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This is a link post Raiders of the Lost...Amish-looking farmer guy... I made this!
I think I screwed it up with the face, and I was too lazy to add the detail on the bottom right of the shirt.

Previously:

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly | The Godfather | Barack Osama | John McCain Vs Ron Paul

Any suggestions welcome in my bid to make the Halloween newsletter...
(malmohuset, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 5:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This is halloween newsletter worthy!
My suggestion is to bribe people to click this (try jaffa cakes)




/clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Cracking stuff

(Asbardella, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well worthy of a click
i can't wait to get carving next weekend, though i have nowhere near that kind of talent.
 (I helped save b3ta! the brass moustache putting the ass moust in brache since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:36, Reply)
This is a link post Do you like toast? I made this!
I think nearly everyone likes toast. To test this belief I've made a site. It's very simple, it asks just one question.

Please tell me whether you like toast or not.
 (I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I love toast
In all incarnations.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this. Voted accordingly
hello sir. Late night?
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello, sire
Indeed :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
work. Made a stuffup, want to have fixed by tomorrow morning. :/

Naked scientists are on 5Live though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I like it so much I voted for it 50 times

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:07, Reply)
This is a normal post 14,000 votes in under an hour
WHAT THE ARSHOLING FUCK
 (I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the Government
CONTROLLING US THROUGH OUR WANT FOR TOAST.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post iMacro fight.

(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm. Unless this site is getting a hell of a lot of
traffic, it goes up by a lot more than 1 when you click.
 (Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 2:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's getting a lot of traffic.
A lot of repeat traffic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really like bread so I'm pretty indifferent to toast
How do I answer?

I chose "i don't like toast" because it was the closest to my situation but I wouldn't go so far as to say that I don't actually like toast.

I'm sure you can see my dilemma
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This is how they should do the next election.
Get the candidates to choose on a simple issue such as like or dislike of toast, then knock out those who disagree

Subsequent rounds on similar topics and we whittle them down until we've got a nice sensible candidate who's with the majority.

I suggest in order:
toast
custard creams
curly wurlys
individual liberty and the Human Rights Act.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post don't forget
walnut whips
 (Geekoid I am Meat. Lick me., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post someone is messing
with your stats. the "do not like" is going up by 8 a second!

Might want to tie it down to one vote per IP or something.
 (Geekoid I am Meat. Lick me., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What is wrong with the 45% who dont?

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:57, Reply)
This is a link post YTMND Jurassic Park Lols
Well, I liked it
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Good use of Clint Mansell

(I helped save b3ta! mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a link post The "script" to Who's Naylin' Paylin..... NSFW
This is so bad it's genius.... No gratuity but will mark it NSFW just in case......
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha ha
this is a work of genius
 (I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Those things are scripted???
/innocence
 (I helped save b3ta! Supergyrations, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That script
is pretty good. But how do they expect porn actors to get their lips round all those lines without fluffing them?

Do you see what I did there?
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
much funnier than I expected
 (I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:39, Reply)
This is a link post Can - I Want More

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Well
I liked it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:50, Reply)
This is a link post Flufffeh time
Bambi and wabbits
 (thereisnopoons until, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
However, I felt both should have been savagely devoured by one of the Panthera towards the end, to complete a solum statement about the beauty reality of life
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This needs a porn soundtrack.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
^that^
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)
This is a link post Geek Thang
Turn your surfing into a disco light show
 (thereisnopoons until, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn't work for me :(

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you tried ticking "force keyboard capture"?
That did it for me.

However, because it's actually turning num lock and scroll lock on and off it's of limited appeal if you ever use the keypad.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:48, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not
it's just doing the lights, not the entire function
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I beg to differ
Have just verified it and it is indeed doing num lock on and off as well, so anything on the keypad results an an entertaining mixture of numbers and cursor movements. Perhaps it's because I've got the 'keyboard capture' enabled...
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
that must be the difference.

That bit sucks then :¬(
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a link post What if Saul Bass (who worked on Hitchcock films, among others) had made the Star Wars titles?
GC, it seems, but new to me.

And the Remastered version is also rather droll:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yoIEWpl9oc&watch_response
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! giant_squid, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me . . .
I must watch Cowboy Bebop again.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I too thought this.

(Cap'n, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Posted before, but needed another airing :)
Top stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post if anyone would like to know
the track is "Machine", from Buddy Rich's "Big Swing Face"
 (You're kidding me., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The remaster was made by a b3tard, I believe
Top stuff all round!
 (I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well remembered
That b3tard would be me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a link post interesting body painting NSFW
made my wife burst out laughing when she saw it (nsfw for genitalia)
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)
This is a link post birmingham airport security advert with a dildo in it
methinks the photograper was having a laugh that day...

(original p.11: www.bhx.co.uk/press/424.pdf)
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post the pdf for that was linked here before
it's fantastic that it made it through the proofing
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post would your highness like me to delete it?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post MC

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post no
this is easier to see and doesn't involve pdfs

so that can only be a good thing
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post oh, ok then
just ring the bell if you need anything else your lordship
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post ah, go fuck yourself you over sensitive cocklord

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:18, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
you took the bait you fucking twat!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell is wrong with you
Seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post This^
Maybe a harsh case of brain AIDS.
 (I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Bad AIDS or Good AIDS?

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post In this case, cunt AIDS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)
This is a link post Late Of The Pier - Bathroom Gurgle
Cut and paste some Devo and some other 80's groups
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ive Been To See These!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
it was very good the whole place was one big party :)


good album too.
 (The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)
This is a link post The struggles of High School
As the author put it, " Two years after starting high school, the girls are growing apart."
(Lightbulb Grease, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
This is a link post Passports will be needed to buy mobile phones.
Following on from this;
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Fail_Online_Government_unveils_Big_Brother_plan_to_log_calls_and_emails_of_EVERY_person_in_Britain

"The move aims to close a loophole in plans being drawn up by GCHQ, the government’s eavesdropping centre in Cheltenham, to create a huge database to monitor
and store the internet browsing habits, e-mail and telephone records of everyone in Britain.

The “Big Brother” database would have limited value to police and MI5 if it did not store details of the ownership of more than half the mobile phones in the country."
 (I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Way ahead of you.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post oh fuckin come one.........
this has been common practice in all other european countries for a fair while now. it's common sense.............
 (fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:16, Reply)
This is a link post Junk Mail Backlash I made this!
I did this a couple of years ago. The author was a friend of mine. The problem with the previous version was that it was a bastard to navigate. Now, after seeing Mr. Wheatley's posting on issuu.com, I converted it and uploaded it again. It's a straight copy of the original zine. If you want to cut to the chase (so to speak), start at page 11. Makes me laugh like a loon no matter how many times I look at the zine.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice stuff.
Up with zines.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)
This is a link post Chubby kids sings Cuppy Cake
And I mean REALLY chubby, in a freakish way
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs a shotgun to the head, it's the only way.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Did Jim Henson have anything to do with that?

(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post America is doomed.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post He has a gnops face :(
Poor little fecker
 (I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:47, Reply)
This is a normal post urgh
*shudders*
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post that's one fat little bastard
but good work on the eyebrows
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I
I didn't like that, infact it creeped me out. Although i like the eybrows at the end.
 (samwisethesick, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post did anyone else think
that his cheeks look fake, theres just a tad too much red and too much shine off of them and his chest isnt moving the right way, nvm i havnt got my glass's on anyway.
 (weefreemen102, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, his cheeks don't seem to move when the rest of his face does.
Also, you can tell from the eyebrow thing that he has some level of self-confidence. That wouldn't be true if he really had those cheeks.
 (I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly sinister.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post He gives me teh fear

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:22, Reply)
This is a link post is it just me or "my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it. "
flicked channels the other day and immediatly wanted to stab this presenter in the face with a shovel till the voices stopped.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fairly annoying,
but to be fair to the guy no more annoying than most presenters of his ilk.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Dyer is y no means as annoying as this cunt.
I found myself thinking of inflicting different forms of torture on this nob.

The best i could come up with was to sit him, bound and gagged in front of an ounce of weapons grade plutonium.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post shirel we can use one of..
These!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the fact that cunts like this with no visible talent can become TV personalities,
rich, famous and set for life. Wow, you talk all common, like, and wear a hat at a jaunty angle. You deserve fame, you really do.

Twat.
 (Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Does anybody actually watch this shit? and enjoy it?
It's fucking horrible!
 (MattCryFire thatMattbloke, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I lasted about a minute before burning the internet

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)
This is a normal post who the fuck are the jonas brothers?

(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:33, Reply)
This is a link post Palin & Bobby's World mom
omg
(largoembargo ???, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Some researcher had a lot of fun there getting paid to do
what people on b3ta do all the time...

:-D
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:31, Reply)
This is a link post Snowboarding I made this!
Hi,
I made a little music video from the footage i shot on my snowboard vacation last winter :)
(Deus_Ed, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That's
Rather good - where were you - which software you use ?
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)

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