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This is a link post IKEA furniture names explained
ronseal
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly I
did read that on wiki.
Am most pleased to find Ikea deliver to my house now. My husband need never have to be dragged round there again.
 (I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:45, Reply)
This is a link post Modern Toss - Customer Service
Sorry about the quality, but I miss Modern Toss so much :(
(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Its back this month
no date yet. Meanwhile...

www.moderntoss.com/moviemenu.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post YES.

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Great. Will it still be on on Channel 4?
 (5347, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:12, Reply)
This is a link post The Power of Christ Compels You, Father Ted I made this!
The trailer for Exorcist recut with scenes from father Ted.

Suggested by a remark from Mighty Nimbus yesterday... cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post that is chuffin' ace :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Careful now!
I'm in 100% agreement with TGA upthere, fantastico
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking ace

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post you made this in a day?
you get an almighty woo from me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
ACES!
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Han Solo destroys WTC
Ok I know it's not tinfoil hat tuesday but this is the best WTC conspiracy I've seen yet, it involves a solitary twin tower, a french tv news show and han solo and most importantly at under two minutes it's VERY SHORT

also, slightly related: Benny hill music makes anything funny
www.youtube.com/watch?v=De1wNLEGQ30
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(__, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:58, Reply)
This is a link post Poor injured little guy
hope not GC, don't care if it is.
poor little kitten badly injured. i hope he/she got better :'(

::edit::
he has a blog, kitten is getting better it seems
ngothyeaun.blogspot.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps
he should have taken it to the vet instead of filming it's suffering and putting it on the internet.

I am now both angry and sad
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post [does it make you more or less "angry & sad" than
the news showing people being massacred in Dafur, for example? That's usually the best way to spot sociopathic behaviour, spotting you have a belief that animal suffering is as bad, if not worse than, human suffering.

...just sayin' you know ;?) ]
 (DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Enrobing everything
in square brackets is the second indication.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?
If someone posted Dafur massacares on youtube it would probably illicit a similar response
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post watch other videos, and read the blog, he has been taking it to the vet every day for months
it is now better! and have movements in his legs!

at the time of that video the cat had been to the vet, and was now in his new owners care
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post \o/
happy again
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post honestly you silly...
...where did you think the tiny kitten-sized nappy had come from?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Reminds me of the paedophile's dog in family guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:23, Reply)
This is a link post The Katzenklavier
A Cat Piano or Katzenklavier (German) is a hypothetical musical instrument consisting of a line of cats fixed in place with their tails stretched out underneath a keyboard. Nails would be placed under the keys, causing the cats to cry out in pain when a key was pressed. The cats would be arranged according to the natural tone of their voices.


In your face cat lovers...



Dogs 1 - Cats 0
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post twatspanner
*ignores*
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ignores?
oh noes, I won't be able to sleep tonight...

I think you may have missed the key word in this - 'hypothetical'
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrgh.
Oh my lord I must also say that I am going to ignore you because you showed me a hypothetical instrument which in some way makes my head hurt.
Aaaargh.
*doesn't ignore because single brain cell has focused on some shiny tin foil*
 (Merrick I cure cats with hammers, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Great link!
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:41, Reply)
This is a link post Warning, Wii Playing may end up getting humped by the dog...
Ooooerrr..

Some small lad gets (literally) buggered for playing on his Wii and not paying attention to his dog.
 (Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Possibly the most descriptive URL ever...
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, that's brilliant
The fact that the kid keeps on playing whilst being abused by the dog is the best bit
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave the Mighty, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:26, Reply)
This is a link post At first glance, a nice site about his pond/garden
and the quest for Newts. Pissed myself reading the rest. Possibly mildy NSFW language but no naughtiness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Sheer brilliance!
Love it

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It gets better the more you read.
I just found the "about me" page heh hee
 (I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah!

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great.
I wish I had a garden so I could put warnings through my neighbours door stating "Garden wank sunday" too :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:20, Reply)
This is a link post new way to scor
a pretty cool way to "get in there" and get the girl as the video say.. also pretty funny way to get the drink :)
 (bearhunter, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:52, Reply)
This is a link post Woman dragged over snow by car
It's only the first 25s that are interesting really, but pretty scary. Though she's unhurt the screams as she expects to be killed are quite chilling.

I don't think the baby that features later in the video was involved in the dragging.
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Those darn Polish
Trying to put our good snow plows out of a job.

Good to see they're not up to the task!

/coat
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not Poland.

(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post to quote another b3tan
"Plough more snow woman!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Ace Reply ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 16:00, Reply)
This is a link post DJ sets for downloady.
I know I posted it once before, but I've added a few mixes. All gravy. Kruder and Dorfmeister D&B or house to assorted trancey and breaks stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post cheers for this
this page is well and truly going to fuck my bandwidth :P
 (I helped save b3ta! m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:21, Reply)
This is a link post Infuriating game.
Very simple, keep hold of the red square while some blue ones move around it. Avoid the sides of the game as well as the blue squares for as long as possible.

My highest - 17.458

Sorry if it's GC, I'm not sure how to check to see if it's already been posted.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post 22.748 seconds
For my 1st try
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post God,
that's annoying.

*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 25.093
Woo hoo!
 (I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:00, Reply)
This is a link post FLUFF TIEM with 'Dubstep Squirrel'

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post aww
I want one
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:42, Reply)
This is a link post Fred Lowery remixed I made this!
Some time last year, Duke of Prunes posted a link to this chap's guide to whistling. I've done stuff to it.
Get Flash player to hear the audio
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post splendid stuff
i only wish i owned an mp3player i pod thing, then i could play this on the way to work.
may also have to get a proper job too.

i demand more of this, about 10 more min's should do it.

*click
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post totally brill.
and sounds like someone raped a clanger.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That was me
in my Iron Chicken outfit.
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post that's great :)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely does it
I do like these sorts of mashups; old style teaching with funky tunage
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Very cool.
Indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post bravo!
hooray!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
that's grand!
 (I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post We all die in 2012
But not if follow the advise of Patrick Gereyl
 (tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
just more new age b*llshit that jumps on the 2012 bandwagon ( due to the the planetary alignment, Mayan calender (which ends 21st dec 2012 etc) - what they don't explain is religions are full of 'end of ages' which are just astro theological terms

such as when the age of Pisces ends (christ) and ushers in the age of Aquarius - alot of fundamentalist christians have taken this as the end times when in fact it is only a change in the astrological sign the sun is housed in for the next 2100 years

it's why in the bible christ says look for the man with the water pitcher

Luke 22:10
"And He said to them, "When you have entered the city, a man will meet you carrying a pitcher of water; follow him into the house that he enters."

this was the metaphor for the house of pisces (christ) moving into the house of Aquarius (man with water pitcher)

it's also why Moses was associated with the ram - as the preceding 2100 years the sun was housed in Aries - and also incidently why the Jewish religion uses the Rams horn and its believed by some the reason why Michelangelo's statue of Moses has horns:


also in the old testament when moses (the ram) came down and destroyed the false idols of the golden calf (taurus) he was destroying the previous house the sun was housed in , Taurus, and ushering in teh new age - Aries - and so on...

the Vatican has always known the Bible is just metaphor for astro theology and has about as much historical fact in it as an episode of Hollyoaks (and less believable characters)


we'll be seeing alot more of this over the next 4 years (2012 end times books that is, not Hollyoaks)

conversely maybe the people that are building these seed arks near the Arc­tic that were in the news recently of every species on earth know something we don't?

and let's not forget The $10m bunker Tom Cruise has built - it'd be a scary prospect if TomKat were the new adam and eve
 (The Goat www.cuttingthroughthematrix.com, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post What a numptyhead
In 2012, I'm going to find where his anti magnetic, survival shelter is, and reverse his polarity. Right into a fucking blender.

That way his theory about fiery, painful death in the year 2012 can be realised, but only for him
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post according to Mother Shipton
only @ 1/3 of us will die
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame
that fucking olympic logo
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post what utter, utter, bollocks
why do people spend time researching this bullshit? They're obviously educated. And there's no denying that the research into the history of "ancient knowledge" is useful from an anthropological point of view. But to present it with any regard as an alternative to contemporary physics research is complete cock. Unfortunately, there are lots of people who will lap this crap up.

And as a side note, in 2012, the earth will revert to it's "flat" state, and the sun will revolve around us again. :S
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post US Car Ads
This has a lot of views on You Tube but I've never seen it here.

There are quite a few ads for the same company in the same vein.
(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:25, Reply)
This is a link post carlesberg squirrel viral ad
squirrel football, well i think it's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13, Reply)
This is a normal post im glad they used one of squirrels to animate
not one of those horrible ugly rat infested american bastard squirrels that are wiping out our beautiful squiggles!

/rant
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post animate?
you fool it's real, they can do that, fact.
 (I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post im getting one then!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehehe

(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck is Carlsberg Sport?
Something that tastes rank but doesn't have any alcohol in it?
 (I helped save b3ta! krang, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:04, Reply)
This is a link post Pandora radio to be switched off for UK users
Can anyone tell me a way to get around it. Would using a proxy server work? Pandora is one of the gems of the internet, its a real shame.
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post here's your chance!!!
leave for Australia tomorrow!
you know its your destiny!

:D

I'd say google will be providing answers over the next few days! good luck...
 (I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post im no expert
but couldnt you just use a proxy?
 (A Hospital Carpark, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what I'm thinking
I hope its that simple
 (negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post i had an e mail from them yesterday
telling me i was going to be cut off,
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post The Fouricci Sequence in Action at comedy NSFW I made this!
it's not as riotously funny as some comics can be, but we liked it and had fun there.
(Dangermouse., Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL SPUNK OVEN
/that was me :(
 (I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post thats a low one...
....tempting B3tans with kittens. Shame on you spam-boy
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Mr Lurker
spamming us with pap. Nice attempt but.... no.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 10:36, Reply)

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