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This is a link post LA......Our City - John Paul the third (Poet)
A guy does an oration about his home town on a subway train. Main reason
I'm posting this is I've GOTTA admit I admire the guy's courage for doing it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnificent.
It is almost too beautiful. Thanks for sharing.
 (Jake-of-all-Trades, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No probs me man......
....Glad you liked it :-)
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)
This is a normal post This is amazing
Like modern beat poetry.

And yeah, the guys got balls. Good news is: nobody seems to care.
 (I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That was nearly as amazing as the t-shirt owned by the guy with the red cap at 2:47.
Nah I'm just fucking wit ya. That was very eloquent.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That
Was
Amazing.


Begging for a remix
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:05, Reply)
This is a link post Graphs about the world.
Ronseal.
 (Peter_G, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was this guy who put them together...
www.ted.com/talks/lang/eng/hans_rosling_at_state.html
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:20, Reply)
This is a normal post getcha :)
I think he mentions that the db's/data would be online somepoint in the other video; he clearly wasn't making it up ;P
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post New Orange M&M® Character
Ronseal?
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:12, Reply)
This is a link post This Used To Be Alive I made this!
My lady friend and I have started a website that shows a lot of things that used to be alive. People have done some weird stuff to dead creatures, and if looking at a few of these ways sounds like a good way to - erm - kill a few minutes of your time, check it out.



 (DrMoriarty http://thisusedtobealive.tumblr.com/, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You should share this with Derren Brown.
Seriously...
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Derren Brown buying a stuffed animal once
trufax
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He loves 'em.
Did you pinch him bum?
 (I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't mean to piss on your parade but that sounds like
crappytaxidermy.com/

Sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post That's fabulous

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:07, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This - big-time :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post 'two websites based on the same theme on the internets shocker'

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it does,
but we cover a lot more than just taxidermy. The whole idea for this one started after a fairly disturbing fish meal we saw.

i.e. -


(DrMoriarty http://thisusedtobealive.tumblr.com/, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:47, Reply)
This is a normal post *salivates*

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks delish.

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks Dalish
0.tqn.com/d/arthistory/1/0/S/i/dali_pma_05_08.jpg
 (theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post does it do the football results?

(Littlesirjohn sprung up his head and so amazed them all., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not anymore.

(DrMoriarty http://thisusedtobealive.tumblr.com/, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 4:49, Reply)
This is a normal post mega dog thing strikes fear into your enemies*
29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l565ekl9IH1qze1jro1_r1_500.jpg
*and also me.
 (Sexual Chocolate!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I never did anything weird to dead creatures.
I told you I tripped and my trousers just happened to fall down at the same time. Sheesh!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:05, Reply)
This is a link post Honey trap for tele-marketers
Got an email earlier from a friend who knows a company that has just started setting honeytraps for numbers registered with TPS. 800 lines so far, shortly to go to 1 million, with a recorded message that pretends to be a human, even though it tells them it's a recording, and generally winds them up.

About time I think...
Click the headline for the page and story, or the shortcut to the mp3 is below...
www.me.uk/2010-07-09T12:54:01.mp3
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
This is quite good.

Is there actually a legitimate use for withholding your number other than prank calls?
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Stalking.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice
I know it's necessary but I think the recorded small print at the beginning might put some off though.

Apparently not, the site says people carry on even after they are told repeatedly it's a recording. The callers must just be told to keep talking until the other end hangs up.
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post
I've heard a couple now, it seems to be the small print bit often clashes with their pre-recorded bit too so isn't actually heard. The links on the left of the page have a few more calls, but either way I guess they don't care.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe genie arse!
reminds me of when I used to connect "lost-£1-in-the-payphone" callers while working as an operator to similar argument prank lines, with a recorded message that basically went:

"'ello....

whadayou want!?

i told you not to call me! etc."

...while i was listening in :D
On the couple of occasions that they realised what was happening and laughed - I'd give em their free call.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking
Genius. Done right and fantastic. I'll be taking note of his number and asking people to call back on my 'work' line from now on.
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:36, Reply)
This is a link post The search is over! NSFW
I give you.....

Camelflage

NSFW - ladies knickers.
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, thank goodness!
...is what hardly any men are saying.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post ahaha this ^
Also, am I the only bloke who finds a VPL on a nice round lady bottom quite a turn on?
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post nope

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss you :-(

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, sweetheart!
Miss you too!
x
 (I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Would you believe it's GC?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post glass camel?

(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:43, Reply)
This is a link post Missed my 3rd B3taday yesterday
So have some Tom Waits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Great!
Loves Tom Waits!

Have this one of my faves by him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VOYcRXzs1Y
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Kentucky Avenue
I was going to post a link to "Kentucky Avenue" which makes me cry a bit, and realised you had too :-)

So I found a nice film to the studio version...which made me cry a bit.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post awww
bless
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Must confess to preferring
this one.

P.S......Wot's wrong with Youtube today?
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got a DVD of this full show (Burma Shave I think the DVD's called)
But this version of Christmas Card from a Hooker is incredible:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=12qBoy2rhVw
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^Seconded^^
Also try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwWQv0Gm3us

An acoustic version of Green Grass by two French girls.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 lovely french girls
mmmm
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Nom nom nom.

(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe. lovelly.
who did the original cover do we know (who are they miming to)?
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post No miming.
They sang it themselves. Check out their other vids for proof - their one of Innocent When You Dream is also good.
 (Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Adding to the love for Waits
He's incredible.
Have his cover of somewhere www.youtube.com/watch?v=taeFKIKfnZU
Oddly, it started to rain in middle of that. Hard. Maybe it's his incantation...
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I know...
...I was out buying eggs and got soaked.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post No fat old ladies exposing themselves in the street this year, then :p

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, fraid not
And I didn't need your help this time.

I did it all by myself. /Smugs
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Click!
Most expensive gig I ever attended was Tom Waits at the Playhouse in Edinburgh.

Worth every penny.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I was at one of those shows too. First night.
No other gig compares :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post One review said it was appropriate that you had to take a passport...
...as it was like spending an evening in another world.

I'm inclined to agree.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha - I like that.
It's the only time I have actually been on the edge of my seat, with a massive grin on my face.

My 'bucket list' always consisted of 'Go into space' and 'See Tom Waits live.'
As soon as I'm back from space, I'm straight off to Dignitas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)
This is a link post Crackdown 2 + Orbs = Rage NSFW
Guy gets rage chasing after orbs.
Watch to the end for comedy payoff
(nsfw due to swears and the like)
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah well
If i want to hear some usless merican rant about games i can just plug my xbox headset in. I want kittens or drunk people falling over videos! Entertain me bitch!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post *jazz hands*
*spins around on the spot*

MMAAAAAMMMMMMMMYYYYYY!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That could
so easily be me, if i had that accent and that game.
 (full time idiot When you throw dirt you lose ground, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Although that's clearly not a mexican acccent Gratch. Sounds more like one of those Italian Mafia accents from movies.
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr. Zoidberg at 1:11 FTW

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
YES!
 (Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha he clearly sucks balls at crackdown 2
those renegade orbs are a pain though
 (I helped save b3ta! The sherif of Mottingclam R.I.P Marco, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:40, Reply)
This is a link post Plants vs Zombies
I'm so impressed that they've made these based on the game. I want some

Here's the game in case you haven't tried it.
www.popcap.com/extras/pvz/
 (I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post They're awesome
I never finished Plants Vs. Zombies, might have to get back on it...
 (I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Best. Tower. Defence. Game. Ever
Completed it many times. I dele my saved game then start all over again. Love it!
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, I thought it was rather average.
Which seemed particularly shocking given that they wanted me to pay for the full version.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post aww,
they're totally ace :D

love that game too.
 (MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what everyone's obsessing about. It really isn't that good
or at least not for PC, can't talk about the iPhone version. To me it was incredibly simplistic and not on par with other more conventional ones.
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:35, Reply)
This is a link post Dr Who -The Happiness Patrol
Only available on VHS...

This and the Curse of Fenric are the first episodes I really remember, I've seen earlier ones since but these we're my first...

anyway, there is some proper ropey acting... especially in the COF... but they’re a good laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post /has every episode on DVD
*geeky smug mode*

:D
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post you'd better tell the BBC
they are searching for lost episodes
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Man, if it's on YouTube
It'll be taken down pretty soon. Unless it's actually on BBC Channel.

I'd love a way to directly download all the classic episodes though.
 (__, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post *ahem*
(nothing to see here)

*cough*
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you missed the point
or even . (full stop)
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Buh?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post click on P Diddys full stop

(I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Me:

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post nice
jumper
 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks!
It's from C&A.

*MMNNNNNGGHHHUUURRRRRRRR
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post JOEY!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post *geekgasm*
*explodes with joy*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Basically, Matt Smith is Sylvester McCoy
With more expensive special effects.
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post There are worse doctors he could be...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Shipman
(weirdly, this is about the fourth time 'Harold Shipman' has been an applicable response on /links today).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:40, Reply)
This is a normal post what is the episode with the "green-midget-dressed-up-as-a-slug-eating-marshmallows"?
would love to see it again.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post This was my least favourite McCoy story by quite some way.
The Greatest Show in the Galaxy, on the other hand, was fabulous.

So fabulous that I never want to see it again. I couldn't bear finding out that it was shite after all.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Similarly, I have a very happy memory of being scared shitless (as a child) by a Peter Davidson episode involving snake tattoos coming alive,
I'm not going to spoil the memory by attempting to track down the episodes...
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:04, Reply)
This is a link post MXD MSG
Nice little anti-advertising film short.

Acting's a little wooden, but its pretty funny and thought provoking.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post that was nice
it was
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post The writer doesn't have a fcuking clue about ADHD
ADHD or ADD makes it hard to concentrate for long periods of time. The H is for hyper, which means that you get over excited about things that you can pay attention to.

ADHD normaly comes with depression born from the frustrations of not being able to do as well as you wish you could. Trying very hard to work on soemthing important in your life and end up spending most your time staring at the wall. (Litterly, 3/4 of my time studying will be spent wall staring)

The actions of the actor is more in line with depression or other problems than ADHD.

Apart from that I like the concept.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:14, Reply)
This is a link post Free Russian science fiction classic novels to download
More Russian generosity, related to Avast's post below about Tartovsky. You can read the novel on which Tartovsky's film 'Stalker' is based. It's called 'Roadside Picnic' and was originally written by the Strugatsky brothers - two Russian SF heroes of the 1960s and 1970s. It's currently available in the Gollancz SF Masterworks series - that's how good it is - but you can get it for free and print it out yourself for the cost of about 100 sheets of A4 from the office (ie: nada). 'The Final Circle of Paradise' is well worth reading also.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Nice one. May I also suggest "We" by Yevgeny Zamyatin? It's the blueprint to 1984, and, some say, Brave new world.
No freebie online copy, sorry =(
 (Zappanale, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
This is a link post There are no new songs any more - just the same one re-released again and again and again.
This is amusing - two recent songs from bint-faced poptarts Ke$ha and Katie Perry....

The certain..."similarity" is highlighted through the simple method of cutting between them every split second. No mixing here - straight cutting.

Crikey.
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's actually listenable as a mash up
I bet they're both produced by the same people - like when everyone sounded like britney when those scandinavian guys did everything, or when the neptunes took over the world, or more recently, when timberland spread his shitty hands over everything he could. This is very similar though
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I always wondered what would happen if you cut
Why don't you get a job
with
Ob-la-di Ob-la-da
 (I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Why don't you get a job la di

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post After seeing Katie Perry on The Graham Norton Show
I actually love her.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:10, Reply)
This is a link post Chimpanzee Vs. Baby Puma - WHO WILL WIN?!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone wins :D

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I like Chimpanzees and Baby Pumas
But which is better? There's only one way to find out....
 (I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Barbecue?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one who thinks this looks nothing like a Puma?
I don't really know much about them, but I always thought Pumas are sand-coloured?
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe
they grow out of their spots after a year or so
 (Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post That is possibly my favourite thing ever.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post is this another chimp-face-fucking video?
god i hope so...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post No frogs were violated in the making of this video

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post You say cute
I see a little puma running away from a chimp a lot.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
hey come here let me show you this thing with the frog.
 (I helped save b3ta! rootsxrocks, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post he tries..
but he fears more that it coud rip him the thing off with these canines...
 (otscho from heaven, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They've edited out the bit where the chimp violently rapes the puma.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
This is a link post Gillian McKeith failing in epic fashion on teh Twitter.
Link is to b3ta favourite Ben Goldacre's twitter page, where most of this is going off.

"summary: @gillianmckeith abused a random, called @bengoldacre a liar, then deleted the tweets and claimed the account was fake. it's not."

Still picking through the history of it myself, but felt it was worth posting - anything that defames the stool molester in chief has got to be worth sharing.

Edit - now with added #McKeithFacts hashtag...

Edit Edit and now the chapter and verse from BoingBoing. With double points for BoingBoing's URL.
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been watching this unfold.
Very amusing. Mad old bat.

edit - it just went mainstream :)
www.guardian.co.uk/technology/pda/2010/jul/14/gillian-mckeith-ben-goldacre-twitter
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)
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It's amazing how, after making an ass of herself on twitter, SUDDENLY she acts as if the twitter feed is a troll.
In other news, the "University" she got her "degree" from has gone for good: www.ccnh.edu/
 (Zappanale, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Who could doubt ...
... the educational credentials of an institution with access to animated gifs of that calibre?
 (banizdaymov A wig and a lager, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's also very dishonest
for them to say it closed due to 'economic recession'.

It closed because Alabama law has changed to stop un-accredited educational institutions from awarding degrees.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post was entertaining yesterday
managed to block API access to her tweets. She's going fairly mental I think.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The official newsletter link kinda rumbles her
www.gillianmckeith.info/newsletter/newsletter_stepstofabbeachbody_02-06-2009.html
 (I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell.
Stop digging, love...you're nearing the Earth's core...
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post here's a good recap
what a mad old trout :P

nadiaknows.blogspot.com/2010/07/gillian-mckeith-tweet-at-haste-delete.html
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post lest we forget:
b3ta.com/challenge/gillian_mckeith/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post [facepalm.jpg]
PZ Myers has blogged about this too
 (I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post this line got me..

"If McKeith would like to add to her woo credentials, she could also pick up a degree in astrology from Kepler College."

the fucking nerve to use Keplers name. jeez.
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)
This is a normal post There's more here
www.zenbuffy.com/2010/07/gillian-mckeith-has-no-phd/

Including screen shots of her website's source code which has links to the 'fake' Twitter account
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Gillian McKeith is a shit-eating sorceress who makes her curtains from the boiled skin of dead babies
...and if you believe that, you'll believe anything, like her so-called Phd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:14, Reply)
This is a link post When Christian Bale called Mel Gibson NSFW
NSFW as, well - one or two swears :p

They need to just have a cuddle and make up
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent stuff.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh Heh.....
*Click*
I've been WAITING for this to surface.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
that's really well done
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha brill skills

(I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 2:31, Reply)
This is a link post some people
long but good comic about some people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post R.E.Member
Corky And The Juice Pigs fine parody of R.E.M.
And this is exactly how i see Michael Stipe's banal drivel.
(Tivert, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad parody of REM from about 1991
Lyrics sound more like Tori Amos though.

/quite likes REM's later stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome
I've only ever heard the studio version of that "I look outside my window and see you there... and I'm frightened... because I live on the eighth floor... you must be really really tall"
 (__, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post he does a really funny Neil Young/James Bond theme sketch too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns6ypkfg9dM
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post the only gay eskimo
was their finest work
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)
This is a link post US Music Industry spend $16 mill on copyright lawyers. Get's $391k back.
16,000,000 spent.
391,000 back.

That's almost 2.5% return on their investment.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Couldn't have happened to a better industry sector.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!
Hopefully now they will sit down and stfu. Can they afford to continue like that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post bahhaha
good enough for them
 (poocheim No al calcio moderno, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They would argue
that every lawsuit won, would put off 50 people from breaking the law and buy legit. Impossible to measure in reality of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.024% return
2.5% return would imply a profit of 2.5% (I think)
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post you forgot to muliply by 100 to get a percentage
391000 / 16000000 = $0.024 return on every $1 spent. Which is a 2.4% return on their investment.

100% return means you get back everytihng you spent. 102.4% return is the same as a 2.4% profit.

a 2.4% return is pathetic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a return, it's a loss, shirley?
and it's not an investment it's a cost.

So their legal fees cost £16m, but they only managed to recoup 2.5% of that amount in damages, losing 97.6%.

A lot of the big companies have in house legal teams too, so I imagine some lawyers are in trrrruuuuubbbllle...
 (I helped save b3ta! boyo81 was laying down his ordinance on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
nelsonhaha.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:34, Reply)

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