In the interest of finding out more about the owner of said voice, I clicked on one of the links in the info section of this video. The result, otterwhiskersphotos.blogspot.com, can only be described as WTF? WT Shuddering F?
I no longer feel the need to meet the owner of said voice.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 2:27, Reply)
Up until that point it was merely weird. The soldier put it into a whole new category.
HOWEVER: that woman should be doing voice-overs in children's TV. she's perfect.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
Does no one else here speak cat?
How many times does the poor thing have to say:
FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)
THIS IS A LINK TO A PORN SITE
Just to make sure that's clear.
A an amusing, tougne in cheek educational video on how to become a porn star, definately NSFW.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:06, Reply)
I was expecting something quite shit
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
I spat tea several times during this.
sound wrong, now I look at it
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 0:47, Reply)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit mixed with the movie 300
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 19:10, Reply)
Did I say funny? I meant to say really tedious. that's the 3rd roger rabbit video you've posted and they've all been shite.
keep up the predictable level of dullness Sir.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, Reply)
You liked it admit it! You are just so used to saying things are shit that you would feel very awkward thinking something I posted was actually good.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:02, Reply)
If you look back at the comments on all your previous posts, i have never commented on any of them, despite the mass of users not liking them, I just felt I had to point out that 3 practically identical posts in a row is taking the piss somewhat.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:10, Reply)
I am right. You love every single one of my posts. You wanted to say something nice but the pure pressure of the hate got to you. You felt that if you said something nice, you might be outcast by your fellow nerds on this site. Am I right? AM I RIGHT!?
(, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:23, Reply)
It just keeps getting worse...
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 18:30, Reply)
if only for the head asploding cuteness. =P
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 22:02, Reply)
Some pretty well done, others just plain creepy. The Donald Duck one in particular gives me teh fear.
Apologies if GC.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 17:25, Reply)
You shall be hearing from my lawyers about this one...
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 18:00, Reply)
I wanted to make a track to try my Kaoss Pad out with - happy about the tune, not so sure about the feedback loops + digital delay + Kaoss Pad bit though.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:30, Reply)
www.james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/speedup.php?id=FDwZfhdkA3M
(, Mon 16 Feb 2009, 13:17, Reply)
I guess the are some products and services that really shouldn't be tied into valentine's day:
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:53, Reply)
I would have happily gone along with it for free champagne and chocolates.
Just received my free bottle of Hendricks gin this very morning buy writing a love letter to myself on their web site. :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
You must have got mine. It's clearly some kind of mistake.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:27, Reply)
I did write all about loving myself and taking myself upstairs for a good seeing to. The letters actually appeared to be hand written not just printed using a handwriting font and whats more is the wag who was in charge added his own 2p's worth to it as well. So maybe you just had to make a complete cock of yourself to get the free booze. :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 17:08, Reply)
An advert on a website with a knob in it?
Edit: Damn the ad changes sometimes.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:19, Reply)
you mean this:
http://m1.emea.2mdn.net/995904/skiing_468x60.swf
Edit: the blue one looks suspiciously like Horace.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:52, Reply)
This one is great, but one through three are equally good.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:34, Reply)
On another video: Vegetable Trees!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:35, Reply)
youtube description
"This Week in Public Comment #4. January 27, 2009, people of Santa Cruz express their opinions about the downtown"
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:37, Reply)
the video for The Rogue Element's Escalation.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
72 year old out-runs a bag thief. I just wish she had belted the little shits.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:21, Reply)
Also was surprised to note that the other 2 girls remained behind to apologise. Hope they gave their 'mate' a proper good seeing to later. (with fists not the sexy kind)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:27, Reply)
Well lets hope the took pics and posted them then.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:47, Reply)
thisiswhyyourefat.com/
Oddly compelling.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:36, Reply)
that will haunt your dreams, and possibly your every waking moment too, with its creepy wrongness.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:53, Reply)
before but what the shuddering fuck!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:11, Reply)
Is it me or does it have the twinge of a spanish accent?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:16, Reply)
he's Mexican, which somehow makes him even more creepy.
I have watched this half a dozen times now. I find it strangely compelling. And fucking scary.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:18, Reply)
Hello. I'm Mike. I used to be on here all the fucking time, boring the hell out of people with my dull drunken tales of angst, and would have done better in my degree if I hadn't spent 2001-2004 pissing about on this effing site. I now have a collection of underwhelming poems which is a definite contender for the title "Britain's least-visited website". So yeah, this is utterly shameless spam. I WILL APOLOGISE TO NOBODY.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:49, Reply)
Here a poem my boss sent by email a few years a go.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I shagged your sister
up the arse.
best boss ever
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Microsoft are hosting a web design and development conference over in Vegas this coming March (MIX 09). As part of the build-up to this, Microsoft are running a coding competition - the 10k challenge.
Basically, they're asking developers to submit something using their new web technologies which is written in less than 10,240 characters - for reference, the US Declaration of Independence is approximately 8,000 characters, so that ain't much.
I've submitted a daft little game written in Silverlight (you might need to download and install this to play, but the site should offer to do this for you - it's pretty painless).
If you've got a spare few minutes, have a look at "Cogs of War" at http://2009.visitmix.com/MIXtify/TenKDisplay.aspx?SubmissionID=0088. Click the screen to get started, then use the left and right buttons to move your character - collect cogs, dodge skulls. Easy at first, but it soon gets hectic :)
Click "I like this" by all means, but note you can also vote on the site itself (voting is open until 4PM on Feb 16th).
You can see all the other entries (and there are some bloody impressive ones, considering the 10k limit) at http://2009.visitmix.com/MIXtify/TenKGallery.aspx.
Thanks for reading!
P.S. Personal best is 490 :)
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 10:45, Reply)
Plenty of other timewasters on there too! The raindrops one is fantastic, although maybe he's cheating cos he's using sound from outside? I don't really like the current number 1 though, the last level is impossible!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 12:17, Reply)
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