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I spent way too much time reading this.
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:19,
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the one about Zuckerberg and facebook is great!
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:59,
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Nonono
as my friends and I call it, 'Facebook, the Address book for Jews.'
And on that note, the wedding, how went it?
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true
it is horribly full of cringy Jewish facebook groups by American teens, and I have been stalked by some very very odd people (like many b3tans I have a traveling circus)
The wedding was lovely! It was...a bit of a blur, the photographer was annoying and I kept on wishing I was behind the camera m'self - all my different spheres of friends got to meet each other, including techno-raver-compsci-students, religious college freshers from New Jersey, tree climbing friends and my old physics teach which was lovely, I got to dance around in a lab coat over my wedding dress while I got fanned with huge swirly paper lollipops and halfway through Ben Ofoedu decided to live up to his stereotype and get up on stage to sing 'Turn Around' which confused NewMrSquared's rabbi...
in other words, eclectic. Tbh everyone else was far more fussed about the wedding than I was, I just wanted to get on with the being married part - which is fantastic and wonderfully normal. I now know how to deal with a mother in law who wants to work with you on making your own chuppah - she was so ridiculously excited, she wanted to put beads and baubles and bells and lace and live kittens and magical disemboweled unicorns all over it. Unfortunately, when she started beading it looked like...well...very shiny maggots had infested it... (ramble over, phew!)
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 23:36,
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I love
"Mr Ahmadinejad is weirdly attractive"
It's funny cos it's true.
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Jango
Dunno if this site's been posted before, but I like it. It's sort of an online jukebox. Check out mine if you want and see if you want one too :D
www.jango.com/users/167509;edit?l=0
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:17,
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PCR (Polymerase chain reaction) The Song!!
From Wikipedia - "The polymerase chain reaction (PCR) is a technique widely used in molecular biology. It derives its name from one of its key components, a DNA polymerase used to amplify (i.e., replicate) a piece of DNA by in vitro enzymatic replication."
....Or just listen to the song, and watch the video. Geeks and lovers of cheesy music will feel moist. :)
Technically this is spam, it's an advert for thermal cyclers
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 19:52,
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I did some PCR recently, it didn't work
apparantly, my DNA wasn't 'clean' enough!
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unclean?
did they give you a bell? :)
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:48,
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Yes they did
it was rubbish though, everybody thought I was selling something and gathered around.
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That is fantastic!
/buys a 1000-Series Thermal Cycler
What were you looking for when you found that? Are you branching out from music to DNA science?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:04,
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I saw it on Ben Goldacre's badscience forum
I'm a sometimes poster and frequent viewer over there. I thought that it would have a wide enough appeal for /links :)
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masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:44,
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fantastic link :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 19:53,
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Very pretty
but its more of a kaliedoscope than a spiragraph.
I used to love spiragraph. I miss it.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 19:55,
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ebay has loads of 'em going for between £10 and £20
/been tempted myself recently :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:00,
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Ooh
I'll have a look.
Didn't you always find that the wheel slipped though ruining your carefully constructed artwork?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:06,
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always, but did it stop me?
yes, frequently, in floods of tears
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:55,
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quite.
this isn't anything like spiragraph. it's certainly more of a kalaiedoscope. Spirahraph wasn't based on rotational symmetary, just the gradual exponential expansion of circular form. So this really isn't like spiragraph at all.
Very cool link though - can't believe the amazing pics people have taken the time to produce!
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spacehog, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 2:46,
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There's always one.
(and you've got inverted pubes)
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:04,
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WOW
I am humbled!
Win AR!
Edit: Just been told my lack of colour awareness was a heavy disadvantage
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:07,
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disgust quiz
I wouldn't recommend looking at this if you are eating.
But it is quite interesting.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:55, Reply)
Yep
some of that is quite disgusting. But a lot of it wouldn't bother me at all.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 19:56,
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Extending Album Art?
Wish I'd been sent this link before the image challenge. Some of these are *genius*!
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Collatallie Sisters, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:43,
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genius
the facebook group it links to is great as well
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m-a-t-t -- formerly mini hasn't been on here for EVER!, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:48,
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They're ace!
Wonder if the artist formerly known as Twatface will sue?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:58,
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also
www.flickr.com/groups/lp_portraits/
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 10:31,
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Alex Jones secret film of 'Bohemian Grove'. (Edited version)
If I'd watched this years ago without knowing who Alex Jones is I would have written this off as a staged show. The 'Bohemian Club' is a fact.
Unedited tape of 'Cremation Of Care' ritual secretly filmed by Alex Jones - Part 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZD3WT3Vqa8
Part 2 - Very disturbing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrZ1B38TH6k&feature=related
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:37,
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It's definately friday
that's cool though. Friday is my official state birthday.
If so many famous/influential people are there, why aren't they on the video?
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I've known a few "Grovers" . . .
Most can't dance . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:22,
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Silly Valin
;)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 21:33,
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My first Link: Or Why Scientology Is Weird
It might not be up for long, but this is Tom Cruise (for NINE MINUTES) making no sense at all.
It's for an award he won from the Scientologists.
My verdict: Weird.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 17:01,
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did anyone tell him he was doing an acting job in magnolia?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:02,
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The story of Tom Cruise; Scientologists.
Has only just begun.
What a crock!
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I watched this earlier today.
He's clearly quite mad.
This version has now been deleted.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 22:48,
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This is what the last 10 minutes of work feels like
well actually it';s a water baloon being burst at supposadly x80 slow down but these last 1`0 mins of work are taking forever!
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 16:57,
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Why oh Why oh Why?
is YouTube going slower than a snail in a salt Top hat today.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 17:00,
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try being on AOL
it's a problem all the time
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:08,
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VAN HELSING - the Hammer Version
I made this!
2004 uber-dud Van Helsing, redone as it should be - with Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee.
Far more entertaing that Hugh Jackman and $150 million of CGI could ever be.
I don't even miss Kate Beckinsale, with all these Hammer beauties floating around.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:02,
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that's awesome
you have a fine talent with these, sir
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:07,
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Cheers mate.
It helps I've got naff all on at work at the moment.
Movie maker is really starting to do my nut in tho...
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:11,
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I wouldn't even know where to begin with all that sort of malarkey, as much as I'd like to
often had ideas for doing such things, but not the technical know-how to do it,
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:12,
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Nicely Done!
I like 'classic*' horrors on the whole and Van Helsing was dire!
Hammer i like though!
*Vampires, wearwolves etc
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Random Image Yes, yes, I'll speak to you on Monday, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:15,
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The Devil Rides Out for the win every time
Christopher Lee playing a good guy, and Charles Gray - great film :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:17,
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that was very pleasing!
does it work the other way round I wonder?
ie. Hammer soundtrack on a new horror film.
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 16:20,
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Very nice
though I do miss Kate Beckinsale
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 16:55,
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Weekend at Bernie's?
Choice pickings over at BBC News' 'also in the news' section today. This real-life re-enactment of rubbish 80's flick 'Weekend at Bernie's' made me titter. Made 10× funnier by the subheading "Very Dead".
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You saw this message, didn't you:
"Previously posted links:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7181246.stm on Thursday, 10th January, 2008."
Why did you choose to ignore it?
Still, it is a funny story.
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Oops
Sorry, not paying enough attention, my poor drug-addled brain isn't as sharp as it used to be. As an act of contrition, I shall rip out my own testicles. UURRRRGGGGGGG. Has anyone posted the 'Columbus Gave Europe Syphilis' story? news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7183540.stm apologies in advance if I'm just wasting space on the board, but still- if I was Columbus, I'd be secretly quite proud.
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erm
that was on here yesterday, didn;t the search pick it up when you posted?
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 15:36,
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What a lot of fuss
about not very much.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:46,
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Since when is the word 'gays' homophobic?
Queers, yes. Faggots, yes. Poo stabbers, yes. But gays? Certainly not by itself.
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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 16:20,
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Their products may be unspeakable, but some of Pukka Pies' posters are masterpieces of commercial art. (And funneh. No idea if their irony's intentional)
Trade customers only, unfortunately.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:08,
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not true.
I wrote to them saying I was trying to start my own religion based on pukka pies and they sent me a load of the posters to decorate my temple with :D
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Damien's Hearse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 16:38,
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*experiences an epiphany*
*but sadly can't be arsed to do anything about it. Again*
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 16:50,
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haha brilliant
As a Wiganer I have to love pies.
My mate also pronounces pukka as 'pooka' but then, he's your typical Wigan idiot.
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I got some of these
They are good. I got them because at my old job, I gained notoriety for eating pie sandwiches.
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Greenbat, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:09,
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Loose Change: Final Cut
whatever happened, it definitely wasn't the official story
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is it friday already?
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:27,
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nope, definitely wasn't the official story
I reckon the dinosaurs did it, or maybe the mermaids
EDIT: Welcome back, Betty
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:44,
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This was linked yonks ago..
It was the train companies in an attempt to scare people away from air travel.
Proof: loosetrains911.blogspot.com/
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If I was a US government official
I'd make a public statement that the 911 conspiracy was real on my last day, just to piss everyone off. Maybe I'd throw in some alien stuff too.
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Having now watched the final cut as well as one of the first ones...
it appears as though they've taken a step back and considered just how stupid a lot of what they were saying sounded. In one of the original versions they attempted to argue that flight 93 had been landed, and the people kidnapped by the Govt. They also went into a lot more detail of how they thought it was a missile that went into the pentagon, and how the terrorists that were meant to be on the plane were alive and well in Saudi Arabia. They seem to have back peddled quite a distance since then
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Furness, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 20:26,
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Kid gets detention for using firefox
image of the slip detailing the kids detention for using firefox, found via haha.nu
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wjh31, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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old news, and fake
www.bigspring.k12.pa.us/news.php?action=view_article&article_id=2130
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:18,
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was on slashdot a month ago
I think I remembered it from that.
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:21,
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Design the new logo for Metro newspaper
I can't see what you can do to it really.
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grrr, i have registered, and want to submit something, but the 'click here' link keeps timing out and won't go through
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:43,
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glad it's not just me then :)
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 14:02,
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how about:
a picture of a metrosexual with speech bubble "alreet leek man?"
:)
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I work for Zurich
and this is the first time i've ever been excluded from a competition on the "not open to employees of" clause.
I'm pretty chuffed with that. (Don't know why tho)
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:15,
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