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This is a link post This Guy Is My Hero!!
OK, I'm pretty sure this guy has been here before but his 1337 musical hand skills again brought a massive smile to my face and here he's playing the best tune ever created!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Go Jerry!
He has been on here, but not with that! Genius! :)

My fave:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxvOKuLUQ0
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That is
cocking genius! I especially like the bit around 2:05
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 10:21, Reply)
This is a link post Very bizarre site
I've not worked out quite what this is...a game? A set of instructions? A flash thingy about medicine and viruses?

But it's strangely compelling.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what the feck that's about
But it's gorgeous!

How do you always find these oddities?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha!
Now that would be telling....


I just have an eye for odd things...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So do I...
But I find them at the bottom of the garden... And they smell...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Leave
the fairies alone!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *Photos*
*Puts on internet*

Hyeh Hyeh! they're my Faeyries now!!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post A gallery of strange artwork and other oddities by the looks of it.
Very odd.
I like it.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
It is a russian homepage by Oleg Pashenko one of the Art Directors of Art Lebedev (yeah, the guys with the Optimus keyboard www.artlebedev.com/) Its a private art project, just for fun, afaik.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 1:09, Reply)
This is a link post The strangest thread ever seen on a forum
If you looked like a notorious serial killer, would you post a picture of youself asking if others agreed with you? Normal people don't do that sort of thing. His profile seems pretty genuine, so no need to think he's a student being hilarious.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post If someone picked out a post on here or my B3ta profile
And posted it on another forum for whatever reason, that might imply something out of context, I'd be pee'd off.

This isn't something we should be doing on here as it's borderline bullying.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post The world
of parenting forums is rife with that kind of thing.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post have you read any forums?
most of them are full of insane crazy bitches

thats one of the most normal threads ive ever read on a forum..
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 8:48, Reply)
This is a link post B3taday panda fluff!
Big panda: nyom nyom
Baby panda: Achoo
Big panda: WTF?!!!!

Yes its probably GC but I think its lovely. Night all I'm off to watch Hotel Inspector!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I have seen it a hundred times but it still has me in stitches
I am really glad you posted it as I am sad today.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
Don't be sad :) *hugs*

Edit: Is it cos you have lost your strap on and handcuffs?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post What's up?
If you don't mind me askinmg?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Best clip ever!

And don't skulk off, you know Five Life will repeat the Hotel Inspector episode 346 times in the nest 4 weeks!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Been in the newsletter, and been a mini-bandwagon on /board.
But still worth watching!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post Annoyingly addictive card based castle building game
beat the other castle by mastering the power of cards like some medieval Yu-Gi-Oh spikey haired manga twat
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
I have no idea what is going on there....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post theres an instructions bit
Basically the bits on the left hand side of the screen show how much of each resource you get per turn (yellow) with your current resource amount (white).
Each card along the bottom of the screen shows which resource it costs to use in the top left corner and how much of that resouce in the top right
The aim of the game is to build your castle to 100 or destroy your opponents
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *Strokes*

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post again?





pah no way
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Tis true
I've lost the ability of speech again... bugger! You caught me! ;)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
I shall give it another go when no wine has been taken.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to say that
To all the girls...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is exactly the same as an old game called Ants
used to play this for hours...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that is lovely
i could easily play that for hours...
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 9:21, Reply)
This is a link post Little self indulgence on my own part
I'm off to Oxford this weekend to see Deacon Blue, so av a bit :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god are they still going?
Great song!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope so, otherwise saturday's going to be a washout ;)
I keep thinking about that Terminator 3 clip :D
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ?
which one? Have I missed something?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post The Some Mother's Do 'ave 'em!
Bill Bailey?!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah!
Doh sorry being thick. That was so funny! I liked the malibu thing too, Poor old Jennifer Aniston
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sat in a park, shouting at the ducks
Swigging from a bottle of Malibu and clutching a huge potted plant...

That's how I'd like to die :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Good song
but i always preffered Fergus sings the Blues...


Nice clip though, and have fun (wonder if she's stuill fit?)
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 8:19, Reply)
This is a link post McCain meets McCann
A special potato-based message for Kate McCain McCann.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Took a long time to load
but made me laugh out loud. If only there were a suitable acronym for that.....
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post TOLTTLBMMLOL

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!
Thats the one
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Did you do that?!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, you bad, bad man :)

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Daddy or chips?
Maddy or tapas?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Genius
Wonder how long it will take for them to pull it :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post wonderful!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha...
Wonder how long it lasts!
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Its still there now!
That was very lol-some. The cheeky wink from the last potato killed me.
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I just guffawed out loud

(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 1:50, Reply)
This is a link post Its my b3taday and my 2000th * post
So I can offically post what I like. So I have chosen my favourite song in the world on the funniest moment ever on my favourite programme.

So there!

*(actually its my 2001st but like a twat I missed it)

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 2001st is cooler.
I have a habit of doing them in base 2 anyway... I'm not sad... honest (Well, I'd rather not celebrate every thousandth or whatever, 'cos the more posts you get, well, the more all the time you're there fades into one big clump that I don't really want to be reminded of, so much lost productivity... oh dear).

Well, happy b3taday m'darlin', how are you?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what that means
but thanks! Can you work out for me what my daily loss of productivity is in the last year? 365 days, 2000 posts, Given that most links last around 2-3 minutes, finding a good one takes about 10, lurking can take several hours a day.... thats maths I can't even do!

I am fab thanks. I was in a really bad mood having taken 1 hr 30 to get 4 miles home tonight, but I'm fine now
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post How the hell did it take that long?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Princess road.
Clag city, unless you cut through Whalley Range like I used to...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nope the Whalley Range but is fine
From my work to Deansgate took 45 mins..... :(
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Bugger!
Your own car or public transport?!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Car.
bloody car.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Could you not go against the flow
Turn down Blackfriars/Trinity Way and skirt around the main traffic volume?

That's another trick I used to use, but then 7 years have passed since I had to navigate City Centre traffic...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo!
Happy B3taday!
I'm off out now, have a goodun.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
*huggles*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Great link for your B3taday!
Did you get panto tickets?!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post No
No-one will go with me.

*glums*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried
Jonathan King?

Anyway, make Mr t0ria!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post He is surprisingly un-bullyable
god dammit

Will you come with me?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post You paying?!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll donate 90% of my weekly wage
20p.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm still on Invallidity Benefit....
20p?!?!? ...big spender!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post simon amstel,
i really thought putting him in there would destroy the show, but he's taken it his own way and i likes it.

V. Funny, clickage is applicable
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 9:43, Reply)
This is a link post Damned Commies

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn them all.
Coming over here, dangerousing our roads.....
Great link!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Commies?
Southern drivers.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey!
I'm amazed no one died!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:27, Reply)
This is a link post I'm not too sure what's going on here NSFW
I think the woman is on heroin and trying to rob a post box and she is stuck
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I posted this a while back
If I remember rightly, she's a scouse crack addict and she'd just found out that some old lady had just posted her grandson his birthday card with a tenner in it.

Said crack whore decides to retrieve the envelope, but gets stuck in the process.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 23:25, Reply)
This is a link post Kunt and the Gang come up tops NSFW
with their "Euro failure song"

mixes football and rude words ;-)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post damn, i was about to post this...
cracking song!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post lots of gigs coming up as well!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace :)
I've seen these on here before. Lovely!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Helloooooooooooooooooo!



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(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Heelloo!
Happy b3taday, Chuck!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
you make me feel old (in b3ta terms) in comparison :P
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!
Of course you were only 3 when you first came on here :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah it was a hard uprising
but now im immune to pretty much anything
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post We are babes in B3ta terms
And that's how we feel young now... *Unwraps Werthers Original*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post bugger me
im coming up for 5 years!

except i always miss my day cause its around xmas when im not on that much
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray I have been on here a whole year!
and with no lasting ill effects. Except for having developed a really sick sense of humour and and ability to see a cock or a goatse in everything!

Plus post number 2000 coming up....

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(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I made you a b3taday pressie
*Shuffles off to shed like a serial killer*

*Throws on table*

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!
Thats going on my profile. Funny you posted that just as I was posting my link up there..... ^

:)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post carol when i see you on countdown i have to pull my pants down
and put a finger in my brown

song writing at its best

needs eurovision entry
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The only reason
I don't mind living near Basildon. I do believe one of them does The Pink Toothbrush too, I go on the rare occasion I escape.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I live near bas too...
u going to the castlemayne gig?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:34, Reply)
This is a link post Horse Nappies....
Whatever next hehe
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good for your roses, that is
And since a lot of Blackpool B&B owners are serial killers, they like such material to corrupt the DNA evidence.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post good
i fucking hate horses with there shit all over
especially when my old house is on a trek route
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *man cuddles*

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hey i never said anything about cuddles mister!
its not right dammit
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post *Grunts* You'll nevar geddaway!
*Clutches tighter*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:30, Reply)
This is a link post There's a few Scroobius fans here
...and this doesn't seem to have been posted before

...and the subject matter seems fitting for some of the debates that kick off here

So...enjoy!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
Hello from a Scroobius fan!

*edit*

He did two sets at Latitude this year. Him and Dan le Sac in the afternoon, and then he did one on his own late at night in the poety tent. Letter From God pretty much made my day (made my weekend, in fact!)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post saw them at Reading fest
earlier this year.

Was damn good!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yay, thank you! 'Thou Shalt Always Kill' is still my favourite of theirs, but this is ace.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post scroobius for teh win
still its all about beat that my heart skipped
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post RussInLondon
I much prefer the stuff he does with Dan Le Sac, because it's a bit closer to rap. His solo spoken word stuff is....spoken word....and npt the kind of stuff I'd listen to on the bus.

but his Scroob vs. le sac stuff is brill.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely awesome
I think i might prefer this to "thou shalt kill", but its a close call
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 21:13, Reply)
This is a link post RAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Prodigy - Everybody in the place)
AHHHHH the 90's
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post i heard this last night
followed by pendulum...that was a good night :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I (may) be seeing Infected Mushroom on Saturday
I know they're a very different thing, but maybe you've heard of them...

Where the hell did you go for your good night, eh? It wasn't mine, which makes a change.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love old Prodigy stuff

(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 6:52, Reply)
This is a link post More Bloons!
Tower defence game - bloons style!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Tower Defence games are evil....
I've spent entire days playing some :(

Cheeseeeeee!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!
This is a good one too.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It is :)
There's one which has combos between towers and complex level ups... I daren't speak it's name!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh go on!
Have you played that Budapest one?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup!
Crap! I'm playing now!

www.kongregate.com/games/gaby/onslaught2

It does look like a run of the mill TD, but if you position like towers next to each other and level them up....

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I've played that
but on a different link.

I've never seen time go so quickly!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
Time Days
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Black Holes ftw...
have juggled weapons, and sold them, and once you get black holes, you're unstoppable - I gave up after level 1000, I just let it run in the background, and it kept slowing my machine up

/has been there too, solider. Also struggling with the impossible mode on desktop tower defense 1.5
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post *Waves bloodied hand"

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a newer version... with
three levels of hardness... difficult! (in a good way)
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 0:28, Reply)
This is a link post Hoodies losing their heads...
another ASBO goes to waste...
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post not really asbos
just being bored with £3000 worth of software in front of you

ive been there
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I have also been in a similar position, fellow blackburnian
got me an A though!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Fab :)
Viral?
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG Fake!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post advert for......
Blacksite: Area 51 perhaps? (video game)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 20:53, Reply)
This is a link post Mitchell and Webb on the BBC's Have Your Say
Absolutely dead on, I think.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post 'twas ever thus'

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
I didn't know there was a third series of this.
I'll have to hunt it down.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post This is from their radio show
R4, 11pm tonight. Last week's (which you can just about listen to again here: www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/progs/listenagain.shtml#t ) had a particularly great bit 20 minutes in.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I am doing so right this minute.

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace :)
I love their radio stuff.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post im having a 'mare!

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this "man love" you spoke of?!
*Is careful where he sticks his Bender next time*
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post man love
like love only not gay :) like a man hug where u pat on the back
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post And cuddle?

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Their radio stuff is
sooooooooo much better than the telly sketch show (though peep show is ace)
(, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 8:29, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Dedicoat does creep I made this!
I've been playing with text to speech software at work and one of the voices sounds a bit like Alan "The Voice of the Balls" Dedicoat from radio 2.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, Dedlioke :)
nice one, Doctor!
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha
best bit "oh oh oh" and "run run running out"
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf! Fantastic!
I like the way "he" says "Fucken'" rather than "Fucking" :D

Is that what text to speech software is like now? I thought it wasn't much beyond Stephen Hawking's device for some reason.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It's something called Claroread
I've spent most of the day making it swear.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post More
Please :)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post There will be

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:17, Reply)
This is a normal post that's inspired!
:)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:07, Reply)
This is a link post The Bummies
Sorry i was trying out a googledance and out came bumhole and hence this site ..

i shall now retire back to my current project
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
"Hi, I'm Bernie. I'm a vegan and have been for years, so as you can imagine I ming of veg and lentils! Yummy! I like reading, writing poetry and scratching my arse... a lot."

Nice.
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 15:19, Reply)

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