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This is a link post Apparently in the new Superman film
he gets blown up. Tee hee. If you get bored skip forward to 3:50 for bonus pants-dropping action.
(Leemondus, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I held out hope that for a few seconds he would actually fly.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I really wanted a 'to the skies' moment *poomph*

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Favourite youtube comment is
"I wonder if people could jerk off to the blueberry scene in Willy Wonka."
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a link post laser-powered UAV! Wheeeeeeeeee!
FINALLY they've got somewhere powering shit with fucking LASERS so planes can stay up FOREVER and they'll be able to beam power to SPACE and THE FUCKING MOON!

YEAH!

FUCKING LASERS DUDE MAN I FUCKING LOVE LASERS AND SHIT
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
This is a normal post What CAN'T be made better with the addition of laser beams?

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post porridge
works best with golden syrup in my opinion

everything else- LASERS!

LAAAAAAAAYZ0000000000RZ!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I FUCKING LOVE LASERS
Especially on sharks
 (Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post LASER-POWERED SHARKS!
Then they won;t have to suck fish out of nets any more!

www.liveleak.com/view?i=5c3_1342338255

because they'll be powered by LASERS instead of FISH and PEOPLES!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Yeah! Lasers!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post YEAH! FUCK!
LASERS!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Light emitting lasers are so last decade.
Postronium Gamma Ray Lasers is where it's at.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 17:03, Reply)
This is a link post Michael Caine reveals some SHOCKING Dark Knigh Rises plot spoliers* NSFW I made this!
the title says it all

only NSFW in audio, with the word cock and fuckin there somewhere, haha

*not real spoilers :)
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This is a link post On YouTube we have been discussing the chemtrails menace I made this!
Some good (ie batshit crazy) comments below the video.
(I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, the comments you get really are awesome

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^What she said

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this one
"I love browsing the popular links but the Grey Bloke videos are just boring. B3ta users are a funny bunch. I think a lot of them have Aspergers or other autistic spectrum disorders"
TheLaurieBergShow
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
I missed that one.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the comments recommends a youtube search for 'chemtrails' and 'vinegar'
I concur! Batshit stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I see what you did there, your vid is a false-flag operation paid for by the CIA.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh man, I haven't yet watched the vid I've just read the comments
Fascinating stuff!

The funny thing is all folks into conspiracy theories are sorta right, as we all know there are organisations whose sole job is to hide shit and secretly infiltrate various shit, we all know that, plus hierarchical organisations all work by keeping information above each level and the higher you go the more you know, again we all know that, so there is some truth to the whole They Live style sense of being used and misinformed the lower you are as it goes on the whole time, but FFS why would any country be squirting chemicals into the air to control the masses, THE AIR FFS, the air everyone breathes, not just the lower classes, everyone.

Don't be silly, they'd put it into your beer!

*finally got a moment to hear this, very good, love the phrase 'evil billionaires', very James Bond, I do hope they have minions in pseudo futuristic silver suits!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)
This is a normal post That's woo i say
klik
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:18, Reply)
This is a link post BARGAIN
Seriously, though, what? Normally this sort of silliness is down to competing bots, but nobody else even seems to sell these on amazon.
 (Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post "bots" isn't short for "bottoms", is it?
'Cos that made me lol.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a link post The tough life of a beat photojournalist.
My fav is at 2:25.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post didn't the guy
who got hit by the plane die?

No he survived I just found out.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the plane truth!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post It's what happens when you try to wing it.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post that did give me laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Some good ones there.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a lol.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
that groaning on the 2nd to last one is almost musical
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
And a bit overdone.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post this
I believe Family Guy did a version too
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post So funny

(mcmike Messed his pants badly on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 20:30, Reply)
This is a link post Game engine physics modelling
Maybe not the most exciting thing in the known universe but it ends up quite hypnotic. Good choice of music
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post that was great

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Like it
Our driving games are getting better.
Especially comparing it to chequered flag on the speccy.
 (Sherbs, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I always liked Lotus Esprit Challenge
someone told me the cars never crashed because Lotus thought it made their cars look shit, so they wouldn't allow it in the game
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I got a certificate for completing that.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't
though I did get a certificate for eating a plate of meat
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post So long as you don't get licensing issues were car manufacturers don't want the cars damaged
The First Forza suffered from this I seem to remember
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post My first thought was for GTA V
Looking at YouTube a few other people have as well.
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I demand a remake of "stunt car racer" with this!
That is all.
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a link post BAN THIS SICK FILTH
Showgirls with digital bras. I mean *really*? The tits was the only reason I watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh
Gina Gershon how my penis cries for her.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post She can't act, but then again, why should she.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Miss gershon can't act?
Shame on you... outside now!
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
This is a normal post No, no. The last time you suggested that I couldn't sit down for a week.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Bound
[ searches for DVD ]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
This is a normal post This took me far too long to figure out
I was expecting to see a deleted scene featuring girls with pixellated Tron bra's rather than some classy censorship
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a link post Sainsbury's battery promotion

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I only read it for the articles!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Meanwhile at Boots

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Marvellous!
Yes, sending him that would certainly be a fathers day to remember!

That and a cigar.
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post took me a while
being innocently minded and all.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
This is a link post Olympics chaos starts here...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I've got tickets to see a few things in Manchester and London, i'm looking forward to it.
Feel free to throw some abuse my way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post ATC delays
of one hour this weekend because of orympricks

PS: Commonwealth games were 10 years ago, so you're a tad late
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Football is on in Manc, i wasn't here when the Commonwealth games were on.
Delays? Oh no!!! Transport here is a bit crap anyway, you'd think a leaf on a track could be dealt with in this day and age.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post 3 weeks of drizzle beamed into every house in the world with a telly.
That should kill off the British tourist industry for good
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post these games are giving me the heebie jeebies
am i the only person concerned about the prospect of a pole vaulter being mistakenly shot down by a SAM?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post sadly, probably not.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:27, Reply)
This is a link post Baseball Cheat

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Was does it all mean?

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I think he was offside

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post can't stand cricket

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post For people like this, is why god invented guns.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post and why every american should have one close at hand

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I get so sick of the idiot that thinks he can fake and demand and then get enraged when things don't go his way.
Those are the type that when you lump them aside the head they instantly devolve into whiny "I'm the victim" types - at least until you stop hitting and they get up. Then they're back to the peacock act.

Dickhead.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a link post Ollie Murs falling down some stairs
Apparently he's a pop singer
(Jimmers, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If only he'd died :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Why?
He's seems inoffensive.
(I am aware he's from Britain got X-factor, or the bbc version)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post just cos you fancy him!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Because he's a football fan.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post WORRA FUCKING CUNT
I HOPE HE GETS BUMMED TO DEATH BY ZOMBIE HITLER
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you have time to get your Hitler costume on before i finish the job for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Take your placard from saturday too

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post that's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post You fancy him!!
All together now: 'Tabs & Oli, sitting in a tree, k.i.s.s.i.n.g'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post OOOooooOOOOOOoooooO!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the confused spotlights.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Just came here to post that very link!
The vid is even better than it sounds, if such a thing is possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Alot of things are better than Oli Murs sounds, kittens being skullfucked for example.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha
My missus loves him so I'll take great pleasure in showing this clip to her later.

If only he'd made a comedy "waaaggghhhhh!" noise"
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I've often wondered...
Up till this all I've ever known about the man is he's that bloke you see on every fucking 'celebrity guest' comedy quiz show ever.

I wondered how long it would be if I never googled until I saw him doing whatever the fuck it was he did.

Bout a year as it happens.

*edit* I should maybe say he seems a nice enough lad I just never knew WTF it was he did in order to be there, I'm assuming this is 'cos I haven't followed any kind of music 'chart' for about a decade now, I just pick stuff up online via cerebral osmosis, and I don't think Ollie can be of the Justin Beaver heights...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
that really is an extremely good impersonation of Stevie Wonder
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh so he's one of them pop singers.
I honestly thought he was a kids TV presenter!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post bugger hahaha :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a link post VICTORIA DERBYSHIT - RADIO POO

(1.618..., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That might be the most insightful thing I've ever heard her say
God I hate her programme.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post ^same same, couldn't make out a thing there.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Skip to the 20s mark
She forgets the microphone is on.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm, thanks but I still can't make out what she says :-(

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This is a link post I like art.
And I like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post More details you prick.
Man crops google street view images and calls it art.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I like art
Not a naff photo and shitloads of text

Have some art:
britsketch.blogspot.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Too creative.
I need less creativity.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post This should do nicely
dickingabout.blogspot.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Still a little highbrow.

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post (majorly NSFW)
d2k5.com/pages/electricretard/
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Winner winner chicken dinner.

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post This wins everything.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Im surprised to see it still around.
I thought it was taken down or something
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see why it could get taken down.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I made one of those once (also NSFW)
i.imgur.com/F7WhK.png
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Awwww. What a nice man.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's a large helping of bad taste
(funny though)
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great, I'll give you ten million pounds for it*




*won't give you ten million pounds
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post TOO LATE! You said it!
And it's ACTUALLY against the law to lie on the internet. Actually.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "lay" on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I guess we are both screwed then.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post so,
what makes this guy any different from the multitutude of sites that already collect funny/weird/interesting Street View images? Is he like, really good at cropping or what?
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a link post The truth about the olympics.
Video description reads:

"The Organizing Committee of London Olympics is building some sort of Avalon-like countryside scenario within the Olympic stadium and preparing a HUGE occultist ritual that will take place in the night of the opening ceremony, EXACTLY at 9:00 PM and will last 3 hours. One the features of the scenario is a replica of the Glastonbury Tor, a very powerful hotspot of energy vortexes and mystic practices. Also is a place apparently connected to the Island of Avalon, King Arthur's bloodlines and also where supposedly is hidden the Holy Grail.
By the whole symbolism embedded in this scenario, the Illuminati-zionist cabal may possibly reveal their antichrist to the world, during the Olympics."

erm. Yes.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post What I don't get about all that Illuminati guff
Is if you have some immense secret to keep about how much power you wield, why keep hinting about it like a four year old?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I know you are but what am I?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm...
I'm telling on you
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Plus the stadium is shaped like a giant spaceship, surely that isn't just a coincedence.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's designed to look like that other great British cultural icon
Bluewater

i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01606/bluewater_1606644c.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's beautiful (may contain sarcasm).

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post If there are illuminati, they're doing a crap job with their money, especially given the quality of many elected officials.
All that power and the world is tanking.

If I disappear because of this, nice knowing you.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Say hi to the Goat for me.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post More words here....
truthfromgod.canalblog.com/archives/2012/06/26/24581313.html
Apparently, the "satanic zionist illuminatis" will be using the event "to open a multi dimentional gate" to Hell.
So that's nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I really hope that this will actually happen next week
Otherwise it'll have been a colossal waste of money if Paul McCartney makes an appearance instead.
 (User #86772, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you saying there's a difference?
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That would be fucking brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Especially if Paul McFartwee (see what I did there?), Bono, Chris Martin & the Gallaghers were playing in a "Supergroup" at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
Yeah: 'Top that, Rio De Janeiro!'
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post so basically they are going to make us all watch loose women then.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha
Why would you even need to think up this nonsense when you could just check the news and realise that we don't need an Illuminati when we've got LOCOG's brand police to tell us what to think and do?
 (User #86772, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
This is a link post Hamtoucher
Ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
this made me chuckle
 (A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I think Black Moon could do a better job
funny tho'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a link post Fat Arse

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
I was hoping that would happen
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Oh dear
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post perfect

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha - YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure if I find that funny
or really quite sad
 (A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Fat people: know your limits
Im not as fat as her, but i would think twice about clambering around on a thing with skinny people staring at my arse
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Wait.....they allow fatties to post on /links now?
Urrgghhh. I feel so unclean. Urrgghh Urrgghh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:51, Reply)
This is a normal post ^This

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Blame it on Ms. Skinny who pushed and pushed.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahahaha!
Steeeerrrrrrrrrriiiiiiikkkkkkkkke!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
Whatabum.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I found it quite cruel
Until she slid down, taking all the kids out on the way.

I'd probably shag her as well...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hardfarter Following through since 1978, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 21:31, Reply)
This is a link post Urban Suspense I made this!
Here's a lady going through a terrifying ordeal which you may be familiar with
(I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
Funny cause it's completely true
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
So very true :)
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft - that was good
Your house looks lovely and tidy, by the way. Wished my kitchen was like that
/RentalShoeboxInCentralLondonBlog
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Tidied up, innit
It's not normally like that
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post The kitchen is a give away
even the displays in Ikea aren't that tidy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I've given up on IKEA
Everything I've ever bought there has looked great in the store and shit in my house. Now I only go for the meatballs.
 (I helped save b3ta! kfk I get all my everything right here, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Too true
Sometimes, they don't even bother to wait until you go out.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I had one walk up...
As I was sat watching telly and had gotten up to get my cuppa from the clearly visible kitchen. Nice.
 (I helped save b3ta! vix0r was not Matthew on, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 17:46, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
very good and so very true
 (A C0rnish Pasty http://www.youtube.com/user/aC0rnishPasty?feature=, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
This is a normal post THE ROYAL MAIL ARE WORSE THAN 20 HITLERS IN A ROOM BUMMING EACH OTHER OFF!

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You really are getting off on this Nazi porn, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post It's my theme of the day.

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Click!! I am getting increasingly pissed off with my postman, despite two signs on the front door and signing up for PPS
I still get deluged with junkmail. Cunts.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post You won't like what I just posted to you ;-)

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me
of a Not the 9 O'Clock News sketch, IIRC that was British Gas though.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good!

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That is 1,000,000% tru-fax.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post
coolio
 (Darth Tim, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:59, Reply)

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