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This is a link post Woman with enormous talons loses them.
Pretty horrific really - BBC News article.
 (I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Just how did she wipe her arse?
In fact, how did she do pretty much anything?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:26, Reply)
This is a link post Sex around the world - a short animation NSFW
ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 7:23, Reply)
This is a normal post COMMUNIST LIES!!
It is actually orgasms around the world.

Quite old though.
 (Splosion123, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post pfffft

(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post this
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 8:57, Reply)
This is a link post Noeltional Socialist House Party I made this!
My family are the kind of people who watch sky one. (In sky one's defense, it does have The Simpsons) So when I went to stay round last week imagine my horror at discovering Noel's HQ.

Thankfully the 5 minute clip that made me scared has been disseminated to all via the newsletter so I won't have to go through the pain of relaying what it is to you.

Thankfully, I have no friends to entertain me on a friday night so I made this fun little commentary instead. After I had finished it I realised it had gone midnight and wondered whether my favourite columnist Charlie Brooker had released a new column. He had, and in it he compares Noel Edmonds to Hitler. Bugger. Now the only semi-clever or amusing idea I have ever had will not even be thought of as mine. FML.
(Papa Chocolat, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:28, Reply)
This is a link post Ladies toilet prank. NSFW
I;m drunk...made me guffaw...needs bennyhillifier
 (I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 5:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahhahahahahha
dont think he expected to get pepper sprayed hahah
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Geddim! Geddim!

(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing

(largoembargo ???, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 21:38, Reply)
This is a link post Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"
Ronseal.
 (I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahahahahaha
hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHA!


And that is all.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 3:22, Reply)
This is a normal post "But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!"
rofl
 (I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha Ha Ha HA HA HA
"You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your pants."
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post The list is from 2003...
but contains lines from the 2005 movie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 5:22, Reply)
This is a link post Some guy in the US with a pet Fox. Very fluffeh!
I am going out to trap the one in our garden and make it mine.
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one!!!!!
 
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, just wait
Won't be too long until it's all grown up and it's eating his chickens.
 (Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Half dog, half cat!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 3:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Very accurate
Given the video! Wants one!
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 4:17, Reply)
This is a normal post New theory...
They ARE half-dog half-cat, created in a country laboratory, and that's why country folk are always chasing them: they escaped from the lab and must be re-captured.
 (I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you ruptured my cute gland...
Ps. AWWWWWWW!!!!
Pps. Have a click on me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
foxes are vermin bastards. Kill 'em all
 (I_Hate_Usernames, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Only one problem with a pet fox...
They fucking stink!

They have a musk gland which seriously pongs - i've handled fox cubs and the first thing you notice is the rancid smell they give off.
 (funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 22:03, Reply)
This is a link post Random death-inducing recipe generator I made this!
Inspired by a previous random recipe generator. I am so proud of this. Prouder than all my academic achievements, and prouder than my shitty little science blog. Enjoy!
 (I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Definately beat anorexia with all that I saw !

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:59, Reply)
This is a link post Jack Russel who climbs trees
That is all.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post If it falls
It will end up with even shorter legs
 (Montyphuq, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a link post Foxes on a trampoline!
Fluff!

BONUS: Look at the comments to see the user getting all butthurt over copyright.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post This remains my fave tramampoline clip!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hly0vuXPG-M
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a Boxer
they am mad
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post My friends just had to be put down
I am trying to talk them in to getting another so I can play with it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post this is quite random
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkwBKqmtDnM
 (De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 10:54, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Valentine's Day, /links I made this!
Posted a rather poor quality gif of this on /board this morning, but the swf is infinitely better. I hope you all have a sickeningly romantic/unromantic (delete as appropriate) day.
 (I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post This is very good.....
...however I have never understood the fascination with using the tradesman's entrance.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post No, same here.
Often costs twice as much in prostitution circles. I'm told.
 (I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheeky.....OOOOPS!
What ARE we like eh?!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post well isn't it quite logical
it's a smaller doorway and a really small passageway!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Nearly 1234567890 time!
C'mon, one in 5 of you will think this is slightly cool. A few might even admit it.

www.coolepochcountdown.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I was trying to tell somebody about this earlier . . .
they thought that I was making it up . . . so . . . thanks . . . naaaaaaaaer !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to put 1812 overture on for the special moment

(Peter_G, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Despite never actually using a unix based machine.
I can say that I am very excited, but just to get in with the cool geek crowd.
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 5 mins to go...
o_O
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Loved the fireworks
(I'm so lonely)
 (Mr Hippo Produced by Fred Quimby, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post wooooohoooo
celebration music now!!!!!!!!!!!
 (Peter_G, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it sad
that what I just witnessed was better for me than any new years' eve for a long time?

Actually, don't answer that...
 (Flagrant Tendencies, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:37, Reply)
This is a link post woman told to make herself look less sexy before flight
this sounds like something from the onion's ONN but is really really from CNN. wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooters is sort of weird.
I mean I can see why it exists, but I don't understand why it hasn't been destroyed. Like I can't understand why Christians haven't assassinated Madonna yet.
 (Cap'n, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I have this problem all the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post 40 Inspirational Speeches In 2 Minutes
The last two Fridays, some good work mates have been let go, so everyone is nervous today. Video could be GC, but it made me feel good on an otherwise forboding Friday.

But hey, it's nirly a fucken weekenz!
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha, oh my god, that is quite epic and slightly moving
best thing I've seen in ages

*click*
 (I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *weeps*

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post how the fuck did this clip make my trousers fall to my ankles
bravoo!!!!!

bravo!
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant editing
Noted for the next motivational bollocking I give.
 (twizted_synapses, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post aaahh
That's cheered me up no end. I wasn't even in a bad mood!
 (I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 9:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT WAS AWESOME!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That was so moving
a tear came to my third eye
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 0:25, Reply)
This is a link post De-Evolve Yourself!
Quite possible the best thing that I have seen someone link on twitter!!

Yet to see if I can do animals on it like chimps..
 (RobbJ, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post Watchmen arcade game

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:18, Reply)
This is a link post Blow up Smarties
The website of a lighting and pyrotechnics guy called Big Clive.

The make and do page has some fairly dangerous and yet work related stuff like 'make a cloud lamp' or a 'bam board' but then he gets onto things like 'blow up smarties', 'blow up your last Rolo', 'fracture every bone in your body using just a single hula hoop','build a wearable pixel' and 'make a USB turd'.

I quote... "This is a fully firewire compliant, fibre optic illuminated shite. When plugged into a vacant USB port, the turd will light up in a magnificent display of high-tech poop."

Enjoy
 (I helped save b3ta! Cheeses of Nazareth Where's Captain Kirk? www.whereiskirk.com, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post This needsa a reply
Thanks! Great linkage indeed!

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 7:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This is bloody marvellous!
Excellent find.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvelous!
Kept me entertained for at least an hour that!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:19, Reply)
This is a link post Try googling 'world of warcraft destoryed my life'
Its like crack but funny
 (I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:57, Reply)
This is a link post Giddy 3: Reasonably Special Edition! I made this!
Back in 2001, there was a shareware game for MS-DOS called "Giddy 3", and it was good. In 2008, I got the assembler source code and started rewriting it in C. And now you can enjoy it on Windows, Wii, and AmigaOS4! Huzzah!



Enjoy!

(if you have a Wii with homebrew channel, that version is the bestest).

Edit: I've created a facebook page for it, so if you like the game and are on facebook, why not become a fan? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post i have the wii homebrew channel
I'll check it out
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Very awesome. :-D
Have a click, suh.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
How very odd. *clicky*
 (I helped save b3ta! Biggus Dickus , it was like that when I found it, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:26, Reply)
This is a normal post haha awesome

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that is bloody ace!!
how do you get more lives?
what do you give colin the eel?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There are some hidden extra lives.
Try and jump where you think you might not be able to.

Colin doesn't get cheered up until quite late in the game :)

The hints help a lot. When the light bulb is on, hit the hint button (Defaults to Enter on Windows, A button on the Wii).
 (I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Woah
I suck at this. I'm stuck in the town with a sturdy plank and no hope of escape. Any hints?
 (oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Seems like a dead end.

I used the electrical toolbox to fix the phone, but that doesn't seem to have helped much...

Edit: Ah! You can go into the Tardis!
 (I helped save b3ta! teedyay, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The tardis...
just jump when in front of it to land on the step, then walk left from the right edge to go inside.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank both
Got quite far than jumped onto a robot with no health. I hope I surpirised it, at least :(
 (oh_amos doesn't appreciate his sig being changed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh!
This is fantastic.
But i'm stuck! I've got the flat battery and the large cog, but i can't get back to the factory bit from the town bit. Help!
 (Chunkmiester Isn't happy with all this "not smoking" nonsense., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Go in the tardis.
Eventually you end up back at the factory.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 18:08, Reply)
This is a link post How to make a solar system
A silly little video a friend of mine made, hope you enjoy! one swear word included
(schmandi, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post David touches children
AICMFP
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 19:15, Reply)

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