He must have moved on to Horlicks by now
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:39,
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Ye Gods!
I wonder how long that cycle would have gone on had not that kind person come and grabbed the glass.
(, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 6:04, Reply)
Japanese craziness....Monkey + popcorn machine
Adorable chimp lols
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:41,
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That chimp understands Japanese.
How fucking crazy is that.
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girlinthehole, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:45,
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The little guy is shit scared!
the monkey aint too happy either
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spagaroony, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:50,
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like, the bit where the guy put the lkid on and the chimp's all like "WTF? how'm ah gonnah eat dat shit now man??"
and the dudes all like "aaaah but wait"
then the monkey's like "WTF IS DAT FUCKIN NOISE"
then he's all like "oh....popcorn...yeah, i knew dat shit was comin'"
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Just Flange, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:54,
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I'm moving to japan!
just to I can watch strange japanese telly.
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 15:19,
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NORAD tracking Santa Wikipedia page
The image they are using for the Google Earth add-on - do you think there are more naughty or nice people for him to worry about?
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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:17,
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Jerry jacksons christmas cartoon
it was posted before in july, but that wasn't christmas
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 13:16,
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I miss David Firth
Where is he? What is he doing? Last I heard he was writing for Two Pints of Lager.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 13:52, Reply)
Uptroika
I made this!
I've just dug out and polished up this Christmas mash featuring:
Greg Lake - I Believe in Father Christmas
Bruce Springstein - Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Stevie Wonder - Uptight
Prokofiev - Troika
and a bit of a Beatle fanclub flexi tagged on the end.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:30, Reply)
"I'm looking for a man-sized lobster."
condensed version of terrible Hong Kong action flick, Gen X Cops II
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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it has
a killer robot, giant lobsters and terrible dubbing/ acting.
im sold!!
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Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:48,
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Festive cat torturing ideas for all you cat haters.
for example:
- Look for a cage big enough to fit a cat. Bind up cat. Then spread some wasabi or whatever hottest chilli pepper sauce you can find at every part of the darn cat where the sun don’t shine. Once done, release cat inside the cage. Cat’s gonna lick off the hot stuff and combust. (may even replace the hot stuff with laxatives). Laugh.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:12, Reply)
Thats not funny
fuck off
*ignores*
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:15,
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Emm
that seems to be just an out pouring of sadistic jargon; do you honestly find that funny?
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:23,
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Not really
living a relatively normal life, I don't really find torture funny; it just comes across as bullying, which is the preserve of wankers
guess you must be one
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:33,
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if its good enough for g.w.bush
then its good enough for me!
happy christmas!
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:35, Reply)
Don't be too hard on them
Notice how every idea starts with "tie up the cat"?
These diseased fantasies stem from feelings of helplessness as a child. The person who wrote them; and the one who enjoys reading them and wants to draw our attention to them, have clearly suffered physical, emotional and/or sexual abuse as children. As is the way of these things, it was most likely at the hands of a loved or trusted (and more physically powerful) person.
Pity for them is more appropriate than anger.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 14:43, Reply)
I can't help feeling that the guy who writes this 'blog' is a complete bellend
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:24,
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this isn't funny
and neither are you
I sincerely hate you and hope you die.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:25, Reply)
You
are like a spastic version of Hitler.
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:26,
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ha ha ha haaaaa
best insult ever!
*writes down*
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:28,
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It's the moustache that gave you away wasn't it?
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:38,
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Jeezus H Christ on a Fucking Pedalo!!
And I thought I was Dark....
Even though I own two cats, and I think they're a pair of useless, using bone idol Cnuts! Cruelty to animals is not cool, in anyway what so ever...
Fuck cats, but don't fuck them up...!!
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Darklord, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:44,
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I've only read a small amount of this, but I think you're worse than Jade Goody.
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WHARRGARBL, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:51,
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Easy Tiger! I wouldn't go that far....!
I don't think any of the cats in this story were Paki Cats...
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Darklord, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:53,
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eeeeuuuuuuuuggggh
Do you mind, there are ladies present!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:04,
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really?
on the interweb?
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SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:25,
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The Best HIP HOP Video EVAH!!!
I don't give a shit if it's GC!
It's Christmas, Cats are Shit, and big behinds Rule the day...
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Darklord, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:01,
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actually,he can lie
and his siblings do have the ability to contest his preference of large derrieres.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:17, Reply)
How DARE you come on here
With your constant pro-dog anti-cat agenda? Hmm? Do you work for some top secret government department for the advancement of the canine species? Hmm? Cats ROOOL. And will kick your lilly ass.
;)
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:28,
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^this
now get out of here before i set the cat on you ;)
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:46,
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well done for standing up for the kill all cats campaign!
i heartily support this bold move
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:45, Reply)
I think
someone has too much time on their hands!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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Lots of this
Sneaky b3ta from the in-laws. Happy Xmas /links!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:00,
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You too
send my love to /board
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:25,
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Scratch Kitty
I made this!
this (http://www.b3ta.com/links/Unexpected_kitten) was posted a little earlier.
And i had to get this idea out of my head...
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:30,
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yay
i was worried it was only me that liked it.
it's not normally a good sign: laughing at your own jokes.
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:42,
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I don't understand
Why do you hate everything so much?
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boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 19:07,
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merry christmas
strange chest infection alert
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:50,
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You'd think sher'd remember doing that
and maybe put two and two together about the chest infection?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:12,
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But on the up side,
she does have less chance of getting breast cancer.
www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm
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Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:16,
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This quote seems a little dubious:
"Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:27,
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that's one study i'd love doing.
"thanks for the fellatio,and now for the testing. the hands might be a bit cold..."
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:15, Reply)
Possibly not while wearing a condom though,
hey?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:24,
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Spray on condom - with CDCs!
A German boffin has invented the spray-on condom. It doesn't look very good, to be honest, but the diagram he uses to explain its operation contains a very b3ta-esque crudely-drawn cock which made me giggle.
Should be safe for work, unless your employer has a ban on wooden willies and CDC pictures.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:48,
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but.... but....
where does the.......... oh never mind.
Is today b3ta condom day or something?
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:32,
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I wondered that too
Maybe it swells up like a little balloon on the end!
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 11:00,
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NORAD Santa Tracker
Just under 2 hours before the big guy sets off - follow him around the world!
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Mrs Sp@m, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:12,
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this is ace
i used it a couple of years back to show my nephew and prove the existence of santa -"shurely if all these adults using all this stuff are tracking him he must be real!"
2 hours! wow, so near now. i work nights and so am permanently jet-lagged, so when i read 2 hours it freaked me out a bit cos i have just finished work!
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Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:47,
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You work nights?
Chronic jet-lag?
You are Santa AICMFP.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 9:59,
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P for Pressies
I hope
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:13,
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are they planning to intercept him?
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 12:37,
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Eli vs Envy
The worst rap battle EVER but extra lols becuase he is not supposed to swear and he's blind and special
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:56, Reply)
haha
that is an awesome rap, I thought he was on crack or something *clicks*
maaaaaaaain!
Edit: Also wtf is that dude doing standing behind that other guy? Definitely some sexual tension going on there.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:48,
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Sita Sings The Blues
Animation by Nina Paley (US): a retelling of the Ramayana accompanied by old Blues numbers. Very 2D, a bit b3ta methinks. site
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bnt what, me worry?, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:14,
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Awesome!
That's excellent!
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 8:58,
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Agree!
I play in several old style jazz bands, never heard that particular song.
music by Annette Hanshaw recording from 8 Sept 1927 featuring Eddie Lang, Adrian Rollini, Joe Venuti, and Vic Berton.
Here is a short aticle about the film:
Hindu Goddess as Betty Boop? It’s Personal
By MARGY ROCHLIN OAKLAND, Calif.
WHAT do a 3,000-year-old Sanskrit epic, a ’20s-era jazz singer and Indonesian shadow puppets have in common? They’re all part of the eclectic cultural tapestry that is “Sita Sings the Blues,” an 82-minute animated feature that combines autobiography with a retelling of the classic Indian myth the Ramayana, and that required its creator, the syndicated comic-strip artist Nina Paley, to spend three years transforming herself into a one-woman moving-picture studio. . . . . Because of an exception in the copyright act, public television stations can broadcast music without having to clear individual licenses, and “Sita” will be shown on the New York PBS station WNET on March 7, after which it will be available on the station’s Web site. “My thing,” Ms. Paley said in November, sounding glum, “is that I just want people to see it.”
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tubaman, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 19:14,
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Give The Jew Girl Toys - (Sarah Silverman)
NSFW
High number of YT views so not sure if GC, but preview sez not posted before. Before any PC do-gooders jump on their soap-box, I think it's only fair to point out that Ms. Silverman is Jewish herself....ok?
Not sure if NSFW......just erring on the side of caution.
Edit:- Embedding disabled. Clicky linky for viewey.
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 7:10, Reply)
It's pronounced "cleek" not "click"
Stupid merkin mispronouncing mong
(, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 7:42, Reply)
www.isitchristmas.com
this was very handy for me last year.
And it's possible there are some who have not seen it this year.
yes it is a repost, but it seasonal...
was last posted 25th Dec 2007
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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 5:17,
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Fuck the gay shift!
You cunts need to dance
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 4:55,
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What were you doing up at 4.55 am?
Had you just got home? Dirty stop out.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:13,
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Yep. Was a good night.
Now heading to an old peoples home for the first round of visiting relatives with a stinking hangover. Stinking. How was interview? (facebook told me)
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MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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Not too bad
won't be too upset if I don't get offered it though.
I can't remember the last time I was awake at 5am! Good work fella. Good luck with the hangover
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 10:49,
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