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This is a link post Snow + Slightly mad dog. I made this!
I think he was chasing the snow he was flicking up but frankly he just looks nuts!

Benny Hillified too for good measure...
Benny Hillifier
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks just my old dog
We used to call these moments of madness a "mad 5 minutes". He had a couple of strokes towards the end of his life and my Mum had him cremated and put in a box. She gave the box to me one day and said "He's lost a bit of weight!"
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a link post Um...its a device for oral pleasure NSFW
Here is the best quote ever:
"We are an older couple that wears dentures. We are active in the swingers lifestyle. The blowguard fits over my dentures and when Im giving other men blowjobs, my teeth don't move."


only mildly NSFW due to subject matter..no dodgy pics or anything
 (I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post No dodgy pics or anything?
You obviously didn't make it as far as the video in the Use and Care page.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:53, Reply)
This is a normal post its dishwasher-safe
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 (Roopy all is not what it seams, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Taking the "job" out of blowjobs
Possibly the best tagline ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! john3ners has relocated to the Highlands, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a link post I'm AMAZED they weren't executed, the Russians must be going soft.
I only just read that the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs were all JAILED on feb 11th.

Sincerest & humblest apologies to the board if GC.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post and I'd just got the video out of my head
fuck you dudley
 (PaulGadd -, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a link post Body spray for women
may attract gay men
(wutwutinmybutt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Someone clearly knows where to take the screencap.

(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post haha thats really quite odd
"Fucking huge sunglasses"
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post :)
Most uplifting video ever.

posted a year ago, worth seeing again
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post only uplifting if youre a yank
.
 (Miggyman, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post yes, quite
i consider myself uplifted.
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I know some gurls....
If you'd like to give me some money to be introduced.
 (I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I blubbed a bit
'cos I'm SENSITIVE you fuckers.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
What is uplifting about Americas smartest man singing?
 (northmale, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 23:34, Reply)
This is a link post Saturday Morning Watchmen
If Watchmen was a Saturday morning cartoon...

/edit: from the 80s/90s, you know
/ALSO edit: now with youtube goodness. Too bad I can't edit the link.
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
This will happen...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a link post Alan Watts - Life and Music
GC, but it should be compulsary viewing at least once a week just to keep us all on track. :)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:31, Reply)
This is a link post OK, what hair cut you want today?
A Teddy Boy/Rockabilly Quiff in 60s colour?
YOU GOT IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I yam teh baldy
this makes me sad :-(
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hair is overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
if you dont have it
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a link post Michael Jackson Press Conference
The guy on the video at 30 seconds made me LOL!
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post "YEAHHHH"

(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post and the woman at the begining
offering jacko a small boy
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:56, Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a cross between Andrew Eldritch and Doctor Zeus
or even Zaius
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:16, Reply)
This is a link post Pistol Youth - In My Eyes
Wow.. just Wow!
(KnackerDwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post awesome in a weird creepy way
also, weezer.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post meet Barry, brighton's newest spoken word artist NSFW
Barry likes to share his views with the world via a small record shop in brighton.
Barry's monologues are unscripted, unplanned, completely off the cuff and in your face. Here Barry share his view on broke back mountain
Often controversial, outspoken, unpc, but always entertaining, Barry is a force to be reckoned with.
new CD out soon, for news and updates check out his facebook group www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=46896841590#/group.php?gid=65455911800&ref=ts

Also included here is Barry's duet with 60s legend Arthur Brown, revisiting Arthur's seminal classic, Fire.

www.filefreak.com/pfiles/89809/fire.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post How quaint!

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:34, Reply)
This is a link post Russian Real Photo Lunacy NSFW
I don't know what the bloody hell is wrong with Russian people, but it would appear that they are either;

a) completely insane, or;
b) do not susbscribe to the view that Real Photo Sunday is shite.

I think a little of both.

Either way, I came across this while looking for meat for a photoshop outing, (the phrase put into Google was "Emptying the trash").

Please note that I have not browsed the entire site so I don't know if it may contain NSFW content. I have flagged it as such anyway, just in case.

Enjoy.
 (Guizmeaux, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Those Russians are chuffing mental!
I remember a free video that came with Bizarre magazines many moons ago which was clips from some Russian "talent" show. One clip was a dude eating loads of live scorpions :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post mental?
That's the russian b3ta, and i likey.

I'll give it 6 months to a year before some fuckwit posts one of these images to me in my email, or asks me to join a facebook group to support a cause that exists because they saw one of those photos with a completely different story attached.

I can see it now "Mable Eve Anythingonfacebook has invited you to join the group 'STOP THIS TERRIBLE UKRANIAN PRACTICE OF WAITERS BEING FORCED TO LIVE IN WASTE DISPOSAL CHUTES!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you're not accusing me of it...
...but I do apologise if I've posted something that's been here before.

But this was so random that I had to post it.

Anyway, just as you said, there is an element of B3ta-ness to it and I thought it was a nice real-world parallel.

I've just realised that I have never actually met a Russian person. How odd.
 (Guizmeaux, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That site is brilliant.
I've been on it for the past hour finding more and more stuff at the bottom of the page.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:06, Reply)
This is a normal post *Glees*
Excellent! Glad I'm not the only one!
 (Guizmeaux, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Wasnt this in the newsletter several years ago?

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the first lot certainly were with the people hanging out the window.
the rest are new to me!

and awesome as well!
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:48, Reply)
This is a link post Dancing ladies in kitty cat outfits
pretty much sums B3ta up really.
Thought this was just lully :-)

Ah one, ah two, ah one two three four
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right...
Lully indeed
 (Dr Frank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post BrokenPictureTelephone is back
and better than evarrr!
 (KnackerDwarf, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post cool looks fun
been playing a bit and starting a few, no notifications that any of the games have ended yet tho.
 (Miggyman, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post The story of the QWERTY keyboard.
Not the most thrilling website in the world but it's quite an interesting story behind the layout that we use almost every single day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry_Tibbs Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting.....
......but perhaps less interestingly is, do you know the longest word you can type using only the QWERTY line?



Strangely enough it's "TYPEWRITER"
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post And the remaining letters
Spell QUO...
 (I helped save b3ta! Greenbat, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not strange at all
The original design didn't have an R in the top row, and it was changed specifically make it easy to type the product's name as a demo.
 (bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Gretchen Glasscock
for real
 (I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post The Super Broker Shuffle
Just one good reason why white people should never rap! ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! Furness, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL
I think I'm in love with the Planters Peanuts guy. He can ... lay ... mad ... rhymes ?
 (Ecclesia, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
I have never seen a greater display of a lack of rhythm. this is ace :D
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post i like charlie parson. he preaches like a parson.
some white people can rap plenty fine.
www.myspace.com/tickleperson
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post haha the original is proof that
some black people shouldn't rap either...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNC3dgreaU
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post tee hee
hee
 (I helped save b3ta! null and void, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Without question
the best thing I've seen all week
 (I helped save b3ta! Fetid Mimsy Bouncing Back!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post my brother showed me this a few weeks ago
It was stuck in my head for days. Glee :D
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:49, Reply)
This is a link post Train up your wanking arm
to be so strong you would probably yank it off... Or the ball slips out your hand and destroys your tv or a member of your family.

Probably gc to the max but eh...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post 0_0 what the helll?
is he doing? What is going on...and will some one please tell me what a "Powerball" is before I go try that website shown there.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
it's a gyro in a ball. You spin it up and see how fast you can get it to go. It's pretty awesome when it gets up to speed as it feels like it's getting heavier and heavier.

They're great fun! I got one yesterday :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post They're wierd little gyroscopic jobbies that people use to train up their arm/wrist muscles.
Their inside bits spin really fast and put lots of g force on the arm.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha he must be so proud that's on the internet.
A mate at Uni - proper hard bastard - had one of those. His favourite trick would be to rev it up to pretty fast and then give it to one of us far weedier people and laugh as it nearly twisted out arm off at the elbow...
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
Yeah if you aren't sure what to expect it's pretty mean.

Took me a good few hours getting it to do anything and i was on the verge of wanting to smash it up. Got it in the end though lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
look at his wig wobble around when it really gets going. amazing!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
It would be funny if all of a sudden the ball stopped and he spun around it instead at like 20k rpm, comedy gold!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah
but dont let your mum catch you!
 (I helped save b3ta! WurSeL - Havin it Large www.haveitlarge.net, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Not GC at all
I've had one for a couple of years now. keep breaking them then getting replacement parts for free from the manufactures in Ireland. Absolutely brilliant fun, and yes, my wanking arm is HUGE!

EDIT

They are also great fun when pissed and you let the spinning gyro inside rub against your skin. Hurts like hell when you are sober. Looks just like a burn.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post What sort of speed can you get out of it?
and I won't ask what bit you were rubbing it against ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I have one of these...
but I am still shit at wanking, I have to get my girlfriend to do it for me :(
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post pah!

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, FTW!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0v05iaYZC0

I have no idea what a powerball is, but check this one out from 0:29, looks like he's ready to explode! :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahaha super lol
please please someone replace his power ball
with a floppy cdc flailing around
clicks
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post This is my favourite book.
It's a riveting read, and a true bargain at this new knock-down price.
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why
. . . and such good value.
 (>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha Yay for "special interest group" books at silly prices
My fave is this one... (and half the price of yours sonny jim) www.amazon.co.uk/Cheese-Problems-Solved-P-L-H-McSweeney/dp/1845690605
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice how the used copy is even more expensive!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This one is equally indispensable,
although at this tramp's price I'd be a bit embarrassed to be caught actually reading it. I have encased mine in gold, therefore, to make it feel more prestigious.

TROLLEYS YA RLY
 (I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha... Customers who bought this, also bought
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories (Paperback)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah I'd worn my copy out
(and stuck half the pages together with my man mess LOLZ) and wondered where i could chance upon another copy for cheap

Thanx Grey Kid you have saved the day again!

Kisses
 (I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm always lending my copy out to friends...not sure where it is now
at this price, i'll just buy two:

one for ME!
one for lending out
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:59, Reply)

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