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This is a link post Head of UK Air Traffic Control Richard Deakin
Head of UK Air Traffic Control Richard Deakin is responsible for making sure over 6,000 flights move safely through the airspace every day.

During an interview with the Today programme's Simon Jack, he was pressed about whether his staff encounter unidentified flying objects.

before any one starts abuseing us tinfoilers, just remember that not every ufo is a space ship or inter galactic planet destroying cruiser
some are in fact marsh gas or fog banks and some believe it or not have even been known to be reflections of venus defracted through the upper atmosphere.also some have been found to weather ballons that have blown of course whilst carrying top secret gadgets made from metal
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Video no work here

(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post "Defracted"?
You must be a ninja level 9 scienceology master to use words that technical.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Some have even been known to use capital letters correctly.
But they were buried in a massive govmint coverup.
 (I helped save b3ta! DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:46, Reply)
This is a normal post *waves hands*
*this is not the cover up you are looking for*
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
This is a link post Piers Morgan is worse than Hitler
Facted.




 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks for clearing that up.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't argue with that kind of science
Although, empirically, I already knew Piers was a morgan
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:05, Reply)
This is a link post The Unrehearsed Voiceover Artist
Some of his stuff I'm not so sure about, but this really made me chuckle (especially europence).
(johnsonthemegafauna, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post His mouth...
...is even weirder than Brian Cox's. It's like it's an independent of the rest of him.
 (Megamoss, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)
This is a link post Comics library/images....mostly British stuff I made this!
I helped fund this in the old days ('98)and spent many hours scanning in images and writing comic bollocks. It was going to also be a site where we sold stuff but ended up as a trading house for people to trade with eachother ( it's subsidised by what we do now which is rather boring coding stuff that I don't understand) Labour of love and all that but somewhat gone to seed and little used these days. No money to be made but thought it might be useful for them doing the image challenge, or just fancying a trip down memory lane. Library here : www.26pigs.com/comics.html and image bank here: www.26pigs.com/26pigs_imagebank.php

(by the way, I found a site once where you could design your own superhero costume and then they would make it and send it to you... grateful for any leads as I'm off with Barmy Army for the first time next month and I want to look a twat so that I can fit in)..

I'll shut up now.

tl/dr? It's a comics site
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)
This is a normal post this is great
i didn't know where to begin looking with this weeks image challenge
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought all that Beano stuff was American
When I found out otherwise, I felt it necessary to sit this challenge out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post wow, impressive labour of love

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Hey HT..
was thinking of PMing you with it as I didn't want to spam the main board and still not sure of protocol with links over there etc.

Glad it's liked and handy augsav.


still trying to find this bleedin' bespoke hero outfit site and coming across some very weird / inspiring malarkey worldsuperheroregistry.com/world_superhero_registry_gallery.htm
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd think if they were willing to put their lives on the line that they'd spend a few quid getting a properly designed and fitted costume.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of them do add kevlar to their gear it seems...
though The Justice Society Of Justice does sound like something from The Life of Brian
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool site & full of reminders of what I spent my pocket money on!
btw - Can anyone help me track down a comic book character?

I remember reading some foreign comic books in the early 90's and there was a massively muscled dark haired dude who wore a 'navy' type striped t-shirt, glacier shades and was pretty kinky & violent (lots of big guns), but also pretty funny.

Not sure if it was French or Belgian, but if you think of early Jean Paul Gaultier on steroids you'd be close!

Been trying to remember, but the old grey cells ain't what they were...
 (I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it "RanXerox?
Google image link, so you can see.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post YES!!!!!!!
Your a life saver - this has been driving me mental for the last week!
 (I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Always knew that wasted youth would come in handy one day. :)

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Being a "wasted youth" pretty sums up the cause of my rapidly depleting brain cells i fear :(

(I helped save b3ta! the bonzo dog , down on Jollity Farm on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
This is a normal post At one point Chris Cunningham was meant to be making a movie of RanXerox I seem to remember

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is a normal post bugger
I'm searching for him now
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.
Must get my Spike, Champ and Victor comics out of the loft.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)
This is a link post The German military will in future be able to use its weapons on German streets in an extreme situation
looks like a return to the good old days
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, and what has prompted this decision?
I don't like the sound of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Riots
On the German controlled streets of Dublin, Athens, Lisbon and Madrid
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
and london
 (bruxia, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I think your putsching a very dark spin on it

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)
This is a normal post i think there trying to put protesting out of reich

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post it could be goering in a bad direction

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post There vill be no puns!
Das is verboten!
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:52, Reply)
This is a normal post okay sir

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:55, Reply)
This is a normal post oh hess there will

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post So, the Germans WONT shoot down a hijacked plane?
Interesting. *makes notes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)
This is a normal post i kind of assumed they could already.
isn't it the point of the military to use weapons in extreme situations?
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post They are using the H&K G36, well known as a baddie's gun...

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Ok

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a link post Break The Record
A short section from a longer documentary about the Blue Flame team's assault on the World Land Speed Record.
(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post just because the man is a homsexshual
the team dont have to advertise the fact and make him feel bad about it
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)
This is a normal post just needs to be holding a cock to make it better

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Nurse!
His medication has worn off again!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post shhhs dont tell me that, i hadnt noticed

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)
This is a link post Irish olympic commentary
RAther funny
 (tonyhrx, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This is funnier
www.tubechop.com/watch/469511 © The Scrunt
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Apple do not support
Adobe, which is used by this website
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Works OK for me...

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post SB I'm afraid.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Stupid Bastard?

(Dijital Flouncing Back!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Slightly Bigoted

(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:04, Reply)
This is a normal post ScruntBait.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
This is a link post An old video of me singing the Beatles Oh Darlin'. I made this!
Since I posted New Year's Eve pics with me in my b3ta shirt, some have asked for a video, but I wasn't too keen on throwing myself to the wolves. Here's one from about 10 years ago with a wedding band that I sit in with. I'm the only one that moves.

Filmed in night vision for some reason, but should give you a good laugh. Bring on the mockery, my shoulders are broad.
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post "my shoulders are broad" "And I have a personal armoury"
I like the groupies at 1:10 on your "Long Tall Sally" Vid
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, weddings are a strange gig. Once the band starts, they all congregate to the back wall and refused to move until the first drunk has made a twat of himself.
Then it's open season.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)
This is a normal post A bit like this wedding
May, or may not, be mine
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me wanna break my coccyx! LOL
Nice work.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)
This is a normal post The fist pump at 0:31 is the best

(fujiflid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post It's strange because I never know what I'll do onstage, and usually have no memory of the experience.
I'm so focused on lyrics, chords, timing, etc. that I never get to enjoy the music.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:30, Reply)
This is a normal post
Like the hair. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post When I cut it, my four year old, who had never seen it, exclaimed "Dad grow your hair back out, you look so stupid!'

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
kids are so brutally honest! :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why we have paddles.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on
I thought you Americans were in Technicolor!

*sigh* I've been wrong about fucking everything recently...
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Like a cross between Michael Hutchence and Bobcat Goldthwait

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Fair play to Russel Brand, I can't stand the cunt but he is doing a brave and good thing.
Just watched him interviewed on News Night, he came across really well. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19218798 As for these Harley street guys, WTF? Sounds crazy to me.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree.
If he could just hold back a little on the interrupting and jokes where none are needed.....
 (Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:18, Reply)
This is a normal post What happened to pissflaps BTW?

(Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post He's "gone away" for a little while.
Work stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Extending his basement?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post If I told you I'd have to kill you.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, Pissy has taken on a Padawan, I see...

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he get jailed for fixing LIBOR?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post On the oil rig eh?
*taps nose*
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
This is a normal post It's possible

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer such treatments in pill form...
they even come in maximum strength!
 (EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Or in a harmonic form to challenge the Harley Street Quacks
youtu.be/OMaycNcPsHI
 (Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)
This is a normal post That does look simple and effective
Tie your wrists down so you can't reach your mouth.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:29, Reply)
This is a link post Ship of Fools - Artwork by István Orosz.


Lots of drawings that look like skulls
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Obsessed much!?
Pretty fuckin' cool though
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post
Very nice..like the archaic style.
 (loci, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:52, Reply)
This is a normal post These are very cool
Will have a good look at these.
 (Sherbs, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a link post Acoustic Cover of an L7 Track I made this!
Posting something different from electronica for a change :) The original was used in the Natural Born Killers soundtrack and is a good deal angrier and faster, I'd just restrung my guitar and wanted to record something while it was sounding all bright and lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Very nice.
Those strings sound well new.
I've never heard the original before.
I might go and listen to it now because that sounded cool.
 (I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmm, new strings are lubbly.
Nice tune. Not heard the original but reckon I'll prefer the acoustic rendering more than something all thrashy and angry :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Ta!e
Here's the original, not that thrashy but quite noisy :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Killer songs on your site too.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
thanks!
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)
This is a link post Some proggy metal for yiz I made this!
My band Propel playing the other night up the road at Nambucca. Next gig 08/09 @ Dublin Castle if it stiffens your rocksocks.
(uncle scam, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff
Don't think my laptop speakers are really doing it justice, must listen later :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Cool!
Love the bass. And the perch.
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:05, Reply)
This is a link post Two years for Pussy Riot

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Their pussies will be rioted
in prison!

ROFFLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post sad face :(
my ruskie mate won't be happy about this. If they had done this in the UK, what would they have got? I'm guessing if you go in to a Church without permission and start singing something rude you might get told off, wouldn't imagine jail time would happen though would it?
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Even in the USA you'ld only get a caution and they're supposed to be the bad guys these days.
However governments that come about out of revolution tend to fear protest or decent and come down hard on it because they know how dangerous it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Anybody know what happened to the Anaheim protesters after they got arrested?

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they get shot in the back of a police car?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Two weeks later, four of them still in custody
www.ocregister.com/articles/anaheim-367800-arrest-city.html

One guy sentenced to 60 days in jail plus 3 years "informal probation," whatever that is.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose if they were "rioting and looting" as the article suggests then that is fair enough.
Can't really formulate any conclusions without knowing the evidence, some of the london rioters got stiffer sentences than that. If they were just innocently protesting then yeah thats a bit fucking harsh. I really don't know alot about the situation, I don't even know if the police aggravated it in the first place before they started shooting. I wasn't really paying attention.

Edit: oh I see, the police shot a couple of G's and then everyone kicked off, just like london then.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a normal post some of the London rioters smashed shop windows and carried stuff off.
In fact that's mostly what went on.

After hurricane Katrina, they were shooting looters on sight.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing the 60 days wasn't because he sang a song about Obama
but then again the USA did come about via armed revolution so maybe they too fear protest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post if you look up the videos,
they seemed to be arresting people whenever they felt like it. I imagine some behaved worse than others, though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah well, that's foreign countries for you.
Could be worse, they could be S. African miners.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post 'The USA didn't come about via armed revoultion.'
WTF? I suggest you buy a different history book.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I suggest you reread his post,
in particular the word "did".
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Ahh, I see.
Carry on.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)
This is a normal post They were given tea and crumpets but this was a harsh punishment as Americans cannot make a decent cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post The court found them quilty.
Mmm, comfy blankets.
 (I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor girls, I'll be more than happy to "comfort" them when they get out.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post 2 years
Is not a bad price to pay for stardom and millions when they get out.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Or for my affections.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
This is a normal post lol, there's a few yifftits out there for whom this'd be all their dreams come true!

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Did the Dolphin make it to the Ecuadorian embassy?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I do hope someone is working on an "Escape Extradition" game

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Dolphins are the answer: they swim fast under water and have their secret code has never been broken.
Of course, lock up your daughters, wives and boyfriends because they are humping machines!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Can a dolphin be granted diplomatic immunity?
Maybe Assange is going to leg it to The Thames and ride to safety.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)
This is a normal post They always get off of even the most heinous charges.
I think it has to do with the way their mouths are shape that make it always look like they are smiling. Plus, they can do backflips in the water!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)
This is a normal post It could probably smell fish when she opened her legs.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA! Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)
This is a link post barney sings i love you in g major

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaargh!
What the flip was that??
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I must worship the horned god and his sperm of blood and his screams of pain
and the lies the lies the lies the lies
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I kill for you, I steal for you, oh mighty Purple Godflesh...

(CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)
This is a link post Cheap headline giggle...

(DeSade - is grannyfappin, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good 'un.
I wouldn't like to suggest anything, but Fridays appear to be a breeding ground for hilarious headlines on El Reg, especially in the afternoon. My favourite so far is this one from January.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
This is a normal post ha!

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I love The Register :-)
Quick Threadjack... Anyone going to Bangface this year? Theme is "Heroes and Villains" and thought this year...THIS YEAR...I'll make the effort.

Any ideas what I should go as? My current favourite is Captain Hindsight.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Go as Myra Hindley.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
That might scare some folks.

Last year's theme was "horror". It was actually a bit of a worry, wondering around late at night seeing everyone dripping with blood and not knowing if it was real. (In a few cases it was, there were a few feisty people there last year, not understanding the love)
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Probably could get a bit "hectic" if you are fucked up, no worse than Glastonbury though.
I think you'd be fine going as a mass murderer/child rapist, or you could always apply some boot polish and go as Robert Mugabe (I'm assuming bad taste/comedy is the remit).
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post A couple of years ago, the theme was "space"
Lots of people went as aliens. A group of my female friends went as tasteful but slutty "fairies from outer space".

Another friend of mine decided to go as a black hole.

So, once the girls were ready, he had one of them black him up from head to toe.

It was only on the 10th strange look he received, when almost at the main arena, that he realised his rookie mistake...

"No, no, honestly, I'm a black hole! I'M A BLACK HOLE!"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!! Brilliant, he didn't really think that one through did he.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, not at all! :-)
You coming? It's over your neck of the woods this year. Rephlex 21st birthday, too... Aphex Twin and Wisp are playing - get innn!
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Where and when is it?? I might do if it's convienient.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post 14-16th sept, down Newquay
bangface.com/
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH Trevelgue! Home to RTTS, I hate that place! That is going to be very messy.
I might just come along.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, I have heard only bad things so far!
It can't be dirtier than Camber Sands or (their regular "night") The Electroworks (parts of this place are taped off and actually ARE falling down...dirty, dark, dingy, and full of BASS)

Do. It.

Ris...RTTS?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Run To The Sun. its a horrible weekend full of loud noise, scousers, brums and chavs
and LOTS AND LOTS of drugs. You'd love it.

www.runtothesun.co.uk/index.php
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Oooh, sounds like a nightmare.
I much prefer loud noise, drugs and hippies.

Bangface you get a bit of a mix...hippies, chavs, and lots and lots of mad Dutch.

Vibert confused them a little last year. The mad dutch had been enjoying a lot of trance...seemed to be quite trancy last year...then Vibert came out and did a blinding 2 hour hardcore set billed as a history of the Amen break. Savage. Took them a while to realise you can't pogo to hardcore...but by the end they fucking loved it.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard about that set from someone, maybe it was Count vanderhoff, might have been Dave!
I too prefer the hippie vibe, RTTS is a bit diferent musically too, there is alot of d+b and jungle thrown in with hard house, trance and hardcore, and in the other little arena last time I went there was a silent disco. It's pretty diverse, the site is an absolute shithole though.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post That set made (/saved?) my weekend :-)
Vibert is a legend.

Yeah, I might give RTTS a miss if it's all the same to you ;-)

Miserable looking chavs, hoods up, dancing to DnB isn't the best vibe, I've found lol
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'ave a 'nother

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha!
where do i sign up?
 (chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
This is a link post Everyone looks miserable when their bottom lip is a glans. NSFW
Whilst this is funny, it does contain (well, is entirely) photoshopped screengrabs from pornography. Contains cocks. You were warned.
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha!
That is brilliant!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha, fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Extraordinary

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
This is a normal post
^Exactly what I said.^
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I recognise some of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Errr....
Some of what?
The girls or......?
 (northerncock, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post He recognises the pixels
Having seen quite a few photoshops in his time
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that's amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
This is a normal post its all the cockless bollocks that bother me most

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Cockless Bollocks.
There's a punk band in the making.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:35, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha :D

(swank, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)
This is a normal post The very last one just made me think:
"Watchoo talkin' about, Willis?"
 (SomeLousyBum Why where you bought it?!, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Watchoo talkin' about,
Willies?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jay, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)
This is a normal post COMING SOON......
sorry
 (I helped save b3ta! Cock, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, they always get a bit lippy when they're feeling cocky

(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 19 Aug 2012, 2:04, Reply)
This is a link post The Grambler I made this!
I done gone made a thing for charity...

Wasn't too sure about putting this here as football related stuff never seems to go down too well around these parts, but seeing as the fantasy football thingy got FP'd t'other day, I thought 'fuck it.'

I have realised that my football betting record is atrocious. Always has been, always will be. But this season is going to be different... I am going to entrust all of my accumulators to a spreadsheet with random number generators. It is certain to make me sticking rich! And there's more... It's all for charity! All funds raised will go to The Bobby Moore Fund for Bowel Cancer Research, a charity very close to my heart (and bowels). So join me for a most excellent adventure throughout the footballering season. The first bet will be placed this afternoon.

It's on that there Blogger, Facebook, Twitter and all the other nonsense that the kids are talking about these days. So spread the word and help make this a success, it's for a good cause after all!
 (I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not just give the money to the charity?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post If you read the thing
you'd see that I am going to do that anyway at the end of the season.

It's not just about the money, it's about raising awareness of a charity that does not have a huge profile as it's under the umbrella of the better known Cancer Research
 (I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I did read the thing.
And having read it, I wondered why you don't just give the money to charity. That way the charity will (most probably) get more money.

There are plenty of other ways of raising awareness for the charity that don't involve spunking money on bets when it could be put to better use.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a pound a week.
That equates to, at most £30 a season. By doing this I have already encouraged at least 5 mates (and hopefully more through the season) who had never heard of the fund to stick a tenner in to the charity.

Here's a simple bit of maths for you: I could have donated £30. My mates have donated £50 already. I will donate more at the end of the season.

Well it seems to me like we're in a positive balance here! And the 'raising awareness' thing appears to have worked quite well as the people who are joining in now know about the charity and will hopefully donate more in future.

Sorry for not running a marathon or adhering to whatever your standards of fundraising are but, you know, the 3 rounds of major surgery along with chemotherapy and radiotherapy are stopping me from doing that. This is something I can actually do!

I am currently at risk of flouncing so I will finish with this thought: For fuck sake, it's for charity! I'll just post a picture of Mo Farah running away from a cat next time..
 (I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
"I'll just post a picture of Mo Farah running away from a cat next time.."

Please do!

But good luck with the charity, fair play fella.
 (Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you!
Unfortunately I don't have said Mo and cat picture but I'm sure if you take a look on /board there will be one somewhere!
 (I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh and I forgot to mention...
I have personally contacted the charity in question to outline my project and they think that it is a great idea and offered to support me and help to publicise it a bit more.

So nyah!
 (I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I for one admire your charitable spirit.
Good work Mr!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you!
I like that you like this.
 (I helped save b3ta! greg_evigan is possibly deceased on, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 17:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A good spreadsheet makes me weak at the knees.
Good on ya.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)

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