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This is a link post A Moral Parable For The Sci Fi Age
Half science fiction story and half essay on metaethics: 100% mindfuck.
 (Lieutenant Colonel Oblivious brought to you by intravenous sugar, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks a good read this, cheers!
Will save for when I get home this eve, lest I get no work done today
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:32, Reply)
This is a link post New Birth Control Pill Turns Women into Fundamentalist Christians I made this!
A new form of contraception that turns its user into a fundamentalist Christian will soon be available to American women after receiving final approval from the FDA yesterday.
 (Chinaski11, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:26, Reply)
This is a link post Time for some late night fluff!
Someone posted this link on here before as a live webcam of a litter of kittens.

Well yesterday it all changed. It's now some very cute puppies! So I thought it warranted a repost. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I can has pearoast fluff?

(seeing as nobody saw it due to people posting the fucking pop can meme)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:41, Reply)
This is a normal post What the eFF is that on your plate?
Looks like Lard & Slop Juice!
Cats love that, don't they?

;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post looks like lasagna
with a side of cat head
 (I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmhhh
Dogs love that, don't they?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post yup.
lasagne om noms. The missis made it and it was fucking tasty. The cat head was a little dry, though. Needed more sauce.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmhhh
I love barbecued cat sauce
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:18, Reply)
This is a normal post ha

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:23, Reply)
This is a link post Wiki Bible Vandalism
Genesis, Chapter 12, v 10-12.
Don't know how long it'll be there...

Edit:
Screen Grab just in case it gets removed
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:15, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHA
hope youve screen grabbed it, cos I'm off to bed..

Doesnt look like any one has noticed, on the history theres an unrelated trol been removed a few minutes ago
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
wonderful!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:44, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
Excellent, probably quite easy to vandalise obscure parts of the bible online.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ahahaha
already changed back :(
 (augsav, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaawww...
It was good while it lasted...
More of this, please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:31, Reply)
This is a link post Geralds last day , an utterly charming stopmotion film
Lovley short film made by some online friends of mine, husband and wife team Justin and Shel Rasch.
only online for a short time because its still doing the festival rounds.
see it on The DELTA in air and Online Festival.
look at the bottom of the first blog post for a link to it.
https://www.delta.com/marketing/flyinmovies
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:13, Reply)
This is a normal post God. That almost made me well up
...and that's despite knowing it almost certainly would have a happy ending!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Lovely!
I've grown cynical; I half expected a Brazil-style ending...
 (Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Crying like the massive girl I am
It was lovely :')
 (I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:55, Reply)
This is a link post Eminem - Biterphobia
An oldy but a goody.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post Why can't we be friends? I made this!

(Peter_G, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Not available in my country or region?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup same..
Pic of David "fuckface" Cameron yet not available in the UK? How queer..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Not
available in England either
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:52, Reply)
This is a normal post aw shit
youtube blocked it because of the audio used. I'll post it on google video instead, hang on a minute.
 (Peter_G, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been hanging here for 4 hours now!!

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:02, Reply)
This is a link post Holy drum n' bass
Pretty much as the title says. This made me chortle mightily :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen a few of these.
but this one is especially good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Was about to call GC
but looks like a new one? or different to the other 3 ive seen...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It did warn me before I posted it that it had been seen many times...
...this particular one hasn't been posted on here before though ;)
 (Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post There are six of them (two sets of three); all made by the same person
This is the third part of the SuperSunday set; I posted a link to the second part a couple of months ago.

Highlights of this one include:

- The moonwalk/drop at 1:30

- The mother pulling her child away from someone at 2:33 before it gets kicked in the face

- Grandma givin' it large at 2:36
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post thats theres good un

(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Woo, that is a new one
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:02, Reply)
This is a normal post that's fucking ace
nice start to the day.. cheers!
 (raymond "three griddle pans" luxury yacht lovin' the christmas action, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post this
is fucking mighty
 (nommy sossy sammiches om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 21:43, Reply)
This is a link post Watchmen Review I made this!
Just been to see Watchmen. Here's a few words about it.
(__, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lol japes!
Whats with the name change, you confused me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I'M PETER DAVISON, MOTHERFUCKER

(__, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post clearly!
liking the hair btw
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post you've changed a bit since you were Dr Who.

(Sim-O Doing as little as possible, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:43, Reply)
This is a normal post You wearing black to hide your man tits?

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 3:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you had an Electric Shock?
Or do you have the same hairdresser as Peter Stringfellow?
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:59, Reply)
This is a link post Mario spotted in NY streets

(largoembargo ???, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post heheheh
thats sweet
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
There are lots of megamans in Aberystwyth for some reason. Always raised a smile.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 2:45, Reply)
This is a link post Even bad publicity
is good publicity. B3tans - do your duty.
 (shipman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Who ever harold Ramp is.... *claps*

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That
unfortunately was the product of my sordid mind.

I reckon the mass of B3ta can do much better
 (shipman, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:13, Reply)
This is a link post Cream Egg Challenge
Probably not a good idea...
 (Stegzilla, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually that much sugar and cocoa
Im not sure you wouldnt make yourself very seriously ill. I will be tuning in to find out.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:17, Reply)
This is a link post Another amusing photo crop on the BBC
This fellow looks like he has antennas
 (I helped save b3ta! rollthetroll el presidente, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ^-^;;
He looks like a little ant!
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:26, Reply)
This is a link post Someone just cut you up at the lights? Email their car!

(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a really good idea in theory,
but as you can see, it will simply be abused by essex girls :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
To: 703GZM, From: oderi
Subject: Please don't
Today, you called me into your office to show me
the web site of a potential business partner. When you began to type 'virginia' into google,
it auto-completed your search with your recent search for 'virgin boy *** s'. I have to go on
business trip with you tomorrow. I'm a young,
virgin boy. Don't rape me.
 (Huw Edwards Yer Maw's got the Hantavirus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I swear I saw that in a QOTW post

(I helped save b3ta! Chilli Heatwave ,shit, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:05, Reply)
This is a link post Woman with a hammer in Jades room
Maybe she was there to put a few pictures up or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Now look
I will be happy when she dies for two reasons:
1. One less fat ignorant racist in my world
2. Her bairns won have a fat ignorant racist for a mum
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Lots of people are bastards...
But even bastards bring joy to some people.

I personally will be happy when the news and everyone stops talking about her. I don't like her, and I don't care about her, but I will also be happy when people "against racism" stop being so bloody nasty without even knowing a person and basing their opinions of them on a few media snippets.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post hospitals
don't give proper care to mental patients. I had a night in casualty and there was some poor old fucker with alzheimers. He wondered in and out of people's rooms/booths all night because they didn't have special staff or a ward for him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 4:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying Jade is Mental?
;-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:07, Reply)
This is a link post Montage of lucky escapes.
we've seen them before but I've not seen this particular montage before. And its always good to see them again. well anyway. I enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:29, Reply)
This is a normal post is the one
where cops runs past the car of bank robbers real?
i assume not but would be awesome otherwise :)
 (the_spoon I am Jack's lack of talent, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think so.
I seem to remember seeing it posted on here a couple of months back. It is from an advert apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah its from someone watching some people film a comercial.

(I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There is an
unedited version where you can hear the director.
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I wish
the cream egg one was real...
 (Notmo, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 23:38, Reply)
This is a normal post i cant make out what happens in the tennis one, and i cant get full screen even when i go to the site..

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the one where it stuck into the ground?

(KnackerDwarf, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 0:52, Reply)
This is a link post Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele "Meet Me In The Garden"
And just relax.

I defy you to only listen to it the once ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all over college radio in the states. I like it.
I didn't know there was a video.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:01, Reply)
This is a link post I've been tube dubbing again
Here's some inappropriate dancing
 (I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post no sound?
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:54, Reply)
This is a link post Reposting this as a tribute I made this!
and er, this (nsfw due to swears)

RIP ILH
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post NOOOOOoooooo......
/vader.

Say it ain't so! Won't somebody think of the horses!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:38, Reply)
This is a normal post ILH4LYF
Know what I'm sayin'?
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post uninteresting sidenote
playing the mp3 backwards it says LET GO OF MY TITS OH FUCK YA
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Cannot unhear.
:O
 (stinkbone : Devon's only wastrel (well in the posh bit), Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post as a head without a body you envy the dead?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
Just wonder what you were doing to discover that
 (I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaha
I love this =D. May I link to this in the facebook group?
 (Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I can hardly claim it as my own entirely original work
so go ahead, knock yourself out
 (I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post *knocks one out*
Oh, wait...
 (Poodles! MCCCXXXVII, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post phew
*mops brow*
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Manc ILH was the first thing I ever commented on on here
and it still makes me glee :)

Nice one you mentalist.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post the nsfw is much better
is this availible as a download in mp3 format?
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:46, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:19, Reply)
This is a link post Apparently this is dancing
I got a random request on MSN from this guy - his u/n was so unique I had to add him. Sadly exactly what it was has been lost in the sands of time.

Anyway he logged in just now with this link in said u/n

It amused me and I thought Id help his dancing career by posting it here for you

The guy in the white 'hoddy' as he calls it is the guy who is on my MSN
(FlangeCat, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Good!
I'd have enjoyed it more if it was recorded on a decent quality camera.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post its called the
youtube camera. makes even great looking vids, into grainy low quality vids!

now availible from JML
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post amazing talent!
new i love horses or just new shite
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as good as these guys
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fjthhn9qv44

Get's good from 1:13

:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:56, Reply)

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