RIP Bob Hoskins
Long Good Friday
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 May 2014, 3:37,
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Saw him in Roger Rabiit first
Great movie, then I watched some of his more serious movies, he really nailed the cockney accent.
(, Thu 1 May 2014, 6:57, Reply)
He's getting into character here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BV8KfpE3BA
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Ghoti Fingers, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:58,
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I remember watching that at the cinema for my brother's birthday.
One of my favourite cinema memories.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 1 May 2014, 9:21,
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Ground breaking at the time though really
I think...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:12,
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He was also in "Doomsday" - a bonkers "28 Days Later meets Mad Max" movie
Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M0fIbx-irk
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 May 2014, 9:24,
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Still crooked, but chewing muscle relaxants and trying to walk and exercise as much as possible
Still out of work, though. But you can't have it all.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Thu 1 May 2014, 16:08,
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Watchmen Trailer Re Cut
I made this!
in memory of Bob Hoskins. My very first trailer re cut
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Isla de las Munecas (The Island of Dolls)
Sleep well b3ta, sleep well
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TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Thu 1 May 2014, 0:48,
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reminds me of Hasior
news.o.pl/wp-content/i/2013/10/wladyslaw-hasior-wyszywanie-charakteru-2013-10-10-920x611.jpg?9d7bd4
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 1:14,
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Very good hyperrealistic drawing process
Using dry marker, colored pencil, some other stuff.
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tubaman, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:46,
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Hyper-realism ...yawn
I don't get it. Take a picture.
All that effort to get a result that is exactly like a photograph. Great skills wasted on a pointless exercise.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:27,
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so he should draw so it looks nothing like
what he is drawing then?
faultless plan there...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 1 May 2014, 12:25,
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I've never seen an episode of Father Ted.
Is it still funny? I hear it was at the time...
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:10,
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it sure is.
it's by Graham Linehan, if you like his other work (Black Books, IT Crowd, Big Train) then you'll like this too. Not sure if 4oD is still showing them, they used to have every episode but since that was a good idea Channel 4 took a bunch of them down. But yes, watch it.
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Seriously?
I've never known anyone who dislikes it.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:29,
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I still love it but it might be one of those things where part of the
enjoyment is reminiscing.
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:49,
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The reminiscing is good..
but the episodes are better. In times of boredom I like to spin the "Wheel of Ted" and watch a random episode. Not a wasted moment, line or gag in any of the 25 episodes.
Perfect, in my opinion.
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I highly recommend watching all of them, toot sweet.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:50,
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You know how everyone loves Only Fools And Horses but it's complete shit?
Father Ted is about as far removed from that as is possible.
I'd also second what was said up there and heartily recommend Black Books too.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 6:31,
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Brilliant comedy but not very realistic because they don't rape any boys.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:29,
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it's so unrealistic because the priests aren't shagging little kids.
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No it fits
I think they're isolated on the island because of past crimes. There's one episode with Father Jack fantasising about being in a classroom full of little girls. I'm not making this up.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 1 May 2014, 9:06,
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It's brilliant.
Always thought Black Books and IT Crowd are overrated (especially IT Crowd).
But Ted has always been one of the very best.
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as nobody has actually commented on the link
I'm here to say: Bravo, that's a thing of joy, crafted with love!
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Remember as recently as the 90s when rugby players were just 'big men'?
Compared to today's meatheads, Carling et al look patently ordinary.
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Similar scenes are to be had at a Primark Sale
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:21,
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i think playing rap music only encourages them to fight
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:39,
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Thwack!
youtu.be/mYUqAM9nrMg?t=2m55s
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 1 May 2014, 0:57,
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thanks
now I know why my timestamped links don't work.
I'm somehow still served old format of
mYUqAM9nrMg#t=182
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omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:50,
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loooool
I think they must have capitalised his name on purpose?!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkPsYvOgTtI
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:36,
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Mooney's?
I suppose it's kinda funny that he chose this park to moon people.
Anyway, I came on here to share a link to 2048 Tile, becuase I'm sooooo addictied to this game on my phone. But it appears everyone has heard of it already, so I'll just drop this here instead for anyone who hasn't.
The object it pretty simple. Just use the arrow keys to slide the tiles up, down, left or right. Combine matching tiles until one tile totals 2028.
www.2048tile.co/
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good trolling
Now feck off before I popadick up your ass
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JeremyBeadlesHands, Thu 1 May 2014, 0:02,
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You don't appear to be very good at 2048
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 1 May 2014, 10:47,
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Shitterstock
A friend found this through the medium of typo.
The very shittest (and downright wierdest) of Shutterstock images in one handy blog.
Don't *think* it's GC...
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:42,
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Good lord
That... thing... at the bottom of page 3.
What is it?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:46,
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Hog roast.
I think...
There is a lot that is just wrong in some way on that page. The man at the top, the man with the large nose and upside down legs, the pregnant office worker in suspenders with the world on her belly... It is a treasure trove of surreal images.
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:54,
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hahaa christ
shitterstock.tumblr.com/post/17657671810
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mutated monty, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:13,
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Someone, somewhere must have thought...
"I could really use an image of a young man with a printed circuit board on his face, only not completely covering it, just enough that he looks like a ghastly technological minstrel. And it should be seamy..."
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Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:35,
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These people did
info.zentech.com/blog/?Tag=electronic+design+and+manufacture
venturebeat.com/2012/10/01/windows-8-tablets-are-late-blame-intel/
theconversation.com/person-or-computer-could-you-pass-the-turing-test-6769
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:57,
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No wonder they don't want my images if this is the shit that sells...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 1 May 2014, 0:40,
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The Telepormatation
I made this!
Professer and the kid are working on a new invention.
Filmed and edited in 24 hours.
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Holy crap, they've arrested Gerry Adams
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:17,
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Keepers, this could be interesting
Of course, we don't know what he's been arrested for; it might 'just' be obstruction or somesuch. However I suspect the PSNI didn't do it without some very high-up authorisation.
(*) Jeepers
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:20,
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He seems to be a decent family man now.
But during the troubles I'm sure he had his fingers in ALL of the dirty pies available out there. He doesn't come across as the type who would pull any triggers himself, but that doesn't expunge him from organising killings, or whipping people into frenzies.
But like Max Clifford, it's in the past now so we should just forget about it.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:24,
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Decent family man?
So not like his brother then. (obligatory paedo reference).
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:30,
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I didn't like him as much since he started speaking with his own voice.
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I remember Simon Schemer's history of the battle of the Boyne
a battle he commented 'No one won.'
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:34,
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While we're at it
Can we ask Martin McGuinness where he was on Bloody Sunday?
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Now he's a man who would have some interesting tales to tell
Adams seems like the sort of guy who although a thoroughly nasty piece of work, would be smart enough to have not got his hands dirty. McGuinness on the other hand seems like he was at the coalface for most of it.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:42,
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He shot a friend of mine
in both legs. Trufax.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 22:46,
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Interesting, but not really at all helpful.
As the Savile inquiry put it, "we are sure that he did not engage in any activity that provided any of the soldiers with any justification for opening fire."
So he was probably there and was probably carrying a sub-machine gun, and may have fired that weapon, but the Savile inquiry is pretty adamant in its findings that he did not engage in any activity giving justification for opening fire.
Of course, it might be suggested there are plenty of events other than Bloody Sunday which might warrant closer attention, but I am of the view that he has been rather more useful to the British government than either side publicly admits.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:48,
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Jimmy Savile was trusted with investigating the actions of the IRA?!
BEGORRAH!
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*TAKES DEEP BREATH* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Best news all day! :-)
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You don't get to the leadship of the IRA without spilling some blood
Was wondering when the Boston tapes would implicate someone high up.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 1 May 2014, 8:38,
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I liked a bit of Hoskins.
That one where he played the gruff, grizzled bloke with a heart of gold.
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Gruff, grizzled blokes with hearts of gold? I shit 'em.
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Ghoti Fingers, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:01,
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you are the original goatsie
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:52,
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The Reality Party (official launch)
www.theguardian.com/music/2014/apr/30/bez-launches-parliament-bid-eccles-happy-mondays
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:39,
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Fuck me ,he is actually beginning to believe himself :(
HOLD THE PRESS!
Fat George Osborne spotted....
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isn't this how Hitler started?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 1 May 2014, 9:35,
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Onion launching a BuzzFeed/Upworthy parody site
Not much there at the minute. Opens June. #awesome #LOLworthy #9/11
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$$ ✅, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:53,
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what do i win when i click it 800,000 times?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:36,
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I looked at the code and there
doesn't seem to be any surprises, sadly.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:10,
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It's obfuscated
to look simpler than it is. There's actually an entire build of Minecraft hidden in this line:
return Array(Math.max(digits - String(number).length + 1, 0)).join(0) + number;
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:34,
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if(clicks == 800000 && iq !== 25) {
var selfRespect != true;
return selfRespect;
} else {
var sanity = 1;
var commonSense = 1;
var theseArentTheDroids = 2;
return (sanity + commonSense) - theseArentTheDroids;
}(
BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 23:08,
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The "} else {" line
makes me more angry than it should..
}
else {
dammit! *points to the door*
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Cuddled brackets 4EVA!
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BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Thu 1 May 2014, 15:12,
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paxo to go...
he's quitting shitenite. i bet ian katz's attempt to turn it into the one show was a major factor, even if that's denied.
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What makes you say that?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:09,
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no matter how clever they think they are
they're still a fucking TV show.
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did someone threaten to over rule him?
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:09,
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Well, I'd like to first say that that is a very good question, and one that's been a particularly hot subject this week
and I fully intend to get round to sidestepping the issue in 2015 after the referendum, of which I may or may not be unambiguously for or against. As to the matter of overruling, and these allegations of threats, I would like to state that I do not have access to that information, and thus can't give a fully, educated, complete answer to your question. However, I ask you put it to my right honourable friend over there and see what he says so we can divert around the issue until our 5 minute segment is up.
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 21:45,
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Budgeting bill tracking thing for self employed, poor or simply useless people.
I made this!
(I am a spamcunt).
I've been working on this in my spare time for over a year now, me and my two faithful beta testers. I'm not really sure what words best describe it yet: it's a personal finance budgetter. You tell it your incomes, your expenses, your accounts and it gives you a daily budget to follow, lets you record spending, alerts you to bills, predicts when your balances will drop too low, tracks unpaid bills, simulates expenses, manages savings goals. It has a web app (I'm working on native iOS and Android things) and can even send you text messages.
There are other things that do this, but none as well as this. I only started making it because I couldn't find something that can cope with an irregular income and it's really helped me to get organise and pay my bills.
It is in beta, and this is the first place I've publicly posted it and shall be the only place for a while. There's a good support ticketing system (in 'support') on there for problems but you can also gaz me. Me and a few friends have been testing it for a while now, so it should be quite stable, but I'd still expect a few bugs, it just shouldn't catch fire or anything. What I'd love is any feature requests and suggestions for it.
I will eventually hope to charge a low price for it (£1pcm or £8 a year) but if you use the code b3tabeta on signing up, you'll get a year credited and I'll add to that if you're still using it in a year.
(It is at this point that it will crash and burn, I'm sure).
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:37,
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this is all just a clever ploy
to get our annual incomes and bank details, right?
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:43,
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At most I would be tempted to generate a pretty graph. There's no need to
enter any bank details or personal information, I'd be concerned at someone adding a bank account on there and actually calling it by the account number. Mine are 'student', 'savings' and 'wallet'.
edit: it can also manage a box of cash as if it was a bank account, making it perfect for drug dealers. I don't know if that's something I should try promoting it with.
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:45,
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i like the idea, i may check it out later.
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miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:47,
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Let me know if it doesn't do something you assumed it would,
as I initially made it specifically for me, like the selfish bastard I am, I've really enjoyed all feedback to make it into something universally useful.
That said, I am a coder, I am not a marketer, this is usually the stage that my projects tend to die at if they're not about willies or the world ending.
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:50,
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why not make your graph using representive willies then?
if the willy is soft and useless then theres no money.
if the the willy is a semi then there may be some money
if the willy would require thumbing in then there is a bit more money
if the willy ifs rampant and sold then you loads of money
and if the willy is rampant and spurting then there is to much money
they could be pink if you realy wanted to
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:07,
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I have been enjoying hiding the more useless settings
in 'Advanced Settings'. Maybe 'Magenta cock mode' should be built.
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:12,
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dont talk about it do it
do it
do it
do it
now go and do it
typical spends time on here fannying around when he could be doing something productive
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:18,
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Hello! I've been lurking, busy on this and other projects.
I don't think I've posted since I was on Page 3! (Edit, no, 15 days ago)
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 17:59,
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Nice rack.
Who should I vote for in the European Elections?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:06,
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Oooo cool
I need one of these things and wanted to build my own but don't have time because of a shit load of jobs. Thanks for saving me many hours =D
PS Your top 3 info sections ("homeSteps" divs) aren't floating correctly on Chrome.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:06,
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hee! This started as a single php script to run on a local server for me, then friends showed interest
so I made it into the monster it is today. It's nice to have a pet.
What window size are you at? I'm running Chrome and they're aligned fine (should be, going downwards, left, middle then right) at all window sizes until mobile when they stack.
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:11,
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1920 x 1080
Is that correct? I thought they might have been either inline or centered. My bad...
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:20,
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Hahaha, unfortunately this is a symptom of my terrible eye
for design rather than a malfunction. This is correct.
I should fiddle with the final one a bit more though. I like code and geekery, making things pretty always bores me but I'm not going to get any users otherwise!
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:23,
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Well I'm signed up and ready to rock and roll.
I'll get me finances sorted in a few days. Got a deadline for an app in 4 days and keep spending far too much time on b3ta when I should be working =(
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:25,
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Oof, yes! Raise a support ticket or gaz me here if you have any comments or
requests or problems. I am more curious about how it will be received than anything now, as I think it's pretty much ready to go.
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:27,
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two things
1) you have to be some kind of weird or stupid to call YOURSELF a spamcunt
1a) collary - i am not sure you understand what a spamcunt is.
2) if you get a free month for referring a griend that makes a free account i could in thoery keep myself referring myself (on diff temporary emails). you might want to think that one through a little.
looks good. but i wont be using it.
(, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 18:44, Reply)
I won't keep that offer for ever,
But I'm happy for people to exploit it for now, I just want users!
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 19:00,
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as long as he is white English then UKIP/farage will have no problem with him
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:06,
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spent a weekend building a country/state to timezone
to HTML currency array. It is beautiful but I'm not sure that is a real currency!
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stevierar, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:32,
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no worries..
this is what B3ta testing is all about ;)
I built this clickable map thingy of Merkin land recently and discovered there was two Washingtons states - really fucked my head up ;)
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Really needs a wind section.
Very impressive though.
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:49,
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Where's my money?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 16:45,
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That's excellent
and I feel particularly stupid for not second guessing it, for I am particularly stupid.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Wed 30 Apr 2014, 20:45,
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