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This is a link post You b3ta members with Japanese (Moggy Fetishes)
Get to Limerick, pub, pint and fuck on the pool table, next B3ta bash rob?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post is this sort of thing (hire a stripper for a mates birthday) illegal now?
I've seen far worse *reaches for "roly poly stripper" mindbleach*

also, what's it got to do with Japan?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post See down re Japanese nurses link

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Welsh Police Demand Poster Is Removed Or They Will Cancel The Gig...
“They also insisted that the picture be removed from ‘the Internet’ I think they meant Facebook as I don’t think that a copper from a small Welsh town has the power to censor the Internet.”
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post But they apparently do have power to cancel the gig.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Well yes.
Because of a poster, though?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey, you can play your gig or not.
I've known two people on prozac who have committed suicide. Perhaps they are trying not to encourage people to take quite as many as on the poster.

It would be hard to be a cop: all the protesters and "artists" can break the law, but the cops have to be right 100% of the time.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
This is a normal post also
Lampeter?

This is almost certainly a student gig, as the student population is about 4 times that of the town itself.

And students are cunts. Fuck em.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I too have been prescribed Prozac.
Kept me sane, though it did send a mate of mine whappy.

The guy in the poster is spewing up pills though, not taking them...


EDIT: Also, it ain't my gig, or poster.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a link post Vermilion Pleasure Night : Dr Phero - Injections in the Bum
Japanese, Japanese women, injecting other Japanese women who are sealed in a box in the arse, I would say its SFW as you dont see anything.

Answers on a postcode please....

Oh, did I mention it was Japanese, clue is there...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post those arent real arses
And they arent real nurses

FAEK!!!!!!!!!!11
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:50, Reply)
This is a normal post And yet...
not gay..

I hope, I did fail the shemale or female quiz....
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:05, Reply)
This is a normal post rodney is gay

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a lot of weird stuff in VPN...
unfortunately, a lot of it is a bit crap.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Cathy's House is one of my favourite things on the internet

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Those aren't real cotton balls

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:19, Reply)
This is a link post Germans in the Woods

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really sad :(

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post War is hell
good example of what PTSD does to those in War
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Might have shot him at a distance...
no prob?
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a link post Guru Mediator - Bottom Holy
New Bottom remix (from the same guy who did Gas Man and an Edd Egg song for me a while back)
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Love it
Ive seen a couple of these bottom remix's and there superb. F**kin love bottom
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 1:52, Reply)
This is a link post People Who Know They're In A Sketch VS. People Who Don't
Brilliant late night talk show bit.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate
American comedians who raise their eyebrows and look knowingly into the camera.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
Just a small peeve then!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post wait! what?
there were comedians in that?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not a comedian though is he? i thought he was just a talk show host

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:44, Reply)
This is a normal post But you're OK when French comedians do it?
Racist.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Conan
wrote some great stuff in his past, such as simpsons and this little beauty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQ3HbB0c8Y
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Lookwell
is fucking amazing.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a link post 16 Year-old Moroccan girl commits suicide after being forced to marry her rapist
I always preferred the result achieved after the Rape of Dinah.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube commentators have already arrived at that website:
13 - uh oh.jeff (Guest) 01:31pm GMT, 04:31pm KSA, 14/03/2012
better start raping before its too late to marry the person you want that would never be with you otherwise
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray for religious text.
...and Deuteronomy in particular; which religious nutjobs use to justify this & condemn my 10 year relationship.
Fuck 'em all. Cunts.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You can say anything you want Tabby
just don't put it in cartoon form
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I just read a bit, it's the ravings of a mental.
There are too many looney things in it to even consider taking it seriously.

biblebabble.curbjaw.com/laws.htm
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Deuteronomy is shit
Ezekiel is the best book by far.

Take Ezekiel 23:20 for example: “There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Not to mention the questionable Song of Solomon...

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post fucker!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
oh go on, for once it was relevant.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post true.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post She loved horses!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I have always had a soft spot for Genesis 3:22
"And the LORD God said, "The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil."

Hmm... US - sounds strangely plural for a monotheistic religion (and don't try the trinity line with me - that's a long way down the calendar from there...)
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post There are religions that believe that the three are actually three.
It would make sense with the voice from heaven talking from time to time.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post PaC
People are c*nts
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post What a thoroughly depressing story :(
Poor girl
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
This is a link post Attack of the Giant Hedgehog I made this!
ronseal.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post *runs and hides

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you sure that's not a woodchuck chucking unascertainable quantities of wood?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! That's wonderful

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post giant hedgehogs are not a valid excuse for holding your phone the wrong way !!!


i like this really :)
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the best bit
Cinéma vérité, innit? Like Cloverfield, but with hedgehogs.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Dinsdale?
DINSDALE!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha!

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a link post microsoft getting involved in F1
do they a a blue screen of death for cars?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably an F1 Button.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Sublime!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
how often is that gonna crash? And what's the bet that they blame bad drivers?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down people
It's just a sponsor. All teams use the same onboard computer system made by McLaren.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post /\ some one takes time to understand this fantastic spectacle /\

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but he's just a shill for the industry, covering up the REAL manufacturer of their systems.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post The ninties called
They want their joke back
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post LAN + KERS = ???????

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They're adding the Hamiltonian function
so the wheels can be changed in the pits while it's still doing laps.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad someone got my crap attempt at nerdy humour...

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:00, Reply)
This is a link post 'do a pizza' again but with added screaming little shit at the end.
What a whining fuckwit.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
hahahaha.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god we were too poor to own a video camera when I was a kid.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank god we were too poor to go skiing when I was a kid.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
no life long emotional scaring through upper middle class winter sports gone wrong for me.

I bet as an adult, she never goes near snow again, and spends winters in Florida
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know, dad sends kid down a hill with rocks and cliff edges without making sure said kid can mentally handle stopping.
Had a train come through and splatted the kid you'd be calling for the dad's head.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Now that would be a fucking GREAT vid!
:-))
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I personally was expecting the kid to fly over a high cliff.
Now I have to keep on waiting, I guess.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Annekin Skywalker?
or however you spell it
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post love the last line
"Dude you survived"
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post good job dude
dude you survived

?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Shit parenting lesson 484

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Should've been entered into the first world problem QOTW

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post What a crappy place to learn to ski

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Better than when my dad took me to Norfolk to learn
That was a barrel of laughs.
Although on the plus side, I didnt fall over. Or Ski to be honest...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post Funny Holiday Park Name
for an uncomfortable holiday.

I personally like the discover page
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
I bet they actually get loads of people going there, just so they can say 'ive stopped at sandy balls'
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post discover...
sandy balls in the heart of the new forest
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I actually really want to go now.
Im craving a holiday, and ive not had a bog-standard UK countryside / forest type holiday in yeeears. Im always going to big, bustling cities like Tokyo - something im a bit less excited about now ive been living in london for 2 years.
Plus - they have signs saying sandy balls.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a nice place.
and this is there :-
www.sammymiller.co.uk/ which is fantastic and unique.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This is also nearby, it would make the holiday quite memorable:
www.night-day.co.uk/
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post im there!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You could take your painted ladies here for a romantic afternoon (bring worms).
www.libertyscentre.co.uk/
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post (May not work for non-American speaking people)
Just visit...


Good times to be had by all!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I got raped there.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post July 2002?
Sorry if that was you.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that's alright, no hard feelings.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Not anymore.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post pffft

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post At least you know it wasn't me!
You wouldn't be talking now if it were me...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
be talking now even notice
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post If you get the angle right...
and come up through the diaphragm, your lucky contestant can't even scream. Wait! Did I say too much?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been there
and jolly nice they were.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post By lucky hap
I was there at the weekend. Jolly nice time.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Are they still raping?
or is Petanque more popular these days.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I witnessed no rapes
But that isn't to say there weren't loads
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Did you visit this place:
www.polzapart.co.uk/
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post This is a great place to pick up kids.
www.longdownfarm.co.uk/
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:55, Reply)
This is a normal post they get people phoning up asking if it's a nudist camp! (true)

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 9:54, Reply)
This is a link post It's Wednesday so that means a new BASIC comic. I made this!
Hurrah for Wednesday, and giant robots
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice pics.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:32, Reply)
This is a link post Mice eating a biscuit.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that a Rich Tea?
If so, they're welcome to it.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm with you there
crap things
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I cant see that as cute anymore
what with all the images / videos ive seen of them being snake food, lab experiments, or frozen and sold in bulk, all flat and dead
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I made those vids.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you made the talent.
Edit: Made (in a sexual way).
Edit2: Now I've sickened myself.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:09, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more lurking cat to make it interesting now

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's things like this
that make tv redundant.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post is this what they're eating?

(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
This is a link post Condommmm

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the bit where he litters etc.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post GC from yesterday

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post The car has no steering wheel.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post And you have no passport.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post At least I don't get into frightening cars with misplaced steering wheels.
Nor do I litter, unless it is the occasional loogie hocked at various pedestrians.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Renegade - Threshold
Chunky 80s styled electro beats for y'alls.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT is my new theme tune!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
This is a normal post its pretty badass, innit?

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It rocks!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^ this

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post There's only one Renegage I recognise from the 80's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae37Qu0MnBk
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too - loved the music for that :-D
Not heard it in bloody ages though. Cheers!
I had an amstrad CPC 6128 though. The music was slightly different - not as bleepy
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I had the C64 version, could never get past level 3 boss

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Big bertha? The woman?
Dunno if that was her 'official' name - that's what we called her. The last guy was rock hard. He had a gun, and getting shot meant instant death.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post yep that's the one
that level boss was responsible for more broken joysticks than any other
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought this was the one and only Renegade!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFOc0KQ7ffs
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently the theme tune
Is from a Tangerine Dream concept album about parks.

*edit* no no that's Streethawk.
*edit 2* also replied to wrong post. Top class erring there. In any case I agree this is the premier renegade of the 80s. Except Target: Renegade. Which is premierer.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:51, Reply)
This is a link post Ghostbusters Soundtrack - no, not that twitching corpse of a song by Ray Parker Jnr being raped by all the adverts
I always preferred this song from the film. Seem to remember it was the music that accompanied them as they buzzed off on their first job after the secretary said "WE GOT ONE!!"
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice,
never heard the full version
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post 2:58 onwards...
never heard that bit before...
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post love this song :)

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a link post School administration pissed off because of pissy prof's piss pushing
Anybody got a bucket?


(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post p

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfect punishment for petulant pupils.

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Purposeful, pointed prose Pissflaps

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post There is a lot of piss related news this week.
Was there an eye looking up from inside the bucket and subsequently found to be a piss dungeon underneath?
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Top alliteration!

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a link post Throat Singing 3BS style I made this!
Mixed some throat singing with one of my bands songs for a laugh
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zagTlOh67Tk
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah....
I put it together for a laugh and it ended up sounding sattanic as f**k
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad at all ^^
Nice and crunchy
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers guys
We've recently reunited, glad to hear people are liking the new stuff
(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that :D

(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post Airport 85: 15 Certificates I made this!
So I made a video for one of my poppiest songs, using spook footage sliced up from films. Maybe your toes will tap. Maybe you'll like the pictures. Maybe not. Hope so though.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Flippin' Ace!
Good to see Prince Of Darkness in there. The last 30 minutes of that film still gives me the creeps. Although Mrs Spicious thinks that makes me a bit of a blouse. Crackin' flick, back when Carpenter still knew what he was doing.

Also, although a little light for my tastes, the song was pretty damn good as well!

Have a rigid click!
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Incinerating!
I really really love this.
(, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 17:23, Reply)

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