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This is a link post Semen 'good for women's health, helps fight depression'
Whooooooo!!
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post You just flick it at their face and 'Hey Presto'

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
Seagulling...for a better tomorrow.
 (loci, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm liking this just for the stories it's linking to under the article

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly "discovered" by a bloke.
I can imagine flinging gallons of spunk into a woman's mouth over and over again pretty enjoyable for him. I'm going to assume the novelty will wear off for the majority of women pretty soon :)

Surprisingly, for once the comments on the Daily Mail article are rather sharp! Well not all of them, but Mail readers aren't generally known for their intellect.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post It doesn't say they have to swallow it
It can probably go into pretty much any orifice
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Until some bright spark invents CRT patches for single ladies
Or for sex addicts "on the wagon"
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post *copyrights "Spunk Plaster"*

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
This is a normal post *copyrights Bondages*

(UTB, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm
The results supported findings that semen contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection and induce sleep.

Getting rid of mine seems to do all of those things too me. Edit.. but then women are the opposite of men like yin and yang so it should work on them if it goes in...


Women who regularly have unprotected sex are overall less depressed and can perform better on cognitive tests, the research found.

Regular unprotected sex would generally imply a stable committed relationship. Edit .. So even long married women should be up for it all the time and cognitive testing now means using your head in two ways fnaar fnaar ..

I question the causal links this "study" implies
 (I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Shush! Don't spoil it.
Women believed it when we said
"No we won't stare at your tits when you go topless on the beach"
"It's natural. Not at all sexual"

Why not this too?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post there
I think we will get away with it
 (I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, stop it....
....pretending that you've actually spoken to a real, live woman.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Women can talk?
 (Zachariah Pardon, pardon. J'AI UNE POUSSETTE, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's that irritating high-pintched whine
that seems to come from somewhere above their tits.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh please....
Like you notice a womans tits when you talk to them.

You make eye contact and don't even try to see down their top.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post The term
"Face like a decorator's radio" comes to mind.
 (AlbertTatlock is Ena Sharples Bitch, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)
This is a link post Vic and Bob have a new show on the cavalcade of perversity and exploitation that has become Channel 4 tonight.
To celebrate, have a favourite clip round sketch of mine of theirs.

Also, why not check out some of the related clips viewed by other people who also like to watch this sort of thing on a sunny day: 'Carol Vorderman's Miniskirt is Too Short' and 'Jeremy Kyle - The Angriest Guest RETURNS!!'
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the comments on the 'Angriest Guest' clip
Are gold :D
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
This is a normal post ahh matt lucas
when he was a funny bastid
 (I helped save b3ta! Bishop Yozz remembers when lily savage advertised oasis..., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a link post Mitt Romney gnops tumblr
"The idea of "Little Face Mitt" is to get people to involuntarily forever see Mitt Romney with a tiny face."

A noble goal!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post He's managed to turn him into Bruce Campbell in the process!
Bruce Campbell for president!!!!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
This is a link post Adrian Sherwood live
ronseal
(I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)
This is a link post iPhone 5 spoof.
bindun yet?
 (#1, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Popular page

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post He should hang his head in eternal shame.
Or commit suicide.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Both, maybe?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post like hanging?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah it's alright

(I helped save b3ta! Zoroastermouse thinks therefore he am, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post Thanks for saying nice things about my tracks I made this!
Here's another one :)
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Also, I'll chuck this here...
Hello, I'm working on putting together a music video night for unsigned / small artists and I need videos! Also any short films that people would like to be shown. This will be a night in Tunbridge Wells, with programmes made up and handed out etc, so hopefully will get a bit of interest for you and drive up your youtube views :) Gaz me if you're interested / have any questions.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Gaz?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post
as in message me? dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/GAZ/

(am i using the term right?)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)
This is a link post Russian DashCam Video
But replace 'DashCam' with 'SupermarketCam' and treat the whole thing as one day going from bad to worse/better. Starts off slow but if you skip to the end you'll want to go back and see why...

*contains dance mix of teen spirit*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post What the shitting hell is going on here?

(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly my thoughts
I just thought it was ace. From 1.15 in when it kicks in, the guy kicking shit out of his own coat at 2.30 and especially the security guys...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post It was amazing
If not incredibly random
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)
This is a normal post
I think I saw a bird flying around at one point.
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Where is this bird?
I still havent found it....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
This is a normal post the bird
0:58 at bottom right on the cans
 (I helped save b3ta! qster, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it.
One of the best things I've seen all year.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly entertaining, I'll grant you!

(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)
This is a normal post The last minute or so was awesome

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Well half is down to
most of Russia being off their tits on something most of the time. The lats minute or so, supermarket wars?

Whatever it is that's a fantastic video that only the internet could throw up. Yummies!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Having now watched that all morning,
I believe it is the same store, I have drawn up a little floor pan and the security office is to the right of the entrance/exit where the women come in and fight, there seem to be two rows, furthest has the coat man and the single dancing man, top of there is the 3 dancing lads, and numerous cameras showing people falling over throughout. Basing this on the floor being the same throughout. And yes, im bored.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post its like watching entropy increasing inside a russian co-op *clicks*

(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That gets fantastic
A steady build-up of wtf :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post What it is to be human
Condensed into a 5 minute supermarket segment. watching this made feel good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post watching that has made my day,
and i am not even sure why, click!
the song fits perfectly!
*goes to watching it again*
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post haha :D
what the duck?
 (I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Not a bad remix either
I miss Nirvana. Thanks for the find.
 (thewankerstuff b3ta is like a whorehouse: full of cunts, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post My sister works in a supermarket in a rough area
And i bet they could make something similar from the cctv in her store.... Just really mental stuff happens regularly as shoppers are either in gang feuds or smashed on drink and drugs...
 (I helped save b3ta! gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 2:07, Reply)
This is a link post The adventures of Kim Jung Un

i.imgur.com/CBTOh.jpg And a lovely family photo to go with it.

*sorry for random edit, I fucked up*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post GC
But worth it...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)
This is a normal post
Arse, couldnt check as I edited my OP. Sorry.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post No problem
I enjoyed
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)
This is a link post Cockneys vs Zombies
This is going to be brilliant!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Or you just saw all the good bits in the trailer.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmmmmmmm Zoe Slater.
Or whatever her name is.

Mmmmmmmmmm character name.
 (I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I like the way every British zombie comedy is contractually obliged to have an actor from Ever Decreasing Circles in it.

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
This is a link post PENGUINS!
And The LOVELY Carol Kirkwood!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post How wet is it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMk8KKWAq7c
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)
This is a link post Chick Habit with balls
An oldie brought a bit up to speed with some nice images
(otl, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
This is a link post Celebrity
not a celebrity
(Mildred is a slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post This is great.
A fantastic social experiment.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a link post best cycling video ever

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more conflict

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That should have been in the olympics.

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bet Wiggins couldn't do that

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I keep reading that as
"Bert Wiggins couldn't do that".

Incidentally: John Finnemore had a great sketch on R4 last night on a related theme - skip ahead to 8:40.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I enjoyed the whole thing, unusually.
esp. the ant & the grasshopper.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post without the loop is nothing

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post burn that seat

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)
This is a link post It's basically a Death Star I made this!
Parody video of the Apple Genius Ads.
(I helped save b3ta! Newcott, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)
This is a normal post what is this
i don't even.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the dubbing?

(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)
This is a link post Katzenjammer - A Bar In Amsterdam

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I find myself oddly drawn to this
The verse is like a girl band doing gogol bordello and the bass Balalaika thing is cool but the chorus sounds like a cross between poison by Alice cooper and La Isla Bonita but it all sort of works.
 (I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a link post some one must have been on the beer when they thought of this experiment
who would have thunk that giving gibbons helium would be a great scientific idea
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I REALLY
want to hear the recordings.

That's genius
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect that only dogs can hear those recordings
And we all know what cunts they are.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
This is a normal post They were played
on Today this morning at about 7:26: go to news.bbc.co.uk/today/hi/today/newsid_9746000/9746131.stm and follow the link to the iplayer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahhaa
That's bizarre.

There's also a clip a little earlier of Simon Jack saying "Cock" instead of "Corks popping"

1:23.10
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post A new simile was born
 
No Nightingale did ever chaunt  
  More welcome notes to weary bands   
Of travellers in some shady haunt,  
  Among Arabian sands:  
A voice so thrilling ne'er was heard  
In spring-time from the Cuckoo-bird,  
Breaking the silence of the seas   
Among the farthest Hebrides.
Like a gibbon on helium
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Huzzah
new sig
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, coffee meet monitor, monitor, coffee

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh, they should have used siamangs.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)
This is a link post Anything can happen when it's Miller Time
especially when Dick is involved.

Thanks, Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 7:16, Reply)
This is a link post £50,000 for a virtual chisel...
The world's gone mad and Molyneux is the organ grinder.
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 6:46, Reply)
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I remember being at Molyneux's demonstration of the first Black and White at E3 years ago.

He started playing the game and then suddenly stopped - excitedly explaining that his gigantic Ape creature had just picked up and thrown some shit and that had this had just "never, ever happened" - a true demonstration of just how incredible his next-gen artificial intelligence was.

Of course, every fucking animal you had picked up and threw its own shit, trees and villagers. Generally stomping around the map like some ninety-foot, brain-damaged toddler.

He's always been at the absolute forefront of bullshit oversell.

Flounce over.
 (I helped save b3ta! waz4444 Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 7:15, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ....but when you're on a date with an actual, living girl & try and explain what a shit Peter Molyneux really is,
she just gives you a pitying, and-this-is-why-you're-still-a-virgin look.
Women, eh?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
This is a normal post His work at Bullfrog was great, Lionhead got a bit too hyped.
The guy has great ideas but has a hard time always bring them into being.

But saying that, i'ld much rather a game didn't live up to the hype than yet another FPS churned out with prettier graphics.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *pays £50,000 and gets answer*
It's a MMO Populous / Minecraft hybrid creation.*

Also I would like to articulate my feelings about Peter via the medium of RAP.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK8sxngSWaU


*May contain lies
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:20, Reply)
This is a normal post
he did the port of prince of persia for the atari ST, the only good thing he has ever done.
 (bruxia, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Have you ever heard of "Cow Clicker"?
It was an "experiment" by a man called Ian Bogost. I believe the way it works is:
1. You can only click the cow once a day
2. It shares on Facebook "xxxx has Clicked a Cow"
3. If you want to click the cow again that day, you have to pay money.

That's it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 23 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
This is a normal post *throws money at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)
This is a normal post The best bit is...
he made it as a joke, taking the piss out of that sort of game. And it became the most commercially successful thing he had ever done.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
The target audience for this dull sounding game will be macro's and boring psychotics.
 (loci, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)
This is a normal post
I just wish he'd make dungeon keeper 3. I got hold of a copy of dungeon keeper 2 for the mac that doesnt crash all the time, I must be on my fifth playthrough :)
 (I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I know what's in the box.
A scoll saying "You just spent 50 grand on a virtual chisel!"
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDUfpmkjw0&feature=share&list=UL3NDUfpmkjw0
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
"it's Gwyneth Paltrow's head"
God, that would be utterly perfect!
 (Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post SCIENCE!
Remix of some Ali G stuff, actually pretty bad ass. Makes a nice listen.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post That's good
I expected the Ali G stuff to be dated but it was still funny.
 (PunkDaddy NullPointerException, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 7:25, Reply)

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