:55,
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His new series, Shifty, hit the iPlayer today:
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/m002d2jv/shifty
Definitely watching it when I get the chance.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 15:16,
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Ooh, ta.
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 22:13,
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Does he explain why he doesn't narrate his films any more?
Shifty follows Traumazone, being text on archive footage. Is it to make sure he has our full attention throughout? Because it's also a little annoying.
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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 23:17,
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Think it would work better with narration
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 21:22,
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24 years old this
God I feel old
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 2:11,
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I can sympathise.
But doesn't he look like a young version of Mehdi Sadaghdar (a.k.a. ElectroBOOM) in the preview picture?
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jonbob loves you, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 2:24,
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Very much this.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 16:38,
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Ah yes, the exact moment that rock music went to absolute shit.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 9:07,
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Y’know, the thing about the singer from Alien Ant Farm,
he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 9:28,
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farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 14:23,
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Hmmm...
I think that might have happened around the Glam and Hair eras.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 16:47,
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All musics sound the same.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 7:57,
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Well...
All musics sound of music, just as all gins taste of gin.
All human music is confined to the human audio frequency range, which is a very narrow slice of the frequencies transmissible through Earth's air, so to that extent all music conforms to a range of common frequencies.
To a species with a differently evolved ear (perhaps with a wider/narrower slice of AF that doesn't fully overlap with ours), all human music may sound very similar. It might sound very different to music composed on a world with a radically different atmospheric composition affecting pitch, and the ways different frequencies propagate/radiate.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 14:53,
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But my main point was that Alvin Stardust and Bon Jovi were worse than Alien Ant Farm.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 15:25,
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I'm not going to bother reading ant of that,
will just say that all modern music jumped the shark when Robert Johnson sold his soul to the Devil.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 23:15,
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Well I'm going to pretend to not read your posts too then.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 14:46,
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You have me wrong, and not for the first time.
I'm genuinely scrolling past that particular wall of text without looking at it.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:34,
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Yes, in 2013.
The first successful attempt since 1976. Quite an achievement for China.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 18:13,
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The 00s always struck me as a bit of a musically vacant decade.
Compared to the distinct identities of the 60s/70s/80s/90s, the 00s feels like a patchwork of pastiche and recycled styles lacking the long-term resonance that defined earlier eras.
I say that as someone who came of age during the the decade.
Maybe Gen Alpha will start referencing Mr Brightside and have 00s nights in 10 years and I'll be proven wrong.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 9:53,
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Some of my colleagues were listening to a Noughties radio station the other day.
Christ, it was shit.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 9:58,
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The word "Noughties" is bad enough.
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Zuowan, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 23:01,
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How can you sat
Have you forgotten, Pink, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift?
I know I’m trying to.
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CoffeeBlackTrashWhite, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 13:17,
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I saw Katy Perry's Glastonbury show a few years back,
it was unexpectedly very good. Everything else about her is maximum cringe (the space flight, the Musk-fangirling, marrying Russell fucking Brand) but she can sing and knows how to put on a show, which is her job.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 23:27,
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Who has time to read a post like this?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 14:46,
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Oh fuck, touched a nerve again then.
NO U TROL ME
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 18:35,
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Managing for this species is vital for its success, but to do so there must be an understanding of the species' characteristics.
It is endemic to a small portion of Tennessee in the Elk River and West Hickory Creek in the Cumberland River drainage. The life span is very short, living up to only 3 years. In many cases the majority of the population does not even reach that age. Most adult males are eaten by birds because of their bright coloration during breeding season.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 16 Jun 2025, 19:01,
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I had a similar experience with Kelis back in the mid '00s at Rock Ness.
Just sort of stumbled into her set, having had no previous interest in her whatsoever. She was bloody brilliant, though.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 16:03,
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I remember Simon Reynolds' book Retromania
arguing something similar, but half his examples just made me realise that what new technology defined the time was access to all music ever, plus people being able to easily make and publish from home. That level of reflection was new. And as quickly as we burnt through things like mashups, they were novel for a while.
The charts did die, however.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 15:23,
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Bring back gas chambers for these cunts and anyone who likes their abysmal music.
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Jun 2025, 13:59,
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I quite like that song
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dyllon nice beaver., Fri 13 Jun 2025, 15:40,
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TO THE GAS CHAMBER WITH YOU
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Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Jun 2025, 16:53,
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As long as you play some nickelback i shan't mind
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dyllon nice beaver., Fri 13 Jun 2025, 18:50,
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Couldn't have put it better myself
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 17:02,
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Inverted mohican guy
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Terry Hoosh #3, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 23:45,
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Spaceballs 2
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 19:41,
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I don’t care if it’s no good, and that spoof as a genre is dead…
… and John Candy is no more
… and Joan Rivers is bereft of life
… and Dick van Patten is pushing up the daisies.
I’ll still watch it. Even if they did forget about Spaceballs: The Animated Series and the two Dune miniseries.
What’s the betting that President Scroob will have been ousted by a certain President Grumpf?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:25,
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I wish I could forget Spaceballs The Animated Series...
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 22:10,
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*Proffers a bottle of Spaceballs: The Mind Bleach*
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jonbob loves you, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 4:16,
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christ
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sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 23:04,
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It was considerate of him to wait until Yentob died to announce this
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 9:06,
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He was born Alan Botney in a maisonette in Droitwich. Aged 18 he reversed his surname and pretended to be Jewish. Trufax.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 14 Jun 2025, 3:57,
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Finally!
I've had Space Balls 2: The Quest for Cash on pre-order since Yoghurt advertised it in the first movie.
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beanolabub, Tue 24 Jun 2025, 13:33,
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🔺 Newport Pyramid 🔺 The Official Tourism Film!🔺
I made this!
Looking for an escape that’s out of this world—but also near Cwmbran?
🧼 Free parking, 🎾 squash & tennis court, 🥙 hummus buffet.
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mertonmuffley, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:12,
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Excellent
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dyllon nice beaver., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:29,
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If only they'd left the leisure centre
Many happy memories of the wave pool and gigs there.
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dyllon nice beaver., Fri 13 Jun 2025, 15:42,
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All levels of excellent chaos :)
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:46,
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Excellent
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 22:31,
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Must have been in a certain state of mind to make this
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 1:40,
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I went for the lager.
I stayed for the decorations.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 9:39,
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Can't find the booking page
anywhere
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strongp, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 9:42,
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I really want to experience this.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 10:54,
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we're working on it!
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mertonmuffley, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 11:32,
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Shut the fuck up and take my fucking money!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Jun 2025, 12:27,
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*shrug*
Stockport has a pyramid that now houses an Indian/Pakistani buffet and banqueting hall...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 2:28,
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Is the car park lit by lights?
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 18 Jun 2025, 8:55,
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Barrabus Crucifixion Scene
starring a solar eclipse
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:58,
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Here's to the fat one from the beach boys
Glasscock and probably newsletter from a decade ago
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 1:22,
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Nice
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Sherbs, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:14,
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The Silence of the Hams.
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An Egg ,D, Tue 17 Jun 2025, 4:20,
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Cops shoot tear gas at Vermin Supreme
Contains a couple of swears.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 23:11,
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Is that the... Duke of Wellington?
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 12:51,
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Well he is lucky they didn't stick the boot in.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 13:31,
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He's the President of America and you will respect his authority.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:26,
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I wonder if any of the troops on Saturday will have bullets in their guns.
Just idle speculation, naturally.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 21:50,
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RIP Brian.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 20:32,
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\m/
I've heard falsetto before, but not strangligato.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 11 Jun 2025, 22:38,
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The bowie/jagger one is also amazing
youtube.com/watch?v=BHkhIjG0DKc
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dyllon nice beaver., Thu 12 Jun 2025, 17:10,
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I remember the first time I ever heard a shred
It was Radiohead, live on Later with Jools. It was a shred of 15 Step, which I hadn't heard yet.
"Challenging, but I dare say I'll warm to it eventually," I thought.
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Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 11:28,
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This will always be funny
I like this Elvis one too.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Jd9AmepgdM
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Sherbs, Sun 15 Jun 2025, 19:33,
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Surf's Up was the one that got me into them
'Til I Die
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:28,
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Reality Matches Pun
In last week's image challenge I rhymed 28 'Years' Later with 'Beers' and now this?
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:00,
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How do we view this without paying?
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:38,
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Open in incognito/private/whatever tab
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The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 15:47,
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Oh yeah.
I are dumb.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 19:18,
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I just open it and accept ads
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Iawn Cont In the Worlds before Monkey, Primal chaos reigned, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 16:36,
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Are you missing an i in your ads?
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 21:40,
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Foxwarren - "Deadhead"
As recc by Paul Heaton on Bluesky
Original link: bsky.app/profile/paulheatonsolo.bsky.social
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 9:25,
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Joe Cappa turns ppl on to the best chill bands like Foxwarren and Delicate Steve.
youtu.be/qVnzn1aB0fk?si=vX5dzfNctibHG4Yi
youtu.be/57vvhrq2SNQ?si=eTgN2bMN8LCNTY-E
~DK
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DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 22:29,
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Danke
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Sat 14 Jun 2025, 22:32,
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Best drum machine ever
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 11 Jun 2025, 0:53,
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I see Mono Neon there =]
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Sherbs, Thu 12 Jun 2025, 20:16,
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Sly Stone with Richard Pryor on drums
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 12:26,
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this is a high quality link
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simbosan is too tired, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 13:18,
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Not exactly Buddy Rich.
I appreciated the live costume change. You don't see much of that these days.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 10 Jun 2025, 18:05,
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Song with great gusto: The Apertures of the Homunculus
NSFW
I made this!
A song and video I made for a Eurovision-style contest. It's about having anatomy in general, and the art of Ithell Colquhoun in particular. Marked 'NSFW' purely because it contains 19th Century drawings of human anatomy, as well as the word 'vagina!'
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An astonishment swithen.uk, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 14:43,
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Gosh!
That was way more creativity and variation than I was expecting in 2 minutes! Very good. I look forward to the 14 minute album version.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 9 Jun 2025, 17:10,
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