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This is a link post Biker hits deer
thought we might as well reverse the trend
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:39, Reply)
This is a normal post 3rd time in 5 posts.
This is the new GC!

Edit: Bollocks! Damn you slow bandwidth!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Was that a premiture glass cockulation there? :D

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)
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Yeah. Just finished mopping the underside of my desk.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post oh yeah
mopping
licking
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
licking
rubbing McMookMac's face in it on the
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
survived man flu then?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah. You have no idea how much I've suffered.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post get a room you two!
Then married, a womb and surrogate mother, grow bored of each other, stay together for the kids, one day snap and put rat poison in bovril, go to jail, get bummed.

Ah the circle of life.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
When's your biography due in the shops?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post As soon as I can negotiate a fair price from Lidl.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Should just go straight for the bumming
The rest is just filler.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post are you speaking from experience?

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post In Soviet Russia
something something something....
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)
This is a link post Bespoke masks - pretty freaky
GC says no. Well it says that 'may have' but that means nothing really.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:36, Reply)
This is a link post antelope hits cyclist
first time seen ever
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post There is absolutely no bass guitar to see here.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking laugh track
What's the damn piece of music?!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-aUGIYK7WU
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :)
Although I'm a bit disappointed by the rest of the track TEACH THE FUCKER TO SING OR KEEP HIM AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)
This is a link post Oh Deer!
South African bike race
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post this wouldn't be the same piece of video that is gracing the board not half a dozen threads down, would it?

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Definitely not.
This one is up here, y'see.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Preview said no
this is a slightly better version... it's the HD 3D version, go find your specs and get back to me.


ps. i'll go and stand in the corner for an hour
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post 3rd or 4th time I can't remember
Its like no ones seen something being hit by something else before.

ZOMFG DID YOU SEE THAT CAT WALK INTO A BOX A CORNFLAKES LMAO SO FUCKING FUNNY LOLZ I PISSED PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a cat that walked into a box of cornflakes video?
Would have been funnier if it was Ricicles.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck you.
Wheatos!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)
This is a link post All you bass boys, this is how it's done
edit - no idea why it won't start at 5m37s, but meh.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!
after spending 41 years on this planet listening to music, I can safely say it really doesn't get much better than this..

Forward on it 6m.25 for full effect
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought I recognised that gig from the embedded frame...
Pompeii innit?

also - blah blah theme days blah blah.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post My dislike of theme days
is easily overcome by my love of Pink Floyd. Top stuff!

Bonus appropriate link: Beastie Boys: Gratitude
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmmmm.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I may have said it before
but I fucking love Dave Gilmour.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post He's moved in just down the road from me. Often see him walking his dog etc.
I'm everso slightly miffed he hasn't invited me in for a cup of tea yet. :-/
(, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post so tight..

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This is a normal post There isn't enough mouse clicks in the universe for how much I like this.
This video has been my happy place since the VHS was bought for my birthday in 1993.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 18:05, Reply)
This is a normal post an example of human progress...
this is part of the Ascent of Man for me, (personal view, an all that ;) )
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 0:01, Reply)
This is a link post Keep your Jesus off my penis...

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)
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Bastard, I'll be humming this all day
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This is a link post A stunning bit of advertising for the new 3D LG phone - really is 'wow'.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post That was amazing
stunning really..but how was it done?
Also i hope that robot wasn't doing the Sieg Heil kinda thing..
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Smoke, mirrors and a trap door

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Tis the art of 3D projection mapping
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4LVEAiZJyg&feature=related
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks
all news to me
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post sieg heil thing?
of all the corporate corpulance you might complain of... you've picked a sixtyfive year old unrelated problem... what about their connection to the transatlantic slave trade???
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm..i didn't know about this. +.i was just being a douche with the sieg heil thing

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather impressive
:)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Immense
I'm normally averse to advertising, but I'd happily zone out in front of visuals like that.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:51, Reply)
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Amazing how the 3D effect even comes across when I watch it on a little Youtube window on a flat monitor - in the flesh that must have been gobsmackingly-awesome.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is a normal post It used a clever trick by not projecting the background to the full potential width of the projector...
... so when elements go outside of what appears to the the boarder, it looks more 3D
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I noticed that during the fishy bit
very clever
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post A friend of mine sent me that from Hong Kong yesterday.
You just beat me to it ;) Pretty stunning stuff. I've got the 'making of' coming later today.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah, alright HB? I actually knicked it from your facebook =)

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post No worries :)

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post nah, they've over done it. tried to show off too much.
as soon as you start seeing the real windows through the images it falls apart.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post that was fucking mint.
I really want to show my 90 yr old gran that and watch her mind fall out of her arse.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post top comment!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Am I the only one wanting a bit of continuity there?
Here's a tranforming Android!
Here's some pretty colours!
Here's some moving blocks!
Here's some ice skaters!
Here's a whale!
Here's an octopus!
Buy a smartphone!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Must. Buy. Smart. Phone.

Must. Buy. Smart. Phone.

Must. Buy. Smart. Phone.

Must. Buy. Smart. Phone.

Must. Buy. Smart. Phone.

Must. Buy. Smart. Phone.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post All that fantastic art
then they shit all over it with an advert for a fucking phone.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
thats what gives me the sad's
should just be for the art itself...but maybe they needed the sponsorship to set it up..not sure
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Who knows.
What I do know is the actual work raises my consciousness, and the advert flattens it right back down again.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That sort of setup would not be cheap
and in reality everyone needs some money to live.

Besides it only makes a difference if they had to compromise what they are doing for cash.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post meh...
all I could think while watching that was if that was a true representation of Android phones, particularly a graphically intensive 3D one, then the batteries would've run out after 2 minutes.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a building not a phone

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This is a link post 50,000,000 delinquents can't be wrong

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)
This is a link post Cyclist gets hit by an antelope
One Seal
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Kapow!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more 'deer/dear' puns
How do Sundae...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post cut n paste the puns from down the page perhaps...
you wait all day for a cyclist to be hit by an antelope, etc
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post what where????
fucksocks....not again
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't have the Hart
to do any puns. How do you too!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post bucking the trend there
Or not, I really have do idea..

I'd best get my coat
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post D'oh!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post A deer!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post A female deer!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
(best Simpsons exchange evar)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Talking to the voices in your head Barry
No he isn't
Yes he is
Put down the knife
Pressure......building......must kill
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucksocks.
I was going to post this.

But then I saw it had already been posted.

Yesterday.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting totally lost
I checked the url, searched for the key words too ( as it's a grauniad url ), and nothing.I was on lots yesterday and didn't see it.

But thankyou blackdog
PhosphorBurnedEyes beat you to it
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post "Holy Cow!"
Err, dude....that's not a cow...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:38, Reply)
This is a link post Shite theme day theme day theme...
day.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)
This is a link post Bass you say?
This guy takes the piss.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post plenty of existing bass-related threads to post in, chap.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Enough now
Theme days are shite.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Agree

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post +1

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:39, Reply)
This is a normal post = this one

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post we've spoken at length about this
i concur

not conquer.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I came
I saw
I concurred
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
I came,
I sore,
My conkers.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw Esau, sitting on a see-saw, I saw Esau, he saw me.
He also saw my canker sores
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace..Victor Wooten is great
I think Flea and Les Claypool are my favs
this isn't high picture quality but a good vid to try and pick up some idea's youtu.be/r3TuHk6eiww
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Flea is good
but I reckon Victor beats him on tone and harmonics...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
I agree with you there. Jaco Pastorius was a great too eh....too bad he got beaten up and died
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah he was a bit of a dick
kept climbing up on stage and grabbing the bass I heard...
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Victor Wooten is amazing
Some of it a bit unlistenable but he's a bloody good player
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)
This is a link post DJO- WTF is DJO pt2: The Big Montage NSFW
I don't understand. GC says no....but I got it wrong last time too, and I've searched everywhere Miss, honest.

nsfw for swearies
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A guilty pleasure, this stuff.
President Tuvok: Apple Juice PING PONG, Fool!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post If ninjas ate your house and beat you with a bag of sand
you can ring the bitch police.


Tremendous
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
This is a link post Bass Tuesday?!
10 tips the pros don't want you to know!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is a link post Naughty naughty Daily Mail
Great bit of internet sleuthing here from Mr Ireland (manic on here innit?)

Daily Mail caught scanning images from the Guardian.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post standard cuntyness.
why do so many people buy it? It's not like it's got tits in it.

oh....wait....hang about
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh... wait...
hang abenefitscrounger (shurely?)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Manic, not Maniac.
Small but important difference...

*EDIT* eh? Did I make that up or have you ninja edited?

@bloggerheads on tiwtter - he's well worth a follow if you like this sort of thing (and an ongoing war of attrition with Nadine Dorries on the scale of the Battle of the Bulge)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)
This is a normal post No editing.
'fraid you made it up.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post ...and it's in the subject line so I can't cover my tracks.
Curses!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You could always...
change your username to stubb0?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post stubb0?
Is this a meme I'm not conversant with?
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post you don't know Stubbo! B3ta's very special...
comedienne (someone said that is a one word oxymoron)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Barry is well aware of Stubbo......and Albion Gray
Ah....happy days
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah yes - it all comes back.
Who was the other one ('Merkin I think) who was so unfunny he actually had to include 'comedian' or something in his name so that people would know.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Arrrrrgh....cannae remember
Sincerely

Unclepills
Onanist
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It was funnyman something iirc
EDIT BING!

Funnyman Charlie
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh well played sir
Funnyman Charlie is on Myspace

Funnyman Charlie has one friend

friends:

My Space ( official)


Guess that didn't work out either
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post hahah! nicely!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post Creationist Cat solves the abortion crisis
Found it when googling 'Richard Dawkins kittens'
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great!

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
madness
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:38, Reply)
This is a normal post oh deep joy.....first LOL of the week/month

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I always get creeped out when someone uses my name in conversations
I wonder if it bothers God too
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 13:03, Reply)
This is a link post further to all the plank-spanking bass wankery below...
this is how you play the fucking thing.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd better not be sensing Bass Tuesday looming...

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than than a Drum 'n Bass Tuesday.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I do not agree with this.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I also do not agree with this
Although, preferably, I'd like to see a "No Theme Tuesday"

plzkthxbai
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post i was kinda hoping
the ramones would put an end to it all.

their the musical equivalent to mentioning hitler ;)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post meh
youtu.be/D3k6k7Be7A8 (Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, Blood on The World's Hands bass intro)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)
This is a normal post The very first band i ever saw live when i was 16
The Ramones..what i can remember of it was great =D
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post No, this is how you play it
Stuart Morrow New Model Army (link cos I don't want to embed another bass related video)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzjHbbXH2XE
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)
This is a link post Man takes wrong turn, ends up completing half marathon rather than 2 mile fun run.
...but all anyone will observe will be "wtf football"
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Swindon Town Manager loses direction
we get that headline every week!
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf football
(no problem old chap, don't mention it)
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone listen to the audio clip?
I got to the bit with the 'half a banana' and burst out laughing.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah no - missed that. Will check it out later.

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a 2minutes

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I read that as "man takes it up wrong un"

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)
This is a link post A truly accurate Japanese guide to Australia

(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:30, Reply)
This is a normal post As an Australian citizen I find that
About right.
(, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise
I've a bowl of jellied egg in me fridge waiting for me when I get home.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2011, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post It's World Egg Day.

(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

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