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This is a link post Best Billy Ocean video ever!
cracking use of the Halloween pack I made for Moviestorm in a Billy Ocean video - so parly made by me but also not :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)
This is a link post Starling speaking in tongues
this is the true voice of Satan...I almost fouled myself
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post freaky!
my parrot doesn't speak as much jibberish as that! heheh
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post KILL IT!
kill it this instant!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post it would only come alive again
like all decent servants of teh devil
(, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *bookmarks*
I feel a remix coming on ;)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post aphex twin
anybody?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post And that's how you discover you talk in your sleep...

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post 12 seconds in
sounds like it's saying "This little bird is creepy"
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post 37 seconds
"Please dont use it there"
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Starlings are quite intelligent, and are natural mimics.
Not as clever as crows, but getting there.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I disbelieve this video's realness!
Agree?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree
fake
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Max/MSP/Jitter?
Or just somebody fucking about with a Dictaphone? Dick2Fone. Dickter.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Why is it
saying that it hates Demarr near the end of the vid? What does the bird have against this Demarr?
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
sounds like its got a bit too much of an accent
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:34, Reply)
This is a normal post There used to be
a starling that lived outside Mr Bins house in the 80's that could do a perfect imitation of the game over sound from Pacland.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that it sounded like a cross between marge simpson and that message from the future in prince of darkness
and then i heard it say "23rd century"


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(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post haha, terrifying
0:50 "you'd best give me some more"
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounded to me me more like
"My breasts are gonna be sore"
(, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminded me...
...of Keops from "Battle of the Planets".

Or whatever his name was.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting...
So this starling is indoors, I assume that it has been reared from a chick?

If so, this shows that starlings learn their songs from their parents.

In this case, the parents are humans, so it's trying to imitate them.

It would also seem that starlings are not able to reproduce human sounds as well as a parrot.

That said, the sounds this starling is creating are quite creepy.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn birds!
I bet it was summoning some hell spawn thing.
(, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hello
metafilter
(, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see its lips move
Got to be a hoax. I know it's amusing but come on. And who has a starling as a pet?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Human Giant
more brilliance from the best sketch in the world. ever!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
"Guys! I did it!"
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooh. I liked that !
TJ. Probably glass-cock, but mesmerising
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDYHaAlpfrQ
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post that
is rather nice. Ta
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47, Reply)
This is a link post Soupy Twist!
A collection of some of the funniest bits of Fry and Laurie, the cocktail endings :)

Please Mr. Music, will you play...
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I love those :)
this should keep me amused till lunchtime

thanks :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Quality!
I'm off work with a nasty case of mouthpain and that's cheered me right up. Cheers GA, have a lump of Cinzano Bianco on me!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post : D

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched
a DVD of them last night in Amsterdam. Even more amusing when off my tits.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)
This is a link post Branding Company That Come Up With Your Company Name For You
This made me smile this morning...

A "branding" company called "a hundred monkeys" (seriously) is
bad enough to begin with, but I hope the "executive talent management"
company they saddled with the name "Canal Street" don't expect to do any business in Manchester...

The cringe factor of some of these names is almost unbearable...

I cannot imagine what it must be like to be sat in one of their 'brain storms'. Jesus.

EDIT:

Check out the 'before' and 'after' here... I almost pissed myself:

www.ahundredmonkeys.com/beforeafter.html

STOKE!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post STEELHEAD

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post CLUTCH!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahah CLUTCH!?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post JAMCRACKER!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm imagining all these being read out in an Alan Partridge
Day Today World Cup style.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Why do I imagine
Nathan Barley working there?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?!?!
professional service name:
Cruel World
career placement service
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post there's a few 'naming company' names on the list as well...
ranging from Wachamacallit to Willy Nilly.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post My local employment agency..
..is called "Jobsworth".
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Name for a farm in a box..... Farm-in-a-Box
hahahaha fook me!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
It's saying something when all I can see in that second link is goatse.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post STOKE!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Fucking Jamcracker! I wee'd!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It reminds me of the Icarus scene from
Monkey Dust
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
This is a link post DJ Abstraction - Beyond Consciousness 13 - Download I made this!
This is the download for last Thursdays show on ah.fm, as usual the ZIP contains all information including CUE file for burning to CD. This month the show got an 857 peak listener count :) Highest it's had so far.

First half vocal, second half instrumental with plenty of twinkly breakdowns. Enjoy :D


1. Offer Nissim feat. Maya - Why (Original Mix) [WORK records]
2. Lange - Songless (Club Mix) [Maelstrom]
3. Tatana & Andrew Bennett feat. Tiff Lacey - Closer Than A Heartbeat (Andrew Bennett Vocal Mix) [S2 Records]
4. Elsa Hill - Lost (Temple One Remix) [Enhanced Recordings]
5. Adyjay feat. Tiff Lacey - Part Of U (Jay B Remix) [Emotive Vibes]
6. Temple One - Forever Searching [Enhanced Recordings]
7. DJ Astons - Beautiful Sky (Original Mix) [Crystal Cloud Recordings]
8. Aly & Fila - Key of Life (Original Mix) [Soundpiercing]
9. Various Artists - Utopia [Tranceformation]
10. Signum - Any Given Moment [A State Of Trance]

Date.................: 16th October 2008
Length...............: 01:00:12
Quality..............: 192 CBR


Download Beyond Consciousness 13' (Including NFO, CUE, FLYER) [84882 K]
Visit DJAbstraction.com
DJ Abstraction @ MySpace
Vote for DJ Abstraction @ The DJ List
DJ Abstraction - Facebook Group

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20, Reply)
This is a normal post kewl, nice one
"out of the sky" on BC12 is so good it hurts, I plugged my MP3 into the gym stereo the other day with BC08 on, everyone loved it!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post So true! Lange is just plain awesome :)
Glad you're enjoying the mixes :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome stuff
I missed a few but I can see I need to catch up.

Edit: Which is proving harder than expected as the link to #12 actually downloads #13...

Edit 2: And now it doesn't. Most odd.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
sorry dude, I blame dotnetnuke! I'm too lazy to make my own site from scratch and the repository seems to have a few issues :(

If you get any probs just let me know and I'll see if I can update the module or something like that... :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I LIKE THIS

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
This is a link post Short grapic story I made this!
Made this for a competition for an English newspaper last week.Based on a true story.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post thats brilliant
really made me chuckle.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ta very much!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post awwww
that's heartwarming that is.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
How nice
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post still
would
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)
This is a link post Puppies FTW!

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This is a normal post supremely fluffeh!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Über Fluff!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:30, Reply)
This is a link post Ringo Thingo - Peter Serafinowicz

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:09, Reply)
This is a link post this is one of the best things i have ever seen.
pure genius.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)
This is a normal post you do know that cyriak is a member of b3ta?
and that he has probably posted that himself here at some point?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, he has.
www.b3ta.com/links/131730
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, who fucking cares....

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post too kind :)

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:40, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha - the circle of life is complete.

Or at least, the circle of strange mutated life.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post wowness
*clicks
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Extreme important news from the financial market
hihi. ;)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post funny
but it's been posted here a few times by now
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh sorry...
Haven't seen it... And a search after "cock" or "dick" seems to be without even a chance. ;)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post It's Grey Bloke #32, and it's got toilet humour! I made this!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
yes i know only too well
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant work!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Real life!
Well done
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post I reckon this guy should take up KNITTING!!
Extreme..er.. YO-YO.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome coordination going on there
*clicks*, I could just about do the bog standard up-down yoyo manouver!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post that's just crazy
he should get a mask and a cape and go out knocking bad-guys out with his mad yo-yo skillz
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Old link
But these yo yo related shenanigans cracked me up
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lZr2nlOQiks

No idea if this ad was aired in the UK
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think it was.....Good vid though.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post this guy
is going to get girls by just showing off his skillz
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post Sarah Palin - the hunt I made this!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha. Probably true
Nice work :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha.....Nasty but NICE!!!
*Click*

EDIT:- How the hell did you make this bud? It's good.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm so glad ou asked, its made with Moviestorm
the FREE 3d film making package that I am helping to make :)
that's www.moviestorm.co.uk :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanx me man.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Do you use it on PC or Mac?
Just asking cos my Mac doesn't seem to like it.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant :D
*clicks, virals*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post lully
Can you do a sequel with her strafing suburbia from a helicopter?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahahahahahaha
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Me likes
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's ace :)

(, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Bubble blowing puppeh
it's like the 'No Surprises' video but with a Sheltie :-)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
They should put some Fairy Liquid in there!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Loving the outro
HEEETHCLEEEF!!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:19, Reply)
This is a link post Fight Club Auditions????
Ummmmm.....why do I NOT feel scared??

Apols if posted before.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Apology accepted :)

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post last seen
in 1992.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46, Reply)
This is a normal post was it only that recent?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post apology not accepted as i'd forgotten how hilarious this is !

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post This came out before dancing babies

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:46, Reply)
This is a link post Danny Macaskill - Next Level Sep 2008

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:07, Reply)
This is a link post This will probably only appeal to people who liked Earthbound on the SNES
That being said, if you did like Earthbound on the SNES then this may make you have a moment.

Some internerds have translated the sequel - "mother", which up until now has been pretty much unplayable for anyone that doesn't speak japanese.

THIS IS A GOOD THING
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I've not played that one,
but I probably have it somewhere, I may dig it out once I've finished FF1; Retro is the new... ermm.. new!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you for the link
I would like to play...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:46, Reply)
This is a normal post just watched the trailer
wow. i'm strongly considering it.

i played Earthbound but only got as far as Fourside...
(, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:58, Reply)
This is a link post ShamWOW you'll say Vince Vince Vince
wet hard germans
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post BEWARE OF TATERS

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:03, Reply)
This is a link post Worlds longest 'Sheeeeeeeeeit'
Taken from season 5 (I think) of 'The Wire'
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:20, Reply)

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