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This is a link post Phallic Logo Awards '09 contender
just popped to the shops to get myself a lunchtime sandwich only to find this staring back at me from the pack.

it's slightly let down though, by a pysical anomaly. reminds me of the joke "what d'ya call a russian with three balls?

Uja nikabollakov"
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Radioactive cock FTW :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
I bought some fish and chips in spain and look what came out of the packet:

photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v285/190/24/610295172/n610295172_3238407_8395.jpg

photobucket removed the hosting for it as it was offensive material!
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post bwahahahahahaha
that's remarkable!
 (I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Its like a cock missile :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 balls =
the future
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:58, Reply)
This is a link post Tracy Morgan - Blackass
Taken from Jimmy Kimmel Live, this is Tracy Morgan from 30 rock's version of Jackass.

It made me lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post haha good find mr whoop!
/click
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, ha, ha!
I've just started to watch 30 rock - top stuff!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post How you finding it so far?
It is my fave program for years :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:03, Reply)
This is a link post Dennis Rodman doing his own stunts. NSFW
Unfortunately it went a little awry.

NSFW for swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
OH YEAH! OH YEAH! *smack* OH NO! OH NO! :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That bit made it :D

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:15, Reply)
This is a link post Man tackles Ninja Kangaroo in his house
Gets shredded undies. (at least that was his excuse)
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post "That's when his male instinct kicked in"
Class :D

Hello sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post oi oi !
u ok MP?
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, getting there :)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Noon Montague !!
Hows things?
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Better :)
How's you?

Still problems with scrotes?
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Problems with scrotes?
That sounds a bit rude. Im OK. Just off down Tescos for a bit of a treat and then for a dog walk.

ROCK AND ROLL!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post i read that as
just off down testicles .... i blame that on teh scrotes
 (I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Testicles, tescos and scrotum all fine here.

I now know what you were referring to Monty. Said scrotes all got arrested about a week back so its been pretty quiet, about half of them are up on drug dealing charges so with a bit of luck we wont see them about for a while.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that guy should stop doing all of his own stunts

(largoembargo ???, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Do you need to get fit? Ask Bob.
I thought this might be a site to accompany a TV comedy or something - but this is real and not trying to be funny at all.
 (>NARF! Quality WTF chimp action, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post *clicks*!
Extra points for cocklogo too.

Good find!
 (It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! MrGomez and David Bellamy's big pubey beard, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post i like
bob
 (De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not as unintentionally amusing as Jack LaLanne
but he's getting there.
Good find.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:47, Reply)
This is a link post Speaking of happy turtles
GLEE :D
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
But I absolutely love this! it makes me so happy.

I was looking for this the other day when i needed some cheering up :)
 (augsav, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
it's GC because it was me who posted it before.
 (I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even mind...I love it
i just wanted to be the first to jump in an shout GC. ;)
 (augsav, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post whitest boy alive + turtle = win

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post hooray!

(I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post swimming around green turtles is one of the greatest experiences of my life
they're amazing creatures
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post turtle eeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post TORTOISE!

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Q.I said that frogs and toads are the same thing
i am applying this to turtles/tortoise
 (I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post they're of the same order
'testudines'

i knew my zoology degree would come in handy someday!
 (iainhasaface is freezing, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahaha!
That's cheered me up greatly :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post nsfw ?
tortoise sex lol
 (De ExE nom nom nom nom, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post FWAPS!
So close but so far. You should have cut a hole in the toe of the boot and lubricated it for the little chaps little chap.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my, how rare :D

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post what a fantastic looking apendage !

(I helped save b3ta! awallafashagba Da da da da da Dah dah, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post nothing more spectacular than that beetles nob that was posted here the other day
Although pigs are interesting.

Not that I am a penis expert or anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post eeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggh
*bleaches eyes*
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
i got one of these, he'll fuck anything
 (I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He's doing my sex face!

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:16, Reply)
This is a link post Latest WOLVERINE Trailer.
Apols if GC.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that looks rather more hardcore than the x-men films
which I found a bit whimsy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, it does look a bit darker.
First X-Men film was great, other two were a bit "meh".
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh! Shiny...

(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post looks good
i was meh about it at first but now i have to see it
 (I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:08, Reply)
This is a link post Vibrating Strings and how a violin bow works I made this!
Sometimes at the Naked Scientists we discover interesting things that have no place in the podcast and nowhere else to go. This is one of those things - high speed footage of cello strings vibrating, and how a bow works...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:00, Reply)
This is a link post Australia I made this!
Apparently this is true according to my sources.
 (I helped save b3ta! weebl Mashed farts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Wonderful :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I can verify this

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - *glees*

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post ...
And suddenly the spiders don't seem so scary.

Lovely :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Dave McF wrote some words on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post yay
I believe it is so :D
 (I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post far king breel yant!
it's like i just took a photo off the back porch - fair dinkum struth!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 21:15, Reply)
This is a link post Moro Islamic Liberation Front
...Yes

(BBC website, the last slide has the best caption.)
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post No Peace!
until those senior babes are dead
 (largoembargo ???, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post cr3's PC may be quick, but not THIS quick.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Watching Natures great events last week was the first time I have actually watched a nature program and wanted the crew to intervene :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened?
Also, I found out last night that I've met you. I didn't remember this :S

Apparently you were being abused by the 'good' Doctor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!
Nice to know I am so memorable ;) It was at Cheeky Boys birthday bash about 3 years ago.

There was a gannet who had not yet learnt to fly, but had to fly or he would die. So he tried and landed in the water. Unfortunately, this meant that he slowly drowned :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm fairly confident I'd recognise you
I'm just unbelievably shit at associating usernames with faces, or even real names with usernames.

There are loads of b3tans I've met and don't actually realise I KNOW
*shames*

I do need to go look these events up though, apparently there's a video :D

Edit: I'm pretty rubbish with nature documentories too, it's not that I don't know better I just struggle to overcome the 'wanting it to be okay' thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post :)
b3ta.com/board/9249749

About a quarter of the way down the page ;)

I am normally absolutely fine with it. Seeing a Lion hunt down and eat a gazelle? No problem, it's the circle of life. But seeing a bird needlessly drown? That was a bit harder to take.
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Pffft
Oddly enough, I was just on that very thread, and yes I do recognise you but I still have no memory of the table skidding activities

I has a sad :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I can do that

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was you.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I do gazelle wrangling part time
Chicks love that shit
 (bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Great :D

(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Psh!
there are loads of them fuckers, now the cheetah might die from not getting noms!

DAMN YOU HIPPY BASTARD!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:12, Reply)
This is a link post Oh...Just Boil The Bunny & Get It OVER With !!!
Psycho girlfriend interrogation time.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen this before...
Oh, hang on... Nope!
Just déjà vu, it was just the same conversation I had the other night, with Mrs Darklord
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
Epic ending
*clicks*
 (vladk2k, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:48, Reply)
This is a link post le sexoflex - mariot cock squat (dragon*con edition) NSFW
they're singing about some sci-fi/anime/fantasy convention
pretty odd, and slightly amusing
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post What the hell they only used a third of that animation
And youtube have taken away the ability to cancel their stupid adverts
 (Cap'n, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The one of the big mouth (at least)
Looks like one of Mutated Monty's

edit: thought so: www.cyriak.co.uk/gifs107.html
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Aye, tis an ace video :D
Talented bastard!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ZvII57p_M&feature=channel_page

That isn't the actual video, but it is definitely him :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft what the hell?
i've heard of slow news days...
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:58, Reply)
This is a link post street fighter
moves in English. PFCHRTZFFFFFT!!
(my name is really Janet, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Kick, Kick,
kick, kick, kick.
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:38, Reply)
This is a link post Ayodya I made this!
I know it was posted before but the quality was crap due to compression...finally got a better mix and less noise...
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Truely one of your most epical delights !
The voice . . . the sound effects . . . the beat . . . it is all wonderful !
 (I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:16, Reply)
This is a link post I Love Horses I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:18, Reply)
This is a normal post this will be the national anthem of the New World Order

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 7:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome ! :D
When is the extended remix due ? You were just teasing with that one :)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post Epic WWII drawing
It's a fucking huge drawing about WWII. With swearing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:01, Reply)
This is a normal post GC but its a classic
it was posted last week here as well
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't care if it's GC
I've not seen it before, it's fucking epic.
 (jlkgjsfhoj, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:31, Reply)

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