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This is a link post Walking the dog
Guy trains his roommate's dog to respond to a certain set of words...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I was just about to post this :)
A cat would never do that, etc.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That is awful
What a terrible thing to do, so funny though.

Clicky for bad taste!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post lols
what a happy little bugger
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)
This is a link post Is It April 1st Already?

American parents warned about "digital drugs". MP3s that can get you high. Officials are taking it seriously...

FFS. I've half a mind to set-up a digital drugs website and sell some digital snake-oil to these half-wits....

Cheers
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Cheers
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post *searches for "crack" on torrent sites*
Actually, gives a whole new spin to www.btjunkie.org!

Cheers
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
Cake is a made up drug!

Edit: If you want to try something really cool with headphones, this is most fun! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*

(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post CAKE!
"One girl puked up her own pelvis"
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a fooking disgrace!

(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post this is
the binaural beats thing.

Also, been around for a while
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaaaah
Interesting (sans the tabloid style hysteria)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that's brilliant
fucking stupid....but brilliant.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is true
The beats affect the Shatner's Bassoon area of the brain.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post This sounds like something off Brasseye.

(, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)
This is a link post FUCKING SHARKTOPUS!!!
The trailer is here and it will fuck you in your eyeballs.

Love the bungee scene.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Greatness comes at a Price
But Sharktopus comes at $1.99.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post What utter bobbins!
If you are making a trash film, DON'T take the piss out of it yourself!

Make a dead straight trailer, like you don't realise how shit it is.

Roger, you're slipping.

These guys know how to do it

Mega Piranha with TIFFANY!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG
YES!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Asylum make great bad films
TerminatorS and Transmorphers being my personal favourites.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That Sharktopus has
excellent taste in women in bikini's
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree about the bungee bit.
Looks like all the good bits of the film were in that trailer though.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Step AWAY
from the water...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more wings
and a Hijab
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)
This is a link post Where's the flush handle?
A waterless urinal, could possibly smell as much as you think it does.
*EDIT: don't mess with the plumbers.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 8:09, Reply)
This is a link post Stress Levels In The Red Arrows - Unacceptable I made this!
A stressed pilot from the world’s most famous aerial display team fashioned history’s largest lavatory wall doodle at Lanarkshire Country Fair yesterday. Picture Exclusive.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 7:35, Reply)
This is a link post Viral I made this!
Pink Floyd's "Great Gig in the Sky" synced to a HIV replication animation.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 5:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Round n round it goes
where it stops nobody knows...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)
This is a link post Cage took drugs with cat
Actor Nicolas Cage once took hallucinogenic magic mushrooms with his cat...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 3:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like this happened on several occasions.
Good for Nick, but I feel bad for his cat.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 4:24, Reply)
This is a link post Living in the past-the 'first' reality TV series. NSFW
I'm prolly showing my age but was reminded of this today. I loved this series and remembered being so jealous of the people who took part at the time. Seemed like a great adventure.
Apologies for the length.
And the hippies.
Reluctantly mark it NSFW due to Iron age lack of clothing.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 2:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember this so clearly
particularly as it was a chance as a young lad to see boobies in the name of educational programming.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 4:02, Reply)
This is a normal post brings back so many
mammaries!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post that was great
atching it again after so many years! cheers!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 6:25, Reply)
This is a normal post makes me feel slightly old though!

(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post why
didn't they just go to the Isle of Man?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post A new one of these
Last one was awesome, they've done a new one.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 1:05, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not as good as the last one
I don't reckon. But it very much satisfies my Narcissism. So in that case I like it.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 1:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I've never seen
the first one. But yes, I couldn't take my eyes off myself.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 3:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Good for you

(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 5:36, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
en.tackfilm2.se/?id=1279523992359ID837
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post Darth Vadar's special lady friend is reading the News
I find that very odd.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post hands up anyone who expected a pic of kay burley?

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
i thought she was derr fuhrers daughter
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a bit murky
all we know is that she was spit from hell by hades who wanted to punish those who enjoyed paying murdoch to ruin football, by ruining news as well.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)
This is a link post A quick sunday sing-song I made this!
Not my best singing, but i was mostly playing around with the video.
Oasis- Half the world away
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post good job there
is had to put yourself out there like this : )
here's mine also
www.myspace.com/peepholecircus
*hides*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 23:54, Reply)
This is a link post Techno Jeep
I think this video would have been better portrayed by static camerawork,
but that's just my opinion.

Hope yez like it.

Edit:- I still think it's a brilliant idea though.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post love it!

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't expect to like that.
I was pleasantly surprised.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe i like that
in a similar vein my old punto used to sound like a Derek and Clive record, usually at 6.30am in the freezing cold when it refused to start
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:49, Reply)
This is a normal post very cool
how to piss off your neighbours 101
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I've had this saved on my computer for a while, I listen to it occasionally
I think it was debunked, due to the fact that the guy with the jumper cables doesn't sync with the music in the second half.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I think its fake
because its too perfect.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of stomp
which is why i hate it
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)
This is a link post I saw this wasp just now... I made this!
it landed right next to me and was eating a bug.
here it is...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:05, Reply)
This is a normal post yuck!
also i swear i saw bigfoot in the background
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post eww
did you use special effects on the camera panning?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yes I did
I zoomed in and panned around the keep the wasp in the middle : )
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Buzznom nombuzz

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
how's it goin valin? : )
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Schweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet !

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post : D
me too!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking hate wasps
the wankers.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post They seem to have two purposes in life,
bite and sting.

Oh and piss off people who don't like being bit or stung...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post they terrify me
although at least that's their purpose. midges are a pisstake - their only role in life is to piss everyone else off - it's basically the miniature version of jeremy kyle.

insects - bunch of wankers.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Found me some ground hornets last week
Got me on the lip I felt like I was in a pixar film as I saw it come dead at me. Photobucket
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 4:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch

(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 7:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It looks like you've had expensive plastic surgery.
(with none of the expense!)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post find a stranger....
hover your finger 1cm from their face.....They get annoyed, right?

This is why people hate wasps....

except wasps can sting.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post so essentially
find the evil transforming robot from the terminator 2, have his finger hover 1cm away, and then turn into a sword. that's the bastarding wasp.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:52, Reply)
This is a link post Surfing elephants
I strongly suspect some video manipulation
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonsense! It is clearly genuine.

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post excellent!

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
fake?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post me mum watched the advert where the elephant climbs the tree
and said "i didn't know they climbed trees"
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post great cgi

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
All looks very normal and real enough to me
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 23:05, Reply)
This is a link post Julian Assange (founder of Wikileaks) surprise speaker at TED
site here
wikileaks.org/

also, as a bonus, have this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGJNXAnCKc
and this
spotify:track:3mJtiV1taGpPiLdZXyK4QW (Playing In The Distance - The Glimmers Glimmmix by Grand National)

Previously
www.b3ta.com/links/WikiLeaks_editor_on_Apache_combat_video_No_excuse_for_US_killing_civilians
(with Assange looking cool as fuck)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy stuff for sure . . .
www.wikileaks.org/wiki/MoD_%27how_to_stop_leaks%27_document_is_leaked
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post yo dawg
cryptome.org/
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Spy Hives
tinyurl.com/38zht9e
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post i feel safer already

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post also
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=the+obama+deception&aq=f&aqi=g1g-c6g1g-c1g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

deleted from Google Trends
it was number one
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:51, Reply)
This is a normal post arseclown

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post That's Detective Arseclown

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)
This is a link post images of mass-produced candy virgins mary, sequenced in order to create the impression of continuous deformation NSFW I made this!
A one-minute video I made. I think the combination of the length of the video and that of the title give a pretty good indication of what you can expect.

For those not familiar with it; in at least a few countries around Europe children are often given these white marshmallow-like candies, shaped as the virgin Mary, around Christmas. Because these candies are industrially produced, they're all basically the same, but still slightly different (some being malformed and stuff).


Also, I realize now that religion is such an easy target. Maybe I should start picking on other things, like scientology or nazi's. :)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There
was a time when Channel 4 used to show stuff like this rather than endless pissing reality & makeover shows and I WANT IT BACK.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post they
used to do the past midnight brain thing back in the late 1999/2000 where this would have fitted in very nicely
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ummm...
what?

;)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post " I think the combination of the length of the video and that of the title give a pretty good indication of what you can expect."
it doesn't.

Mate - you need to interact more, reply to our replies and comment on others stuff rather than just post and go. You have posted 9 videos and 4 comments.

I quite liked this, but it weas odd and didn't do what i thought it was going to do.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness
a lot of people lurk, and if he's posted some comments he's way ahead of the pack
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
i am not anti-lurker, but riki doesn't lurk, he posts stuff he has made. some is good, some is very odd, all of which is fine, but this is supposed to be an online community, and people on here interact. To (boldly) post-and-go without even answering any of the comments strikes me as a bit rude.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm often afraid to look "pushy" by replying on every comment my video's get. If that makes sense? And being sort of a noob, the /talk board is still a bit overwhelming too. Give me some time. ;)

The "length" thing in my description referred to the title being extremely long for a video of a single minute; I've crammed an excessive amount of images in a very short time-span.

What did you think it *was* going to do? :)




EDIT: and by "pushy" I mean that I don't want to reply *for the sake of replying*. If I feel I have something genuine to contribute I won't hesitate to do so.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post lol - ok, sorry, not trying to be a cunt to you, your stuff is strange but good and
clearly you have talent.

i dont mean reply to every single one mate, just any you find interesting ;)

"The "length" thing in my description referred to the title being extremely long for a video of a single minute;" ok, no worries, your juxtaposition outfoxed me ;) Also, I never know what to expect with your stuff!!

what did i think it was going to do? I thought it would be a video of a marshmallow mary continously deforming into some other religiously symbolic thing (like a popes head or something)

also i loved the "Misinterpretation of the Epigram" vid you did, as commented at the time.

Are you a film student or something? good luck with your work, it is interesting and different.

Edit: "And being sort of a noob, the /talk board is still a bit overwhelming too" lol - this is the links board, /talk is way over them thar hills, and personally i stay away from it, cos it is an even stranger place than /links... ;)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah they don't like me too much in /talk either
/Links is the place to be.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post
Didn't take any offense in it, so that's alright. Thanks for the compliments. :)

And yes, I am currently taking a Film course. But at the school in question, they're more "classically"/commercially oriented, so the stuff I post here are usually things I've made for myself.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post keep up the good work
sorry for late reply, watching the damned united on beeb2!!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post fear the talk board
Evil lurks there
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 4:52, Reply)
This is a normal post How very unusual
I like the idea of the small differences in mass manufactured things.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
*click*
(, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post High power indeed

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet
Took a second mind.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That took me far too long though.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Tee hee
Took me a while
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post It's a nice sunny summers evening...
Have a nice sunny summery song to go with it :)


Current Value & Donny - Drill

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post heavy as fuck
try this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=geGJNXAnCKc

recommended by Cockweasle
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post "Darker than gravy, harder than 2 day old shit." <--- actual mcing from an old mixtape
and yea, Cock sure knows his beans!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 19:59, Reply)
This is a link post Odd Burger King advert

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha-Ha!
That was the best thing ever!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gunna have nightmares now.

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post fuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

(, Sun 18 Jul 2010, 22:24, Reply)

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