sorry for thred rush but this is pretty fail. and funny, schauden freude.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
...by running away, and shouting "someone help him" from a distance
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:43, Reply)
this version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7WwMUEAKIA has 126,000 views
this version www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mjTh0EybZE&feature=related has 53,000 views
this version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zAjPAVxF5I&feature=related has a further 191,000 views
this version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AveuA4oW2w&feature=related has 1,001,600 views
Theres also the version that was linked from todays big fail:
www.todaysbigfail.com/view/20080822 which has another 57000 views
I think there was a daily motion version too
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:08, Reply)
such as that spider pic bank one a while back...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:03, Reply)
Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:18, Reply)
"Google Maps Car Hits a Deer, Records Entire Ordeal on Google Maps"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:23, Reply)
Edit: if you are easily scared by flashing images of solarised kittehs don't watch beyond 1:20
some people might find it shocking! I really don't think it is though!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Alright, am I being a right misery but is there some kind of thing going on around here where someone thinks that putting up something shocking/uncomfortable/inappropriate and then posting a misleading title (again under the guise of something cute/fluffy) is funny?
Because either I'm having a man-period, or this is just plain dickery :-(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:29, Reply)
but it's not really that shocking! it's pretty mild really if you have seen the new bbc 4 advert. Subjective I suppose.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:33, Reply)
It's the whole misleading thing. I just really really hate it. I was expecting kittens and fluff, therefore mentally prepared for it, not prepared for this :-(
*sucks thumb and rocks in corner*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:37, Reply)
This seems to be only exist to be unpleasant, whilst pretending to be pleasant.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:02, Reply)
Oprah is shitting herself
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)
You need to get out more and experience the world man.... instead of sitting at a computer looking for things to be upset about.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:32, Reply)
“Don’t Fuck With Love” is a one minute and thirty second stop-motion animated film set to the song of the same name by the group The Sad Little Stars.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)
Great Animation! Woo!
There is so much good music coming out of brooklyn at the moment :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)
That kid can play something easy for anyone his age that has had a few months of trumpet lessons, but can do it whilst doing a stupid dance and looking cute. I'm sure there are plenty of young Australian trumpeters (or whatever) with genuine talent and flair who are far more deserving of praise, and would inspire others to take up music rather than novelty.
(It was still quite funny though).
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
strange case of syncronosity popping back here after an absence, I notice 2 links by the 'day job orchestra' - the Obama one on the popular page and one a few links down
how many of you know they also make anti-NWO vids?
skip the symbology guff and jump to 4.08
for CFR quote on youtube link below
US senate Stan Jones at 7.30
also more irrefutable evidence if anyone wants to research further;
www.amazon.co.uk/Hope-Wicked-Master-Plan-World/dp/0966805631/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1236266739&sr=8-1
mine cost £37 but you could probably do a used copy for £10 if you look harder
contains a relentless amount of evidence that even the most cynical could not dismiss
also I take no pride in saying the prediction about hyperinflation I made back in Oct is unfolding and I hope you're buying silver (.9999 pure canadian maple coins on ebay ) after the BoE announced it was following Mugabe's model of printing money... all to plan
peace
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Hello! Nice to see you again.
I'll watch the vid (and do my darndest to demolish your claims) as soon as I get the chance...
:)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, Reply)
bit of a hit and run
but we should make a date for a serious debate about the freeman/statute stuff I was posting a while back
maybe a debating thread on off topic - I could spare an hour - you always gave good debate
use my previous link to assemble your case for the prosecution:
www.b3ta.com/links/278026
the link is John Harris's presentation at "The Lawful Rebellion Conference" held in the UK recently , which outline my arguments perfectly and provides some cast iron proof for my previous claims
;)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)
I watched that, thinking that John Harris would be the John Harris who's my colleague. Sadly, no.
I was just left with the impression that I was watching idiots. After all, they'd gone to Stoke by choice.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Have you seen the young pretender who has been over on /board recently?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, Reply)
The Chicago godzilla dude?
Yaaaa!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Just a thought regarding the printing of money.
Q1. Name a major symptom of economic recession?
A1. Deflation in the value of natural currency.
Q2. Name a side effect of printing more money, specially during a period of deflation?
A2. Inflation.
Q3. Name the opposite of deflation
A3. Inflation.
So, you can can probably see why it might be done ;) ]
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:49, Reply)
I wish I had the time to get into this with you
can I fob you off with my previous waffling on the subject - which is unfortunately very relevant to todays finacial announcement
www.b3ta.com/links/236198
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:51, Reply)
I can't be arsed with this actual post, just I don't think printing more money helps at all.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:35, Reply)
www.b3ta.com/links/285967
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:53, Reply)
regarding your previosuly linked freeman of the land subject, there was an interesting programme on tv the other evening focusing on the subject, with your main main John Harris.
I believe it was a 2 hour interview with him. I was hoping to stay to watch all of it, just for background info. on it if nothing else, but was sadly called away.
Not wishing to get myself involved too much in the subject, but it may well be repeated, and I thought it may be of interest to you, it's probably up on the net somewhere anyway. :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:54, Reply)
not a 'mainstream' channel, I'll grant you, but easy to find on the SKY channels, and maybe freeview (not sure on the latter)
It's a channel that focuses quite heavily on 'conspiracy' (for want of a better word) subjects. Can't say I'm a regular viewer
(or indeed want to be) but I am aware it exists, and caught the start of the freeman thing on a channel-hop
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:51, Reply)
I've got to go in a minute, so I'm just going to throw a few points out. I don't really have the time to write full paragraphs - for which I apologise.
First: hyperinflation? Where? Yes, printing money can cause that. And, not being an economist, I can't comment on the wisdom of doing so now. But I'm willing to believe that it might be necessary, and there's no reason at all to suppose that it'll be hyperinflationary. Evidence, please.
Second: The gold standard. You seem curiously hung up on this. However, I'm puzzled. If it's so important for the dollar to be backed by gold, what, in turn, backs the gold? If gold doesn't need backing, why does anything else? (You don't believe in gold's inherent value do you? Really? Please, no...)
Third: New World Order. Splicing a few contextless soundbites doesn't amount to much. It tells us nothing about the nature of the alleged NWO, what the phrase means, nor why (and that) we should worry. The notion that the world might be restructured radically in some way is potentially quite appealing.
Fourth: The clip at 4:30 onwards seems like churn-it-out anti-communist and anti-left paranoia. It doesn't need refutation. You can smell the hokum.
Fifth: 7:20 onwards. Ditto. Hokum. Surely you can see that?
Sixth: 7:55. The claims about the EU consitution are simply false.
Seventh: 8:30. What's the evidence for the Amero claims? Simply that there's a road being built? Oh, come off it. And - besides - you haven't explained why the Amero would be so bad. Soviet consitution? Really?
Note that the speaker here is a libertarian candidate. That is - fairly rightwing, individualistic, frontiersman, small-state claptrap.
And with that, I'm off. See you later.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:55, Reply)
you cannot be this stupid?
no doubt you have intelligence but your supreme arrogance has a habit of distorting any info you are presented with or simply creating a blind spot to be ignored
I seem to remember when I was predicting the the financial/housing crash begining in 07 you took great pleasure in telling me how misguided I was and how it will be a minor blip from which house prices will bounce back from again - remember that?
when you develop an arrogance that interferes with your survival instinct I seriously suggest you have a rethink about your outlook
compare what 1oz of gold bought 100 years ago and 1 oz buys you today
compare what £1 bought you 100 years ago and what £1 buys you today
you get the idea?
www.economicshelp.org/2008/04/hyperinflation-causes-costs-and.html
when money comes off the gold standard the banks have free reign: every note is produced with interest (debt) attached - the effect is the central bank has to perpetually increase the money supply to cover the outstanding debt created - which in turn creates more debt - what we have is a very sophisticated form of slavery - as it is impossible for people and government to come out of this self perpetuating cycle of debt
and what is money today - a promisory note backed by our labour, they are permitted to create the money in relation to how much actual money they hold - they are still creating it from nothing - and charge interest on it
it then loans to the government at interest and then regulates value of this currency through supply
this entire mechanism only produces one thing -spiralling debt and systmatic collapse - what we are witnessing today
witness the toxic loans and sub primes and how the money was raised to back them - not possible if there was a leverage on how much could be raised by anchoring it to a limited gold supply - thus keeping inflation down - and the cost of living
witness the gov backed programme in the US to make affordale housing available to people they knew could not repay it - they made it policy - look at Obama his vice pres involvement in this
look up Fanny Mae - do the research
you do not make mopre loans available to meet the rising house prices - this is like poring petrol on the fire as doing so will only create house prices spiralling upwards out of control with loans being thrown at any old joe to buy one on a 125% mortgage - you don't need to be a rocket scientist to see what will happen when yo make a huge demand available (sub prime morgages issued to unstable holders who will default) to a limited housing stock - it's like someone said about the financial crisis being caused by city wide boys and not some 'shadowy elite'
yep, the city wide boys caused the financial troubles but because they operated in an unregulated arena created by those above them - despite the seeming chaos it all still exists within the convines of created system at the higher level, as with the 30s - and have no doubt this was steered by a group from above
in the 20s they refined this scam by increasing the money supply and creating high risk loans (hence the period known as the Roaring 20s) - they then called in the loans en masse causing massive sell offs and bank runs enabling the central bank to buy up whole corporations on the cheap - -the bank then contracted the money supply creating -the great depression of the 1930s -
“a world banking system was being set up, a superstate controlled by international bankers acting togather to enslave th world” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_T._McFadden Louis Mc Fadden (later poisoned)
"Give me the control of the credit of a nation, and I care not who makes the laws.” ROthchild (owner of BoE)
“this regionalization is in keeping with the Tri-Lateral Plan which calls for a gradual convergence of East and West. Ultimately leading towards the goal of a one world government.” Zbigniew Brezinski
Zbigniew Brezinski is OBAMA's main man - look it up - look him up
(aplogies for spelling - speed typing as I have to leave and I have a tonne of problems to sort.... but teh bitch ain't one)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:55, Reply)

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
your picture beats my ramblings any day :)
I asked one of my wife's friends having a Obamagasm which of his policies he likes
"he has policies?"
yep, we're f*cked
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:17, Reply)
Though large bodies of text can put some people off.
I went through a phase of trying to alert everyone I know to the real facts, some people will never be able to accept it, you have to move on.
And yes, invest in gold/silver while it's affordable.
Laters.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:20, Reply)
if at all
He's a name that you probably dislike , but Samuel Huntington's Clash of Civilisations is a good read to this effect
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:43, Reply)
I have no idea what one ounce of gold bought a century ago, nor what a pound bought. I don't see how that makes a difference.
The value of gold only exists because we desire it - that's what value is. Now, it happens that people consistently seem to want gold - but, were they to decide that, say, topsoil was much more desirable, they'd sell their golf for topsoil. The value of gold'd plummet - and it'd buy very little - and the price of topsoil would rise, meaning that it'd buy more.
Rather like a currency. Gold may be less volatile over the short term, but that has to do with human psychology more than with gold itself.
Conversely, a currency is valuable if and only if people want it. It doesn't need to be guaranteed by anything except people's faith in it. (And don't go thinking that gold is a guarantee against inflation - it isn't - or that it provides a stable mark of value - witness the stories about the Malian emperor who, in the 14th century, undertook the Hajj. While in Cairo, he gave away so much gold that the market collapsed and the economy took years to recover.)
Incidentally, were I to pay you for a good or service in gold, you'd be relying on the probability that someone'd want to exchange that gold later for food or shelter or something. Rather like a promissory note, in fact...
Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac were monumental fuck-ups. So what? Noone denies that, and it doesn't alter the general picture.
Your quotations add nothing - except... Rothschild owned the BoE? Eh?
Apologies for typos - I'm a bit tipsy.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:52, Reply)
why would a power-hungry elite want a communist system?
The final goal of a communist state is to get rid of the central government.
I call bullshit on all of this.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, Reply)
I get my evidence by the bale from Lidl.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:05, Reply)
with the word 'evidanse' written on them.
spelling aside, it's very compelling.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:45, Reply)
I DRINK IT UP!!
now take that concept
take those bits of paper you have rub out "evidense" and draw a smiley pic of the queen and a pound sign and a 50
then issue as many as you like and charge interst on anyone that loans them from you
then you have exactly what the banks are doing
has any of this penetrated the haze of smug sarcastic funk that surrounds your wiseass head yet?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:24, Reply)
like everyone isn't getting bummed all the time by the power elite anyway? its not like we're free now and they are going to take our cherished freedom. thats long gone. so why stress?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:17, Reply)
The Chemical Wartet perform Goodnight Sweetheart. It's a lovely rendition of a lovely song. Lovely all round, really.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)
There's an album in there somewhere.
Might I suggest:
Blue moon
Hush little baby
Mr Sand Man
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:29, Reply)
I reckon you should try out Hoppipolla by Sigur Ros!
So when are you gigging?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, Reply)
i'm not sure when we'll do this live but we definitely will at some point. I'll mention it on here as and when- still needs a fair amount of work before we're ready to do it live though innit
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:44, Reply)
reminded me of resevoir dogs when they cut that guys ear off!
*clicks*
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:19, Reply)
just getting on with everything in a jovial way, you know, keeping cheerful
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:28, Reply)
whilst scaring the crap out of everybody at the same time! I would like to go to the pub with them!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:30, Reply)
Like... break time at the evil bond villain headquarters, or the new stylish hostage videos straight from Chechnya!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:48, Reply)
No other description needed.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:07, Reply)
An A-Z of TV ads.
I can't imagine it's every advert ever but there's some I've not seen such as :-
www.tellyads.com/show_movie_vintage.php?filename=VA0755
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:04, Reply)
link to story
www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/mar/03/told-mcnuggets-ran-out-fort-pierce-woman-calls-911/
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:29, Reply)
I spent most of the 80s staring at her naked busomey goodness not her name :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:05, Reply)
www.tcpalm.com/polls/2009/mar/_nuggets_poll/results/
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)
The only word I understood was "powl-eese" at the end.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:18, Reply)
It was just gibberish. American gibberish.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, Reply)
"and if would have handled matters in my own hand then i would have been in trouble which i wanted to handle matters in my own hand... and so... and i wanted to jump 'cross that counter but, i understand its not her fault she's just doing her job... and so thats why i was yelling... she wouldn't give me my money back... thats why i was a young lady and called the police"
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:55, Reply)
A friend made 'Pearl Harbour in 60 seconds'. (hope this doesn't qualify as spam)
A few little uses of aftereffects but I think it goes to show old fashioned model explosions, decent editing and a script beats the CGI effects!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Though I think I may prefere the cloverfield one :S sorry..
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 16:15, Reply)
Because of all the CCTV, cool shit like this gets caught on camera and uploaded to youtube. oh and he survived
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)
but I still wouldn't want him inspecting my house.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:05, Reply)
Why wouldnt you change your name?
That is great though. Really we need to get a book done of all these people. I wonder if you can legally print out and publish a web page in a book without needing permission?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:31, Reply)
Dave Seaman's name for example didnt raise much of a giggle till crowds started singing 'hes got Seamen on his shirt'
Now if your dentists first name happens to be Imgonnafillyourmouthwith, then were in LOLs business.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:13, Reply)
The awesome Knife Crime Awareness Gift Pack (worth close to £200 by our reckoning) could be yours. All you have to do for your chance to win is read the Daily Mail and tell us about any outright lies you spot.

Oh, and I just launched a brand new version of Daily Mail Watch that's going to be totally awesome, and this is part of it:
www.mailwatch.co.uk/2009/03/04/editor-tim-ireland/
Cheers all.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)
and they employed the big bully tactics and a sheer non-plussed attitude to nicking images from t'net
I'd more than happily help with that page if needed :)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:18, Reply)
point me to or provide me with a summary of this latest image rip-offery and I'll see if we can't make a special feature out of it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:07, Reply)
that my e-mail address has been banned :S
Are the daily mail trying to censor you already?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, Reply)
you want us to actually READ the Daily Mail? Hmmm not sure if I can do that!
ED: Mind you I could just pay a bit more attention when my colleagues start ranting about something out of it I suppose
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)
I'm guessing the website has the same shite ??
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)
From a wax cylinder allegedly. I'd forgotten all about this but have been listening to scratchy recordings of Dylan Thomas reading his own poems all morning and was reminded.
At university we had Bosie's grand-daughter visit us once and she played this too.
Was quite a nice outcome really - she now does poetry therapy in prisons. Kind of making up for what Bosie did to poor old Oscar...
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:46, Reply)
Perkins: He's a dab hand at the prosecution, sir.
Blackadder: Yes, well, look at Oscar Wilde.
Perkins: Oh, butch Oscar.
Blackadder: Big, bearded, bonking, butch Oscar - the terror of the ladies. 114 illegitimate children, world heavyweight boxing champion, and author of the best-selling pamphlet, "Why I Like To Do It With Girls". And Massingbird had him sent down for being a woopsie.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:01, Reply)
But I still think the last two series are some of the funniest stuff ever done.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:04, Reply)
but from Elizabeth I onwards, I think they are unimpeachable :D
The final scene, despite the fact that I have seen it millions of times, still reduces me to tears every time.
That line, "Who would notice another mad man round here?" is just inspired IMO :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:06, Reply)
Blackadder: The plan had one fatal flaw.
George: What was that, sir?
Blackadder: It was bollocks.
Genius
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:15, Reply)
I have all the scripts, and they provide fantastic reading over and over again :D
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, Reply)
the voice is crystal clear, it was just like being in the same room as oscar
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:20, Reply)
Oscar the Grouch in his bin surrounded by people crunching all the rubbish around him.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:15, Reply)
it is a wax cylinder recording of a man that died in 1900 - isn't going to be Ipod standard :-P
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:35, Reply)
My own slightly less extreme efforts for paintball.
thebushmansblog.blogspot.com/search/label/Hide%20and%20seek
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, Reply)
you may have well just worn a strobe light on your head
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:28, Reply)
it follows me around
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 14:57, Reply)
Is it just me or is the boxes one vaguely sinister?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:59, Reply)
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