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Painted eggs
Easter is rather far off but some of these are rather good
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:00,
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Well, that was fucking worth it then ...
Beeb news article about how Afghanistan's history is being re-written to appease the Taliban.
The 'real-politik' part of me understands but the amount of blood spilled there by the people and soldiers makes it rediculous.
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:54,
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That's a bit strange
I've heard of history being re-written but this is such recent stuff. Surely it can't stick...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:06,
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It won't, teachers and other adults will tell the truth regardless of what a text book says.
I feel, the education minister is extremely misguided, He should look to Cambodia to see how unity is achieved. They've faced their country's past head on, and now live with a surprisingly peaceful society, considering the troops of the Khmer Rouge are everywhere.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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*Sighs*
"During the Taliban rule atrocities were committed on females. They were prohibited from working or going to school. Hundreds of women were stoned to death for alleged adultery. None of this finds a place in textbooks. Are we not hiding the truth from the children of this country?"
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:30,
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History is written by the victors.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:05,
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history IS written in the Victor
achtung! etc.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:12,
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'He who controls the past, controls the present. He who controls the present, controls the future.'
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Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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Boobies!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:20,
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I approve of this comment.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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Hooray!
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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Day Job Orchestra - Jubilee Message
NSFW
made me giggle
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wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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no replies?
This is good stuff, especially at 0.58
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OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:25,
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This is brilliant.
Love that they all mention apple juice at some point in their videos.
*Clickety*
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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Does the Queen
really possess a photo that compares her to Jim Carey?
Wow.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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Morning /links. Have some Wheelz
Had the pleasure of meeting this guy at the skatepark this week and having a chat. Watching him in action was even more incredible, awesome skills.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:29,
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This would make the paraloympics worth watching.
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Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:38,
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Defo
Seeing him in action is even more immense...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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Awesome
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:32,
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PET bottle mammuth
I made this!
7000 thousand pet bottles, is not rubbish, its a mammuth
didnt made the video, but parts of the mammuth
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skaduskitai, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:24,
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Never been to Sweden. Is it nice?
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JamTallons, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:35,
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yes very mmuch soo
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skaduskitai, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:39,
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Do they have bacon in sweden?
That is a very good mammoth.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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Your silence speaks volumes.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:35,
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A can attest to the presence of bacon in Sweden.
Panic over.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:45,
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Finally, an answer. I have been hyperventilating for the last 3 hours over this.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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AAhhh lovely bacon.
:D
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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If you like good bacon, don't come to Germany.
We don't have it. We have tall pretty blonde women though.
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JamTallons, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:53,
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That's why we beat them in two world wars.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:04,
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No pet mammoth jokes yet?
Disappointing.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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So this is basically an ad for Sodastream, right?
Someone told me their products cause cancer.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 22:27,
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When the machines take over
and the last dregs of humanity are reduced to eating rats and working the ore mines for our robot masters just remember. It started here.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:23,
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I do hope that if the robot take-over happens, it does indeed happen to the soothing tones of Dave Brubeck.
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conrads_rocks, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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Why would the robots have humans working the ore mines?
They're fucking robots, surely they'd do it themselves.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:44,
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A combination of hatred of humanity
and a bug in their internal action model.
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tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:00,
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machines
can't have emotions stupid!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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They can if it was part of their programming
Emotions are easy to program.
If($type == 'human'){
$emotion = 'pureHate';
}
echo emotion($emotion);
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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Correction
If($type == 'human'){
$emotion = 'blowjob';
}
echo emotion($emotion);
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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*Amends robot code*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:08,
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MMMmmmmmmm...
ROBOTBLOWJOB..........
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:13,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MeQcI77dTQ
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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You should watch this whole film if you can find it, it rules.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaX3DP-QEg0
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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That... looks... AWESOME!!!
*begins search*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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It is amazing.
Edit: Here is the proper trailer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckEEQKXaCU
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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Full movie.
www.1channel.ch/watch-6632-Cherry-2000
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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Old Dallas photos
from the archives of the Bonehead Club
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whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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Oh Dear
NSFW
What Mr Branson thinks about loosing the west coast franchise ....
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heavyhorses, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Loosing?
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:26,
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woop woop!
pedant alert!
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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Maffers highlighting of a serious gramatical error ...
is not pedantic ;)
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:06,
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Happy Birthday Evil Andy
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:21,
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HOLY FUCK I'VE BEEN HERE TEN YEARS
Where has my life gone?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:35,
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I know right...
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Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:42,
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yeah... that.
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LP, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:01,
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I've just checked mine
Bloody hell.
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Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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Pipe down granddad.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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Don't break a hip
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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It smells of cabbage and stale piss around here.
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JamTallons, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:14,
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Sorry, I mistook the vegetable soup for the toilet.
You get confused when you get to this age.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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I wondered what those brown lumps were.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:28,
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Those things floating on the surface?
They're croutons.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:14,
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They're a bit soggy.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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Well they have been digested already.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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They are very nice, the sweetcorn adds texture.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:58,
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Candles!
Happy b3ta decade mate :)
Have a sleepy kitty:

^CFB
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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That kitty does not look sleepy
It looks ready to tear your face off...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:32,
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Athena is like that
she snarls and growls a lot, then rolls over and lets you tickle her ears. It's rather cute :)
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:51,
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Now there's an expression of indolent malice.
"If I could reach you right now I'd FUCK YOU UP."
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:58,
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Hello Athena
No I don't have any chicken.
No, you can't eat my liver instead.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:34,
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Want...murder...monkey...thing
Too...hot...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:01,
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CAAANNNDDDLLLEESSSSS!!!!
BURPY HAPDAY!
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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"Cute Cat Video"
I made this!
Our little video about breaking the cycle of watching too many kittie vids.
Philosophy, love, betrayal, guns and felines in four minutes.
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hellomums, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 4:21,
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Cac
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 5:26,
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But tits are awesome
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:39,
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especially when they are full of milk!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwRy3nxAkkA
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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bring me that girl!
make haste!
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:31,
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Who Barbara Streisland?
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Amo Bishop Roden to C3, checkmate, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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Bravo
I enjoyed that.
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Sherbs, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:01,
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Nicely done.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:27,
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The Kevin Costner Handbook - Everything You Need to Know About Kevin Costner
I just stumbled across this treasure trove of celebrity handbooks by "author", Emily Smith, who seems to be be copying and pasting Wikipedia articles (you can click "LOOK INSIDE" and compare) and trying to flog them for 15 quid each on Amazon.
...I think I might have to buy the whole set
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 2:11,
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Oooh. i am conflicted with how i feel about this...
WHY didnt I think of that?? first comes to mind. :P
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 3:32,
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that's not a treasure trove
www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n%3A283155%2Ck%3Aalphascript%20publishing here's 42k results from one publisher who specialises in bringing the magic of wikipedia to the printed page
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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Truly astounding
but not as astounding as... www.amazon.co.uk/Cabbage-Greats-Delicious-Recipes-The/dp/1743446020
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Butters and his titanium codsocket, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:03,
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"Unstuffed cabbage"
Isn't that just cabbage?
Also, could they really not find another 3 recipes for a round 100?
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Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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Oh no!
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:19,
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Yeah, I didn't manage to pull either tonight.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:26,
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1994?
I was 18. Fuuuuuck.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:19,
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The original version she did in 67 =)
Oozanitsywitsyden
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KhImFTZOg
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:23,
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I never hear a song and assume it's 'new'. So it's always interesting to hear the original.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:37,
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Haven't made a video for my channel for a few months..
I made this!
So I just made this to point people toward the Mondo vids we did.
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lego are gonna sue you
nice though
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spesh., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:50,
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pfft
if it looked like Lego, you'd have a point. :P
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I have a video of my wife that looks nothing like Lego.
Can I sue you too?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:10,
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Gaz me the video and I'll let you know.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:29,
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I can't find it right now.
In the meantime, here is some Lego that looks like my wife's vagina anibundel.wordpress.com/2012/05/13/dantes-inferno-now-in-lego-playsets/ (second picture).
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:55,
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ha ha
nice
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That is brilliant stuff.
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Pig Bodine., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:35,
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That is rather pleasant
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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VERY nice!
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chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:04,
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Dad plays 'Chin Monkey' to the kids
wow, I remember doing this myself :)
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:51,
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The screen shot reminds me of someone......................................
answers on a postcard please :)
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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Adam Buxton?
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King Ralph is drunk, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:53,
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Noel Edmonds?
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:43,
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Tattoo-face man?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:58,
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the Blessed!
and wrong answers.. be ashamed
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Emmon Ctrl+Shift+T re-opens that tab you just closed, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:05,
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vagina dentata?
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:34,
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What a wonderful phrase
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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ahhh! if that hasn't been done as a re-dub it needs to be!
EDIT: bollocks! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwRy3nxAkkA
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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Why does the video go to some 'rap' channel when you click the actual film?
if you hit the blue link, it goes to the right place??
Oddness
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Spin Its a thing., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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There's a hyperlinked label
on top of the video. Probly trying to push traffic that way, because this isn't his original video and he's uploaded it for easy content and to drive traffic to his actual stuff.
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dogbomb, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:29,
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OOooooh!
Didn't know that. Thanks :)
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Spin Its a thing., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:06,
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Entertain us father! More! More!
MORE WE SAID, DAMN IT!
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JamTallons, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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Diana Ross fails at penalty shot
This came up in Wednesday's pub quiz. I don't even like football, but I could never forget this.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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What?
World War Two is over?!
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OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:37,
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did you know if you rub sticks together vigorously you can get fire?
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Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:36,
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Was this filmed using a rock?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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White Men Can't Jump...
and Black Woman can't kick.
Equality!
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Indie Game Review: Tri
I made this!
Cool little puzzle game early in development this week - portal-esque. There's a bit of an error hidden somewhere in the review - see if you can spot it!
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dogbomb, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:22,
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That actually looks pretty fun. I know if I ever play it, though, I'll be forced to sing every time I collect a statue... and as there seem to be quite a lot of statues in the game, my neighbors will likely complain.
So it's settled, I'm getting it.
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Cukeasaurus was once known as Misanthropy., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:10,
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Seamless
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:41,
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HAPPY CANDLES
:D :D :D
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dogbomb, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:08,
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^Ditto
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Pig Bodine., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:29,
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Happy happy Candle day
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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Gummie bearrrsss.
You bastard now its stuck in my brain on repeat.
Another great review.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:04,
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MY EVIL PLAN WORKED
Cheers :D
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dogbomb, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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Most
Accurate description ever.
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northerncock, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:24,
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the boat is on water
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:31,
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IT IS A MALE DONKEY.
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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there had to be some suprise elements
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:53,
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HIS NAME IS ROGER
the plot thickens
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:56,
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Yes. Ronseal.
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pahakyy, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:06,
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Not as exciting as the ukrainian parasailing
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:25,
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Don't think I've seen that
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:55,
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Happy birthday
I will put up the Ukrainian
Donkey parasailing as your present
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:06,
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Donkey in a boat with an outboard motor
and a cock ring
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simbosan is too tired, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:20,
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Arcadia @ Boomtown 2012
A little bit of footage from last weekend I grabbed on my iphone. Arcadia are getting a bit good.
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nocturne72, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:50,
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Some awesome photos here
looked amazing.
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Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:21,
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Mate of mine was doing the sound there
Also captured a cracking sunrise image
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:37,
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so was a mate of mine, he set up the rigs and did some of the engineering, I wonder if it's the same guy?
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skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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Hitler Bunker parodies have been done a lot
IMHO, this is the best
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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