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Hey Orymprick cynics
There are some events going on that you can wank yourself silly while watching.
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:57,
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It makes it much more bearable, indeed! Hi UHM!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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I never understood why everyone bangs on about how attractive female athletes are and how much sex they must have in the olympic village
They all have 0-7 faces and six packs, pretty gross if you ask me.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:02,
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There are a few.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:04,
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and no tits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtvciJZLfJk&feature=player_embedded#!
didn't realise BP were sponsors also
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:09,
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Urgh BP. the above is a pretty bad example, like i said there are a few.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDrqK9PBp_k
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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Only paedos would like those acrobats who are kept in a state of arrested development with soviet hormone pills
Not to mention... it's pretty off-putting that they've probably had tons of fat greasy mustachioed coaches in them already.
edit: Face it, having a thin waist, wide hips, big tits and no muscle tone isn't conducive to being a good athlete.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:24,
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See what you are saying, can't deny that. I totally dissaprove of the way alot of the gymnasts are treated,
I used to go out with one who was made to perform on a broken ankle, which is basically abuse. But that wasn't the original issue, the video i posted was the result of a quick youtube search. There are some very pretty ladies that compete in the olympics, that is the point I was trying to make. Yes many of them are there because of pushy parents and coaches, still it can't be denied. I wonder if it is very different from a female perspective as far as the guys competing is concerned. I expect it is. Still it is a matter of personal taste at the end of the day isn't it. Eye of the beholder. Didn't post to get into the ethics of it, but believe me I share your view.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:40,
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I agree, most are anti-erotic.
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loci, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:18,
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Fatima Whitbred really pumped my nads back in the day ;)
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:08,
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I told an ex-girlfriend once that she had Fatima Whitbread thighs....it was a bad move ~_~
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loci, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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At least you didn't say biceps
or face.
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Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 17:05,
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Or cock.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:53,
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What about Victoria Pendleton?
She's stunning.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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'Lympics lost
When Voula Papachristou didn't go.
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Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:48,
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another shocking racist on tram.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:29,
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Didn't
see that one coming!
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thecorinthian wants to know if it's beer o'clock yet?, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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Ha. A good parody.
I do like a good racist on public transport.
In fact, I thought it was something sorely absent from last night's Olympic Opening Ceremony. The same with the black death, the Titanic and Gary Glitter songs.
Shame.
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BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:47,
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To be fair.....
there was a nazi-saluting German in front of Camilla and Boris so not a total loss.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:51,
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Bloody Liz on the gin again.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 1:06,
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Saw some americans today on the tube
They were wearing american flag suits. I briefly considered asking if they were canadian but thought better of it.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:00,
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You wimp
They totally give blow jobs if you just say hello
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:05,
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Having stubble scratch my bollocks doesn't really do much for me.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:12,
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Have a shave then
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:21,
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I hear Veet works wonders down there.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:36,
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"I have had it with these motherf*cking racists on this motherf*cking train!"
*adjusts tie and sits down again*
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jonbontempi, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 18:52,
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Fucking Students...
It's bad enough with another race, but fuck me a monster from outerspace.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:39,
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These Reigning Days, saw these guys play live last weekend.
They are seriously good, and up and coming, Devon based, have a slight muse/hard fi/kaiser chiefs sound, much more their own style though. Check them out. I think they could be big. Really nice bunch of guys too.
Edit: bonus tune www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0CzQhvK4KA&feature=relmfu
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:58,
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i found that quite listenable. :)
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:29,
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Great! I am glad someone did! these guys need more attention! They are awesome live!
:D How you doing missy?
Edit: did you listen to the second link?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:48,
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right off out to see some bands, catch y'all later.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:59,
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hello there skelly.
going to have a listen to the second link now. Have fun! :)
edit: that is a pretty good track too. thanks for sharing.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:11,
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Olympic welcoming
Made me laugh
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bill g christmas, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:13,
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Haha!
Me too!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:31,
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This is great
She's like a female Morgan Freeman.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:39,
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That's great, why didn't the BBC employ her for the commentary team?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:12,
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Institutional racism I'll bet.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:14,
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hahaha! They still had a nice feature on Denise lewis mind. Although she does have some very nice features herself!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:16,
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I met her about 20 years ago in a sports shop in Stoke along with Steve Backley.
She asked me if I wanted her autograph. I said "yeah, alright". True story.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:35,
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I was buying monster munch and a carwash token in okehampton yesterday and I bumped into Hugh grant.
His ferrari was filthy, caked in mud. He needs to sort himself out.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:39,
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it was a 612 if you feel the need to ask, in grey. No imagination.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:41,
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Hugh Grant in dirty Scag shock?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:39,
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What flavour Monster Munch please?
Crossing my fingers for Flaming Hot.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:50,
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Ywes!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 17:27,
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That is an epic story, how old was she then?
must have been about 13?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:42,
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She must have been about 20 I think.
Totally would.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:54,
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You are shitting me, no way does she look 40!
Yes totally would!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:56,
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Great, but her voice
is so like a famous comic actress, can't think of whom
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:11,
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Sounds like Jo Brand, to me.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:17,
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Yup
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:43,
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She's a female Stewart Lee.
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vix0r was not Matthew on, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:31,
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hahaha
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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lolz
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:49,
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Better than Trevor Nelson!
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 16:44,
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PLOK! Soundtrack.
Incredibly good soundtrack for the SNES game PLOK!
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:57,
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Tim Follin
was one of the best composers working in games at the time, but nobody goes on about him for some reason. He made the NES do this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTnI8gjMIl0
Seriously, let it play through. It's ridiculous that it was even allowed. Amazing.
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DemonTomatoDave http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60m0hskBuPQ#t=04m15, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:08,
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that was seriously impressive
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mutated monty, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:27,
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Soopa sir
Ta muchly :-)
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 13:59,
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If I asked how they did that
I expect I'd feel a bit inadequate after hearing the answer.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:25,
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chip tune repository
for fans of the genre.
ranges from purist to progressive, few of the albums/EPs free to download.
www.iimusic.net/
thanks for the link, wasn't previously aware of Follin.
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Melatonin, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:37,
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Cheers sir.
Will make use of that.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 15:49,
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Internet Galaxy
You can find b3ta.com on it
Find if your favourite porn/fetish site is there (or gay one for Tabs)
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:55,
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Hipster Statues.
A pretty great idea actually, proper Jamaica.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:35,
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Thats well bum
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:44,
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Did tag you
for a hispter
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:01,
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HAVE SOME SATURDAY SKA,
hyped to see this lot at Brisfest. They are great.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:10,
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I love a bit of ska!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:17,
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German visitors enjoying the opening ceremony
In that particular way they seem to like
Edit: GC - apologies
*hangs head*
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:14,
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Camilla and Boris seem to be laughing their tits off at him
it is a very unfortunate wave :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:19,
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hahahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:59,
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Their faces are amazing.
Hahaha.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:11,
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it is his left arm, so its probably fine
in a purely technical way
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 9:29,
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His right arm was injured in the war
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An Egg ,D, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 19:17,
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Fell out of a tower at Auschwitz?
My grandad died the same way etc...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 5:42,
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Hahaha!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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No,Herman, no!
or
Nein,Herman, Nien!!
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:29,
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He doesn't even try to stop it
Not like this chap
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji6xXqTuJow&t=45s
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:58,
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Probably wants it smoked with some eggs at this time of day.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:48,
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did they eat the camera?
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swank, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:22,
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Looks like one of them has covered up the camera with a sheet
probably eating some tinned salmon and doesnt want anyone to see.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:31,
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50 shades of Gay
Some funny descriptions here
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spork4life, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:09,
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what a lovely turn of phrase he's got
"wetter than a spastics chin"
also - turn on the automatic transcription subtitles for more marvelousness
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LP, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:33,
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Finally,
we get to see PA to Miss F's face.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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very sexy. x10000
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:22,
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wow
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 14:44,
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Teviot Road, aka hellhole
Mildly unsettling views and sounds from a close in Port Glasgow.
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Cancer Joy was short lived, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 4:40,
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Makes me feel a bit home sick.
The Orb could use these sounds, I'm sure.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:38,
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sounds just like the secret basement i have.
nothing odd about that IMO.
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:26,
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Should be called 'Great Britain'.
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thorneyvilla, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:40,
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The last doctor in this list
has a fantastic name.
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mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:03,
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Dr. John Patrick Murphy?
yeah, I wish I had a name like that.
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hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 3:46,
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then you need...
www.ukdps.co.uk/
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LP, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:47,
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I'm sure Betans will be all over it like a spastic octopus.
I hit the rewind to make sure I had seen that, the WTF moment of the year by far.
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NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:45,
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I love the way Boris is sniggering
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 4:06,
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hahaha oh my god he really i
hahahahaha
oh man
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Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 4:30,
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We spotted this yesterday. Hilarious.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 7:57,
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Hhehe he's having Nazi rally flashback _0/
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loci, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 8:48,
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lol
He's all dizzy with joy and in his mind he can hear the roar of Nazi cheering.
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Irish Terrier looking for his owner.........
kinda reminded me of my little fluff lump.
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:58,
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i think
my cat thinks she's a dog. she's just spent 5 minutes chasing her tail
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LP, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:59,
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mine does that
mind, I do call him Dogson*.
not his 'real' name
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:36,
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Aww precious, I feel a song coming on!
The wonderful thing about terriers
is terriers are wonderful things!
Their tops are made out of rubber,
their bottoms are made of springs.
They're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
fun fun fun fun FUN!
The wonderful thing about terriers is...
I'M... the only one!
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:31,
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win.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 28 Jul 2012, 11:00,
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click
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:39,
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Awww
If that was a cat, it would just sit there and lick its arse
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 10:52,
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Yes, I know it's on a major news page that most people have probably read....
But here's a poke in the eye to the god botherers in our society who think stem cells are "evil".
Fuck you, this kid's alive as a result
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Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:12,
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As I seem to be links' resident god botherer
I think its worth saying I have yet to have any Christian brother or sister approach me to persuade me that stem cells are evil. I couldn't even begin to tell you what the basis of any opposition could be.
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:41,
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Mebbe time for a syllogism
All those who object to stem cell research are God botherers
Not all God botherers object to stem cell research
If that doesn't work, have a wank with a rubber chicken for a silly jism
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:45,
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how very reasonable
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:47,
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also
not all stem cell research is embryonic stem cell research - and that's usually the type that gets peoples knickers all twisted.
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LP, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:02,
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Grown in place
That's pretty fkn magic
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simbosan is too tired, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:43,
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I always thought that those who have "religious" oppositions to stem cell research were disagreeing with the harvesting of stem cells from embryos
this boy's proceedure was carried out with stem cells harvested from his own bone marrow. I doubt many who are against stem cell research will see this as an "oh shit, we were wrong" moment, (even if the base science behind it all was done with embyonic stem cells before they came anywhere near thinking about practical applications)
Personally I think the more reseach into stem cells, the better - the potential uses - restoring sight, hearing, movement, brain function outweigh any "against" arguement I've heard so far
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:04,
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this
stemcells are teh awesomes!
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LP, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:08,
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I got my stem out and now I'm in a cell.
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thorneyvilla, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 12:43,
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Olympic madness
Read the comments on the signs. I wonder how long it takes for this to be taken down
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Mong The Merciless Older not wiser, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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SPAM!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:17,
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Really?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:31,
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not sure it is
scroll right down the page, its quite amusing
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:36,
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I want a free rington
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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Fuck off spamcunt.
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Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:21,
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I just had a Geocities flashback...
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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:29,
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LACIST!
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pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:37,
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What the fuck is this?!?!?!?
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:54,
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Bollocks.
I wasted a click on that.
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Varmint, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 23:11,
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You know what would have been nice?
An "Olympics" box next to "I made this" so I could ignore the whole damn lot of them.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 28 Jul 2012, 0:21,
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Zero 7 "End Theme"
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sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:30,
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Britain knows that conflict will always perish, in the brotherhood of flags.
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The Day Today
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:25,
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You're watching the Olympic Opening Ceremony too, aren't you?
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User #86772, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 21:30,
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