Home » Links » Archive 2020
(Older | Newer)
Best Billy Ocean video ever!
cracking use of the Halloween pack I made for Moviestorm in a Billy Ocean video - so parly made by me but also not :D
(
HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:11,
Reply)
Starling speaking in tongues
this is the true voice of Satan...I almost fouled myself
(
the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:14,
Reply)
freaky!
my parrot doesn't speak as much jibberish as that! heheh
(
McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:17,
Reply)
KILL IT!
kill it this instant!
(
Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26,
Reply)
it would only come alive again
like all decent servants of teh devil
(
rollthetroll el presidente, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:52,
Reply)
*bookmarks*
I feel a remix coming on ;)
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:26,
Reply)
aphex twin
anybody?
(
Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:39,
Reply)
And that's how you discover you talk in your sleep...
(
IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:45,
Reply)
12 seconds in
sounds like it's saying "This little bird is creepy"
(
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:58,
Reply)
37 seconds
"Please dont use it there"
(
chippy time travel agents, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:57,
Reply)
Starlings are quite intelligent, and are natural mimics.
Not as clever as crows, but getting there.
(
Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:22,
Reply)
I disbelieve this video's realness!
Agree?
(
Al Fresco dances like your dad, only faster, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:23,
Reply)
i agree
fake
(
yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 12:38,
Reply)
Max/MSP/Jitter?
Or just somebody fucking about with a Dictaphone? Dick2Fone. Dickter.
(
mr_chopper pluggin' up yo' plopper, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:51,
Reply)
Why is it
saying that it hates Demarr near the end of the vid? What does the bird have against this Demarr?
(
Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:12,
Reply)
sounds like its got a bit too much of an accent
(
Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 14:34,
Reply)
There used to be
a starling that lived outside Mr Bins house in the 80's that could do a perfect imitation of the game over sound from Pacland.
(
Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 24 Oct 2008, 18:13,
Reply)
I was thinking that it sounded like a cross between marge simpson and that message from the future in prince of darkness
and then i heard it say "23rd century"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
v
v
v
vAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:04,
Reply)
haha, terrifying
0:50 "you'd best give me some more"
(
kingofpork is the king of pork, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 19:33,
Reply)
Sounded to me me more like
"My breasts are gonna be sore"
(
Schrodinger's Goldfish, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:30,
Reply)
Reminded me...
...of Keops from "Battle of the Planets".
Or whatever his name was.
(
Smooth n Fluffy, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 20:51,
Reply)
Interesting...
So this starling is indoors, I assume that it has been reared from a chick?
If so, this shows that starlings learn their songs from their parents.
In this case, the parents are humans, so it's trying to imitate them.
It would also seem that starlings are not able to reproduce human sounds as well as a parrot.
That said, the sounds this starling is creating are quite creepy.
(
shadders, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 22:40,
Reply)
Damn birds!
I bet it was summoning some hell spawn thing.
(
Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 24 Oct 2008, 23:30,
Reply)
hello
metafilter
(
The Last Demographic, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 0:40,
Reply)
I can't see its lips move
Got to be a hoax. I know it's amusing but come on. And who has a starling as a pet?
(
kevon45uk, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 12:00,
Reply)
Human Giant
more brilliance from the best sketch in the world. ever!
(
Pig Face Turnip I know a little German. He's over there., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:10,
Reply)
Hahahaha
"Guys! I did it!"
(
Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:53,
Reply)
Ooooh. I liked that !
TJ. Probably glass-cock, but mesmerising
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDYHaAlpfrQ
(
Tepid_Halibut felt like a cold, empty shell of a human...until, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:58,
Reply)
that
is rather nice. Ta
(
driverchris, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:15,
Reply)
Brilliant
(
cH3$h7846J#7, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:47,
Reply)
Soupy Twist!
A collection of some of the funniest bits of Fry and Laurie, the cocktail endings :)
Please Mr. Music, will you play...
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:53,
Reply)
I love those :)
this should keep me amused till lunchtime
thanks :D
(
Xkimo was at work on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:40,
Reply)
Quality!
I'm off work with a nasty case of mouthpain and that's cheered me right up. Cheers GA, have a lump of Cinzano Bianco on me!
(
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:29,
Reply)
: D
(
Monty Propps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:51,
Reply)
I watched
a DVD of them last night in Amsterdam. Even more amusing when off my tits.
(
moogy boobles, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:50,
Reply)
Branding Company That Come Up With Your Company Name For You
This made me smile this morning...
A "branding" company called "a hundred monkeys" (seriously) is
bad enough to begin with, but I hope the "executive talent management"
company they saddled with the name "Canal Street" don't expect to do any business in Manchester...
The cringe factor of some of these names is almost unbearable...
I cannot imagine what it must be like to be sat in one of their 'brain storms'. Jesus.
EDIT:
Check out the 'before' and 'after' here... I almost pissed myself:
www.ahundredmonkeys.com/beforeafter.html
STOKE!
(
Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:30,
Reply)
STEELHEAD
(
Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:43,
Reply)
CLUTCH!
(
Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44,
Reply)
hahahah CLUTCH!?
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:05,
Reply)
JAMCRACKER!
(
IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:32,
Reply)
I'm imagining all these being read out in an Alan Partridge
Day Today World Cup style.
(
Collatallie Sisters, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:36,
Reply)
Why do I imagine
Nathan Barley working there?
(
somegreybloke, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55,
Reply)
WTF?!?!
professional service name:
Cruel World
career placement service
(
fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:08,
Reply)
there's a few 'naming company' names on the list as well...
ranging from Wachamacallit to Willy Nilly.
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:11,
Reply)
My local employment agency..
..is called "Jobsworth".
(
lost, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:10,
Reply)
Name for a farm in a box..... Farm-in-a-Box
hahahaha fook me!
(
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09,
Reply)
Ha
It's saying something when all I can see in that second link is goatse.
(
TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:57,
Reply)
STOKE!
(
Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:41,
Reply)
Hahaha
Fucking Jamcracker! I wee'd!
(
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:27,
Reply)
It reminds me of the Icarus scene from
Monkey Dust
(
Peej, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:59,
Reply)
DJ Abstraction - Beyond Consciousness 13 - Download
I made this!
This is the download for last Thursdays show on ah.fm, as usual the ZIP contains all information including CUE file for burning to CD. This month the show got an 857 peak listener count :) Highest it's had so far.
First half vocal, second half instrumental with plenty of twinkly breakdowns. Enjoy :D
1. Offer Nissim feat. Maya - Why (Original Mix) [WORK records]
2. Lange - Songless (Club Mix) [Maelstrom]
3. Tatana & Andrew Bennett feat. Tiff Lacey - Closer Than A Heartbeat (Andrew Bennett Vocal Mix) [S2 Records]
4. Elsa Hill - Lost (Temple One Remix) [Enhanced Recordings]
5. Adyjay feat. Tiff Lacey - Part Of U (Jay B Remix) [Emotive Vibes]
6. Temple One - Forever Searching [Enhanced Recordings]
7. DJ Astons - Beautiful Sky (Original Mix) [Crystal Cloud Recordings]
8. Aly & Fila - Key of Life (Original Mix) [Soundpiercing]
9. Various Artists - Utopia [Tranceformation]
10. Signum - Any Given Moment [A State Of Trance]
Date.................: 16th October 2008
Length...............: 01:00:12
Quality..............: 192 CBR
Download Beyond Consciousness 13' (Including NFO, CUE, FLYER) [84882 K]
Visit DJAbstraction.com
DJ Abstraction @ MySpace
Vote for DJ Abstraction @ The DJ List
DJ Abstraction - Facebook Group
(
abstraction is somewhere out there..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:20,
Reply)
kewl, nice one
"out of the sky" on BC12 is so good it hurts, I plugged my MP3 into the gym stereo the other day with BC08 on, everyone loved it!
(
Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:55,
Reply)
So true! Lange is just plain awesome :)
Glad you're enjoying the mixes :)
(
abstraction is somewhere out there..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:00,
Reply)
Awesome stuff
I missed a few but I can see I need to catch up.
Edit: Which is proving harder than expected as the link to #12 actually downloads #13...
Edit 2: And now it doesn't. Most odd.
(
evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:01,
Reply)
haha
sorry dude, I blame dotnetnuke! I'm too lazy to make my own site from scratch and the repository seems to have a few issues :(
If you get any probs just let me know and I'll see if I can update the module or something like that... :D
(
abstraction is somewhere out there..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:02,
Reply)
I LIKE THIS
(
the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 9:46,
Reply)
Short grapic story
I made this!
Made this for a competition for an English newspaper last week.Based on a true story.
(
bluelou, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:19,
Reply)
thats brilliant
really made me chuckle.
(
Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:44,
Reply)
Ta very much!
(
bluelou, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:41,
Reply)
awwww
that's heartwarming that is.
(
chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:50,
Reply)
Thanks!
(
bluelou, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42,
Reply)
Yay!
How nice
(
LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:42,
Reply)
still
would
(
Flash_Bastard, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:28,
Reply)
Puppies FTW!
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:13,
Reply)
supremely fluffeh!
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:40,
Reply)
Über Fluff!
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:30,
Reply)
this is one of the best things i have ever seen.
pure genius.
(
skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:08,
Reply)
you do know that cyriak is a member of b3ta?
and that he has probably posted that himself here at some point?
(
The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:23,
Reply)
Yup, he has.
www.b3ta.com/links/131730
(
Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:36,
Reply)
Jesus, who fucking cares....
(
mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:53,
Reply)
too kind :)
(
mutated monty, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:40,
Reply)
haha
(
fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:09,
Reply)
Ha - the circle of life is complete.
Or at least, the circle of strange mutated life.
(
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 16:44,
Reply)
wowness
*clicks
(
Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:47,
Reply)
funny
but it's been posted here a few times by now
(
The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:23,
Reply)
Oh sorry...
Haven't seen it... And a search after "cock" or "dick" seems to be without even a chance. ;)
(
Maik LangweileDich.net, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:21,
Reply)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
yes i know only too well
(
amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:28,
Reply)
brilliant work!
(
oucheh I am have confused, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 15:15,
Reply)
Real life!
Well done
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:05,
Reply)
I reckon this guy should take up KNITTING!!
Extreme..er.. YO-YO.
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:52,
Reply)
awesome coordination going on there
*clicks*, I could just about do the bog standard up-down yoyo manouver!
(
abstraction is somewhere out there..., Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:25,
Reply)
that's just crazy
he should get a mask and a cape and go out knocking bad-guys out with his mad yo-yo skillz
(
The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:29,
Reply)
Old link
But these yo yo related shenanigans cracked me up
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lZr2nlOQiks
No idea if this ad was aired in the UK
(
LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:48,
Reply)
I don't think it was.....Good vid though.
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:07,
Reply)
this guy
is going to get girls by just showing off his skillz
(
tronicsupersonic declaring his love for noggin the nog since 1992, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 12:05,
Reply)
Sarah Palin - the hunt
I made this!
(
HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:04,
Reply)
Ha. Probably true
Nice work :)
(
Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:15,
Reply)
Ha Ha.....Nasty but NICE!!!
*Click*
EDIT:- How the hell did you make this bud? It's good.
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:16,
Reply)
I'm so glad ou asked, its made with Moviestorm
the FREE 3d film making package that I am helping to make :)
that's www.moviestorm.co.uk :D
(
HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:03,
Reply)
Thanx me man.
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:37,
Reply)
Do you use it on PC or Mac?
Just asking cos my Mac doesn't seem to like it.
(
shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:57,
Reply)
Brilliant :D
*clicks, virals*
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:18,
Reply)
lully
Can you do a sequel with her strafing suburbia from a helicopter?
(
somegreybloke, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:53,
Reply)
hahahahahahaha
(
HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:01,
Reply)
Excellent!
Me likes
(
shoddyback nice 2 B important, but more important 2 B nice, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:56,
Reply)
Oh that's ace :)
(
Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 22 Oct 2008, 21:14,
Reply)
Bubble blowing puppeh
it's like the 'No Surprises' video but with a Sheltie :-)
(
the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:51,
Reply)
Hahaha!
They should put some Fairy Liquid in there!
(
Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:17,
Reply)
Loving the outro
HEEETHCLEEEF!!
(
TheBoyTucker, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 14:19,
Reply)
Fight Club Auditions????
Ummmmm.....why do I NOT feel scared??
Apols if posted before.
(
Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:38,
Reply)
Apology accepted :)
(
Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 9:18,
Reply)
last seen
in 1992.
(
Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 10:46,
Reply)
was it only that recent?
(
McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 11:48,
Reply)
apology not accepted as i'd forgotten how hilarious this is !
(
awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:14,
Reply)
This came out before dancing babies
(
mookay immune to icons since, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:46,
Reply)
Danny Macaskill - Next Level Sep 2008
(
sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:07,
Reply)
This will probably only appeal to people who liked Earthbound on the SNES
That being said, if you did like Earthbound on the SNES then this may make you have a moment.
Some internerds have translated the sequel - "mother", which up until now has been pretty much unplayable for anyone that doesn't speak japanese.
THIS IS A GOOD THING
(
gronkpan, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:48,
Reply)
I've not played that one,
but I probably have it somewhere, I may dig it out once I've finished FF1; Retro is the new... ermm.. new!
(
Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 13:34,
Reply)
Thank you for the link
I would like to play...
(
Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:46,
Reply)
just watched the trailer
wow. i'm strongly considering it.
i played Earthbound but only got as far as Fourside...
(
AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:58,
Reply)
ShamWOW you'll say Vince Vince Vince
wet hard germans
(
sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 7:35,
Reply)
BEWARE OF TATERS
(
gronkpan, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 8:03,
Reply)
Worlds longest 'Sheeeeeeeeeit'
Taken from season 5 (I think) of 'The Wire'
(
Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 6:20,
Reply)
« Older links | Newer links »