
I know a few of you are into this awesome game - i've started a let's play, so here's episode 1. Episode two is in the pipeline, with much more action (a zombie invasion and a trip to the nether).
Cheers,
Udi.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Apologies for the spam content which was posted with the previous links here (I know you guys come down hard on that kind of thing):
The Pledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbG-1P4W1Ck
The Opponent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iapklapt8Hs
However my friend Nicky took to the ring on the 5th July 2012 to raise funds and awareness about his brothers plight. This was the result of that fundraising boxing match. We are hoping to try and make this a yearly event up until Nicky's 40th birthday, (then I'm not sure what happens). Anyways I'm going to stick around and try to answer any queries you might have on this but I do have a bit of running about to do so, please don't tear me a new hole if I can't reply straight away, cause I will reply.
But yeah, this is me ole mucca Nicky doing it for his bro, GO NICKY!
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Original London Graffiti Artist 'Robbo' suffered a life threatening accident in April 2011. He was put into an induced coma and is still in hospital receiving 24/7 care.
Category : Comedy.
That's a bit harsh.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

It's easily done. As far as I know it still is under comedy.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Have you got a new microphone yet?
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

I'll have the rozzers on you.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

file049.bebo.com/16/mediuml/2009/08/13/11/9780917881a11415669433ml.jpg
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)

His other videos are filed under "music".
Ayethankyou.
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Fuck I didn't realise thanks for pointing this out. It was uploaded late last night so I must of missed the category section etc
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

then you wouldn't have to change it
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I've actually used indy jones punches in there and everything etc but the thought process behind that is that the video has a run time of nearly 7 mins and typically after 2 & a half mins an audience viewer may lose interest (so I've been told). Just wanted to try and keep peoples attention from start to finish etc, I take full responsility for any sillyness in here. I tried my best tho, honestly sir, btw your not the first person to say something like that about the sound effects but if you take them away it feels like something is missing etc so, I made that discision to leave them in...
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Not sure if Scrunt has seen it before, please advise.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:10, Reply)

But wish it would fuck off now, its absolutely killed trade on our bsns and we've been lucky to survive the past two weeks...
/true story!
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I don't know what biz you do but I'm pissed off with the tradespeople you see on telly bemoaning that the Olympics is hurting trade etc ... restauranteurs saying they're empty ... 7 years in the planning for 2 bloody weeks.
Surely, some proactive owners have gone out to the influx of visitors to say 'here I am' rather than sit around waiting for them to turn up at their doors.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

We run a shoe repair shop based in busy London Bridge and typically the shop "in a busy period" would take between 600 to a grand a day, our rent for the unit tops 1400 quid a week, however since the lympix kicked off the most we've managed to average a day, is just over the 200 quid mark so, its quite a serious thing, we could lose our livelihoods, its only because we have an understanding landlord whose reduce our rent that we've been able to servive etc, how do you forward plan for these things tho, I'm not sure?
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1247/5700.php
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Thats Kehoe's, they are around the corner from us, we know them well tho ;-]
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1247/5709.php
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Now one lump or two lol...
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I watched this not long after it came out just to see how bad it could it be. I checked the nsfw for a few swears.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Found myself hypnotised watching this, this morn. Apparently not GC, though it's from 2007 with over 3M views. Scrunt can you advise please.
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www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/9355725.htm
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

In touch mode you poke him in the sides or pat him on the head and he whizzes about to see you or jiggles about like he's ticklish. It's really cute. He also honks! Boop boop.
Reeeeally cute, and then you realise you've nowhere to put it...
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

It's like a paedo cat has developed an anglerfish-like lure to draw in kids.
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It shows up briefly on the pictoplasma vol 3 trailer and i always wondered what it was.
vimeo.com/12536488 its at 2:48
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

"KeeponĀ® Pro is a social robot designed for interaction with children, particularly those with developmental disorders such as autism."
They also do another robot called "Spazzi". That's class.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

it lasted 2 days before she broke it :/
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)

i particularly like the trolling rig they built for the camera.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

A Capri pulled out of drive way in front of me. As I followed I had enough time to think to myself "fuck me a Capri! I would fancy driving one of them in these condi....." before he lost it a put it in a ditch.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Track 8 from Personality Horse's 1972 debut album; Personality Horse Will Smash Your Eyes.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 7:56, Reply)

This is America !!!!! We are Americans !!!!! I love America !!!!! And so on.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Hollowwood really has run out of ideas. But shouldn't this be called "Yellow Dawn"?
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

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Did nobody involved in the entire production process, including military advisors, know which direction China is in?
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)

but i think i am going to hang on the patio to finish this bottle anyway. night all.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 3:16, Reply)

We are going to stuff our selves with a roast and nap then get up and watch it:)
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I'm not even sure why I'm fascinated by this. Maybe it's because 'Poynings' feels good to say. Maybe it looks simultaneously like the most serene and dull place in the world.
It might be 'the pumpkin gif'
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 0:44, Reply)

though they may have a crime problem they are not letting on to....
under 'police matters':
Don't be silly, we haven't got our own Police Force!
under 'interesting stuff':
NEIGHBOURHOOD WATCH COORDINATORS NEEDED!
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( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:33, Reply)

It doesn't strike me as the sort of place that the internet would even have reached yet...
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 1:31, Reply)

I think it has, just very slowly.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

representation of godlike qualities to it.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 2:37, Reply)

I'm drunk now and wondering how I have known this for approximately 3 years and never once looked it up.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 2:30, Reply)

I lived on the other side of the street from this place for years without knowing what it was.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Quiet, unspoilt, okay yes maybe lots of incest and sucking sheep clits but this is rural England. Nice pic here too www.poynings.net/images/PoyningsNight.jpg
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 4:06, Reply)

this one made me chuckle:
pandyland.net/55/
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 0:49, Reply)

Dude is lucky he wasn't mistaken for a zombie and shot.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)

good for him though getting a nice nap in. i am also happy to see he was not arrested for swimming in a no swimming area.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)

I fell asleep on the sea bottom 40 metres down, instructor prodded me awake and gave me a mild telling off when we got back up. Some folks, like me, get all dozy and blissed out from narco effects and feel all fuzzy warm and sleepy. It's so peaceful down there *zzZzZzZzzz.. blub blub glug drowndrowndrown*
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 0:46, Reply)

1) No one ran down to where the 'body' was in order to see if it a dead bloke or maybe a collapsed bloke who ain't quite dead yet.
2) The telivision crew was on at least their second interview of some stranger whilst the 'body' was still in the river.
3) The telivision crew filmed what they thought was a 'dead body' as if it was nothing.
4) There was a handful of police-types standing around the 'dead body', just standing around.
5) There was no paramedic of any kind that I could see.
6) Nobody seemed at least slightly concerned for the fella.
7) Everything had a cheery happy note despite not having a conculsion at that point in time.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

That normally occurs when a decent song is put on here...
To be perfectly honest, like it or not, I don't care.. it's one of my favourites.
I'm only posting it as a note for my baby, which my lovely girlfriend will be giving birth to in 4 months... 26th of december FTW.
I can only hope that those who don't listen to Faith No More may do so from now on.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)

haven't listened to the song tho, don't like rock.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)

FNM is worth listening to regardless of musical tastes.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 0:14, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-WvTieSyEI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
I did security for them a couple of years ago at Reading, Mike Patton launched the mic stand (there fucking heavy) off stage and hit a lighting guy on the bonce. True story.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Prunesquallor jnr no.2 due on Halloween, btw.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Tips will be written into a book and sold for money
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:37, Reply)

1) Labour is your "Vietnam" experience.
2) You can never have enough muslins.
3) Be VERY aware of the symptoms of PND.
4) You have never experienced tiredness or poverty before.
5) The first 6 months are awful.
6) Your world is going to be rocked in ways you can't imagine.
7) It's totally worth it.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Also, most Dads don't have an epiphany moment ("oh god,the moment you wrapped your hand around my finger just I knew I'd love you forever") when the baby is born, that's just sentimental bollocks. Takes months to love the little life/relationship/breast ruining buggers.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:54, Reply)

the first time a little hand reaches up to your hand when you take 'em out for a walk was special for me.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

...and love FNM, but this is better youtu.be/968OgZCWICY
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySlZdASmGCM
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)

good tune
congrats and well wishes to you both with the baby.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Have this in return;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwWQYg7aS5o
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 0:27, Reply)

its been a while since i have had a good nightmare about stabbing lipstick wearing trannies. :)
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 0:42, Reply)

at 2:15 does he say Holy astringent plum like fruit????!
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Not once did he say that.
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

when he forgot his line. I was waiting for "holy tornado"
I remember him saying that once
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Just a public service for you lads. I think it follows to say that a familiarity to the man's baby batter prior to pregnancy is also helpful.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

That article makes it sound like something he's come up with in the pub
"yeah, strange sperm, they need to get used to it by drinking more of it"
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 22:25, Reply)

( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

can't help but note he's a psychologist not a Ob/Gyn...
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Surely by the time morning sickness kicked in all the sperm would be long gone?
If not, does that mean every time anyone had unprotected sex they should just start throwing up?
( , Sun 12 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Cheers.
EDIT: double unseen is even better than invisible.
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)

I made this JB theme song. Anyone want to make a vid for it? The music is free to download at the link provided.
Cheers, Mr C
( , Sat 11 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
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