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This is a link post Happiness guaranteed, in two minutes
buy now, and get seven months of squee, absolutely free \:D/
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wailed like a nutter to this
and take into consideration that my parents are professional opera singers.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 0:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh dear - Bon Jovi 1986 vs B.J. 2010
Very noticeable difference in key....If, like me, you like them, you will see this as a sad reminder of how epic JBJ's voice once was. For you "they are shit and middle of the road" types, here's more ammo.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post video requested unavailable
phew! close call!
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could always click the post title and....
...oh, I see what you did there
 (Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Loads faster on a Spectrum!
I'll watch it later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post brrrrrrrrr... bip! brrrrrrrr....
bididly bididly bididly bip!

brrrrr.... bip! brrrr... etc
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's a shame
They can't even do their one decent song justice any more.

cf. Meatloaf, Elton John, Tom Jones, Cliff Richard, Alice Cooper, Guns N Roses, etc, etc
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Stand back Superman............
**EDIT**
Original video taken down but I think this has a better soundtrack...

Supergran. (CLICK ME!!!)

**FECKSAKE!! THAT ONE TOO!**

Try this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww, I thought that was going to be super gran!
Wait... \o/ Cool!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!!
I just saw this on the news! I LOVE her!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hells Granny!
Fair play to her too
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *wipes tear from eye*
aaaah, it's funny because she could have been killed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuck was going on there?!

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post What
did it look like?
 (Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post From that distance I think it looked like Santa the Special Constable.

(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 5:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking ace
but does anyone think it's a sad state of affairs that NO ONE got involved until that little smasher started hitting them?
There seemed to be a lot of fairly hefty looking blokes at the end. Why didn't they jump in as soon as they saw her rushing over?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^especially the cameraman

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think they may have been a lady
You can hear a lady on the phone to the police at least
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/8310530/Handbag-wielding-grandmother-first-interview-somebody-had-to-do-something.html

Linked to the Tory graph solely for the opening line: "A grandmother who beat off a gang of six..."
 (M0nkeyb0Y ... you said "Simples"... like in the advert!, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking YES.

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post My initial thought was
"Get a proper bloody bike then, knobhead...."
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 1:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Holy jesus, nice gun
love watching the bullet drop.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck hiding that muzzle flash

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post well yes, that would make quite a nice hole in stuff
even with that recoil dampening it must hurt your shoulder like a bastard.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post A standing .50cal?
Could be devastating. No specs on the accuracy though. Still, I have a quack theory on these things - if it gets incorporated into the next Call of Duty, it will doubtless get enormously popular and then get taken up by the US military. 10 years ago game weapons were based on the arms used by the army. 5 years ago they were based on those just out of development and in use by special forces. Now it seems that arms are picked up by the military on the basis of their cool-factor in realistic gaming. Scary.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it;s not the military that makes the guns
it;s the big arms companies. And where better to test out new gun ideas than in a FPS? Thousands of testers giving you their opinion (and teabags) They must konw that the peopel that buy the guns arte still children at heart and will probably wet their pants of the new cool looking gun over the new efficient gun.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a link post Old woman steals bag I made this!
Originally this was just some CUTE KITTENS but later was relied on in court to convict a bag-stealing lady.
(I helped save b3ta! timoncheese MEDIBOT, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cute kittins!
What lady?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I thought to start with
Then I watched the bag in the background
 (I helped save b3ta! timoncheese MEDIBOT, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Nien Nunb should of went before they left
Seen a lot of Star Wars type stuff on here lately, so I've done a little research of my own and this made me chuckle.
(Sofa King I shaved my balls for this?!?!?!?!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Should have.
 (meat2veg hello!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is some serious mash-up
(it's dumb and dumber, before someone asks)
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a link post Chewbacca cupboard door
No idea if this has made its way to B3ta before, but this is a gem. If you consider how much the memorabilia sells for, this could make thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, a little funny or die link research finds that it has entered the B3tasphere before from another source.
But not for over a year. And it is a thing of beauty.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its great
You can also get a limited edition chewbacca hoover!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sybRTctKC-g
 (tedster, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *covets*
Edit: Goes to hell.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 23:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Interestingly enough...
The Rube Goldberg-esque video below goes really well with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Uber Heath Robinson Machine
Fantastic Science Museum film from 2007 that I'd never seen before (mostly because it's well hidden on their site)

Featuring shit hitting a fan, a venus flytrap, gas explosions, fluffy dogs and a tank. And the work of b3ta interview veteran Tim Hunkin.

I've pulled the video out of the page as it's postage stamp sized on the original page here:
www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/videos/onthemove.aspx
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post i love things like this
but the low resolution, combined with the way it's shot mean that I really don't get any sense of cause and effect. The way each event triggers the next is being lost in the edit and it's just a list of 'things happening'

shame really, as it's clear a lot of effort went into it
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm trying to find a better resolution version
It was sent to me by a friend who works there, so may have some luck.

But you are right about the editing... too often the changes in angle mean you can't follow what us happening. Still, worth it for the turd to be honest :)
 (I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post In that vein
Here is the video my chemistry teacher used to show us at school at the end of the year, just for fun.

www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/educational_and_howto/watch/v18898748hZq9F6hr

Mental!
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, you have to pay for that website. BOO.
Here it is in full for free www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRnsXLjpWRI

It's definitely worth the DVD too. Can't count the number of people I've mesmerised with this thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! John Q Wagonwheel Spent, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6:20 made me pause for a restroom break

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 2:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post science musem film
awsome just love this sort of nonsense machine
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post 36 Pictures That Look Photoshopped – But Are Not
rons' eel
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post mostly yes
but I call bullshit and bullshit again. Those two are clearly shopped, but the others are most likely not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i agree with the second
but the first could technically be done...

actually, on second thought, the second one could be done with a fake shadow...
 (I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Technically it's possible,
but her hair, makeup, and flowers are all perfectly in place and dry, as if she was just standing there ready for the shot. Not as if she had been standing there for 3 hours while they throw buckets of water at her and hope for the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think the second is photoshopped
The shadow around the handle doesn't seem to entirely connect with the spoon. I suspect there's another piece of cutlery under a translucent table...
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post funny, i thought both of those were ok
i called bullshit on the cloud/aerosol one. as the wisp coming out of the nozzle is obviously shopped, and a couple of the perspective ones look treated due to focus/lighting cues
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or..
It is just a funnel shaped peice of cloud.
 (Nirmeth My ignore list is fucking huge. Hint., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post And none of them look photoshopped
except for the ones that are.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not shopped, eh?
Where's this guy's shadow, then?
www.pxleyes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/notphotoshopped/33.jpg

I call shenanigans.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that's so many levels of shite!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that one's double-exposed.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post tee-hee
it's like watching young-uns marvelling at old analogue tape machines... y'see son, before mp3 we had to...
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks to me like it's just a photo taken through something transparant
due to how the light is defusing through the man.

Like a sticker on a glass window.
 (I helped save b3ta! aMac updated his sig, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post hm, I thought that was a pretty simple one really
the name (the man in the mirror) basicly tells you how it's done.

it's an image painted or etched on a mirror and then photographed at an angle.
 (I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds reasonable.
But its like a magic trick. I wouldnt have known, but now you say it - yup, that's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 3:20, , Reply)
This is a link post "Killer ice-cream men and the untimely waffle, zombies and cat" - (NSFW) NSFW
Australian zombie horror-comedy. NSFW for comedy gore.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post that looks completely
ridiculous, stupid, and mental. It'll be brilliant!

However, I very nearly turned off the video when she started explaining what type of shotgun the guy was pointing. I fucking hate that trope with a passion. Fortunately, he was wearing a bear head, so I was stayed from my off-turningness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:49, , Reply)
This is a link post 1,000 tonne bridge deck replaced in Reading
Timelape. Could do with some nice music though.
(pobot All aboard the Skylark!, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good god that lorry had a lot of wheels.
I guess that is what was happening over Christmas then. MAy I humbly offer this as a dessert if you like that sort of thing? The destruction and rebuilding of Southgate, Bath.
southgate.ipl.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post great vid.
open this at the same time www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6rJM-hjDvI :D
 (exyzed, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Dead Man's Shoes in 60 Seconds I made this!

(mrmenfolk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, that about sums it up!
Accent came out well, as did the black marker beard :D
Topfilm too
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Free Chocolate Microplate anyone?
Superior optical quality chocolate assay microplates for Molecular Biology from the largest independent manufacturer of microplates in the UK.
 (get on with it Über alles in der Welt, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post "All correctly completed forms from bona fide scientists"
Boo :(.

However I've forwarded it to some bona fide (and definitely not mad) scientists I know...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Jamie Oliver's Juicy Nuts
Meals in 30 minutes! This guys taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post All night Sky News have been saying
"Later on, find out why Jamie Oliver is not welcome in L.A. schools".

.....I dunno. Because he's a cunt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Silly russian man fails at life

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 17:39, , Reply)

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