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This is a link post FORK IN BUM I made this!
This got deleted off of youtube, so i had to stick it on vimeo with a password. WHICH IS

password = colinsfork

A strange love story
(colin-greenall, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post errrm
why the shuddering fuck did I just click that?

jesus wept... I'm off to go BLEACH MY SOUL!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post dont think i will bother after your reply!

(Sherbs, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't venture too far in
I died inside a little
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm smelling spam...

(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Totally.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yup

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post So Yeah.
Can't understand why this was deleted off You Tube. B3ta isn't the place for this kind of thing. I think this needs to replaced with kittens or a rubbish indie band. Where's God when you need him?
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Will this do?

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Daaaawwww!
But why did you have to go and bring religion into this?
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post
not everyone with a beard is jesus.
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post  
What about a samite robe and a beard?
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thats what everyone wears around here
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I need to get to the shops in that case.

(I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I was reading the replies when I thought..
'Someone is going to tell the spammy cunt to fu...'

Oh, here it is! Well said.

Hello? Why am I up here? This should be under Borderline's post??
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Tag it NSFW at least
Shit-for-brains, fuck off you spammy cunt.
 (Vegard M Vindheim Fuck your dreams, Fuck your life., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah ha ha! I really enjoyed that!
It's a shame you don't stick around after you post your videos,
SO YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post NSFE

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post lol
well i though it was funny
 (swank, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
made me laugh even if it is spam
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
nice performances i thought
 (mikederob, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Well it made me laugh heartily

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 12:25, Reply)
This is a link post Melissa Villasenor's Impressions!
Nutter
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post First few are good
but gets tiring watching a vid like this after a while.

She needs an editor
 (Stephen Sondheim ..-. ..- -.- . -.- -.-- . .- ...., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post She needs to watch her own vids and realise .... she aint that good.
MJ was a good one, Judy Garland was off, stopped at 2.30mins, enough was enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a link post Mini Doctor Who :D
Kids annoy the hell out of me - they're too easy to trip over and they always have chocolate/ice cream/jam/faeces all over them. But this little dude doing the Pandorica monologue makes me tilt my head and go 'ahhn!' :D
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!
Kid's a wizard, or something.
Thanks for sharing.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Daaaaw!!
:)
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet I could have him in a fight!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post
in a fight
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post They've cloned Joel Veitch!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:33, Reply)
This is a link post Memory Tapes "Yes I Know" . Slightly disturbing as the protagonist sort of , "splits apart"
Music vid...not sure about the music. Arty, fine for work, just weirdy.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post Lovesick by Abandoned Rugs I made this!
ALERT LongTimeLurkerFirstTimePoster ALERT

My mate Dave recently met quite a fit girl, with some unfortunate side effects.

And we're not the kind of people to let a total lack of talent get in the way of singing you a song about it. Enjoy :o)
(SteeveSfax, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
:)
 (Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!

(SteeveSfax, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Decent
: )
 (I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)
This is a link post 2 people die as bear flies through SUV
Ronseal. How freaked out must the survivor be?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what was the last thing to go through its' mind

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post "Why didn't I just listen to Ranger Smith?!"

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, can't believe I'm sinking to this...
"The windscreen."
 (I helped save b3ta! the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's arse?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "I can see my house from up here"?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I left the iron on

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably 'I hope Unclepills is aware the possessive apostrophe is considered unnecessary when discussing the indefinite article'.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:55, Reply)
This is a normal post now there's a thing.
I get confused with possessive pronouns and adjectives when apostrophe's are'nt possessive. So in you're opinion; is it 'considered' or even archaic?


Ill get my coat. but only when the whole world uses proper quotation marks'.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 18:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I could bearly think.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Superbear strikes again.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I think super bear only struck once

(I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post well... twice to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting story...
but fely quite sad reading all the posts underneath, jeez, there are some strange people about.
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:49, Reply)
This is a link post by a mate of mine, to start your day.
"Gizmo Stomp is NOT Dubstep, nor is it Breakbeat, nor is it Dub, Hiphop or Drum and Bass.. it's all of them at once in your face like a big horny owl covered in syrup. "So how the F*** do I dance to THAT?" you ask. Well don't just sit there double dreaming about it, let John Jacobson show you the way."

youtu.be link so no embeddment
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post this work?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=adMc2SPtlE8
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post yes
i am feckless. i am shame.

thanks mate! :)
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm massively luddite
so I just take everything off the end of the link including the ampersand onwards
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I FUCKING LOVE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post i would so dance to this
the thing i dislike most about dubstep is it never really kicks,
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post This is is the best thing to happen in the world ever!
I'm learning that dance.

Great YouTube comment: Holy shit he pulled a Carlton too! Fantastic.
 (I helped save b3ta! Louse POKE 35899,0, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a link post "Did you hear a click?"
Frank & Rita want to take a picture celebrating frank's 84th birthday
using their brand new Mac, but have the camera set to "video" instead.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 5:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This puts me in mind of my wedding video.
We have a series of clips along the lines of
"Ok, could you say a few words for the happy couple please?"
"Ok"/ click...
Rinse, repeat. For the entire tape!

But these two are priceless!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope this isn't genuine
it would give me some kind of hope for my own future.
me, me, me....it's all about me.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:22, Reply)
This is a link post Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: Review I made this!
a review for those on the go
(rizzivision, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 5:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Another classic piece of shit
From the people who brought you...
User has removed the Video but the comments were great
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 5:34, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
your too much. Please. too much love
 (rizzivision, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 5:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome...
It may be different if you tried harder..
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post couldn't hear what you said

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it was something along the lines off..
The Little Mermaid was better than that. Although in honesty it was better than the last offering where he claimed to have lost his virginity last week.
 (I helped save b3ta! fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckoff

(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:25, Reply)
This is a normal post The limmer mermud was bad in a hat.
Yes, I suppose it was.
 (I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post Not quite Beauty and the Beast


Took me a moment to realise that I recognise her and the location.

edit for topic: perhaps she is his guilty pleasure (or vice versa).

Don't really give a shit; all the best to them

 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 3:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
bet his porn collection is unique
 (I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 4:02, Reply)
This is a normal post 1500 are "internal"
Oh dear lord
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ribbed for extra preasure

(I helped save b3ta! Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the "internal" thing...
is as opposed to "surface piercings" which typically use curved bars to go in and then out of the same piece of skin, i.e. your neck, or any other place where the piercing cant "come out the other side". So technically, a normal ear piercing would be classed as "internal".
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post that's quite a relief
Thanks
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post "Davidson has more piercings in her genitalia than in any other part of the body - 500 in all, externally and internally. "
www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/13/1068674283575.html?from=storyrhs
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Nooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post Guilty Pleasures: Fern Kinney, "Together we are Beautiful"
"I am the rain, he is the sun.

And now we've made a rainbow."

:)
(TobestersNZ, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 3:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Bangin' chooooooooooooooon
Crank up the bpm. thwakka thwakka thwakka thwakka...then comes the dubstep...... wob wob wob wob

Or am I getting confused with Minnie Ripperton?


Anyway....ta for posting. Had forgotten that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:53, Reply)
This is a link post I made her soup... I made this!
....and this is how she treats me! This was my night last night!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 3:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Silly bitch.
I'll fuck your soup.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 3:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahahahaha you're very funny DB!
i love how you take such a pretencious shit game into something rather enjoyable. *click*
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes this! *
he also has a veery shagable arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post this is
true.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 3:55, Reply)
This is a normal post That's far funnier
than it has any right to be.

What a shite-looking game.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post thank you
I've played it 3 times now, trying to "review" it. I've still not actually listened to the whining.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I looked at how long that was
and wondered about watching. I'm glad I did! click.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta.
I always try and keep these to under 15 minutes (10 if its something like a puzzle game) - but I had to let this one run to a good stopping point. He loved that fucking soup.
 (I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a link post Some fish have bicycles - rodeo terrorists I made this!
Knocked up this little tune on GarageBand this evening, the co- op was all out of old speckled hen so we got a bit pumped up on lager! If you're wondering about the title you'll be able to sing it along to the melody, sweet dreams b3tans!
 (I helped save b3ta! rwbthatisme is on holiday this week, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:40, Reply)
This is a link post Looks like PhotonicInduction has been indulging in some guilty pleasures
"Oh Photon, you shouldn't have, you bought me flowers!"

"Oh no, I wanna electrocute them and blow them up"
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post passable!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that guy is insane!

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He talks like Phil Mitchell
and he's clinically-insane. Good show!
 (Leemondus, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:46, Reply)
This is a normal post No
Jack Sparrow
 (Spin Its a thing., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me think of
this guy! images.wikia.com/southparkfanon/images/f/f0/Professor-chaos.jpg
 (RJWEcology is just sharpening his axe on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
...she's terrifyingly sturdy.
 (Megamoss, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:19, Reply)
This is a normal post sanitized electroporn
---ebony--
 (Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a link post Three year old girl joins Mensa
Dad is man who beat me on Countdown.

Yup, I was on Countdown for one solitary show. And this is the daughter of the man that beat me.
 (I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Well you clearly didn't stand a chance.

(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:38, Reply)
This is a link post Seeing as we're all doing the guilty pleasures thing at the moment
I thought I'd jump on the bandwagon before it all went away. Not an old one, this - in fact it's quite recent.

Even though I think I'd probably be quite embarrassed if I ever got caught listening to this, I can't help but love it, partly because I like the lyrics, and partly because I am completely and utterly infatuated with Felicia Day.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Would
and is she the bird from the 'present day' episodes of Dollhouse?
 (I helped save b3ta! Coubs Salty toothpaste, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post that would be the future episodes
see also; Buffy, Dr Horrible, The Guild
 (chocolatelemming, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a link post Just sheer LOLS
this guy seriously!!! " when i say say you can retire today, i LITERALLY mean it" - the hip hop intro wtf? are you A RETARD? (apologies to any literate tards out there)
 (Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Step one: Set up a tacky, shoddy website.
Step two: sell e-books which tell others how set up said tacky site.

*sighs*

(may or may not be true, facts may alter without notice, results may vary)
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I just downloaded the ebook
and have literally just made £1000.
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post LITERALLY.
if you keep listening to his schpeil he goes on to mention how he almost dropped a pint in didsbury, when a guy in a ferrari told him how to make a million.
 (Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
"i think youll like this product so much youll be sending us a bottle of whiskey at the end of the year..."
 (Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:54, Reply)
This is a normal post plus... is it actually karl pilkington?

(Goodbye Doggy is re-sealable for freshness., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 2:27, Reply)
This is a normal post By Jacob, aged 8.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post What a cunt
That is all
 (I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder why
he needs to sell ebooks at £47 a go when he could just carrying on making millions using his secret website? Curious.
 (Oysterboy, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 7:33, Reply)
This is a normal post No!
This has blown my mind maaan!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post *LITERALLY RETIRES*
Now I'm retired does that mean I can sit in my undercrackers doing nothing?
 (I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 8:43, Reply)
This is a link post Not a guilty pleasure
Just pure unadulterated brilliance. Senser 1993
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post umm
Trev and Simon = Going Live = This clip
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg_s6aOp23M (NSFW language aimed at 5 Star, y'know the english Jackson 5 froom Romford).
 (purple_gromit, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:33, Reply)

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