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This is a link post Lions in the Wall of Death
looks like good clean harmless fun
 (Jimmers, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am genuinely speechless

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can say that again.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like someone upped the bar on big Cat photography
You now of course have to top this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how
a wall of death on a unicycle with a fully grown lion on your back?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post and a Lynx sat on the head
should do nicely
 (I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised you haven't tried that to be honest.
You love anything ultra-dangerous that involves man-eating tigers.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post There is a video of that floating around
Might have been on neatorama, I'll have a look...
*edit* ah yes, here it is: www.britishpathe.com/video/taking-a-lion-for-a-ride with added Chumley-Warner...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post THAT MADE ME LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY
edit. and forget to uncap.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hehe
One of the riders is billed as "Fearless Egbert". This would be an awesome username.

EDIT: In fact...
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post careful...
names can be precious things.
 (vanilla ice in 1989, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
This is like something out of the Twilight Zone
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post freaky eh?
i can placehold this name in case you want it back? :D or i could just give it back i guess.
 (vanilla ice in 1989, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I imagined a scenario
where I could sort of switch between. SnowyTheRabbit would remain my normal persona but Fearless Egbert could be like Superman to my Clark Kent. So I'd like it back please if that's alright?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post there you go!
:D x
 (vanilla ice in 1989, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are you picking on Snowy??
You brute :-(
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Woohoo!

(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Am I still me?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post for now

(vanilla ice in 1989, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey!
The connected capsules at the bottom of the page raised an eyebrow too, especially that 1905 photo.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
ROARRRweeeeehahahahweeee
 (loci, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Second one down on the left has the same look of pure joy my dog gets while hanging out the Jeep's window.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice!
also loving some of the other categories on that site
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a link post That Patrick Stewart / James Corden thing
I'd heard about this but never seen it until now. My God, what a buttock-clenchingly embarrassing display from both of the twats. Have to say Picard comes out looking the biggest cock though. And that's saying something next to James Corden. Does anybody know what was really behind this?
(Leemondus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nope, can't watch that ever again. You can't make me.
...though I thought Corden came out looking worse, imho.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have no sound at work so can't watch
but I think Corden is a fat embarrassment
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Glamour vaseline?
Jesus, why did Stewart take that gig? I can understand Corden taking it. Anyhoo, they both come over as twats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pathetic on every front.
Difficult to watch actually, i pity the pair of them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The most cringeworthy thing about this
Was that Corden came out on top.

I saddens me to think he might actually be alright.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Take that back!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Apologies. Don't know what happened to me then.
*Goes back to sad, lonely masturbation*
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post cuntfest

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post
"Sir Patrick has officially apologised to the Gavin and Stacey star. He said, "My part of the evening came late and it was alcohol, I'm afraid. I went too far, I was somewhat out of control. I have nothing but admiration for Mr Corden. I still blush in rememberance of it."
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing to see jabba the hutt crossover to Star Trek.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I promise I wont do this again but

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahaha!!!
Fray Brentos, your name is now unoccupied. Sorry :(
Unless some sod nicks it before you see this.
 (pissflaps;, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post They both made up
and are now friends with each other. That's a fact.
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post apparently so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFtVqXyOYI4
 (Leemondus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's actually really nice to see.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I must admit, their domain choice there displays the quality of their work.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Table layouts make baby Jesus cry

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post if its a design company you can bet its intentional

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a link post And God said, LET THERE BE BASS
Sorry for DP, very low bass inside a car, featuring Russians and drinking.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!!
BOOOOOOOM!!!!
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Is that bass or speed bumps?
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 25 seconds in,
you can see its the bass, well, 22 seconds in when it kicks in I guess.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's fucking ludricious.
That bass is a waste of good beer.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was good beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ginger beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Racist

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it isn't
You can tell it's dubbed because the music is in nice clear stereo but the rest of the audio is mono.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Speed bumps... or more likely, off-roading.
If you watch all the way to the end, at 0:52 you hear the cheesy russian techno they're really listening to.
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter cunts, the lot of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Obama and Romney jumping out of bins to scare people
Well, it's childish and a bit shit but it amused me.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D reminded me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC6W8JIYYUQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Oh Bama
Someone has to fiddle with it
 (tomma turn around an bite you every time, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would but then I would be burned at the stake as a pro-romneyite for daring to mock Saint Obama

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post IF YOU LIKE COXXY SO MUCH WHY DONT YOU MARRY HIM THEN!!!!!!?????11

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cos they is Repblickkans
And Jeebus sez gay mariage is bad.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I wasn't going to because it would be seen as propaganda just before an election
But seeing as Tabby is being horrid I changed my mind.


If Obama loses it's all his fault.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post The guy in the background really makes this!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post How am I 'beign horrid', you overly-sensitive fruit?
Now (for parity) do one of Romney fucking the corpses of the poor's dead babies whilst shitting all over middle-income americans as his multi-millionaire father fingers his bumhole.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'being'

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, yes, OBVIOUSLY that was a typo,
you massive ginger ballbag.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post who's bumhole is getting fingered?
mitt or papa romney?
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dont get it?
Am I just a mega spaz this morning?
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a link post How to free wheel down a steep hill, in an aeroplane.
Small aeroplane which may be better with off-road tyres.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post skillz

(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is pretty much how I act in most flight sims
..and am I the only one that thinks adding chunky tyres to light aircraft make them look cartoonishly cute?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pilot's an idiot, destined to be come a statistic.
Interesting to watch though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not entirely sure if that guy will be with us much longer
'playing' with the ground in a plane doesn't seem like the wisest thing to be doing
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno if I'd feel safer
wrapped in the 'safety' of easily tangleable metal or the 'unsafe' airwing costume thing they wear...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do say
There are old pilots, and bold pilots, but no old bold pilots.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Interviewer to the stars nails it again.
Dunno how many of you have ripped off by Odeon in recent months (£10 per ticket at my local) you might have felt mollified by the presence of this interviewer at the top of his game giving Liam Neeson the once over. Skip to about 0:40 (even though the whole vid is only 1:00). Move over Norman and Bragg, there's a new question-slinger in town. What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post God these things are a pain in the arse
I recognise this guy but can't place him. Kids TV perchance?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm gonna go with "Duncan from Blue"
Though I'll be very embarrassed if I'm correct.
I don't mind Odeon- it was £6.50 for both of us to watch "Loopers" on ORange Wednesday. As opposed to Cinema DeLuxe which is £20+ for two (without offers).
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's true. Their Tuesday night offers are pretty good too. Still, could well do without cut & paste interviews like this one.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post My local on a Tuesday
£3.80 with a premiere card AND you can get 20% in Nandos afterwards.

Best wedding anniversary ever
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hey champ, how's it all going? Notice you've got a topical Bonfire night name there.
You were sensible enough to store your original username in a second account, weren't you?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, er...bo-lacks.
*attempts to change back*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post you are quick
and lucky.
 (vanilla ice in 1989, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadly not, it would seem.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooooooooooooh
gutting. i couldn't recall your mispelling. GIVE IT BACK TAB HUNTER
 (vanilla ice in 1989, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aren't they.
The interviewer's uncontrollable guffaw at Liam Neeson's shit answer to the interviewer's shit question actually made me cine-lol by accident. Although I hated myself for doing it. I couldn't believe that they made a second 'Taken'. The first one was absolute dogshit.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That Jackpot gambling TV show on ITV
after 12am.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
Or 'breakfast TV' as I seem to be calling it at the moment. Stupid sleep patterns...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brill as always
Why is no-one chucking money at you to make these yet?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Not
broad enough appeal".
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'll chuck money at you!
but it might be coppers and they might be sharpened.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post How annoying.
I think this kind of thing would be really good late night in between shows.

I'm beginning to realise that for anyone who wants to make a success in any realm of the entertainment world, your trial is not whether your work is good or bad; rather more simply, whether enough people 'like it.'

And what a shit measure of talent people are. They don't know what they like. You have to take risks and introduce it to them for the most part.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just been watching a thing about Channel four being 30 years olsd
Up until about 10 years ago this is EXACTLY the kind of thing they would have shown on a friday or saturday night.

I think the internet has driven TV to be MORE bland and 'all things to everyone' because if you have niche tastes, then there's the internet.
TV can't afford to show niche, difficult stuff anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're right but it's really scary that
SGB could be considered niche or difficult.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good point.
I guess the internet is a double edged sword. Whilst it's fantastic people like Ben Wheatley have been able to found a career from it, the downside is it has now become an incredibly saturated market. A market where it isn't about whether your work is 'good' or how hard you've worked on it, it is literally about appealing to enough people. Which is a shame, because of that people like SGB just won't get the success they deserve.

I'm also part of the problem in that sense being that I display my shite on the 'net too.

Gone are the days when a TV boss will take a risk on an act they've seen on stage at some murky venue. It is now trial by popularity.
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually even
weirder than that. A few years ago the BBC asked me to pitch ideas to them for short comedy things they could put on their website. Guy said SGB would be perfect, but the problem was it already had a following and they wanted completely new stuff.

And then you pitch new stuff and they go "Hmmm, but how can we be sure people will like it?"

I'm just happy YouTube is there so it's not necessary to jump through hoops of flaming bullshit.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Simply amazing.
*shares on fuckbook*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post loving the rhymes man!
:D SGB= inevitable superbness! will spread around the poetry people of my ken.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're too clever :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck Scroobius Pip
More of this
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best one yet.
Top Drawer stuff :)
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
That's the most Minchin non-Minchin thing I've seen in ages. Yays!
 (I helped save b3ta! Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do
hope he likes it if he ever sees it, and doesn't get miffed that I copied.
 (I helped save b3ta! somegreybloke, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post good stuff as always

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Gangnam Busters -
this works
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a link post I know everyone's probably sick of the BBC/paedophila story, but this is an interesting read.
Especially in light of the allegations aimed at Lord McAlpine.
The some of the comments are hilarious too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ctrl + F
"Clegg"
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know!
That made me officelol.
[edit] Shame on me- "Your comment is awiting approval"
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best internet comment I've ever read.
"WITH A CIRCUMCISION, THE HEAD TO THE PENIS IS EXPOSED AND BECOMES ROUGH DRY AND HARD, SO ORDINARY INTERCORSE IS NOT THAT SATISFYING SO THEY GO FOR THE RECTUM WHICH IS TOIGHTER, AS WITH JIMMY SAVILE, BOY OR GIRL DOES NOT MATTER. THE JEWS HAVE TO BE CONFRONTED ON THIS TOPIC.
OUR KIDS SAFETY IS PARAMOUNT"
 (I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post There are always a couple of rabid anti-semites knocking about the comments sections.
Do we have a kind of "Turing test for trolls"? Because if we can't tell the difference between the trolls and the racists...do we need to call them racist?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
You can always tell a comment is going to be a good read if it's all in capitals.

GO FOR THE RECTUM!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if you insist.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see
someone saying "Hey, it's not just the BBC"

I can't be the only one who's starting to this as a cross media/politicians whitewash attack on the Beeb, maybe to cover up their own indiscrections?
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post aye.
i've been thinking that.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Plays devils avocado*
The BBC is a public body and is held to tighter scrutiny than other media companies.
They were Saviles main employer and cancelled an expose that would have brought these claims to light.
It seemed to be common knowledge that Jimmy shouldn't be let near kids, so much so that he was banned from comic relief.
Did they suspect him when they were putting him on the telly working with kids?
I quite liked the great British bakeoff though so they're not all bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have't had a decent game of devils avocado in years!
your serve!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *grabs mallet*
Ooh, which rules are we playing: Hass or PInkerton?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hang on, where's the puck?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post the pucks in the piglet and the fourth sixteenth is overdue to start!
come on man for christ's sake, you haven't even got your arse pads on!
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not my fault
it took ages to get my rocket skates on
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post excuses excuses,
bongley athletic are 400 points ahead now. if we don't capture the chimp in the next few sixteenths we're royally fucked.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed, the BBC is a public body
But there should be just as much coverage, as just as rigorous investigations into his activities at Broadmoor, Stoke Mandeville, and other places too. The BBC is an easy target, and it seems to be in the interests of the media, and the government, to make them the 'worst' offender in all this.

He was put in charge of Broadmoor, by Edwina Currie, and given the right to overrule doctors and nurses! I've only heard this on Channel Four news. I've not seen it on any other news or seen it in the papers.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post So what you're saying is
The media and political elite are run by gay paedophiles?
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's probably something to do with their public school upbringing

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a link post origin of dubstep
seems legit
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post They really should give this sort of shite a totally different genre
This is what dubstep used to sound like, and skrillex's brand of shite has put me right off it this year:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mOIXdC4rgA

I know its just a tag, a name, a genre, but 'dubstep' is a joke now.
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, correct
I was very surprised when somebody first played me dubstep - I was expecting something more like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCafxek-HDM

but I guess that's just 'dub' without the 'step'.

I was also confused when the term RnB started appearing everywhere recently. I always thought it stood for Rhythm and Blues....
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D wikifriend.
The term has subsequently had a number of shifts in meaning. In the early 1950s, the term rhythm and blues was frequently applied to blues records. Starting in the mid-1950s, after this style of music contributed to the development of rock and roll, the term "R&B" became used to refer to music styles that developed from and incorporated electric blues, as well as gospel and soul music. By the 1970s, rhythm and blues was used as a blanket term for soul and funk. In the 1980s, a newer style of R&B developed, becoming known as "Contemporary R&B".
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to uni with a lot of people who have ended up in the dubstep movement
And it's much more like this; the popular stuff is more of a "noise-dance" version.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, the mainstream stuff is basically un-subtle, mindless shite
But it has tainted my enjoyment of the good stuff heavily.
Just the word 'dubstep' makes me cringe now, and conjures up endless remixes, memes and youtube videos like 'LROD OF TEH RING GANDALF DUBSTEP' and 'EPIC NYAN CAT 4CHAN DUBSTEP REMIX WIN!!!!!'
 (I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's also made me irritated by occasional triplets
I'll never forgive it for that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post *winds up EJD*

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUSrQV3l45o (probably gc but definitely the real origin of dubstep)
 (I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Faulty sprinkler dampens football fans...
Now I think about it, We keep hearing about the need to "kick Racism out of football" Well isn't this a fantastic solution?

At the start of the match, point all the sprinklers into the terraces, and utilise Mics that pick up stuff shouted from the sidelines, fisrt sound of racist chanting, or a linseman spots someone making an offensive gesture... TURN ON THE HOSE in that section!

Group anger / peer beatings would I assume, soon mean no-one wants to raise the ire of the 200 people behind you who got a drenching beacuse you're being a bigoted tank-spanker!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poor Liverpool fans :(
That must be the worst thing that could possibly happen to you when you just want to go and enjoy a match in the stadium.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh hahaha.
You bad man
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post christ i would have missed that.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
I love the fact that the crowd seem to be accepting it with general good humour, except for the bloke who has the thickest, driest coat.
 (I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think he's great
i.imgur.com/WIurW.gif
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sean Connery @ 0.46

(chippiearnold, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just because you've started playing Moonlight Sonata
doesn't mean you have to finish it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually there's a bylaw or an old charter or something.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post i spent the last year working in a secure unit with kids.
no matter how much i know it isn't a prison the kids definitely feel like it is. the first few days are the hardest. grim. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post What's a secure unit?

(I helped save b3ta! pixel_fucker is going to need a bigger brush, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a residential unit like a young people's centre (a modern day kid's home) except it's secure.
ie. it's a locked environment and the kids lose many liberties. in england there are different units for underage offenders and for kids who need to be accommodated for "care" reasons. in scoltand we don't have detention centres for kids. secure units instead. there isn't the divide between justice for children and care for children.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Turtle gets flipped over by another turtle
ronseal.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post TaC

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not gonna click that,
as the preview image is too good!
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's worth it

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, it was!
Was it bad that I watched it with "I believe I can fly" playing in my head?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tortoise, isn't it?
/pedantic
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh you're probably right
I'm Dutch. Sorry. We invented cloggs. Sorry again.
 (I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice ladies

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice weed.

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice canals

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enormous onions.

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Coffee

(Sherbs, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tiiiiiiimmmmmmbbbbbeeeeerrrrrr

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^^^^
Shift-6 4 times
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Makes me nostalgic for Robot Wars
for some reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give it a couple of million years
And they'll evolve the srimech
 (User #86772, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post he'll flip you for real
www.youtube.com/watch?v=syZakXYypRs
 (Kinky Robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clunk
Click
 (Sherbs, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Thats brill! Amsterdam Zoo (Artis) if I'm not mistaken?
 (friedel, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Zombie Sprites - Secret of Mana I made this!
From world to world, game to game the evil destroys. No survivors. No mercy.
(flashcartoons1, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post A classic youtube comment
"Going to say this as honestly as possible... dont watch this film - its shit."
 (BumCoffee Portrait videographer, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't there a suggestion that with various subsidies & donations & whatnot
it actually pays better for Britian to produce utterly shit films guaranteed to do badly?
...actually, as I type this seems like bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post As far fetched as that sounds
surely we can't produce this many shit films unless it's deliberate?
 (Jimmers, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Movember is here and my wife and kids convinced me to go all dodgy and 70's
And possibly gay. Anyway, I'm posting this in the forlorn hope that I may raise 50p for my efforts for a good cause.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post sex-case.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post sexy bag.

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hella rapey.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gawd, I bet that mugshot is often described with a sentence starting "The alleged...."
God, I hate "Movember" too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm growing a handle bar in another area to celebrate this month.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you are finished masturbating to it
you could always donate 50p to the actual charity.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't you
used to manage Liverpool?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post out of everything that has been typed
that one cuts the deepest. Bitch!
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post jebus!
That's 5 days!!?

I dare not show my face until 3 weeks in
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Many years of beardy man growth
that and my facial hairs natural instinct to get as far away from my face as possible.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Men have moustaches and beards by default
It doesn't require any special action to grow one, it requires in action to grow one, ie not shaving, having a month where everyone "grows" a moustache is fucking gay, and that where the title mo-vember comes from, as in homo-november.

I don't care that it's for charity, stop destroying the Beauty and power that Is a real man with facial hair he grew because "he couldn't be bothered to shave it" that's honorable!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pah
Face fungus evolved over millions of years, who are you to stand in the way of evolution? Next thing you will be defying Dar... oh.
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep your dwarf fetish to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm also doing this
and I also look like a gay biker
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's far too early in the process for Dick Dasterdly
I may grow it into that for the last week with the final day spent dressed as Hitle.....Chaplin.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post On
Acid?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post snowclones are the new black

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a link post some of you may remember my nephew who does the robotics/animatronics
well, his sister, my neice is doing costumes for this, amongst other things


my nephew's stuff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI20TvzbiXk
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great work.
Talented family!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:53, , Reply)

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