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This is a link post GC, but I thought it appropriate
A bit of Fry and Laurie - If Rupert Murdoch had never been born...
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)
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Psst, look down ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post so we don't have to scroll down the page?
how thoughtful :)
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll join in:
Aw come on!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahaha fuckit
ENJOY IT AGAIN THEN YOU BASTARDS!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fook it, may as well thread jack then.
I've got this 80s/90s actor stuck in my head, but can't think of his name or indeed a single film he's been in. He's gaunt and creepy, and was usually a smooth villainous sort. Looks a bit like an angular Christian Bale crossed with Christopher Walken.
*opens Photoshop* ....



Ok, nothing like this fucking reptilian nightmare, but perhaps you get the idea. Any suggestions anyone?
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Chrisifan Balkan?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Christophan Wale

(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The rogue FBI guy who was in Prison Break?
That's who I get. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Fichtner

 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah you fucking sweetheart!
It's very sad to admit this, but you've saved me from a weekend of mental torment.

Edit: how on earth did you make the connection? My picture is a fucking travesty!
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you did a sterling job with your artist's impression
You should get a job with the FBI
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Strange he should mention Bale
...as Fichtner was in "The Dark Knight"
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Relevant:
www.denofgeek.com/movies/959252/top_10_greatest_william_fichtner_films.html
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post "He's gaunt and creepy, and was usually a smooth villainous sort." & Bit Walkenish.
Only one result popped up in my head for that and the pic confirmed it :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Tell ya what P.F.
Even if yer wrong, that's a BLOODY good call.
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Rather nifty Shuttle Tribute vid :)

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that.

(BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone click like.
If this doesn't reach the popular page, it's a travesty.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:57, Reply)
This is a link post Latest Taiwanese News Animation about the NOTW/hacking/closing story.
Finally, I've been waiting for their take on things.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You pipped me to the post!
Balls!

Good vid though :-)
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the vague nod towards the Lulzboat

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post :-)
I liked the shark fin on Murdoch's back, as well. And Rebekah Brooks with an eye patch.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Last ever launch of a Space Shuttle is in roughly one hour

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Crazy
I was lucky enough as a kid to see a shuttle launch, and look round Cape Kennedy. How long till there will be launches from there again do you know?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post It says 17 mins just now

(I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post The timer that they're switching to...
reads around 16 mins. Is this time-to-launch or some other number?

EDIT: Oh ok...they're holding it for 40 mins at 9 minutes...why don't they just count down from 49?
 (I helped save b3ta! guffguff fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Because the 40 minute bit varies from launch-to-launch
but the nine minutes needs to be tightly scripted
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)
This is a link post Woman can eat stuff.
"The most amazing thing that I have been able to tolerate is eggs. I have not eaten eggs for 12 years and eggs were sending me wappy. If I had an egg, I was so poorly afterwards. I'd have this terrible headache and hallucinations - I did weird things on eggs."

(GC indicator says no....)
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post Horrible Histories Masterchef
Amongst the mass of American crap my daughter watches (stuff about witches in malls, annoying twins on a boat, that girl off School of Rock doing a youtube show etc), I've caught her watching this, which I've quickly realised is bloody brilliant. I bet you that in 20 years time today's nippers will get as nostalgic about Horrible Histories as I am about the Clangers and an elephant going mental on Blue Peter.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Horrible Histories books must have been around since nearly 20 years ago, I think this TV version won a Bafta.
But Bafta have seriously diluted their worth in recent years, like the way exams have gotten easier and easier to pass :)

Btw, you realise that using the proper youtube link embeds it here instead of the .be twitter version?
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you professor
You are correct.
 (I helped save b3ta! FishNChimps Achtung! Spitfeuer!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)
This is a link post Dog takes helium and turns into a demon!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Well,
there's a new nightmare for me. Thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Rock
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Df1DHTMD5gg
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post "rock"?
Fook that - have some of this (if it'll ever fucking load)
tubedubber.com/#xVHJaXk3FGA:qS-s38V7lAI:0:100:0:0:true
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
That is terrifying!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor dubbing.
Orig: www.metacafe.com/watch/438444/air_sophie/

So, the question is.... what film is the mystery laughing goblin noise from?
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This is a normal post Gremlins
Aicmfp
 (I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post no its not

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh
What is it then?
 (I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Time Bandits.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post when I originally watched it
it reminded me of the inbred dog bark failing... but then I'm not sure if that got redubbed with steve carell's random newscaster noise from bruce almighty...

so it could be that heliumed...

EDIT: no it's not that

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSYbrlEWrfw&feature=related
 (I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like morph and chaz having a barney

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me
of when he gremlins turned evil
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, also...
...reminded me of the deer head in Evil Dead 2.
 (bobman500 enjoys a grope as much as the next fella, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT
is the funniest thing Ive seen in months 'click' with bells on!
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)
This is a link post CubeArt 1.0: The Italian Plumber I made this!
I made this and thought of you*.
bit.ly/CubicMario

*No, not them... YOU.
(TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This is really good.
I have nothing else to say but I thought someone should say something. Well done.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Fri 8 Jul 2011, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post go on, admit it
you just pulled the stickers off!
 (I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought about doing that...
...but it would have probably taken longer doing it that way than configuring each individual side.

It took longer to put the vid together than it did to plan and execute all the rest of it. Ho-hum.

Cheers, like :)
 (TheMighty Blackout has done bugger all since posting this on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 22:22, Reply)
This is a link post BBC News page - Live Atlantis shuttle launch
Includes NASA TV live stream.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post That van makes me want to watch Ghostbusters.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The Nasa stream looks like they're just getting ready for a fishing trip.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post One with lots of lag and old people.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this where Dr. Evil escapes into space?

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Whats the launch time?
Going out in a bit so pointless me starting watching if its hours away.
 (savage^, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
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16:26
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post damn!
A friend of mine is out there now watching, insanely jealous of her.
 (savage^, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)
This is a normal post but if it stays cloudy, maybe tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post I've been busy the last couple of days so have only read about it this morning
and thought of this.

'It' being NotW...
(chocolatelemming, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post genius!

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post well found
good sir
 (I helped save b3ta! Colonel Bimble pluck my sums, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:09, Reply)
This is a link post Big mouth
GC? Be damned.

This had me laughing like a loon and picking my jaw up off the floor simultaneously!
(penrose your dog's got tits, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well done for posting.
I put the same vid up ages ago (from a different source so the check thingy didnt warn you) and was slagged off for being a racist. Which was nice.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)
This is a link post Here's my contribution to fall friday I made this!
featuring our cats :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)
This is a link post Kitty multiple climb fail.
I ummmm t-h-i-n-k this qualifies for fall Friday.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha or Awwww...
I'm not sure what option to pick
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hawhaw?

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ - talk about the video that keeps on giving!

(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post [something funny about the cat video]
[something along the lines of a dog would never]
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Christ, now I HATE cats (& cat videos on here)
But even I'd put down the camera & give the little fella a hand.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post no the cat is fine, he jumps out but then jumps straight back in
there's something on the wall that he wants but can't reach which is why he keeps jumping.

However, they did boil him and eat him afterwards.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post After a vigorous bumraping
I'd hope.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Guffaw!

(mitsusproogi Pure Cush, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post kitty in a jiz sauce.
I'll pass on that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure I've seen hentai of that.
Then again who hasn't?
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Really? *checks internet* Ooh!
*SPLUFFS EVERYWHERE*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post this will never work..
unless they scrap all railway systems in the world... I can't see anyone stumping up the cash for that! Or the planning permission required! etc etc etc


Choo choo
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:06, Reply)
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Imagine the vast number of trains and trams there would have to be in order the enable all of the different branch lines to dock together.

Then imagine how many of those trains would be affected if one single train has a problem and had to stop or slow down.

I reckon it's a spectacularly silly and wasteful idea. Just go to Japan or Switzerland and see how fantabulous their train connections are.
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This reminds me of a system put forward in Japan
With intermediary 'pods' so express trains only had to slow down as disembarkers moved from the train to the pod, which then stopped at the station....
Oh I dunno, could've been the drugs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post err isacc asimov
cities of steel, think that idea is pre-ww II
definitely not original
 (tichy, Sat 9 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)
This is a link post Fall Friday is it?
Hope I'm doing it right; some daft bugger tries jumping into a wheelie bin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post no you want to post that on Fool Friday :)

(I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Then I shall wait! *sits in front of laptop until next week*

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:12, Reply)
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No, next week is Fondue Friday. Will you be moving from there or should we send food?
 (I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't wait for Fondue Friday..
I was cheesed off it wasn't this Friday
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I've arranged a bi-weekly air drop with some relief workers.
Imagine their faces when they realize that this house ISN'T "a bit of Africa that broke off".
 (I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post Fall Friday?
bless him
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! emergency_pants Today I smell of... tea tree, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:25, Reply)
This is a link post My contribution to Fall Friday
How I wrote elastic man
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post oh dear
it's a great look, but went nowhere.
They can't all be winners
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post i love it when they crack up like this - it was the funniest thing about it
But yeah, one joke stretched over 3 mins. Not the best one, but still great to see them messing about like a bunch of immature kids :-D
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
This is a normal post i shudder to think how much they are getting paid for this...
i found out the budget for the alan partridge ones the other day and its not far off the millions mark...



this is just shit.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
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Episode 2 best so far. Not sure how many more they're releasing, but hope they've saved some better clips.

Do feel they've sold out a bit. Bit like Harry Hill did with his mini online series.
 (plagiarism, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I disagree.
I pissed myself laughing, and enjoyed it all the more for the chaos.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post meh!
the Alan Partridge ones were really good! I do like Vic and Bob but these haven't been that great, the sort of stuff you will find a milllion nobodies uploading to youtube. I wonder how much they did get paid for this and was it too much?
 (I helped save b3ta! McMookMac Crush Proof, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post FOSTERS IS LIKE DRINKING PISS

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post competively priced piss, however

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I drink my own. It's cheaper.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post It's sterile and I like the taste

(fuzzy duck ? maybe., Fri 8 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)
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I think the charity box one is funny but the rest have been a bit hit and miss
 (GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a link post Cat-alogue
A catalogue. For Cats.
 (watershipdownsyndrome, Fri 8 Jul 2011, 12:50, Reply)

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