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This is a link post Painted eggs
Easter is rather far off but some of these are rather good
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a link post Well, that was fucking worth it then ...
Beeb news article about how Afghanistan's history is being re-written to appease the Taliban.

The 'real-politik' part of me understands but the amount of blood spilled there by the people and soldiers makes it rediculous.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a bit strange
I've heard of history being re-written but this is such recent stuff. Surely it can't stick...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post It won't, teachers and other adults will tell the truth regardless of what a text book says.
I feel, the education minister is extremely misguided, He should look to Cambodia to see how unity is achieved. They've faced their country's past head on, and now live with a surprisingly peaceful society, considering the troops of the Khmer Rouge are everywhere.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *Sighs*
"During the Taliban rule atrocities were committed on females. They were prohibited from working or going to school. Hundreds of women were stoned to death for alleged adultery. None of this finds a place in textbooks. Are we not hiding the truth from the children of this country?"
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post History is written by the victors.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post history IS written in the Victor
achtung! etc.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 'He who controls the past, controls the present. He who controls the present, controls the future.'

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Boobies!

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I approve of this comment.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Hooray!

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)
This is a link post Day Job Orchestra - Jubilee Message NSFW
made me giggle
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post no replies?
This is good stuff, especially at 0.58
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant.
Love that they all mention apple juice at some point in their videos.

*Clickety*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Does the Queen
really possess a photo that compares her to Jim Carey?

Wow.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 21:06, Reply)
This is a link post Morning /links. Have some Wheelz
Had the pleasure of meeting this guy at the skatepark this week and having a chat. Watching him in action was even more incredible, awesome skills.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
This is a normal post This would make the paraloympics worth watching.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Defo
Seeing him in action is even more immense...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)
This is a link post PET bottle mammuth I made this!
7000 thousand pet bottles, is not rubbish, its a mammuth

didnt made the video, but parts of the mammuth
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Never been to Sweden. Is it nice?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
yes very mmuch soo
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Do they have bacon in sweden?
That is a very good mammoth.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Your silence speaks volumes.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post A can attest to the presence of bacon in Sweden.
Panic over.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, an answer. I have been hyperventilating for the last 3 hours over this.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post thats it
www.bmfood.com/products/images/5004-0001.jpg
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post AAhhh lovely bacon.
:D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If you like good bacon, don't come to Germany.
We don't have it. We have tall pretty blonde women though.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why we beat them in two world wars.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 19:04, Reply)
This is a normal post No pet mammoth jokes yet?
Disappointing.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post So this is basically an ad for Sodastream, right?
Someone told me their products cause cancer.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 22:27, Reply)
This is a link post When the machines take over
and the last dregs of humanity are reduced to eating rats and working the ore mines for our robot masters just remember. It started here.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I do hope that if the robot take-over happens, it does indeed happen to the soothing tones of Dave Brubeck.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would the robots have humans working the ore mines?
They're fucking robots, surely they'd do it themselves.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
This is a normal post A combination of hatred of humanity
and a bug in their internal action model.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post machines
can't have emotions stupid!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post They can if it was part of their programming
Emotions are easy to program.

If($type == 'human'){
$emotion = 'pureHate';
}
echo emotion($emotion);
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Correction
If($type == 'human'){
$emotion = 'blowjob';
}
echo emotion($emotion);
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *Amends robot code*

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)
This is a normal post MMMmmmmmmm...
ROBOTBLOWJOB..........
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MeQcI77dTQ
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You should watch this whole film if you can find it, it rules.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaX3DP-QEg0
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
This is a normal post That... looks... AWESOME!!!
*begins search*
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post It is amazing.
Edit: Here is the proper trailer. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckEEQKXaCU
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Full movie.
www.1channel.ch/watch-6632-Cherry-2000
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
This is a link post Old Dallas photos
from the archives of the Bonehead Club
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
This is a link post Oh Dear NSFW
What Mr Branson thinks about loosing the west coast franchise ....
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Loosing?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post woop woop!
pedant alert!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Maffers highlighting of a serious gramatical error ...
is not pedantic ;)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a link post Happy Birthday Evil Andy

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:21, Reply)
This is a normal post HOLY FUCK I'VE BEEN HERE TEN YEARS
Where has my life gone?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I know right...

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah... that.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I've just checked mine
Bloody hell.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Pipe down granddad.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't break a hip

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post It smells of cabbage and stale piss around here.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I mistook the vegetable soup for the toilet.
You get confused when you get to this age.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I wondered what those brown lumps were.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Those things floating on the surface?
They're croutons.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a normal post They're a bit soggy.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Well they have been digested already.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
This is a normal post They are very nice, the sweetcorn adds texture.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Candles!
Happy b3ta decade mate :)

Have a sleepy kitty:

^CFB
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a normal post That kitty does not look sleepy
It looks ready to tear your face off...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Athena is like that
she snarls and growls a lot, then rolls over and lets you tickle her ears. It's rather cute :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Now there's an expression of indolent malice.
"If I could reach you right now I'd FUCK YOU UP."
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Hello Athena
No I don't have any chicken.

No, you can't eat my liver instead.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Want...murder...monkey...thing
Too...hot...
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post CAAANNNDDDLLLEESSSSS!!!!
BURPY HAPDAY!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post "Cute Cat Video" I made this!
Our little video about breaking the cycle of watching too many kittie vids.

Philosophy, love, betrayal, guns and felines in four minutes.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 4:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Cac

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 5:26, Reply)
This is a normal post But tits are awesome

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:39, Reply)
This is a normal post especially when they are full of milk!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwRy3nxAkkA
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post bring me that girl!
make haste!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Who Barbara Streisland?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo
I enjoyed that.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Nicely done.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)
This is a link post The Kevin Costner Handbook - Everything You Need to Know About Kevin Costner
I just stumbled across this treasure trove of celebrity handbooks by "author", Emily Smith, who seems to be be copying and pasting Wikipedia articles (you can click "LOOK INSIDE" and compare) and trying to flog them for 15 quid each on Amazon.

...I think I might have to buy the whole set
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 2:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oooh. i am conflicted with how i feel about this...
WHY didnt I think of that?? first comes to mind. :P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 3:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that's not a treasure trove
www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&page=1&rh=n%3A283155%2Ck%3Aalphascript%20publishing here's 42k results from one publisher who specialises in bringing the magic of wikipedia to the printed page
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Truly astounding
but not as astounding as... www.amazon.co.uk/Cabbage-Greats-Delicious-Recipes-The/dp/1743446020
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post "Unstuffed cabbage"
Isn't that just cabbage?

Also, could they really not find another 3 recipes for a round 100?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a link post Oh no!

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I didn't manage to pull either tonight.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post
1994?

I was 18. Fuuuuuck.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The original version she did in 67 =)
Oozanitsywitsyden

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_KhImFTZOg
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post
I never hear a song and assume it's 'new'. So it's always interesting to hear the original.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:37, Reply)
This is a link post Haven't made a video for my channel for a few months.. I made this!
So I just made this to point people toward the Mondo vids we did.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post lego are gonna sue you
nice though
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft
if it looked like Lego, you'd have a point. :P
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a video of my wife that looks nothing like Lego.
Can I sue you too?
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz me the video and I'll let you know.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't find it right now.
In the meantime, here is some Lego that looks like my wife's vagina anibundel.wordpress.com/2012/05/13/dantes-inferno-now-in-lego-playsets/ (second picture).
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:55, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha
nice
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 3:08, Reply)
This is a normal post That is brilliant stuff.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather pleasant

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post VERY nice!

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:04, Reply)
This is a link post Dad plays 'Chin Monkey' to the kids
wow, I remember doing this myself :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post The screen shot reminds me of someone......................................
answers on a postcard please :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Adam Buxton?

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Noel Edmonds?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Tattoo-face man?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:58, Reply)
This is a normal post the Blessed!
and wrong answers.. be ashamed
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 7:05, Reply)
This is a normal post vagina dentata?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wonderful phrase

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
This is a normal post ahhh! if that hasn't been done as a re-dub it needs to be!
EDIT: bollocks! www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwRy3nxAkkA
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does the video go to some 'rap' channel when you click the actual film?
if you hit the blue link, it goes to the right place??

Oddness
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:58, Reply)
This is a normal post There's a hyperlinked label
on top of the video. Probly trying to push traffic that way, because this isn't his original video and he's uploaded it for easy content and to drive traffic to his actual stuff.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)
This is a normal post OOooooh!
Didn't know that. Thanks :)
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Entertain us father! More! More!
MORE WE SAID, DAMN IT!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)
This is a link post Diana Ross fails at penalty shot
This came up in Wednesday's pub quiz. I don't even like football, but I could never forget this.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)
This is a normal post What?
World War Two is over?!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post did you know if you rub sticks together vigorously you can get fire?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 8:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Was this filmed using a rock?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)
This is a normal post White Men Can't Jump...
and Black Woman can't kick.

Equality!
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
This is a link post Indie Game Review: Tri I made this!
Cool little puzzle game early in development this week - portal-esque. There's a bit of an error hidden somewhere in the review - see if you can spot it!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
That actually looks pretty fun. I know if I ever play it, though, I'll be forced to sing every time I collect a statue... and as there seem to be quite a lot of statues in the game, my neighbors will likely complain.

So it's settled, I'm getting it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Seamless

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLES
:D :D :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post ^Ditto

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy happy Candle day

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Gummie bearrrsss.
You bastard now its stuck in my brain on repeat.

Another great review.
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:04, Reply)
This is a normal post MY EVIL PLAN WORKED
Cheers :D
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Most
Accurate description ever.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post the boat is on water

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post IT IS A MALE DONKEY.

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post there had to be some suprise elements

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post HIS NAME IS ROGER





the plot thickens
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. Ronseal.

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Not as exciting as the ukrainian parasailing

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't think I've seen that

(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Happy birthday
I will put up the Ukrainian
Donkey parasailing as your present
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 6:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Donkey in a boat with an outboard motor
and a cock ring
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:20, Reply)
This is a link post Arcadia @ Boomtown 2012
A little bit of footage from last weekend I grabbed on my iphone. Arcadia are getting a bit good.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Some awesome photos here
looked amazing.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Mate of mine was doing the sound there
Also captured a cracking sunrise image
(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
This is a normal post so was a mate of mine, he set up the rigs and did some of the engineering, I wonder if it's the same guy?

(, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a link post Hitler Bunker parodies have been done a lot
IMHO, this is the best
(, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)

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