
Based on a true story (apparently)
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

and completely technically incorrect.
Crap, 0/10
Edit: And just to add, since when has Open Source been synonomous with reliability and security??! JAVA gets more updates a month than my Facebook wall!
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)

You know Everything about nothing, do you know that?*
*(most of this is lies)
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I have books on the subject of nothing, shelves and shelves! I've researched nothing, I've travelled round the world 5 times in my search of nothing, I've eaten nothing, I've breathed nothing, and I've shat nothing!!!11!!1!
So there!
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:15, Reply)

goodluck to the man
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8780028.stm
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

after a slow day in the workshop, we film machines
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

So this means I'm gonna have to wait till 8.30 to watch the Daily Show now?
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

(or is that why you have to wait until 8:30?)
Or you could use a proxy server and watch it on a US site.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Kinda interesting that they've swung in and ceased all these sites In one go though.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Thought I saw this here: b3ta.com/links/Addon_for_getting_around_America_only_video_sites
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

and not even that works for 4od, cunts.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

the thing just loads but never starts playing.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

hahaha
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Or was I watching the wrong video?
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

"We are determined to restore fundamental civil liberties, while still protecting our society. You can read our ideas on how we do this in in Our Programme for Government, but we also really want your views. We hope to include the most constructive of your ideas in our Freedom Bill later in 2010."
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Might be bollocks, but certainly worth a read at least.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

with the large thread after it?
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

to make the government look like they're interested in anything that poors have to say. They've already said that its all just suggestions and that they don't have to listen to any of it.
Sorry, I feel cynical this afternoon.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

but cutting public spending so severely for purely ideological reasons will send us spiraling back to the dark ages - which is not so nice
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

as 4chan would just cause havoc.
As it is - getting the public to flag stuff up is the good approach as it's less gameable - assuming the gov actually do listen to the people.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

I must be punished with sticks.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

But the site was already screwed up
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

as performed by my son Zak. And yes of course i know that's tower bridge, it's prettier ok?
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

but its just nice to watch :)
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

there are a surprising number of materials suitable for bridge construction, it turns out
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

singing "The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia". Mid-70s.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

On the trail of the lonesome pine? - www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOXYWEB7LgA
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

A. He's of the age where kids just love saying the word poo.
B. He's progeny of Stallion Explosion.
C. Poo's a valid building material.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

although i've spent quite a lot of time trying to steer him away from poo in songs as the game which started with "the poo on the bus goes poo poo poo" has a natural endpoint of just singing the word poo over and opver again, which gets a bit old for the listener
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Is that definitely Zak & you've not just shrunk Rob?
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

i'd have totally noticed if it was a shrunken rob instead. shrunken rob is supposed to stay in the cellar
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

"Reinforced concrete with cement bonded composite"
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I wanted ALL SUGGESTIONS FROM ZAK.
Worst video ever. 1/10.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

sorry. OH GOD I'M SO SORRY I COULDN'T STOP HER IN TIME OH GOD I'M SORRY OH GOD
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

not that i'm stalking your son lol! god time flies.
he looks a bit like you, the lucky lad ;)
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)

She deserved it.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

and I think you might have psychological issues...
It is a great game though
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

aiming that hard, she was already dead any way. Mwhahahahahaaaaaa!
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Lasoo someone while mounted and then ride off dragging them behind. See how long they last.
Also fun is jumping off things on your horse and skillfully landing so your horse takes the impact and dies while you survive.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I quite like lassoing things. You can lasso animals other than horses too, although it's a tiny bit pointless. Haven't tried a grizzly yet...
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

Some examples
"Elaine was a big woman, and in her tiny Smart car, stakeouts were always hard for her, especially in the August sun where the humidity made her massive thighs, under her lightweight cotton dress, stick together like two walruses in heat. "
"She purred sensually, oozing allure that was resisted only by his realization as an entomologist that the protein dust on the couch from the filing of her crimson nails was now being devoured by dust mites in a clicking, ferocious, ecstatic frenzy. "
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

always thought they were cheating slightly by not basing the competition on real, published books. Any idiot can write a bad sentence, it takes real brilliance to write badly and get it into print.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

means that it's very easy for all kinds of crap to make it onto paper.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

good link though. I do like the way everyone just says "well if he can do it....."
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

It's 'Auschwitz' for you young Jimmy me lad, I suggest you hide now

( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

made a mouth out of those gates once... nom nom nom....
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I like this ted talk that someone linked on here a while ago about this.
www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/derek_sivers_how_to_start_a_movement.html
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

"Unstoppable" by Santogold
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

You have to commend the motives behind it...but it's undeniably creepy.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

trying to reedit that to make it look like sonic was a paedo a couple of years back...never finished it.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

To be this good takes WANK."
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

yes, i finally finished my art foundation course, and this is what became of it. a little spooky narrative installation.
(there are some extra photos and waffle on the video page, the music is off the "moon" soundtrack.)
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

that sounds like the kind of thing you were after with this. Check it out it was not too bad.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

i faintly remember it being on, although i never watched it (not sure if it was ever screened on terrestrial).
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Basically about a motel room that gets lost in time after some event. If people find the door to it and enter it they can close it and 'move' the room somewhere else then open the door and leave.
When they leave and shut the door the room resets itself to its initial state it was in when the event happened in the 60's. Anything left in there from the outside vanishes. So this guy tries to study the objects and artifacts in the room to try and find out more about it and what happened.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I wish they'd made it into a series, though. They set it up as one, with the number of objects, but it never happened. :(
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

This was I was able to get the full thing (meaning they knew this was all they were making for now) without waiting 4 or 5 years and wondering which, if any UK channel would pick up the series or cancel it as soon as it got into it's stride.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Looked fairly interesting!
might be of use to someone.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

solid and backed up with evidence.
We do have arms and elbows. he'd correct.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

he's a comedian...
www.nccomedyarts.com/show/profile/609/billy-bob-neck/
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

ah, they don't care about it anyway...anymore:
static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/6/28/1277723915065/New-York-Post-012.jpg
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Sorry to double post but if you haven't seen this yet, you must!
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Ahhh, merkins...
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Whut are yew, some kinda communist?
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I think he meant to say retards. I hope they charge him - he should be punished for being stupid enough to think it's okay to use guns instead of power tools.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

As Shed week 2010 is with us next week and Bletchley park is our charity for this year.
We have some great items on ebay auction to get some cash to donate to Bletchley park
Including a Door handle from the famous Hut6 a signed hard hat from Sheddie fav Sarah Beeny, some DVD/blurays of Moon signed by Director Duncan Jones.



anyway - give it ago it's for Charity and of course the home of the enigma machine and such other WW2 stuff.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

on Beeny's frontage after she checked over my extension... fnarr fnarr
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

i think i remember that. spoipt only by the fact that twat is edmunds is in it it. still gets a click though :-)
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 10:24, Reply)

all the way up to 8:32 when it suddenly becomes intensely irritating.
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGvhSTno2WM
( , Thu 1 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

..that whitely seems pretty fucking pissed off throughout?
( , Sat 3 Jul 2010, 0:24, Reply)

the gotcha oscars were mostly pretty good.
( , Sat 3 Jul 2010, 7:50, Reply)

PS, the newsletter accidentally used the past tense when describing Noel Edmonds as a loathsome cunt.
( , Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:29, Reply)
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