of terrible album covers, found while looking for inspiration for the compo.
GC, but over a year ago.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:30, Reply)
Numbers 5, 31 and 32 should join up and make a serial killers club.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:29, Reply)
An icelandic friend of mine linked me this earlier today.
..and I find it quite good, so I thought I'd share with you lovely people.
It is an icelandic ambient/downbeat compilation. It's free.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:10, Reply)
And he introduced me to Icelandic hip-hop. I dont have a clue whats going on but i like the rhythm.
Ill give this a try too, cheers.
(, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 0:50, Reply)
In his boot was "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier".
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:02, Reply)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:04, Reply)
I apologise.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:22, Reply)
That Ant and Dec 90's link reminded of this. Good song but....the clothes! The dancing! Oh the humanity!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)
Love the song, have the album version and loads of live versions (which are better). That dancing is mad though, I was only a kid in the 90's but I'm sure that style was NEVER in. Apart from on MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice tracks...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:06, Reply)
This is probably one of the most unpleasent things i've seen tbh. However, not that alot of other people who watched the footage seemed too bothered, judging by the comments. The link explains the story btw.
I'm sorry if this is too shock site-ish in which case im sure it'll just be moderated.
best comment goes to
"AHAR YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS JUST A CLEANER WHEN INFACT IM....TIGERMAN!
*LEAP*
WATCH AS I...OOH MY GAWD SWEET JESUS ARRRGGGH!"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:42, Reply)
"Oh look! Someone being mauled to death, i'll do my best to help by pointing my videocamera in that direction, thus having something really entertaining to show the grandkids. They'd be proud of my heroic efforts to help the poor guy".
"Oh, i don't know what to do!!" Yeah, you don't know what to do but your perfectly wise to get your fucking video camera out and watch like some sort of gawping fucking goldfish.
Fucking idiot.
*rant over*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Leap heroically but hopelessly to that person's rescue, or film?
Without a gun to perhaps rescue the situation, I would have put my camera on maximum shutter speed and used up 16 gb of card in all it's gory detail. Not for profit, but for the zoo and the subsequent police investigation
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:04, Reply)
filmed it?
*Edit* and then sold it to the papers/ published it online?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:49, Reply)
We film them shagging, sleeping, giving birth.
We also have endless footage of them hunting and eating. The only thing thats different is that the tiger has just learnt that this strange catch tastes like chicken.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:56, Reply)
being eaten by a fucking TIGER i would jump in there and take that tiger out by using a series of verbal suggestions, then use several Neuro Linguistic Programming (TM) techniques to get ALL UP IN IT'S GRILL WITH KUNG FU!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:26, Reply)
But once they start chewing, you're fucked.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:42, Reply)
I don't know what led up to this, but it's what tigers do. No fault on their part.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:51, Reply)
from what i've read of the story he was, and jumped to his doom
The footage is quite interesting and educational, and shall be passed on to my peers
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:58, Reply)
If you hate Bush like I do, then this is the best thing you'll see all year...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:35, Reply)
Incidentally, the Bully Bush is a common box hedge popular with horticulturalists. Probably explains the high Google hits.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:17, Reply)
Personally I would have spat on him.
And a big green phlegmly one at that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:35, Reply)
Wait, googling two common words produces over two million results? OMGZORS!!eleventy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:14, Reply)
I flew to Peru this year. We were 30 minutes late into Lima.
8,000 miles across an ocean and a continent-and-a-half; and people were tutting & sighing at being half an hour late. Numbnuts.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:23, Reply)
I made the mistake of telling a 17 year old family member that i had an Amstrad CPC 464 in the house. He wondered what that was, and thought it hilarious that a game could load on cassette.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 21:30, Reply)
*looks at his amiga 1200 and sighs*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:22, Reply)
This was a brilliant find.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2008, 9:15, Reply)
Not really funny, but somebody is... uh, potentially... letting it slip about who the next Timelord will be..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:06, Reply)
could make it worth watching... is that disgusting Tate person dead/removed from Dr Who?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:14, Reply)
She's a very good actress though. Series 4 was the best one.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:15, Reply)
i hate her in every way, ive tried to like her, but i cannot
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:16, Reply)
God damn Steven Moffat for making me like her in his episode.
There should be a DVD feature where you can put a black box over her face and have her revoiced by Patrick Stewart.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:25, Reply)
Fucking JOHNSON!!?!??!?!?!
"That doesn't SMELL like a normal poo"....
...I'll give him a chance.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:26, Reply)
oh, she is on BBC news, so clearly got a voice in her ear going "DONT ASK ABOUT IT!", that's why she laughs.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)
when people go all gooey brained over shitty, low budget, poorly written sci-fi... ive seen better acting on bid up tv ffs!
"oh but its doctor who... DOCTOR WHO!"
...yea, and its shit.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 23:30, Reply)
All we need now is The Great Egg Race on DVD.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:05, Reply)
best ending of a youtube video EVER.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
(off crete)...And everyone was saying 'its so amazing'..
Except I have a theory. They're not amazing. There's millions of them, and the vast majority of them drown. That's not impressive, if millions of a species drown just because they realise that HOOVES aren't great for climbing.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:53, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m2HJpGtv70
*actual happiness may depend on viewer's attitude towards life, death, and minced lamb.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 22:38, Reply)
just thought you might like these little presents
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
this is why I don't get too close to them
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:28, Reply)
Designed by Craig Alum Smith, he describes his latest work as,
"'wank' is a metaphor for the relationship between the 1st and “3rd world”, how they are interdependent
and how the 3rd world 'props up' the 1st."
Bollocks!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:01, Reply)
it's old and i know it may be glassy but i'm in a full on electro mood now.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:50, Reply)
Surely he lies!
"Tell mom and dad it's the sh.."
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:58, Reply)
This vid has been around for a while.
It burst my perception of reality when i found out that as a trained dancer, he used to hate doing 'The Carlton'.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:55, Reply)
i'd like to think so anyway
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:58, Reply)
Just got through to some number in West Philadelphia
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:17, Reply)
... this is better. Techno made 27 years ago and still would go down well in a club; who'ld a thunkit?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 19:45, Reply)
and that's the next Pixar film sorted out.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:46, Reply)
Do you think Ringo Starr would be willing to narrate?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:09, Reply)
We've all played Twenty Questions or one of those 20 questions electronic game things, but here's a new one.
Think of a character/person and see if the website guesses.
Get out of my head, goddamnit!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, Reply)
It's database isn't perfect yet though. I guessed Frankie Boyle, and it suggested Mario Barth*.
*I've no idea either.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:33, Reply)
Oh well! I'm still having fun.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:42, Reply)
Frankie Boyle wins everything :D
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:22, Reply)
But it was fucking sold out.
THAT'S disappointment I tell you :(
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:28, Reply)
Should have got them earlier
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 20:46, Reply)
a lot of it is straight from mock the week, but there are elements on there really near the bone.
Great stuff
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:27, Reply)
During the Shannon Matthews part people walked out both times. Maybe that didn't get on the DVD? It's also the fastest selling debut comedian DVD.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:53, Reply)
and there is some Shannon Matthews stuff in there
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:16, Reply)
he abused Port Talbot to death; stating that it was either the new location of the Hellmouth or the place where they grow the guests for the Jeremy Kyle show.
He's not far off actually.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 18:37, Reply)
Genius radio show before The Day Today was aired. Soon to be released as a 4xCD set by Warp Records!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:01, Reply)
The BBC release a few years ago was a re-edit as Lee and Herrign had fallen out with the others and wouldn't let their material be featured
(not that I'm a L&H fan, it'd just be nice to have everything)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:07, Reply)
I hope so too. Have ordered it for a friend for Christmas, and I hate getting "The new and improved / edited so your gran won't be offended" versions of stuff.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:12, Reply)
With all the Ross/Brand malarkey I wondered where all these outraged people were when Chris Morris was doing this, his Radio 1 shows. Let alone Blue Jam! :)
One of my fave Radio 1 bits was the airport announcements where he got them to ask on the tannoy for people with names that were really garbled phrases.
www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2003/s_heathrow-p1.php
(, Thu 20 Nov 2008, 17:11, Reply)
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