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This is a link post christian bale flip out remix
bit of a GarageBand concoction here of his recent outburst on a movie set...
(thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post embedding disabled by request
FAIL
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Further proving myself to be a grumpy young man
But surely a remix should be a chopped-up, edited and re-played version of the original, preferably in time with the backing tracks.

It's not a remix, it's a re-over-played-re-re-re-RE-recording of an intense actor grilling an apparent idiot-Director of Photography for being a tool and ruining an important scene....set to bad music.

So I guess you could say it's GC because it's so old now
 (I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Alan's Lapdance Rap Rants
A friend of a friend mashed this together - some bits work much better than others, but it's chucklesome enough with the 'lyrics' provided anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Much better than I expected. *click*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a clean liscence, yours is diiiiiirty
You've got six points
I've got two...
...
points
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:56, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten can't get into bed :-(
I can haz upper body strength and honk-shus plz?
k thx bai
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way he makes it in and thinks
"Shit, Jez is in here, and he's got a claggy arse, let me out!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It needs subtitles or something
"Jez! Jez! Give us a hand will you?"
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nyom nyom nyom... Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how he grabs Jez' head once he gets in
as if to say 'wake up you tosser!'
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Upon review
I think he needed to get out because Jez was nibbling his kitten bits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post LIes, All Lies
Kitty *does* make it back into bed.

Cheers
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I see that embeded Youtube clips now have the title and rating on the preview screen.
Kind of takes away the surprise.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I know - it's really annoying
The google ads on the bottom of some of them are bad enough
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not just me that hates it then?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Aha! I am in!
Now to nom my siblings head!

;)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:56, Reply)
This is a link post talking smack about /talk
web 2.0 slang
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh :)
That applies to /links too, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a link post Warner Bros. Responds To Christian Bale Tirade NSFW
sorry for posting 2 links close together,off to work so won't be back on 'til tonite!
NSFW for swearing
(redflame36, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh Heh....
*Click*
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Quick, call Warner!!!!
Copyright infringement! Get it off!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:56, Reply)
This is a link post Six "RAGS to RICHES" stories that are complete BULLSHIT.
Ronseal:

As I live in Europe, I have NO idea who number 5 is........& number 2 had me GOBSMACKED!!
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post Kitten takes a leap

(redflame36, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post MC Hotwheels....big up braaap braaaap! NSFW
But he's disabled (I'm assuming?) so it's not fair to laugh...unless you want to go to Hull

I was laughing at the Bez style character on the left though so that's ok

GC sagt nein
NSFW for mild swearage and man boobs
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as bad as this one tho!
tis still my favourite! :)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I like your sig
it made me do an inappropriate In Court lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post yay!
I do feel sorry for Paul's poor mum though
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah...
he is disabled and the Bez bloke is his carer!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I love the way he roots around on the bookcase for props. Epic :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:37, Reply)
This is a normal post you'll get run O-VWAAA
'tis GC though... from ages ago mind.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:36, Reply)
This is a link post Elbow - Seldom Seen Kid
A beautiful Album

*Edit*

I'm explain that it is a live concert done with the BBCSO
 (samwisethesick, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
You may wanna explain that it is a live concert done with the BBCSO though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(Fred Trellis I am her son. Get over it., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this on telly. It's very good. I love Elbow.
Isn't it still on the red button though?
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this
I love this I love this I love this I love this I love this I love this I love this I love this
 (I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That concert
was hands down one of the greatest live recordings that has been made for TV / radio. I tuned in from the snow on Monday and watched it 3 times back to back gaping in awe.

I love the album but that performance was something else.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh and yes
I think it is on red button for a while longer yet and you can now pre-order the CD and DVD of the performance from Elbow's website.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:24, Reply)
This is a normal post really?
Better than Pink Floyd's Pompeii? Johnny Cash's Live at Falsom Prison (Documented for TV it was)? Radiohead's special performance for Jools Holland? Almost any of 'TV Party'?
I mean, i like Elbow and this performance but that's quite a statement...
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course there was an element of hyperbole there
But I think for me its a yes, purely as a whole - the performance, ensemble and the quailty of the engineering and production just did it for me. Personal ting dough init.

Not seen the Floyd and Cash ones but in terms of recording and production I'd rate this way above the 'head on Jools one (bigger 'head fan than Elbow fan I be ;)). Though now you've got me thinking - the one they did for Canal + at around the same time with the Ondes Martenot choir was pretty special. If you've not seen it, check out the version of How to Disappear Completely from that performance, very very good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post *will shut up in a minute*
Also I think I found it pretty special just because they did the whole album. If Jools had brought us the whole of Kid A with the crazy jazzers and the orchestra of St. John's it probably would have pushed my buttons equally.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Grounds for Divorce sounds great with the strings
Still think Asleep in the Back is a better album though.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post that is a killer album
full of greatness.
 (duketh, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a pint with that lead singer guy the other day.
He was all of the nice. Lovely chap.

*boasts*
 (Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *jealouses*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's partly why I liked it so much
They seem like such lovely chaps and, humble as they are, were so thrilled to be doing that. Just really made up for them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the very best things
I've seen recently. Featuring Richard Hawley too!

Hooray for incredibly talented Northern blokeness.
 (simon shitting mason, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:31, Reply)
This is a link post Dwarf Cop - Weeby Comedy With A Small Dude I made this!
Mainly watch this for the cute American ladies. Originally called Dwarf Cop until the PC guys changed it. Needs a bit of editing but hope you guys like - Ta, Bob. Sorry, it's a myspace no embed thingey.
 (bobstuffin That's me. In the Gimp Suit, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a link post The Curious Case of Forest Gump.
Exactly like Gump except no aids.
I still wouldnt mind seeing it though
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *Clickie* for observation.
Still wouldn't mind seeing what?
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Benjamin Button
despite its similarities to Gump.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post loads of people slagging it off at the mo...
I really liked it tho!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post pretty sure board Nazi's are going to scream GC over this
It's been on more than once ebfore.

Nice find though :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Let the whiney cunts scream if they've nothing better to do.
I'm just passing through, I am no longer a resident in this place.

and cheers.
 (Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post what a refreshing attitude
HAHAHAHAHAAA!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like a Bond villain at times.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Was he being sarcastic?

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post No, GC is his brigade
But up to a point I agree.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post most of the stuff i find is GC
the GC brigade never seem to be up when i post the usual utter shite on here
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post To me GC is something posted that's on the popular page or posted within the last couple of days,or six times in the last week
Something that was once posted 7 months ago isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:41, Reply)
This is a normal post exactly

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Does that mean I get a hug?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hug or a rimming
take your pic
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hug
Well?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post GLASSSSS COCCKKKKK!
www.b3ta.com/links/273061

Just kidding ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:25, Reply)
This is a normal post and
www.b3ta.com/links/269380
:P
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
That is brilliant :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a link post Angry Chinese Actress...
Angry Chinese actress distracted when someone walks on set....sounds familiar? hehe
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
100% better when it's done that way.
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post oh my
this is absolute rudding genius.

*clicksssssss!!!!!!**
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That's excellent!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:09, Reply)
This is a normal post There Ya Go...................
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=VFJaRVw50Bg
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post or....
james.nerdiphythesoul.com/epic/?id=VFJaRVw50Bg
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! I didn't realise he'd expanded the range

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post neither did I!
just saw the two new buttons when I was watching Stalkers post :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post HaHaHaHaHa!
Congratulations on your sig', btw...
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post thanking you sir :)
only 8 weeks left! waaaaah!
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The video encoding makes it look a bit like she has no eyes - just smooth skin

(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 19:24, Reply)
This is a link post Crappy time lapse of my car last night in the snow I made this!

See... told you it was crappy.
Got a few more vids I need to stitch together and some great effects to put on it, then it will be like hollywood blockbuster I tell you (only done on a budget, and in Kidderminster).
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that bad
Looks a bit like a spore growing out of it. Floofy car!
 (Haz, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post ace!
a growing car
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post German super mario with misheard lyrics
this made me spit my coffee all over my screen!

happy snow day everyone :)
(Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Excellent. *click*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
fucking classic! click
 (addikt, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a link post Giant Snowball in Hampstead Heath
GC maybe I haven't checked.

Gotta love the guy who nearly gets squashed.
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Dude in the red trousers
FTW
 (I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post such heroics

(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:43, Reply)
This is a link post Why I love Scottish pride
I miss Scotland. You'd never get DVDs of morris-dancing five year olds down here.
(Chanticleer, kept, awkwardly, pausing, on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Well Im disgusted.
Thats a whole new level of child abuse.
 (Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Exhibit "A".........Exhibit "B"......
Probably one of Scotland's WORST examples....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTurZeM4eck


Of one of it's BEST ever songs....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2tkpFHeUaU
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post Japan Break Industries song
I'd seen the English version before ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs6BiPwqBU0&feature=related ) but I find the Japanese version, with a video of people demolishing stuff, even funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:31, Reply)
This is a link post A Motorhead ballad NSFW I made this!
NSFW if you work for a Catholic. Dedicated to the girl who lied to me.
(ambulocetus thinks plesiosaurs taste like chicken, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the inclusion of The Quiet Earth
but had no idea whatsoever what was going on here...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:57, Reply)
This is a normal post was not bad
but now my mind is mangled
 (Osiris64 ... thats no moon ..., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:32, Reply)
This is a link post Oooooo! Alien Life Quantified
Interesting BBC article about how many aliens might be in our galaxy. I just hope they dont find that evil planet of the apes................wait a minute.........statue of liberty.......
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post use science...
aliens are more likely to exist than god.

Fuck god in his arse. I wouldn't diss any aliens though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Im with you on that
although Im not sure I want to fuck even fictional characters in their bottoms.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:33, Reply)
This is a normal post In an Universe as big as ours
It would take a complete idiot not to realise that there is a very good chance that other planets that can support life exist.

I also believe in God. These are my own views and not part of any religion (although, due to my upbringing are based a bit on Christianity)
Bascily it boils down to "God is a part of everything so treat everything and everyone with respect"
My views agree with most scienfic fact and theory, from the Big Bang to Evolution.

/rant off
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
I know it's difficult to comprehend just how long a time several billion years is, and how big the universe it... but it still seems spectacularly unlikely that life should arise at all, let alone in two separate instances.

And yet, here we are.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmm...
I'm torn between both of those thoughts.

I think though, looking at our history - we'd be exceptionally arrogant to think that we're the only planet.

We thought for a long time that life couldn't exist on our own planet in some environments and we were dead wrong.

Seems life is a lot more resilient than we think it is.
 (Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i think there might be about another 8
the bbc should count again
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 8:53, Reply)
This is a link post Name generator for your new design studio
Evil Armadillo Media, etc.

mildly amusing
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It amuses me
to use this then google the results and see how many companies are already called this. If it ends in "studios", they'll probably be about three.
 (Cap'n, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 1:45, Reply)
This is a normal post very true
names like that make Jacob Dyer Media sound like a pretty good company. If it were a company of course and not a self obsessed tossfudge.
 (I helped save b3ta! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Dammit I was going to make that exact generator
curse my laziness
 (I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Feb 2009, 11:21, Reply)

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