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This is a link post pump up the volume, live
ol skool
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post EDBR
4AD's only number one record.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:24, Reply)
This is a link post Not dubstep,
hence maybe a bad fit for b3ta.

Pretty good little singers, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Squilliam but . . . . *I'm* the one with all the talent!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:22, Reply)
This is a normal post sounds nice
but what's with her eye?
 (Captain Spacker I lick windows, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post huge hairy nevus
she is obviously a witch and consorts with toadish familiars
 (I helped save b3ta! WeirdWeb, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)
This is a link post My eBook for youngish adults I made this!
I've written a non-shitty, nerdy sci-fi/fantasy ebook for kids aged 10-13. Though some have said it's more geeky than nerdy.

It has no vampires, zombies, werewolves, witches or wizards.

Its hero is not an orphan being raised by a miserable aunt and uncle who finds out his parents had special powers he may have inherited.

It is 100% muggle, midichlorian and magic-free.

But it does have entropy, probability, monsters made of stone, suspense and adventure.

At the Tumblr site you can read the first chapter to see if you are interested or whether, if purchased, it would make you hurl your iPad from a moving vehicle in disgust.

I hope you enjoy it!
 (TommyShanks, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:00, Reply)
This is a normal post If you post twice about the jinx book in the same week
doesn't that leave you jinxed?
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If you post twice about the jinx book in the same week
doesn't that leave you jinxed?
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:50, Reply)
This is a normal post If you post twice about the jinx book in the same week
doesn't that leave you jinxed?
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post If you post twice about the jinx book in the same week
doesn't that leave you jinxed?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rusty Shackleford www.junt.co.uk / @joeyrobbo, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post If you post twice about the jinx book in the same week
doesn't that make you a spamming cunt
 (RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:15, Reply)
This is a normal post If you post twice about the jinx book in the same week
doesn't the OH MY GOD A TIDAL WAVE DESTROYED MY KIDS
 (The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Books for Paedophiles, by a paedophile
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you ever noticed kids in children's books are always orphans. You can almost hear the squeal of brakes as the cover opens:

" ... and so little Timmy's parents perished in a maelstrom of twisted metal, blood and splintered bone, leaving Timmy morally and sentimentally unencumbered and and ready for his Adventures"

Come to think of it - maybe THAT explains the rioting!
 (I helped save b3ta! Bootsthealchemist is barred from the Masterchef Facebook page, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)
This is a link post Hogishidae
Slightly off-key k-pop.
HOGIS! Oh!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:07, Reply)
This is a normal post There's something...
...about slightly off key singing/music that always has me in stitches. This is no exception.
 (Megamoss, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Still better then J-pop

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post what is all this Hogis business
B3ta thesaurus isn't helping.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a link post Because the spirits so moved me
So there!
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahhh, before he was Geordi La forge, eh?
Also, have the metal version :-)
 (Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 6:11, Reply)
This is a link post i want one!
radio controlled shark that swims in the air
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I want one!
They look fantastic :)
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:49, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be good for a honeymoon!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Bummer
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14552788
 (I helped save b3ta! acab, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they do a giant penis one to?

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm sure with a bit of glue... and some helium
www.lastnightoffreedom.co.uk/hen-night-shop/novelties-&-accessories/inflatable-willy/

it might just work...
 (swank, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)
This is a normal post
I need one to wind my dog up!
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a friend...
...who is properly shark-phobic (or galeophobic as it turns out). She's so bad she won't even go in to a bookshop if there's a book with a picture of a shark on it. This would be fucking amazing to freak her out with.
 (Megamoss, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a link post Daniel O'Donnell - Flick Your Bean NSFW
Warning: SK

I hate Daniel O'Donnell, even though he has a superb taste in V neck jumpers. All he ever does is sing about his 'mammy'

If he started banging this sort of thing out, I'd buy every album.

NSFW due to swearies and bean flicking action.
(mingeswingers, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 2:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember showing this to my ex a while back
She hummed it for at least a week.

Well it was 90% humming, like
"hum-um-um hu-hum-hum hu-hum hum hum hu bean!"
 (Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:13, Reply)
This is a link post Stupid Cow!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:03, Reply)
This is a normal post *insert slowpoke picture here*

(I helped save b3ta! Wingnutt razzle dazzle my fantasmagazzle, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:15, Reply)
This is a link post I suspect...


That more than a few B3tans would like to get their hands on this (and no, I don't work for them).
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The spiciest hot sauce
Is more like the loudest music or the busiest bar than like the fastest car or sexiest woman.

I got this chili that is basically inedible, cool huh!
 (brandthedoggy, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I respectfully understand your logic.
But there's also the whole pleasure inducing endorphin thing that floats my boat (plus it works great for chronic pain).
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:55, Reply)
This is a normal post by "great for chronic pain"
Do you mean causing or releaving?
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oddly
I mean relieving.
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's the pleasure thing you're into
just get hold of some ecstasy.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post it gets much hotter than that.
chileseeds.co.uk/chilli_sauces.htm

15 Million SHU Capsaicin Powder. in vodka.

the Jolokai is about 300,000 SHU
 (Alphabet Soap boshboshboshbosh, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post http://store.davesgourmet.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=DAGPHS
yum!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)
This is a link post Mortal Kombat sex... I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Um
I was waiting for him to rip her spine out? What gives?
 (I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:52, Reply)
This is a link post Tony Jaa Is The Man I made this!
A re-cut of the famous fight scene from Warrior King
(Jem Harley is finding it difficult to sleep, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The Warrior King should have been called 'Dude, Where's My Elephant'

(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post He fucking loved that elephant!

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post It really tied the room together

(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post hehe!

(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's the stuntmen doing the real work.

(chompedhomas, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:25, Reply)
This is a link post Flooooof

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Cute overload!
Both of them!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post why is he washing it?
surely it's able to do that itself? (well I suppose they aren't usually kept as pets)
 (I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought
washing the hedgehog was a euphemism.
 (I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I like how
The toothbrush for cleaning the hedgehog is alongside all the other ones. And what the fuck is that noise it makes?
 (brandthedoggy, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hedgehogs
Why don't they just share the hedge!?
 (DenningLJ keeps his gavel in his pants, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hogis!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HMaBVgvLC4
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 3:11, Reply)
This is a link post Oddly charming


...in a special needs kind of way. (Click the picture)
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
I only managed about 2 mins though. It was too awkward after that.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Left immediately
Because of his horrible beard.
 (chompedhomas, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Had a girlfriend years ago...
...with a horrible beard. Oh, wait....
 (I helped save b3ta! pcmechanic There's no bottom to the depths of human stupidity, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He has his head on upside down.

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 1:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes!
Yes, this is much better!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post More boring than awkward

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:49, Reply)
This is a link post La Maison en Petits Cubes
*sniff* Bwaaaah!
(drudge_dread, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post First 10 minutes of Pixar's "Up"
Is far far far far more tragic than that... seriously - it has medical problems and a loss of one's dreams and all.
 (chompedhomas, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:19, Reply)
This is a link post In The Fall
What would flash through your mind on a fall to your death? Oh god that sounds depressing, it is, but nicely animated.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post the gall
of these shameless cunts

"The Dublin Archdiocese is now understood to be launching a concerted campaign to avoid the threat of financial ruin, with the imposition of a levy on Catholic households in Dublin understood to be among the proposals under consideration."
 (OneForTheRoad man under glass, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:49, Reply)
This is a link post Chupacabra caught on camera at last!
Ugly dog or cryptid? Does it bark? Can it be milked?
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
This is a link post Cool review. Canon's new Fisheye
replacing the quite frankly amazing 15mm 2,8; so this should be mind blowing. Apparently it is
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm honestly struggling to think what I'd use it for
Even if I did have that amount of money to blow on a new lens.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post rap video
you could shake your booty at it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody would want to see that

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post My 15mm Fisheye seems a bit amazing
I'm just amazed it can get any more woo; but it obviously must after two decades.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe someone will give you one for your
BIRTHDAY!
 (I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ow many meggerpixels is it?
mine is 12. I heard that the higherer the meggerpicksels, the betta.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit of glass not a camera, silly ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post WOT!!!!!
THATS RUBBISH HOW R U MENT 2 TAEK A PICHER WITH GLASS!!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A fisheye with a lens hood?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 7:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's $1500. I bloody well hope it's amazing for that price.

(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 8:21, Reply)

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