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This is a link post Listen to her as an 11 year old
Well done

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyfI8L2tKyY
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry,
got to 9 seconds in and had to mute it, which I guess defeated the object so I stopped it.

I'm sure it was otherwise marvelous though.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post philistine

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Does this mean Bray gets a Gold post box?

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post philistine

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Be quiet, it's a great achievement and it sounds like she's really brought Ireland some good times.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post the horrible music that kicked in
at 10 seconds made me stop it. sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
palestine
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a normal post k np

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)
This is a link post Composer Karl-Heinz Stockhausen discusses the most beautiful sound he ever heard.
(Here's one of his greatest hits, btw: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZyFXbb8izM )
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post That is just brilliant, it's the look on his face that makes it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post This,

(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post i was almost set on fire and blown up at a stockhausen event once.
the pyro's came down in the audience.
just reminded me of these guys www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB2C8gmwuZc
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I would describe Stockhausen as "What science sounds like."
Unfortunately, it's not that close to what music sounds like.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
This is a normal post It depends how you define 'music', which i don't think you can, the definition changes from person to person.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ummm no
Thats not how language works you see
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure what you're getting at. The dictionary doesn't define what music is, composers, performers and audiences do.
So i dont see how youre going to ever get absolute consensus on what it is or should be. However anyone who thinks Stockhausen isn't music is working to a pretty weird definition - by being one of the most influential composers of the last century, he played a fairly major part in writing the definition. It's just music they don't like / can't be bothered to work for. Where are the tunes? Etc. Which is fine, I don't really see why them not liking it has to be a problem for them or me. I can't be bothered with films that have any depth, but I see no reason to insist they aren't films because they don't have a story.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post After three years of music degree
I have concluded that there are three kinds of music:
1. Music you listen to (e.g. songs, symphonies, dance pieces)
2. Music you hear in the background (e.g. Muzak, film soundtracks)
3. Music you read about with great interest because of it's originality and innovation, but don't listen to because it lacks aesthetic considerations (e.g. John Cage, Stockhausen, Schoenberg)

A lot of neo-classical music is far more interesting (and bearable) on paper than it is on record.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Qualification trump!
After 3 years of a music degree AND several years of postgraduate work and letters after my name I mostly disagree. ;) (and find neo-classical stuff insipid and lazy :D)

But let's put it down to just that. My aesthetic considerations are clearly just a bit different from yours. I hear beauty in an Elliott Carter string quartet. It just takes a bit longer to get to it!

Having said that I don't believe post tonal music is in any way more worthy or 'better' than anything else. I find writing in that hyper modernist style really unrewarding. I just think that tonality and even-tempered consonance have convinced Western ears that they are the only way over the years and I don't really buy it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post PS I would like to apologise for probably sounding like a massive cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! No need to apologise. :D
That last point is a particularly good one, as changing your approach to what "sounds like music" to you is a bit like trying to unlearn basic maths. It's so ingrained.

Had a quick look at Elliott Carter, and I can see what you're getting at. When I first heard Rammstein it was just noise to me and everything sounded the same, now I'm a total fanboy. You have to devote some patience to these kind of things to appreciate what's being done differently each time.

It's nice to find music that surprises you, one of my favourite finds of recent years was these guys, recommended to me by a peculiar Finnish man. No idea if this is your kind of thing, but they caught me off guard.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
I have no idea what I just listened to but it caused me great joy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well at least I did SOMETHING right today...

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)
This is a normal post D'aww
*hugs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Luciano Berio defined music as...
"...what one hears with the intention of hearing music."
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Works for me
*wheels out at every available opportunity*
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Your second link, the piece "Kontakte"
really brings into question what should and should not be considered music.

Music, traditionally (and rightly), has melody, harmony, pitch, rhythm, timbre and things of that ilk. Stockhausen's piece has none of these.
 (ElusiveCamel, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, it is impossible for anything to evolve.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
This is a normal post You've never had to listen to John Cage's "Roaratorio" have you?
Music has very much evolved, but a lot of things were tried along the way which were completely unlistenable. Much of Stockhausen's work is very important in terms of technology and technique, but the audible results were pretty horrible.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Unlistenable and horrible by what measure?
I'm not claiming by any means the Stockhausen is the greatest composer ever and I listen to him on the way to work every day, but so much wooly nonsense about what music should be gets bandied about. Yes you have to work harder to get something out of music that's outside your usual listening idiom. If you don't want to don't, but nothing is unlistenable.

Sorry I'm not having a go, I know this is all beard stroking nonsense really and probably agree with you for the most part. It just annoys me how safe, pedestrian and tame 99.999% of music is. Such that metal, punk and dubstep are considered extreme. Terrifying really.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It has every single one of those things from the opening second
Try harder.
 (I helped save b3ta! Throat And Ice Pie I see dem tatties dere., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post It does!
Although, for example, the time signatures are constantly shifting and bear little resemblance to much else you'll hear from before KHS' time.
One of his Klavierstücke, for example, will touch 142/8 fleetingly, before eventually wheeling round to do it again.

I find Kontakte hugely enjoyable nowadays, although I couldn't sit through the whole thing back in my 20s without hallucinogens.

Pre-electronic microtonal composers are worth a listen. There's an old BBC documentary about Harry Partch on youtube, and he has the most remarkable tale to tell. (Part 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cKnTj2cyNQ)

Enjoyable debate, btw, based on such a small stimulus!
 (I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
This is a link post Run away!
flash game, run away from whatever is chasing you
 (I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this. It is good.
It is difficult but feels achievable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post I also like the 1980s film Runaway
But that is shit to be honest.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Moving platform on the second frog bit is bullshit
It fucks up your jump even when it's stationary at the top
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)
This is a link post This fifty shades of shit,
is getting on my tits.

PS: Have no tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post My Mrs is on the third one.
She says they're "sub Mills and Boon shite" but "better than Twilight".

They started off as erotic Twilight fanfiction, apparently. Which is a great pedigree for any literature.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:07, Reply)
This is a link post Animals attacking children
It is the same in the video as what it is on the title of the video.

Child and the cobra at .30 is slightly worrying, but good old goats knocking kids over makes up for that.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC, GaC,D(uck)aC D<>C
also KaC C(ow)aC and SaC...

but not D
 (Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, what?
Was that a baby playing with a cobra?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yes

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Not watching that
and neither will any other parent. Good day sir.
 (Leemondus, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm a parent
i watched it
 (I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Im a parent, of 2 under 8's
And I posted it....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 0:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be me being oversensitive then.
Can't stand to see kids being hurt in the name of comedy. Kittens, yes.
 (Leemondus, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Hardly being hurt,
I doubt any of them even caused a mark/bruise/cut/break......
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought rather a lot of that was pretty funny.
I also want a cobra now. It looked like it wanted a cuddle.

Also at 0:37 there seems to be a child trying to escape an emu on a tiny pony...why isn't there more footage of this?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 9 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey
Surprisingly lovely film about the bloke who has his hand up Elmo's arse.


Watch online, innit.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post linkie no workie
for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Balls, sorry. It's cos people won't have a pro account for the site...and I forgot because I'm a tit.
Should work now. If it asks, you can click on the free user option and watch it by clicking on the "click to play" button. Natchballs.

There might be some pop ups. Sorry about that.
(site is safe enough, though. It's basically a rapidshare type affair which allows direct streaming)
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post ah OK.
i will check it out later when i am home from work. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Fisting for fun 'n' profit.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooo I REALLY wanted to see this
but it never seemed to come round at the piccies. TA!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a link post Men throwing with the other hand
girly throw!
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Got the point after the first few seconds.
Closed my eyes and was carried away by the singer's voice.

Edit: Looked it up, that's Sarkozy's wife, Carla singing. Hmmm. I wonder if she has any photos out there...
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Anything sounds good
when sung in a breathy voice and in French.

Liking the vid, though.
 (pahakyy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post when sung in a breathy voice and in French
with garlic and armangac?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmm..
sexy.
 (pahakyy, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a whole album of this stuff,
called Quelq'un m'a dit which I have. Nice stuff, and a cracking piccy on the CD cover.
 (Smale is stuffed, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post A quick one you can try at home...
Try stirring your brew or brushing your teeth with your 'wrong' hand.

Well, I do it like a spaz anyway....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was brilliant
Bravo
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
This is a link post Bloody cyclists

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Fail!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Like dominoes!
1. There should be a rule against falling
2. The pursuit cars should not run over racers
3. Friends don't bring dogs to bike races
4. Hahahahahahahahaha
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, some bad fall overs there

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post poor doggies!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post See Rule # 3 above.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i saw your list right after i posted.
i agree with this assessment.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post And I agree with your assessment of my assessment, assessing all accessories on my ass.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
associated assessories
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post CaC

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked the bit where they fell over
That was my favourite.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah
this
 (I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post There were fall overs?
Must rewatch this to see what I've missed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)
This is a link post Man confronts ex-employer for payment he believes he is owed
moderately awkward
 (largoembargo ???, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder when the 4chan teenagers will get the idea to fuck up that company...

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you seen their website?
Not going to plug it here, but from the looks of their office and the site, there's not a whole lot of company to fuck up...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post doesn't really give any back story
so not sure who to feel sorry for here... man behind camera being dick but the boss fella also being a dick. Guy in pink shirt also has dick like tendencies. Dicks. They're all wrong.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Would it help if I told you
that the fat boss guy killed his first born by zipping her up in a rucksack then slightly opening it to fart into (bare bum after a chilli eating contest) so she would slowly suffocate.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That just makes me like him more.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Back story is everything. He can control the narrative by his setting it up.
For all we know, he took the expense money and showed up late and drunk.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post
The stripy shirt guy is possibly the most hateful human being I've ever seen....I don't know who is ultimately in the right, because I don't know the back story, but my god, Mr pink shirty cunty cunty needs a slap. Just look at that FACE!
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I got about three minutes in
before deciding I didn't want to spend any more time listening to him.

I think the "what are you doing you weirdo" expression on that first poor woman's face tells me everything I need to know.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post When douche meets douche.
HEY! Theres a film in there!
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:48, Reply)
This is a link post Men receive nasty blow after home invasion

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sucks to be him.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
This is a normal post He couldn't sleep due to the incessant humming

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I always try to understand the criminal's point of view, but I'm finding him hard to felate to

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
This is a normal post No need to worry
when he gets convicted, he'll be going down for a long time.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew him, fellatio.

(Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post don't worry! he'll come to blows! as they say!

(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Fri 10 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sorry,
but this story is hard to swallow...
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, bravo!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post His cellmate is in for some fun times.

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 21:32, Reply)
This is a link post Nazi's need love too!
Women really go for a soldier in uniform.
 (I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a link post and they don't pay fackin road tax!

(hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post neither does anyone producing under 100g/km
buy the right car and it's easy not to pay road tax. My dad got one of these super efficient, regenerative braking diesel jobbies, never herd anyone complaining about his £0 road tax bill while driving up to 1000mi/week for his work
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair
no one pays road tax.

/thatsthejoke.jpg
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't paid road tax for years now & I drive.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post three guys in that clip and only one of them is a regular cyclist
he's also the one who's not a fat fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf noon Rob
Can we have it fixed so we can edit subject lines in /links pretty please?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post no
we do this to systematically torture you
 (I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Hi rob, can I have a cookie?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Clarkson taught them well ..

(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post Useful for the impending apocalypse!
Chinese inventor road tests his disaster pods
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post "Foy" Arf!
Also by coincidence "disaster pods" is what I call my testicles.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Good choice.
I went with "Willy Lopez and his two hairy banditos"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I went with a Harry Potter theme for mine
and just call them The Weasleys
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Because they're ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No...
because there's 9
 (DeSade - is grannyfappin, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a link post Do you recognise this man
..i think there taking the piss
 (redflame24, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post It's Graham Murkett!!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post *awards gold medal for lurking*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Extreme lurkage indeed

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post *takes gold medal away for wrong spelling of 'they're'

(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Their.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post dare

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Dare! Better believe you can survive!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post bear

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I am choosing to resist pointing out poor english.
so as not to post too often on here/be accused of being cliquey.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post and wear very greatful.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post weir
ffs, get it write
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Photofit via minecraft

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Profile for redflame24:
a member for 5 years, 2 months and 3 days
has posted 0 messages on the main board
has posted 0 messages on the talk board
has posted 1 messages on the links board(including 1 links)
has posted 0 stories and 0 replies on question of the week
They liked 0 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 0 qotw answers.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparantly the redflame23 is far more rarer

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Apparently the redflame 23 is far more rare
than this specimen
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You can say that again.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a link post Gross stupidity or balls of pure brass?
Either way, quite amusing Plod-baiting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "caught with £13,520 of amphetamine in a primary school playground."
Kids these days get way too much pocket money.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post "Officers discovered £449.40 of drugs in his van"
Is he a bloody ASDA?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a link post The battle of Nantes - the hardest man in sport Wayne Shelford
His groin was ripped open in a rugby game and he lost 4 teeth. Physio fixed him up and he finished the game. Take that you football pansies.
 (The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)
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Erm, yeah, good choice of comparison sports there, because football is a game which involves running with the ball and kicking seven shades of shit out of your opponents.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a link post Cheeky Flippin' Nice I made this!
We grabbed two people off the street and made them stroke a willy etc for a game show led by Mr Susan (B3tan iamthemonkey).
(superdonal, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Genuine lol there. Great work.
Wish that Leigh Francis was still doing stuff like this!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
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Ha - thanks dude! Much obliged. I actually interviewed L.F once. It was a bit weird.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gl6KhW0tgSU
 (superdonal, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I prefer Mr Susan to Avid. There seems to be more obnoxious-French-bloke to him, which is funnier. Very well crafted.
Loved the celebrities on Bo Selecta though. What on earth is he doing with Keith Lemon on ITV these days, such a waste!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I have it on good authority (from a friend who once worked with Francis)....
that he's a cock.

Shame.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post i enjoyed that very much
excellent work all round! hoorays!
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
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Thanks Stallion. It's taken us about 6 months to actually finish the edit. I now have nightmares featuring purple frilly shirts.
 (superdonal, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one
and rather fab intro music too. I wonder who did that? Oh yeah, it was me!
 (Leemondus, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)
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Ha! Didn't know you were here on B3ta. HELLO. + THANKYOU.
 (superdonal, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy to oblige old fruit!

(Leemondus, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Kentish Town in the area

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That was cheeky flippin' great!
Very funny indeed!
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent
well done
 (I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a link post This wiki article and the fact that it exists has made my day.
Not a lot goes on in my day.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post People have too much time on their hands
and I don't even mean you.
 (I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see that the mashed potato eating cunt gets a mention.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Farthing Wood doesn't get a mention in the animated section.
Genuinely midly annoyed.
 (Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
This is a normal post ARGH. NOT THE BLOODY ANIMALS OF FARTHING BLOODY WOOD. IT'S SO BLOODY NICE.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post if only
there was some way to edit the page and contribute notable missing badgers
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post not available in your country.

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Fine for me in the UK.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 14:19, Reply)

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